This won't be a problem anymore! From Trope Co.® comes Bling-Bling-BANG!, the fast way to make your guns stand out like never before. By simply mailing your dull firearms to us, we'll gussy them up and send them back within two weeks*! You'll never want to own a boring, regular gun again! Choose a metal and (for those looking to really impress people) a gemstone to bring your weapon's new dose of awesome over the edge.
The following choices** for your weapon are:
In no time you'll be the proud owner of a shiny, pimped-out gun, making everyone you meet really take notice when you bring your new friend out to play.