So you've built yourself a Cool Starship. You've got a qualified Captain to pilot it, an army of Mooks to run it, and maybe even a Wave Motion Gun to do some damage. Now all that stands in the way of your inner Galactic Conqueror or Galactic Savior is the sheer size of Outer Space. (Or not.)
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