So you've built yourself a Cool Starship. You've got a qualified Captain to pilot it, an army of Mooks to run it, and maybe even a Wave-Motion Gun to do some damage. Now all that stands in the way of your inner Galactic Conqueror or Galactic Savior is the sheer size of Outer Space. (Or not.)
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