Let's face it. We've all seen things we shouldn't have: That one bad movie you saw with your friends in an attempt to mock it a la Mystery Science Theater 3000, that crudely drawn picture featuring one of your favorite cartoon characters in tawdry sexual congress or some disgusting fetish activity, your grandfather coming out of the bathtub or shower in all his wrinkled, aged, untoweled "glory", a homeless or drug-addled man using the open air as his own personal toilet (especially if what comes out is unnaturally colored), that left-leaning animal rights documentary, the clickbait "challenge" video by a crazy influencer, that vintage porn film (or porn mag centerfold) that starred a sexy, uninhibited version of a beloved family member (mom, dad, aunt, grandma, etc), a brutal, painful murder (whether on TV or in real life)...
Don't you wish you could just make these damaging sights leave your brain?
Well look no further! New from Trope Co.®, it's Brain Bleach!
Simply follow the instructions on the bottle* and you can wash away those dark stains on your psyche! That movie's Bad "Bad Acting"? Gone! That head-exploding picture you saw? Poof, the memories of it are gone too! The footage of the tortured animals? It's like you ignored it! Those awkward, disgusting memories of your family in private? It's like they were never there to start with! With Brain Bleach™, the mental hurt will finally go away.
Brain Bleach works by burning a hole in your esophagus, allowing you to vomit directly onto the Squick Center of your brain.
