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"For life's bleachable moments."
Clorox slogan

"Visit a casualty department on November 5th and you'll wish you'd been blinded too."
— Slogan of a 1993 UK Public Service Announcement about firework safety

    Comic Books 

Thor: It is uncertain, Thialfi, from whence Sturm and Drang truly came. It is said by some that the great slavering bitch known as the Fenris Wolf was in heat, and lay with Surtur the fire demon, and that Sturm and Drang are the result of that union.
Baldur: On second thought, I will have an ale. Hope is to obliterate the mental picture our lord Thor has just placed in my mind.
Captain Marvel v. 4 #7''

"[Are you sure you want to delete selected memory?]"
Victor Mancha after a game of truth or dare gone wrong, Runaways

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    Fan Works 

"My eyes, Servant. Cut them out immediately! It's too late to save them. The only thing I can do now is have them removed so that they never have to witness something like that again!"
Louise, The Hill of Swords

Legolas: I was chased by Elvea and Sauronette when one opened just in front of them, and they fell down into the Uruk-hai breeding caverns.
Elrond: Oh, so that was the loud-pitched scream I heard about 'need acid to remove my eyes'?

The detective felt his hopes plummet. "So, you two aren’t…"
"No. The thought of dating Barry – or Oliver for that matter – makes me want to lobotomize myself with a rusty spoon." Kara settled the matter instantly. Oliver sobered up at that, and he too shuddered. Kal tried to get his laughter under control, though there were still tears in his eyes.
"Yeah. These two are like my siblings. Never happening – ever." Barry added in for good measure.

    Film — Live-Action 

"There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?"
Max California, 8mm

"That's in my brain now."
Thor Odinson, Thor: Ragnarok

    Literature 

Ben: Dad, if I never see another underground water pumping station or one more droch, I'll be happy.
Vestara: We still have plenty of cans of droch spray.
Ben: Yeah, but do we have any bottles of brain bleach?
Star Wars Fate of the Jedi: Conviction

    Live-Action TV 

"Seventeen karaoke bars... You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head."
Angel, "Happy Anniversary"

"Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye."
Frasier Crane, Frasier, "The Ring Cycle"

"Is there any way you can psychologically unsee something?"
Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

"Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee."
Richard Langford, CSI

Adrian: This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking?
Natalie: Tea.
Adrian: Is it hot?
Natalie: Yes.
Adrian: Good. Pour it into my eyes!
Natalie: Mr. Monk—
Adrian: Do it! Blind me!
Monk

"I'm... I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch."
Richard Castle, Castle

"So, you were up on an eighty-year-old man, riding him around and whipping him for sixty minutes? (Beat) You realize that image will stay with me for the rest of my life?"
Father Ted, "Good Luck, Father Ted"

    Music 

"With my own eyes
I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain
From my own eyes (My own eyes)
Those visions haunt my memory
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee...
With my own eyes!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "My Own Eyes"

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    Newspapers 

"Since 1999 I've been carrying a blue pill in my pocket, holding onto it for the moment when I'd truly need it. The pill, I was told, would instantly erase the memory of any movie — but just the one movie, just the one time. I was tempted to take that pill after Freddy Got Fingered. I had the pill in hand as I walked out of every other Adam Sandler movie of the last decade. But I hung on to it, knowing something even worse was going to come my way one day. Midway through Movie 43, I knew the day had come. As the credits rolled with the inevitable blooper scenes of actors breaking character and inexplicably laughing when nothing funny is going on, I swallowed that pill, hoping to erase instantly all mental images of what had just transpired. It didn't work. The !&$@*! thing didn't work!"
Richard Roeper's review of Movie 43

    Video Games 

"It's too late. The images are already in my mind and they will never, ever go away."
Bethany, Dragon Age II

"I will stab this memory out of my skull."
The Spy after having to perform the Square Dance, Team Fortress 2

"I've seen what's down there. And I'd give anything to unsee it."
Sam, Until Dawn

"You guys were in bed with Fisk all along? Aww now I'll never get that image out of my head!"

I'm gonna dedicate the rest of my life to forgetting it.
Classic Eggman on an ill-thought plan by his future self, Sonic Generations

    Web Animation 

"(Doctor, I'd like the part of my brain responsible for that image lobotomized, please...)"

"Ugh, I need mental bleach. Or just regular bleach. I don't want to live in this world anymore."
Epsilon-Church, Red vs. Blue: S14Ep17 Get Bent''

    Webcomics 

Belkar: [speaking about Roy disguising himself as a woman] That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone.
Roy: Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now. Maybe my ears, too.

"I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain."
Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater

Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!
Katerina Donlan, Gunnerkrigg Court

Tagon: I see you've just been exposed to Ennesby's weapons-grade vocabulary.
Jevee Ceeta: My stomach is in my throat right now. It's trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading his message.

"I CLOSE MY EYES AND STILL I SEE!!!"
Dornail, Ravens Dojo

"Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?"

Sam: Wh... what? WHAT? What are you doing?
Archivist: Er, well... Don't think about it too hard.
Ash: My eyes won't focus!
Archivist: Probably for the best.

Psycho Mantis: Can you shut down the part of my brain that makes it possible for me to visualize my coworkers having sex?
Naomi Hunter: Oh yeah, sure.
Psycho Mantis: ...Seriously?
Florence: You get some sleep, too. Don't want to start overwriting your day memory.
Sawtooth: Organic brains are superior in that respect. (thinking) Though overwriting does have its advantages. When you have a bad day you really want to forget, stay up another eighteen hours and you do.

"Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you!"
Monica, Wapsi Square

    Web Original 

Chris: I’d say this is the dumbest movie we’ve ever watched, but Judge Dredd and Barb Wire still exist, no matter how hard we try to forget.
Matt: It’s a real horse race.
— Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

"I could have gone my whole life without seeing Costner drink his own pee."

"Dear lord in heaven! First I see a chick's underwear and then some flabby old man in a Speedo?! Turn it off! Stop it at once! I would pay any amount of money if they would take him off the screen! AUUUUGH! Oh GOD his geriatric package MOCKS me! Eeeewww and he's perfectly hairless, too! Someone shaved this old man's bikini zone!! ...I need to rinse my fucking eyes out with Drano now..."
Noah Antwiler on The Wizard

"Oh, Shoe, you know that given my druthers I’d prefer not to contemplate the twisted chimeric anatomy of your bird-person characters, right? Especially when it comes to the naughty parts. I try not to think about those at all. I only contemplated the concept of bird-breasts obliquely, once, which didn’t stop TV Tropes from quoting me in the epigraph of the article on the subject."

"Kicking off this abysmal piece of television, Ianto’s idea of a good night in is to order in a pizza and share it with his half-converted Cyber-girlfriend. Until this point Ianto has been a nobody, a bland background smell, but here we get to find out about his sordid shenanigans. We were better off not knowing."

"What’s that? You’ve never heard of this? Are you sure? Certain you aren’t just like me and saw it years back and your brain short-circuited and said, 'No, we are not wasting any space in the hippocampus on this'? Well, then we’re all going to suffer through this together."

"That ILLEGAL ass gross video looks like a no-budget porn and it makes me want to point to the eyes on a doll and tell my therapist that’s where Lady CaCa violated me."

"(STOP PUTTING IMAGES IN MY HEAD THAT I CAN'T GET OUT LATER EXCEPT WITH A BULLET.)"
Darren MacLennan, reviewing FATAL

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    Web Video 

"I've just seen Daniel Stern's cum-face! I'm not sure how to feel about that!!"

"Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about The Phantom Menace when you drink it. It's called Bleach."

"Awww, now I'm scarred physically and mentally!"

Diabetus: ...sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that.
Slowbeef: Oh my lord, you got any left?!
Diabetus: No, I'm sorry, I had to use two hundred bottles.

Might Guy: That's right, Lee! Shake your goods!
Gaara: ...Wow. I think I'm gonna need some mind soap.

Tomas Kaberle: Hey everyone, guess who just waived the no-pants policy?
Jarome Iginla: Oh god, I'll never be able to erase that from my memory!
"The Resort", by Bloge Salming

Dodoria: And that's why I was considered the most beautiful — and fertilewoman on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up.
Vegeta: He tends to do that. Also, eeeeeeeeuuuuuugh. (shudders)

"That's the kind of look that's seen some shit."

Kevin: [upon seeing the Duras sisters] You supposed we're seeing the only hairless part of their breasts?
Mike: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! UUUUGH!
Kevin: [chuckling] Just asking!

    Western Animation 

"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay."
Timmy Turner on his dad's Mom-puppet, The Fairly OddParents!

"You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!"
Narrator, Futurama

Dr. Venture: That's it! Objection! Your Honor, I have children listening to this potty talk!
Judge: Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record. And my mind.
The Venture Bros. note 

"Watch the shop for a minute, Soos. I need to go find a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out!"
Grunkle Stan on seeing Soos pose shirtless, Gravity Falls, "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Stan's Tattoo"

"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!"
Plankton, Sponge Bob Squarepants, "The Algae's Always Greener"

"My brain hates my eyes for seeing this."
Wasabi, Big Hero 6

Patrick: Well, I guess I don't need this disguise anymore! [rips of his "Patricia" disguise, leaving him butt-naked.]
Krusty Krab Customers: Gasp!
Squidward: note  Um...I think I need to take a shower...
Mr. Krabsnote So, let me get this straight: you're not a woman?
Patrick: Nope!
Mr. Krabs: Well, then, you're fired. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office for...oh, I don't know, about fifteen years or so?
'SpongeBob SquarePants, "That's No Lady"


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