Are you a Big Bad cornered by those pesky Big Damn Heroes? Don't want your evil lair messed up when you're defeated? Well, here at Trope Co., we have the solution just for you! The Collapsing Lair does just that— you don't have to worry about your possessions getting destroyed by the heroes when it already destroyed itself. Buy now and get a Self-Destruct Button for on-demand property damage for free.note
*Trope Co. is not responsible for unwanted lair destruction.