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"Star light, star bright,

The first star you see tonight;

You wish you had that star to-go,

Help me, help me Trope Co.®!"

Well your wish is our command we know we wrote out the "wish" part from that nursery rhyme, but did you know "wish" and "Co" didn't rhyme? It's crazy at Trope Co.®, but why should you have to carry stars or have us go to the trouble of shipping and handling when we cut out the middle man and make them come to you willingly as Sentient Stars™!

You can talk to them, play with them, work with them, eat brunch with them, fight them, argue with them, make up with them and share your deepest, darkest thoughts with them!

WARNING: Do not handle Sentient Stars™ outside of a space-suit that can width-stand between 10,000-50,000 Kelvin. Prolonged exposure to Sentient Stars™ can result in radiation poisoning, dehydration, heat-syncope and an allergic reaction to stardust.

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