When faced with bandits, wild monsters, the Demon Lord's armies, even all the King's forces and their men, one needs a little help. But when your men die or flee like the cowards they are, or if you run out of mana for Summon Magic, what are you gonna do?
Introducing the Trope Co.® Miracle-Gro Monster™!
In a capsule, an aeresol, or a used potion-bottle, the Miracle-Gro Monster™ is an instant ally for turning the tide of those close calls, whether you intend on winning the battle or in need of a quick getaway, the Miracle-Gro Monster™ is just the product for you!
Just Add Water and they'll go from "tiny-terror" to "Beast of the Apocalypse" in just under an hour or your money back guaranteed!
Just call 1-800-555-555-TROPECO and order your first Miracle-Gro Monster™ for only $19.99 (plus shipping and handling). That's 1-800-555-555-TROPECO.
Do not handle Miracle-Gro Monster™ without the Trope Co.® The Beastmaster™. Failure to adhere to this warning may result in the monster turning on you and disembowling you with whatever natural weaponry it may have.
