You gotta keep your corn safe from those pests, but those buzzards and crows and meddling kids just won't go the hell away!
Try our Scary Scarecrows™!
Just assemble the parts that come in our Trope Co.® Scary Scarecrows™ assembly kit and add your Animating Artifact™ and voila! All invaders will be hunted through the stalks, mulched and used as fertilizer!
Everyone who has used Scary Scarecrows™ has had glorious harvests every year and they have Trope Co.® to thank.
WARNING: Scary Scarecrow™ may gain sentience and lose the ability to distinguish between friend and foe. If this occurs, use your Trope Co.® Playing with Fire™ and apply it accordingly. Do not give Scary Scarecrow™ a brain or brain-surrogate lest they get their mathematical equations wrong.
