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This is Director Sdrawkcab Alias. This is not my real name. I am using an alias for security purposes. Trope Co.® has used its power and influence over story-telling to create products of every Character Alignment.
The Artifact Collection Agency was established by Trope Co.®'s founding CEO in order to catalogue and, if need be, recall and contain all products placed under the Artifact of Power classification.