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After a hot, exciting adventure in the Shifting Sand Land™, one feels the need to find a place to cool down and chill. Brought to you by the same architects from Trope Co.® who have brought you Green Hill Zone™ and Crystal Landscape™, we are proud to introduce to you the new and improved Slippy-Slidey Ice World™!

Come visit the Ice Rink. See our ice skaters dance and sway like a swan on the lake. For those into blood-sports, see the Hockey Fight between the best Ice Hockey players imported all the way from deepest, darkest Canada. For date night, we acclimate the men and the women by showing both at the same time! Pre-order your tickets for the chance to sit in the splash-zone. When your day is done and you have exhausted ourself, sit back and relax in our five-star Hotel carved from ice and gaze into the Wintry Auroral Sky as the moon hangs high.

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Slippy-Slidey Ice World™: A Winter Wonderland!

Trope Co.® is not responsible for any and all accidents and unfortunate incidents that may occur to customers while visiting Slippy-Slidey Ice World™, including oxygen deprivation, hypothermia, impalement via icicles, impalement via falling icicles, falling down mountain-peaks and Bottomless Pits due to Frictionless Ice, cryogenic mishaps and mauling by unfriendly fauna.

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