Introducing the new Trope Co.® Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber of the Future! Why suffer the indignities of scrubbing off unsanitary germs and bacteria in private and hard to reach places with nothing accomplished after hours of wasted water when the Decontamination Chamber can accomplish the improbable in mere seconds? Using the same implausibly precise laser technology used to fake the moon landing, the head of the shower emits a low-grade electromagnetic radiation amplified by the crystalline silicon within the confines of the Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber, completely wiping all grime, stains and foreign contaminants from existence.
WARNING: May lead to hairloss, nausea, momentary blindness, permanent blindness, diarrhea, constipation, loss of life, impotence, omnipotence, loss of pregnancy, impregnantion, heavy bleeding, severe clotting, severe headaches, severe irritation of the skin and bones, unexplained mutant ice-powers, involuntary interdimensional teleportation, an Overly Long Gag on a trope page and utter destruction of all inorganic property within the confines of your bathroom. Do not wear any watches, jewelry or prosthetic joints within the Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber. Some Animals Were Harmed in the making of this product. Trope Co.® is not responsible to any and all harm that occurs to the customers or household-pets of customers that have purchased the Trope Co.® Voice-Keyed Decontamination Chamber.