When you wanna market your game to kids, you must remember the golden rule: Kids Love Dinosaurs.
Welcome to Prehistoria™!
Using the Trope Co.® Sorting Algorithm of Threatening Geography, Prehistoria™ is a wonderland ripped straight out of the Tropesaurus Index in your grandpa's Encyclopedia set! Decorated in lush, tropical jungles and volcanic calderas, you can explore Hollywood Prehistory the way it was supposed to be explored: with you in it!
We've populated our world with Nubile Savages, Cavemen with clubs that go "bonk" when they hit something, anachronistic ecosystems full of dinosaurs and other prehistoric phenomena.
Prehistoria™. Get a ticket to visit today before we hit the kill switch.
