Is your Fantasy Pantheon in need of a Mook to spar with? Is your pit of eternal suffering understaffed and in need of someone to do the dirty deeds? Are you fresh out of evil that could add that extra kick?
From the makers of God™, Satan™ and Cosmic Horror™ comes a new line of mythical beings from the Trope Co.® Our Monsters Are Different Series. Introducing Trope Co.'s® Our Demons Are Different™!
Our Demons Are Different™ come in a variety of variations for a diverse collection.
- Shoulder Devil: Is your Shoulder Angel lonely? Are you sick of following the rules and just want to rebel for once? Try our Shoulder Devil™! With our Shoulder Devil™, you'll go from putting recyclables in the trash to serial-killing within the week!
- Fallen Cupid: Do you find your friend's constant flirting obnoxious? You want to skip the chaste kissing and get right into the action? One shot from this cupid's arrow can bend or break that wholesome romance at your leisure.
- Youkai: You find Western Demons to be one-note and pointlessly cruel? Are you an Otaku or Otaku Surrogate? Do you find enlightenment unsatisfying without a hazard or two along the way? Try our Youkai™! They come in a variety of forms, powers and
Character Alignments to make your pilgrimage all the more interesting. - Demon Lords and Archdevils: The Legions of Hell are in chaos and they need someone or something to keep them in line. Beelzebub and Baphomet, Mammon and Asmodeus. Just one Embodiment of Vice is enough to keep all of Perdition in check and all of humanity that much closer to total annihilation.
Trope Co.® is not responsible for any and all temptations, torments, mockeries, damnations or Demonic Possessions by Our Demons Are Different™. Keep any and all instances of Our Demons Are Different™ a minimum of three-miles away from Our Angels Are Different™. Failure to do so will induce The End of the World as We Know It. Should any demon ascend to angelhood, please consult the Our Demons Are Different™ instruction-manual. Should any instance of Our Demons Are Different™ become defective, dispose of them with your Trope Co.'s® Holy Hand Grenade™ or call 555-555-TropeCo.
Hell™ not included
