Sword play is all the rage and every knight worth their steel has a Cool Sword™. But all that fancy Flynning don't mean crap against 50lbs of cold-hard steel slamming into them with all the power of your big-dick energy!
Humongous-Headed Hammer™, by Trope Co.®!
With Humongous-Headed Hammer™, you crush the skulls of your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women, for that is what's best in life! Or you can crush them too, along with their feeble, whiny brood so that they can't take vengeance against you. It can be a weapon to destroy, or a tool to build.
Thunder Hammer™ sold separately.
