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IF HUMAN, DO NOT READ

We at Trope Co.® cordially invite you to the latest exhibit of our Trope Co.® People Zoo; fresh, new, young human specimens.

You've seen the Live Anal Probing demonstrations, you've seen the Tinfoil Hat yokels returned to their natural habitat and you've seen their mating habits on Trope Co.®'s Happy Times with Scuzzo. Now see them live in our new exhibit.

Take the kids to visit the petting zoo and feed them Reese's Pieces™ and pet the man-cubs. Observe the Exploding Fish Tanks in our Jihad Aquariums. See the lawyers and defendants battle over clients.

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