Tired of sleeping peacefully at night? Have someone you want to share some unpleasant dreams with? Look no further! We at Trope Co.™ have just the item for you!
Introducing Nightmare Fuel, the Squick-inducing, bad-dream generating wonder substance that causes sweet dreams to turn sour and pleasant fantasies to take a left turn into Clive Barker territory. Available in both easy-dose liquid and convenient gel-caps, one dose of Nightmare Fuel™ will give you terrifying visions guaranteed to keep you awake for days!
Comes in regular and vomit flavors, and in two great strengths — regular, for run-of-the-mill bad dreams, and extra-strength High Octane formula (for extra-horrific visions).note