The Hosts
13-Block
The fraudulent host.
The host of this Object Show who tries his best to make the greatest object show there is but just cannot get it right. He’ll do anything he can to perfect his craft whether it means getting himself or others in danger or pushing others away.- Berserk Button: Will rage out if provoked too heavily. Hates not being taken seriously.
- Establishing Character Moment: Puts aside selfish desires to finally apologise for something.
- Game Show Host: Hosts the show, will finish it no matter what.
- Fanboy: Freaks out when in contact of artefacts or people related to media he likes.
- Fatal Flaw: His fears of failure.
- Lawful Pushover: Will do anything he can seen as the best out of loneliness.
- Tough Leader Façade: Puts on a confident, tough façade when performing host tendencies but is really more timid and insecure in secret.
- Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: Yearns to be something.
- I Just Want to Be Special: Yearns for fame.
- Transparent Closet: Averse to sexuality and romance.
- Water-Triggered Change: If met by water, he transforms into a rabid dragon-object hybrid.
Evil 13-Block
The fraudulent evil host.
Voiced by: a text box
13-Block's oldest friend who cosplays as an evil version of the host. Hates being ignored.
- Evil Former Friend: A close old friend of 13-Block who sought revenge due to his neglect of his person.
- Evil Counterpart: Evil 13B is an identical-looking red version of the host.
- Berserk Button: Will go into a revenge frenzy if treated like crap by his close allies.
- Foe Romance Subtext: Some strange tension between himself and 13-Block.
- Freudian Excuse: Uses the neglect by 13-Block as an excuse to do terrible things to him and his cast.
- Heel–Face Turn: Becomes good later on in the story due to 13-B becoming a better person.
Becquerel
The omnipresent cameraobject.
The invisible object responsible for filming the show. Has to deal with Toffee’s shenanigans a lot.
- In-Universe Camera: Most of the scenes taking place in the show are filmed by Becquerel.
- Camera Abuse: If killed, it causes the screen to crack. If disturbed or hit, the screen follows the perspective of their reaction.
- The Voice: Bequerel is only ever seen from the first person.
- Straight Man: Often there as a foil to combat 13B's incompetence and Toffee's insanity.
Cup
He's a total wannabe.
13-B's old companion/ex. Supposed fashionista, even though no one remembers he exists.
- Drag Queen: Basically is one.
- Expy: Supposed to be an interpretation of the Object Universe character.
- The Diva: Loud, flamboyant and extra, demands attention.
- Wholesome Crossdresser: Wears eyelashes and feminine clothing just because he can.
The Phone
Unrecognized, omnipotent almighty and all-powerful assistant.
13B's neglected sentient phone.
- All of the Other Reindeer: Nobody really appreciates her existence in the slightest.
- Parental Neglect: Not fully appreciated or acknowledged by 13-Block.
The Contestants
Accel Adderall
The great and powerful Accel.
A cosplayer who belittles people and thinks she's better than everyone, very very hard to befriend.- Alliterative Name: There are two "A"s in Accel Adderall
- Alpha Bitch: Tends to be very selfish, and generally rude towards others (with exception).
- Connected All Along: Secretly related to Babahook and Sabarook but keeps this a secret for unknown reasons.
- Closet Geek: Secret enjoyer of object show media; thinks people will make fun of her for it.
- Clothes Make the Maniac: The character she cosplays is the main inspiration for her personality.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: Slowly starts to mellow out as the competition develops with her Love Interest, Grenada, being most responsible.
- Moral Myopia: Does terrible things but moans and cries about it when karma arrives.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Very cool with Dart-E despite their anger and tensions towards each other.
- The Diva: Powerful and takes no shit from anyone.
- Third-Person Person: Will occasionally refer to herself in the third person to show dominance.
- Your Costume Needs Work: An imperfect cosplay of her favourite fictional character; she lacks the eyepatch and the boots.
Babahook
Questions, questions.
A confused, probable liar, straight man.
- Connected All Along: Related to Accel Adderall but does not know it.
- Etiquette Nazi: Hates the sight of slouching and tries to remedy it whenever she sees it.
- Feuding Families: Her clan, the Red Walten Weapons has beef with their blue counterpart, the Blue Walten Weapons.
- Fish out of Water: Far more subdued in her personality and actions compared to everyone else.
- Straight Man: Foil to most, especially Nacho and his violent tendencies.
- The Defroster: Makes Nacho less violent just by being chill with him.
- Human Weapon: A super sharp and destructive retractable blade, often used by Nacho to destroy things.
Cloud
The one is just kind of there.
An motionless husk and hulk of a person.- The Speechless: Cannot speak or emote.
- Beware the Quiet Ones: Mute but incredible destructive capability.
- Making a Splash: Has the ability to shoot bursts of water at others.
- Shock and Awe: Can summon lightning to strike others.
Cork
Lover of shows, lives to consume.
Overzealous object show fans. Loves to talk about the things he loves; object shows.- Badass Bookworm: Has the capability to be totally fearless and badass when in a roleplay scenario.
- Fanboy: An object show fan to the core with extensive knowledge of 90% of them.
- Genki Girl: Super excitable and energetic most of the time.
- Hero-Worshipper: Pretty much worships any popular figure in the Object Show Community to the point of 'befriending' one, Trophy.
- Deer in the Headlights: Not very useful when frightened.
- Keet: Hyperactive and always gleaming.
- Non-Action Guy: Lacks power and courage a lot of the time.
- Platonic Life-Partners: Him and Dice become easily close without any romantic feelings.
Dart-E
A second before the reveal.
Doesn't care about what anyone thinks, says what's on her mind sometimes just to anger people.- Bullying a Dragon: Will take dogs at others far more aggressive and powerful than her if she so chooses.
- Good Is Not Nice: An object with ethic but not necessarily kindness.
- Jerkass: Likes to make fun and pick on people.
- LGBT Awakening: Dart-E nonchalantly switches genders from male to female two-thirds through the show.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Very snide yet still cares about and loves to banter with the people she picks on.
- Lookalike Lovers: Her partner, Dartetteay is just an overly feminine version of her with a bow and a pink color schemes.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Very cool with Accel despite their anger and tensions towards each other.
- The Watson: Often confused at the insanities around her.
Dice
Nice girl, wears her burnt face with pride.
Shares a mind with her twin, Die. A friendly person but with a shorter temper and less mature than Dice.- Berserk Button: Has bursts of anger if provoked too much.
- Hot-Blooded: Puts 100% in her craft without a care in the world.
- Platonic Life-Partners: Her and Cork become easily close without any romantic feelings.
- Nice Guy: Friendly and easily approachable.
- Super Gullible: More susceptible to being lied to others due to her childish nature.
- Twin Telepathy: Has the ability to communicate with her twin, Die, through telepathy.
- Two-Faced: Half of her face was burned away in an accidental fire, does not affect her personality however.
Die
A rare spout of sincerity for her.
Shares a mind with her twin, Dice. Impulsive and an overthinker in all things strategy.- Friendless Background: Had no real friends before joining the show because of her self-awareness.
- Personal Hate Before Common Goals: She and Accel have the same amount of determination for their motives but both still despises each other.
- Leader Wannabe: Thinks they'll be a great leader but is actually kind of terrible.
- The Killjoy: Overly focused on winning the challenges compared to just having fun.
- The Smart Guy: The supposed "strategist" of the show.
- Twin Telepathy: Has the ability to communicate with her twin through telepathy, Dice.
Eraser
Everyone loves him!
An encouraging man who believes in fun and order.- All-Loving Hero: Believes in forgiveness for all.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: The bestie of Pen, would die without him.
- Idiot Hero: Not the brightest, but the most righteous.
- The Heart: The caretaking optimist.
- The Pollyanna: Always tries to put a positive spin on everything.
- Friendly Rivalry: Gets competitive with Pen often.
Pen
King of death, Pen.
An equally encouraging but more outrageous man who somewhat believes in fun and order.- Heterosexual Life-Partners: The bestie of Eraser, would die without him.
- Badass Boast: Loves to spout off his awesome achievements.
- Idiot Hero: Not the brightest, but the second most righteous.
- Lovable Jock: Boisterous but still a nice, encouraging guy.
- Friendly Rivalry: Gets competitive with Eraser often.
Moonlight Centurion
Angsty loner, lover of costume changes.
A loner who insists she wants nothing with the show but eventually warms up to it.- Closet Geek: Finds discussing her interests to others embarrassing so she keeps most of it to herself.
- Constantly Changing Name: Used to constantly change her name due to insecurity and unsureness.
- Easily Embarrassed Youngster: Finds it difficult to show off her skills as well as being easily flustered if complemented heavily.
- Emo Teen: Anxious, self-conscious, somewhat whiny and often keeps to herself.
- First Friend: Slowly befriended by Tailspike before meeting her other friends.
- Friendless Background: A background of loneliness by choice, too scared to actually interact because of her anxieties.
- I Just Want to Have Friends: Secretly yearns for them.
- Jerkass: Starts off more unlikeable and antisocial towards others.
- Public Hater, Private Fan: Takes jabs at the notion of object shows while still having extensive knowledge of them herself.
- Nervous Wreck: Will worry over minor things if that thing is a major interest of hers.
- Stepford Snarker: Very cynical and snide though still just as frightened and little as any other person may be.
- Tomboy with a Girly Streak: Subdued and edgy while still loving fashion and all things pink.
- Tsundere: Puts up a tough front but secretly loves the idea of having loads of friends.
Nacho
Dark and mysterious.
The nacho from the Two Chips short by Adam Patch. Mysterious and ambiguous, it's impossible to understand his true intentions.- Even Evil Has Standards: Has no problem killing but not without reason, no matter how little that reason may be.
- Excessive Evil Eyeshadow: Wears dark eyeshadow to give the illusion of a mysterious man.
- Death by Mocking: Will result in violence when mocked.
- Defrosting Ice Queen: Slowly becomes less violent due to his friendship with Babahook.
- Literal-Minded: Ignores subtleties and jokes in the search for power.
- Nerves of Steel: Does not fear anything.
- Strategy, Schmategy: Every action he takes is unpredictable.
Packing Peanut
Just a innocent little sweet guy.
A veteran of many object shows, just an innocent little sweet guy.- Alliterative Name: Two "P"s in Packing Peanut.
- Cheerful Child: Sweet and innocent.
- Keet: Always chirpy and cheerful to others.
- Tagalong Kid: A surrogate member of the Eraser Pen Duo.
Sabarook
Saba and her object forme.
The filterless debuter with a dark secret, the ability to become a giant chainsaw kaiju monster.- Brutal Honesty: Has no problem telling it like it is.
- Connected All Along: Related to Accel Adderall but does not know it.
- Giant Woman: Becomes incredibly giant and rage-filled when transformed.
- Kaiju: Has to be ability to transform into a gigantic and uncontrollable monster.
- That Came Out Wrong: Will often say things that offend others by accident.
- The Berserker: When in her devil form, she is completely wild and destructive.
Swappy
Who?
A really boring guy. Uses fake personality facades to go far in object shows, is really a mostly negative complainer who bunks with Lightbulb and Paintbrush from Inanimate Insanity.- Filler: Exists to be eliminated first.
- Invented Individual: Has a persona where they act as passive as possible to blend in.
- The Killjoy: A total buzzkill and killer of fun.
- Crossover Couple: In a polyamorous relationship with Lightbulb and Paintbrush from Inanimate Insanity.
Tailspike
His interest peaked by a strange development.
A seemingly emotionless, calculated guy who has evolved past the need for legs.- Nerves of Steel: Does not fear anything.
- The Smart Guy: A thinker who knows how to compete and how to read people.
- The Stoic: A subdued, calm personality with a serious face for the whole competition.
- Tranquil Fury: Will perform powerful acts with little rage.
- Power Misidentification: The true extent of his power is unknown to most who mostly underestimate him due to his leglessness.
Toffee
Sick in the brain.
A veteran of many object shows. Completely random and unpredictable in every way, secretly a mastermind.- Chaotic Stupid: Impossible to predict, her actions are of a loon's descent.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Insane with a mind full of gibberish, she knows too much while knowing nothing at the same time.
- Pay Evil unto Evil: Toffee massacres the entirety and Evil 13B's 'evil crew' as well as killing him, all because they killed her at least two times.
- Staying Alive: Is constantly killed throughout the show, skipping most of the challenges, yet always comes back.
- Straight Man and Wise Guy: Often paired with Becquerel, she is mad while Becquerel is mild.
- The Load: Mostly unhelpful to her team in both challenges and is absent in all team challenges (as well as being absent for most of the competition) except one.
Antagonists
Schmickel
Anything but subtle.
13-B’s unwanted friend from the olden days who always has a pointless nitpick for every situation. Insufferable.- Expy: A very unsubtle discontruction parody of the Inanimate Insanity character, Nickel.
- Deadpan Snarker: His favourite pasttime, being snarky to others.
- Hate Sink: Purposefully antagonistic to and belittling to The Protagonist, 13-Block.
- Jerkass: Loves pissing off people but way of critique.
- The Cynic: Can always find a negative spin on something.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Old member of 13-Block's friend group and the most disliked due to his incessant commentary.
The Father Paintbrush/Fibert Grainer
The words of a mad, mad man.
Father to a group of desensitized, psychopathic paintbrush tyrant daughters who with him, rule over the land of Cactus Desert.- Aristocrats Are Evil: A tyrannical and abusive emperor and king of the island he rules.
- Big Eater: Has killed and eaten many of his object subjects.
- Extreme Omnivore: Will eat anything.
- Fat Bastard: Very large, corrupt and fat.
- Fat Idiot: Does not think for the long-term, only the short-term and when he does, it is very simple.
- I Reject Your Reality: Believes his opinions as nothing but fact.
- Lack of Empathy: Does not care or feel remorse for others.
- Follow in My Footsteps: Forces his daughters to follow in his psychopathic way of life.
- The Family That Slays Together: He and his offspring are all a family who murder together.
- The Nameless: Only ever referred to as "Father" in his early appearances.
Paintbrush XIV
Just the absolute worst object out there.
The 14th daughter who has a huge interest in the shows 13-B created. Has an incredible love for torture, gore and murder and likes to lecture others about the morbid detail of her history.- Ax-Crazy: Will kill just for shits and giggles.
- Bloodlust: Loves all things gore, even sometimes watches gore videos for fun.
- Cute But Psycho: Acts all cutesy to juxtapose their violence and morbidness.
- Combat Sadomasochist: Does not feel pain when injured and kind of loves the feeling, too bad every time she dies, it's instant and painless.
- Face of an Angel, Mind of a Demon: Keeps a cute and calm voice while simultaneously committing unspeakable acts.
- Extreme Omnivore: Will kill and eat whoever whenever.
- Fangirl: Incredibly involved in her interests in media.
- Freudian Excuse Is No Excuse: Has had a terrible upbringing but still continues to be terrible because it's fun.
- Girl with Psycho Weapon: Carries various weapons to kill with her favourite being a butcher knife.
- Lack of Empathy: Indifferent to others' suffering.
- The Hedonist: Only does things for her own enjoyment even if it means denying her father..
- Yaoi Fangirl: Self-proclaimed fujoshi.
Paintbrush XI
Just the second most absolute worst object out there.
The 11th daughter, she loves all things materialistic. She's hosted various seasons of Alovobjects on her father's desert island for her amusement despite its traumatic effects on its competitors.- Action Fashionista: Loves to look stylish in action and everyday villainy
- Ax-Crazy: Will kill people who find out her secrets as well as people who make fun of her father or clothes instantly.
- Girly Girl: Loves all things fashion and girly.
- Girl with Psycho Weapon: Carries various weapons to kill with her favourite being a big goth scythe.
- Face of an Angel, Mind of a Demon: Keeps a cute and calm voice while simultaneously committing traumatic acts.
- I Reject Your Reality: Believes their opinions as always justified and with perfect reasoning.
- Lack of Empathy: Does not care or feel remorse for others.
- Yaoi Fangirl: Self-proclaimed fujoshi.
The 107 Paintbrush Daughters
A collection of a fews' kills.
- Ax-Crazy: Will kill either just for shits and giggles or to appease their father.
- Hates Their Parent: Only a few of Fibert's offspring actually hate how he is.
- I Reject Your Reality: Believes their opinions as nothing but fact.
- Lack of Empathy: Most do not care or feel remorse for others.
- Universally Beloved Leader: Most of Grainer's offspring admire him and will obey his every command even to the point of killing each other.
Moxie
Faker.
An associate of Tailspike who fakes her personality to win object shows. She has the powers of electricity.- Invented Individual: Has a persona where she acts as ditzy as possible to trick others into underestimating her.
- Person of Mass Destruction: Could do a whole lot of damage if she really chose to.
- Mysterious Past: Not much is known about this character’s relations to Tailspike until much later.
- Shock and Awe: Has an electrical power set.
Evil 13-Block's Remasters
Roentgen
The other omnipresent cameraobject.
Evil 13-B's cameraobject.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Becquerel.
- In-Universe Camera: Most of the scenes taking place in the show are filmed by Roentgen.
- Camera Abuse: If killed, it causes the screen to crack. If disturbed or hit, the screen follows the perspective of their reaction.
- The Voice: Roentgen is only ever seen from the first person.
- Straight Man: Often there as a foil to combat Evil 13B's anger.
Grenada/Grenadine
Welcome, Accel Adderall's love interest.
Accel's far more suppressed, modest, comic-accurate remaster.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Accel Adderall.
- Berserk Button: While softer than her counterpart, she'll still lash out with the same amount of rage as Accel if provoked or harassed,
- Mirror Character: A far more casual and subdued, while still keeping her diva qualities, personality compared to Accel. A far more presentable and likable person.
- The Defroster: Helps Accel Adderall tone down her more unlikable traits.
- The Diva: Powerful and takes no shit from anyone.
- True Companions: Her and Dartetteay are ride or die.
Dartetteay
What Dart-E aims to be.
Dart-E's equally loud and overly expressive remaster.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Dart-E.
- Bullying a Dragon: Will take dogs at others far more aggressive and powerful than her if she so chooses.
- Good Is Not Nice: An object with ethic but not necessarily kindness.
- Jerkass: Likes to make fun and pick on people.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Very snide yet still cares about and loves to banter with the people she picks on.
- Mirror Character: A hyperfeminized, far more confident version of Dart-E, something she yearns to be like.
- Lookalike Lovers: She is a recolor of her partner, Dart-E.
- Lipstick Lesbian: Feminine, lesbian.
- True Companions: Her and Grenada are ride or die.
Chrysanthemum
A seriously, disturbed flower with a backstory that may not be suitable for an object show.
Moonlight Centurion's kinder, physically, but not mentally, stronger opposite who prioritizes flowers over all objects.- Because You Were Nice to Me: Eventually warms up to Moonlight Centurion due to a single kind act.
- Cute But Psycho: Appears innocent and cute but secretly holds feelings of extreme contempt towards objects who aren't flowers.
- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Moonlight Centurion.
- Mirror Character: A meaner, edgier, prejudiced version of Moonlight Centurion's fate that needs to be avoided.
- That Came Out Wrong: A tendency to offend others without purpose.
Nabla (AIB)
An OG with a controversial history.
The character from AIB. Nacho's opposite, she's a chalkboard-obsessed, strategic overthinker who killed her cousin.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Nacho.
- Expy: Supposed to be an interpretation of the Animated Inanimate Battle character.
- Bully Magnet: Not respected and mostly treated like crap by others.
- Book Smart: Incrediblely intelligent.
Bloodsport
Stalker stoner, a serious lonerloser.
Dice's opposite. A total antisocial smoker edge-lord who yearns for people to talk to about things they like.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Dice.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: Despite her seeming distaste of Tarot Card, she has no problem comforting and talking to him. Obviously obsessed with Dice but won’t say anything about it and will deny all accusations.
- Deadpan Snarker: Always making comments on whatever situation she can.
- Jerkass: Just kind of an asshole out of habit.
- Lady Drunk: Bitter and misanthropic, definitely drinks.
- No Social Skills: Does not really know how to properly start conversations with people beyond more aggressive approaches.
- Stalker with a Crush: Looms around Dice hoping for her appreciation.
- The Stoner: Laid-back and out of it, loves the drugs too.
Tarotoa/Tarot Card
Tempered and stoic,
Die's opposite. A stoic, calm object who always plays by the rules.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Die.
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: The tendency for frequent banter with Bloodsport and complementing of Die are fueled by attraction.
- Berserk Button: Triggered anger by mentions of paintbrushes and deserts.
- Literal-Minded: Takes everything literal, doesn't understand euphemisms.
- Shell-Shocked Veteran: A tragic past of his village being stolen and its cycle of death, tries to push it back into his mind.
- Skewed Priorities: More interested in installing knowledge into people then himself.
- That Came Out Wrong: May say things that are actually stupid when logic is applied to them by accident as well as displaying romantic intent to others unconsciously.
- The Stoic: Not a big emotion shower, mostly calculated and indifferent.
- The Smart Guy: Logical in every single way, except for emotional.
Caltrop
All talk, no bite.
Tailspike's more competitive and vain opposite.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Tailspike.
- Jobber: Easily taken care of whenever a challenge is opposed.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Boasts about being the strongest to Tailspike only to lose to him twice.
Pen (BFDI)
The Dream Island.
The same character from BFDI. Pen's opposite.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Pen.
- Everybody Wants the Hermaphrodite: Wants to get with Dartetteay to remedy his transphobia in BFDI.
- Expy: Supposed to be an interpretation of the Battle for Dream Island character.
- Deadpan Snarker: He has a bit of a snarky demeanor.
- Jerk Jock: Together with Eraser as one of the "tougher" characters.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: A bit rough around the edges figuratively and literally, but he has no problem with being friendly with others most of the time.
Eraser (BFDI)
The Battle for.
The same character from BFDI. Eraser's opposite.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Eraser.
- Expy: Supposed to be an interpretation of the Battle for Dream Island character.
- Apathetic Citizens: A guy with a very bored and laid back personality.
- Character Catchphrase: "Which is...?"
- Deadpan Snarker: He has a bit of a snarky demeanor.
- Jerk Jock: Together with Pen as one of the "tougher" characters.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: A bit rough around the edges figuratively and literally, but he has no problem with being friendly with others most of the time.
Cotton Cloud
The Bore.
Cloud's opposite. Cork's old buddy who lacks any sort of personality or interesting qualities.- Evil Counterpart: Neutral version of Cloud.
- Evil Former Friend: Old friend of Cork who slightly more evil than he used to be.
- The Bore: Sucks the fun out of any situation.
Evil Cork
HE'S EVIL!!!
Cork's evil opposite who prioritises evils over all and is dating Evil Trophy.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Cork.
- Attention Whore: His cries of evil are cries for attention by others.
- Big Bad Wannabe: Tries to be Laughably Evil but is weak and comes off as a joke.
- For the Evulz: Evil for the sake of it.
- Undying Loyalty: Will do anything for Evil Trophy without question.
- Third-Person Person: Refers to himself a lot.
Undo
Not really in theme, he's just chill with Evil 13-Block.
Evil 13-B's handyman.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Swappy and Eraser.
- Silent Partner: Always paired with Barashook but never talks.
Barashook
Blue Babahook.
Babahook's opposite. Evil 13-B's handywoman.- Evil Counterpart: Evil version of Babahook.
- Feuding Families: The Blue Walten Weapons have beef with their red counterpart, the Red Walten Weapons.
- The Nose Knows: A very sensitive sense of smell.
Alovobjects
Bling-Bling Statue
Unmelting and unwavering.
A sarcastic, sort of cynical object who finds difficulty in communicating seriously during dire situations, a weird pension for profanity.- Berserk Button: Gets mad when her personal flaws are acknowledged.
- Deadpan Snarker: Likes to poke fun at people who get phrases wrong or say stupid things.
- Repetitive Name: "Bling-Bling" statue. Also doubles as a Johnny Test reference.
- Stepford Snarker: Hides more complex emotions through jokes and sarcasms.
Deathcoin
- Badass Boast: An egotist who often boasts without the strength to back it up.
- Boisterous Bruiser: Very, very arrogant and talkative during a fight.
- Never My Fault: Not one to confess his misdoings, never takes accountability.
Fake Store Knife
NANANANA.
A fraud with the supposed ability to cut through 5 objects with one single swing. A silent but snarky individual. Likes to stick arms in their handle's fur for warmth. Weird.- Can't Take Criticism: Doesn't do criticism, deflects all blames.
- Medium Awareness: Aware of the Paintbrushes' violent and weird tendencies, they expect the chaos.
- Pride Before a Fall: Believes itself to be all powerful, with the ability to cut anything, only to be proven wrong later.
- Never My Fault: The supposed store knife blames other for its faults.
Gyoza
The entitled coward with a curse.
A guy who thinks he's the best and a genius and the most invincible guy on the planet with a weird pension for getting jobbed.- Captain Oblivious: Whenever at his highest, he often deludes himself into thinking he's invincible and perfect.
- Heroic Second Wind: Tries to challenge Paintbrush XI's ideas once he finds them out, however to no avail.
- Jobber: Often an aggressor or challenger in fights, just to be immediately defeated after.
- Superpowered Evil Side: When down on his luck, his body is taken over by a overpowered brawny entity named Curse.
- Facial Markings: Gains cross-eye markings on his face once he unlocks his Curse form.
Housewife
Dressed to love.
A do-gooder saint who always tries her best to make the best of any situation, often failing. Hates being called Housewife and prefers 'House'.- Berserk Button: Will rage out when called Housewife.
- Ideal Hero: Acts like a typical hero, the good of the world.
- Jade-Colored Glasses: Slowly starts losing her idealist view of optimistic and heroic tendencies through and after her experience on Alovobjects.
- Wide-Eyed Idealist: Believes everything will work out well in the end at first despite her adversaries.
Markestic
Freaky Friday forever.
Determined to retrieve his body back from mail, he will do anything to find her no matter what and take back what's rightfully his. Blushes very easily.- Grand Theft Me: Tricked into swapping bodies with Mail, someone pretending to be his friend.
- Freudian Excuse: His extreme actions are fueled by a need to return to his original body after it was stolen.
- Pragmatic Hero: For the greater good of everyone and himself, he attempts to commit mass murder on his competitors to escape Alovobjects.
- Troubled, but Cute: Someone very temperamental with a cute exterior.
Shark Fin
Lake Deity.
A very passive object due to being desensitized by years of torment, loves to swim.- Conditioned to Accept Horror: Been stuck with the Paintbrushes' and their horrible reign almost since the beginning of Jack Desert's colonization and is used to their terror.
- Seemingly Profound Fool: Knows a lot and has been through a lot but still stays passive a lot of the time.
- Fanboy: Lover of object shows.
- Too Broken to Break: Inert, he don't GAF.
Spinoff Wheelie
Spinoff stuck in a spinoff.
Someone who's always laughing at inopportune times and has a weird pension for starring in spinoffs. They cannot roll because the top of their head has Risu from Dorohedoro's spikes.- Sacrificial Lamb: Exists to die to reinforce the high stakes of the Alovobjects situation.
- Red Shirt: We don't learn much about Spinoff before their untimely death.
Sponshield
Justice fodder.
A woman who believes in justice over everything else, has a weird pension for inciting mobs though not always successful.- Dropped a Bridge on Him: She is anti-climatically killed after her epic big speech.
- Heroic Willpower Gains a second wind of confidence after Gyoza's escape that allows her to challenge the host of Alovobjects, Paintbrush XI.
- Rebellious Spirit: Will rebel against her oppressors if need be.
Miscellaneous
Trophy
The insecure jock.
An insecure angry loner washed-up Inanimate Insanity star who tries his best to dodge the homosexual allegations. In an ambiguous relationship with Cork- Expy: Supposed to be an interpretation of the Inanimate Insanity character.
- Camera Fiend: Secretly obsessed with photography and cameras.
- Jerkass: A huge dick most of the time.
- Jerk Jock: Acts arrogant and like he's a big shot.
- Nobody Calls Me "Chicken"!: Cannot back down a challenge.
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: Denies any rumours pertaining to his sexuality.
- Tsundere: Puts up a tough and manly front but secretly enjoys to be more fluid in gender performativity.
Evil Trophy
The secure jock w/ Evil Cork.
A much more voluptuous, confident, secure and far stronger version of Trophy who is dating Evil Cork.- Evil Counterpart: An evil red version of Trophy.
- Badass Boast: An ego with the strength to back it up.
- Boisterous Bruiser: Loud, proud and full of advice.
- Camp Gay: A feminine male homosexual.
- Manly Gay: While simultaneously also being a masculine homosexual male.
- Mentor in Queerness: There to lecture (and make fun of) Trophy about the insecurities in himself.
- Undying Loyalty: Will fight for Evil Cork if he is wronged.
- Gay Euphemism: Uses various vague terms to tease Trophy of his sexuality.
Pink Lemonade
Yuri lover, yaoi lover.
A obsessive object show fan who tends to take things too far in stressful situations.- Basement-Dweller: Never leaves her basement house and never showers. Sits on her ass all day watching television and playing with Billy Flowers.
- Berserk Button: Gets really mad when people don’t agree with her opinions and will freak out.
- Genki Girl: Very excitable and talkable when in a good mood.
- Loony Fan: Will do anything for the shows she worships, she's parasocial as hell.
- Geek: Loves all things object shows.
- Girly Girl: Always pink and dressed up in designer with a bow for her femininity.
- Fangirl: Totally freaks out when looking at or encountering an idol of hers.
Billy Flowers
Big, fuzzy creature of love.
A kind, huge fan of object shows who trusts Pink Lemonade thoroughly.- Basement-Dweller: Spends almost all of her time indoors watching TV Shows and playing games.
- Berserk Button: Gets super mad when someone patronises her friends.
- Geek: Loves all things video games and television.
- Genki Girl: Super energetic and loud when in a good mood.
- Fangirl: Will lose it when encountering a popular star of something she likes.
- Loony Fan: Will do anything for Pink Lemonade, she's parasocial as hell.
Snowball
The monster hunter.
OOOIV Eraser and OOOIV Pen's best buddy from inside of a chainsaw. Courageous, strong and a total badass.- Badass Boast: An awesome warrior with a big ego.
- Chick Magnet: An easy target for lady love.
- Hunter of Monsters: Fights evil monsters for fun.
- Idiot Hero: Not the brightest, but will get the job done when it needs be.
- Lovable Jock: A huge yapper but still a nice, encouraging guy.
Chjeesy
The man who yearns for fame maybe even more than 13-Block.
A podcaster with little to no content who often uploads videos of his ramblings on YouTube to zero approval. Lives underground by himself with his skateboard.- Berserk Button: Loses it when people mispronounce his name, especially as "Cheesy".
- Expy: Is a combination of various things, his name referencing the YouTuber: Cheesy HFJ.
- Glory Hound: Will interview anyone or anything no matter if it kills him.
- I Just Want to Be Special: Yearns for fame.
