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Funny: Gravity Falls
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     Tourist Trapped 
  • "This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!"
    Dipper: And there's a goat on my bed.
    Mabel: Hey, there, friend! (Goat chews on her sweater) Yes, you can keep chewing my sweater! ''(Laughs)
  • "Yay, grass!" And Mabel rolling across the grass.
  • This little bit after Dipper screams "ZOMBIES!"
    Grunkle Stan: Somebody say "cromby"? What is that, "cromby"? It's not even a word. You're losing your mind!
  • Grappling Hook!
  • The entire montage of Mabel trying to flirt with boys.
  • "I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now." In walks Grunkle Stan.
    Mabel: Oh, why?!
  • Pretty much everything Soos says.
    Soos: This is for the Zombies. (hands Dipper a shovel)
    Dipper: Thanks.
    Soos: And this is in case you see a piñata. (hands Dipper a baseball bat)
    Dipper: (beat) Eh… Thanks?
  • Dipper: Is my sister really dating a zombie or am I just going nuts?
    Soos: It's a dilemma to be sure. (Beat) I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room."
  • This exchange.
    Dipper: As always Soos, you're right.
    Soos: My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.
  • It looks like Mabel's boyfriend is about to grab her and eat her brains... only to show that he's just putting a daisy chain on her. Mabel's reaction cements it.
    Mabel: Daisies? You scallywag!
  • Mabel literally spilling the beans.
  • "Are you bleeding, Norman?" (beat) "It's jam."
  • Please be a vampire, please be a vampire!
  • Mabel using a leaf blower for kissing practice.
  • "Just today my mosquito bite spelled out BEWARE!" "...that says BEWARB."
  • Grunkle Stan showing off the Most Distracting Object in the World. "I can't even remember what I was talking about..."
  • The whole scene where Grunkle Stan shows off Rock That Looks Like A Face Rock, only to be greeted with the questions of confused tourists that wonder whether it also looks like a rock and whether or not it actually is a face.
    Grunkle Stan: And here we have "Rock that looks like a face" rock; the rock that looks like a face.
    Tourist 1: Does it look like a rock?
    Grunkle Stan: No, it looks like a face.
    Tourist 2: Is it a face?
    Grunkle Stan: It's a rock that looks like a face! For the fifth time, it's not an actual face!
  • In a panic, Dipper runs up to Wendy and tells her that he needs to borrow the golf cart so he can save Mabel from a zombie. Her reaction?
    Wendy: Try not to hit any pedestrians!
  • Dipper interrupting Jeff the gnome leader's Breaking Speech by literally shoveling him aside. The way Dipper raises his eyebrow during the scene sells it.
  • The Reveal of Mabel's boyfriend's identity. That is all. Best lampshaded by Dipper when he find out.
    Dipper: Gnomes? Huh, I was way off.
  • "So what d'ya say? Will you join us in holy matri-gnomey? Matri—matrimony! Blah! I can't talk today."
  • "We'll never forget you Mabel. Because we're going to kidnap you."
  • This screenshot.
  • This particular scene after Dipper walks in on the gnomes tying Mabel to the ground.
    Dipper: Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!
    Gnome: Oh, hey there. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in any danger. She's just marrying all 1000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. Isn't that right honey?
    Mabel: You guys are butt-faces!
  • When the gnomes are fleeing from Dipper and Mabel, one of them gets wrapped in a set of plastic six-pack rings and is carried off by a goat.
  • Description of zombies.
    Dipper: Known for their pale skin and bad attitude, these creatures are often mistaken for teenagers.
  • The way Dipper and Mabel top off their "awkward sibling hug."
  • Dipper tries to hide the journal he found from Grunkle Stan and we end up with this:
    Grunkle Stan: Whatcha reading there, slick?
    Dipper: Oh, uh, just catching up on— (takes a closer look at what he has in his hands) "Gold Chains for Old Men" magazine?
    Grunkle Stan: That's a good issue.
  • At the end of this episode, when the credits roll, there's a clip of one of the gnomes throwing up rainbows. The fact it's deliberately long makes it a Crowning Moment of Funny entry.
  • While most of the gnomes have names like Jeff, Mike, and Steve, one of them is called Shmebulock.
    Jeff: Is this weird? Is this too weird? You need to sit down? R-right, I'll explain. So...we're gnomes, first off, get that one out of the way. I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason, and... I'm sorry, I always forget your name.
    Shmebulock: Schmebulok!
  • Dipper trying to tell Mabel that Norman is a zombie.
    Mabel: You think he might be a vampire? Because that would be so awesome!
    Dipper: Guess again sister. Shabam!(opens book to page about gnomes)
    Mabel: Aah!
    Dipper: Oh, wait. Sorry. (flips to "undead" page) Shabam!

     The Legend of the Gobblewonker 
  • Dipper and Mabel's syrup race.
  • Mabel geeking out over human-sized hamster balls.
    Mabel: Human-sized hamster balls? (gasps) I'm human sized!
    • Also included Mabel's Imagine Spot with her rolling around town trying to pick up boys while in said hamster ball. The animation of said boys also was hilarious.
      • Makes for a great brick joke when at the end of the first season we find out these boys are Xyler and Kraz from one of Mabel's movies titled Dream Boy High.
    • Dipper's Imagine Spot where he was clearly channeling Indiana Jones and ends with Hamster Ball Mabel breaking through a brick wall demanding an interview.
  • Finding out that Mabel saved a little something from their run in with the gnomes.
    Dipper: We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?
    Mabel: Nope, just memories. (beat) And this beard hair.
    Dipper: Why did you save that?
    Mabel: (shrugs)
  • Grunkle Stan asking the twins what day it is.
    Dipper: Um, happy anniversary?
    Mabel: Mazel tov!
  • How the last bonding day with Grunkle Stan turned out: something to do with counterfeiting hundred dollar bills, getting caught by the police, and spending the night in the county jail.
    Mabel: The county jail was so cold...
  • This scene. Just... this scene.
    Grunkle Stan: "Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?!"
    Dipper and Mabel: YAY!
    Dipper: (beat) Wait, what?
  • "Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?" "Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?"
    • Then they crash.
  • The montage of the other townspeople out fishing.
    "Here fishy, fishy. Get into the pan!"
    • The big brute of a father, Manly Dan, beating up a fish.
      • Made even better with the Cute Biker coming out of nowhere and cheering him on.
  • Grunkle Stan's reason for taking Dipper and Mabel fishing.
    Grunkle Stan: I've never had fishing buddies before. The guys at the lodge won't go with me. They don't "like" or "trust" me.
  • The old coot, Old Man McGucket according to this, knocking a submarine sandwich out of the hands of an innocent bystander.
  • Mabel thinking Old Man McGucket is doing a happy jig.
    Old Man McGucket: No! It's a jig of grave danger!
  • Old Man McGucket's son spraying him with water as if he were a cat in order to get him to stop scaring away his customers.
  • "It had wrinkly skin like—-this gentleman right here!" (points to Grunkle Stan)
  • Old Man McGucket randomly joining in on Dipper and Mabel chanting "Monster hunt! Monster hunt! Uh... I'll go..."
  • "We're gonna find that Gobblewonker!" "We're gonna win that photo contest!" "Do any of you dude have sunscreen?" (beat) "We're gonna… go get sunscreen!"
  • Soos's Genre Savvy answer when Dipper asks what's the number one problem with most monster hunts: if you're a side character, you die within the first five minutes of the movie.
    Soos: Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?
  • Soos pretending to be Bigfoot.
  • Dipper declares they have plenty of cameras. Cue Soos losing a camera after being blinded by a light-bulb flash and Mabel throwing hers at a seagull flying too close.
    Dipper: Don't lose your cameras.
    Soos: Wait, lose the camera?
    Dipper: Don't!
    Soos: Dude, I just threw two away.
    • And then we get this scene with Dipper.
      Dipper: Okay we still have thirteen cameras—(accidentally breaks one) Twelve.
  • Mabel threatening to "lose" more cameras in the lake unless she gets to be "Co-Captain".
  • "Permission to taste some?" The food in question is fish food.
    Soos: Dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like.
  • The whole ventriloquism act with Mabel and the pelican.
  • "Dude, check it out. Butt Island!"
    Mabel: Soos, you rapscallion!
  • "Was that your stomach?" "No, my stomach normally sounds like whale noises."
    Mabel: Wow, so majestic!
  • Mabel's rapping.
    Mabel: My name is Mabel. It rhymes with table. It also rhymes with... glabel. It also rhymes with... shmabel!
    Soos: Dude, we should be writing this down.
  • The beavers talking in subtitles. Heck, the beavers in general.
  • Finding out what the monster noise really was.
    Soos: Sweet, beaver with a chainsaw!
  • Soos' impromptu photo shoot with one of the beavers.
  • When the kids and Soos are being chased by the Gobblewonker, they crash through a Sheet of Glass. In the middle of a lake. note 
  • For acting all creepy at the lake, Grunkle Stan got a tracker on his leg.
  • "My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!"

     Headhunters 
  • Wax Coolio.
  • "It's just me, your Grunkle Stan!" Apparently he scares Dipper and Mabel more than the thought of a talking wax statue.
    • Later Stan is freaked out by the wax figure of him.
  • Grunkle Stan calling wax Larry King "some kind of goblin man".
  • Mabel's wax statue ideas which include a half-horse fairy princess .
    Dipper: Maybe you should carve something from real life.
    Mabel: Like a waffle with big arms!
    Dipper: Uh... okay, or something else.
  • Grunkle Stan's reaction to melted wax Abe Lincoln.
    Grunkle Stan: Who left the blinds open?! Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction!
  • "Why's your sister talking to the ceiling?"
  • Soos agreeing that wax Grunkle Stan needs more glitter and throwing an entire bucket of glitter on it.
  • Soos directing cars with corndogs. He even takes a bite.
  • Dipper can't believe that so many people showed up to the wax museum reopening and Wendy thinks that Grunkle Stan must have bribed them. Cue the both of them pulling out the bribe money that Grunkle Stan gave them.
    • Soon it transpires that Stan included an offer of free pizza with admission on his flyers for the event. "That was a typo. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!" Stan flees with the money, and the crowd riots, during which Manly Dan punches a wooden pole so hard it cracks.
      Mabel: I think that went well.
  • "But enough about me. Behold, me!"
  • "I made this statue with my own two hands. It’s covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids."
  • "Well Ducktective, it looks like you've quacked the case." Cue the duck quacking, "Don't patronize me."
  • "It could be months before we find our first clue." "Look, a clue!"
  • Dipper shows Soos the evidence at the crime scene, an axe.
    Dipper: So what do you think?
    Soos: In my opinion, this is an axe.
  • "Sorry, we don't serve miners."
    • And the twins' fake IDs! Closer inspection reveals that Dipper is trying to pass for 45, which have googly eyes on them.
      Bouncer: Works for me.
    • Also, their fake names are "Lady Mabelton" and "Lord Dippingsauce."
  • Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland calling Dipper "city boy".
  • Dipper sneezing while angrily trying to show that he's not adorable.
    Mabel: Aww, you sneeze like a kitten!
  • "It seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
  • "You have the right to remain impressed with our awesome detective work."
  • "Llamas are nature's greatest warriors!"
  • "I’m Sherlock bleedin' Holmes! Have you seen my magnifying glass?! It's ENORMOUS!"
  • "I decapitated Larry King!"
  • What happens when Dipper cuts a wax Groucho Marx statue in half?
    "I heard about cutting remarks, but this is ridiculous!"
  • "I couldn't have done it without my sidekick!" "No offense Dipper, but you're the sidekick."
  • The hilarious quadruple hot coffee Spit Take between Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland after Dipper tells them he's solved the case.
    Grunkle Stan: They got scalded!
    • "I'm so confident you're going to say no, that I'm going to take a long, slow sip from my cup of coffee..."
  • How Stan got the wax statues.
    Salesman: I must warn you, these statues come at a terrible price.
    Stan: Twenty dollars?! I'll just take 'em when you're not lookin'.
    Salesman: What?
    Stan: I said I was gonna rob ya.
  • Mabel and Shakespeare's head.
    Mabel: You know any limericks?
    Shakespeare: Um... There once was a dude from Kentucky...
    Mabel: Nope! (throws him in the fire)
  • Grunkle Stan's funeral for his own wax dummy.
    Stan: Some might say it's wrong for a man to love a wax dummy of himself...
    Soos: THEY'RE WRONG!
  • When the wax figures gang up on Dipper and Mabel
    Wax Sherlock: Applaud everyone, applaud sarcastically. (everyone claps)
    Wax Sherlock: Uhhh no that sounds too sincere, slower. (claps slower) There we go, nice and condescending.
  • Dipper was able to tell that Mabel had eaten an entire tube of toothpaste.
    Mabel: It was so sparkly.
  • Grunkle Stan: "Ladies, please! Control yourselves." (Cut to some women looking very bored)
  • At the wax museum re-opening, this exchange;
    Toby: Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper. Does this really constitute as a wonder of the world?
    Stan: You're microphone's a turkey baster, Toby.
    Toby: It certainly is-
    Stan: Next question!
  • in the flashback wax Larry King is playing with wax Coolio's hair.
    Wax Coolio: I told you to stop that.
    Wax Larry King: Why don'tcha make me?

     The Hand That Rocks the Mabel 
  • Mabel literally finding the loophole.
  • Slow down the thing that appears after Gideon's commercial. At the end you'll see "Carla, I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it."
    Mabel: Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bezazzled my face! ...Blink! Ow.
    Dipper: Is that permanent?
    Mabel: I'm unappreciated in my time.
  • Soos wondering what the Portmanteau Couple Name for Gideon and Mabel will be.
    Soos: "Mabideon? Gideable?" (gasps) Magidbeleon!
  • PARDON THIS GARDEN
    "I will pardon NOTHING!"
  • Bud Gleeful offering Stan coffee.
    Bud: It's imported from Colombia.
    Grunkle Stan: Wow, I went to jail there once.
  • "How'd it go?" "I dunno, I have a lobster now."
  • Grunkle Stan's reaction to Gideon's Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness.
    Grunkle Stan: Whaddaya got, a word-a-day calendar or something?
  • Grunkle Stan stealing the clown painting.
    Grunkle Stan: Try and catch me, suckers!
  • Mabel bedazzling Soos and turning him into a human disco ball during the end credits.
    • Grunkle Stan's reaction to said Soos bedazzling.
      Stan: (Beat) You're all fired.
  • The scene in the restaurant when Gideon asks Mabel on another date, and the patrons crowd them.
    • First, Gideon gets a parrot to convey a message to Mabel:
    • Then, the patrons start to crowd the two, commenting on how adorable the two are, anticipating Mabel's response, so anxious that if she says no, one old lady would die from sadness! Finally, made even better by a doctor apparently confirming that.
      Old Lady: If she says no, I'll die from sadness!
      Doctor: I can verify that will indeed happen.
  • Apparently, Mabel likes Gideon as a "friend slash little sister."
  • This exchange between Mabel and Dipper:
    Dipper: Mabel?
    Mabel: (sitting in the corner with her head and arms inside her sweater) Mabel's not here. She's in Sweater Town.
  • Mabel giving a Scooby Doo-sounding "Aroo?" in reaction to Gideon's ad, complete with Quizzical Tilt.
  • This scene in the restaurant during Mabel and Gideon's date.
    Mabel: And water with bubbles in it! So fancy. Ooh la la, oui oui!
    Gideon: Oh, parlez vous français?
    Mabel: (beat) I have no idea what you're saying.
  • Dipper referring to Gideon's tent as a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack right down to having its own version of Soos, who's named "Deuce". Soos and his doppelganger then give each other a Death Glare.
  • Bud Gleeful's nonchalant reaction to one of Lil' Gideon's rages.
    I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!
    (beat) Fair enough.
  • Dipper and Gideon sissy slapping each other.
  • When Stan storms out, Soos thinks he pulled a case of The Exit Is That Way.
    Soos: Nope, real door.
  • When Mabel is freaking out over how Gideon keeps pulling her into the romance zone ("It was like quicksand! Chubby quicksand!") Dipper tries to comfort her;
    Dipper: It's not like you're gonna have to marry him.
    Stan: (Wearing a Team Gideon T-shirt) Great news, Mabel! You have to marry Gideon!
    Mabel: What?!
    Stan: It's all part of my long-term deal with Budfy Gleeful. There's big money tied up in this thing. Plus I got this shirt! Ugh, I am fat.
    Mabel: Aaah! (Flees)
    Stan: Bodies change, honey! Bodies change...
  • Mabel defends her friendship with Gideon as giving her someone to do "girly stuff" with.
    Mabel: You never want to do girly stuff with me! You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time.
    Dipper: What do you mean?
    Soos: Hey dude, you ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?
    Dipper: Am I?! [runs off with Soos]

     The Inconveniencing 
  • "Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?" "I believe you're a big dork!"
    • Cue Dipper nonchalantly knocking Mabel from the top of the spinning globe with a completely deadpan expression on his face.
  • The responses Grunkle Stan gets when he asks if Soos and Wendy are going to wash the bathrooms.
    Soos: Yes, sir!
  • The last joke before the opening:
    Mabel: Uh oh.
    Dipper: What?
    Mabel: Somebody's in love!
    Dipper: Yeah, right. I just think Wendy's cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.
    Gilligan Cut to that night, when he's doing exactly that.
    Dipper: Uh oh.
  • "Random dance party for no reason!"
  • When Dipper pretends to write something down, he actually writes "I am pretending to write something down." Then he gives an approving nod.
  • The whole scene where Mabel spills the embarrassing details about Dipper being dressed up in a lamb costume and being made to do "The Lamby Dance".
    Dipper: Now is not the time to talk about the Lamby Dance!
    • And then later when he's actually forced to do the Lamby Dance...
  • "How old did you guys say you were?" "We're thirteen. So, technically a teen!"
    • Then there's Mabel wondering why they're suddenly a year older.
      Mabel: Since when are we thirteen? Is this a leap year?
  • Dipper flipping Mabel's hair over her face, and Mabel's subsequent sputtering.
  • "Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up!"
  • Mabel's Mushroom Samba after eating too much Smile Dip.
  • Grunkle Stan getting totally into the black-and-white Duchess movie... to the point where he throws the TV out the window out of frustration at one of the plot lines.
    Duchess in the movie: I may be a duchess, but I'm also a woman!
    Grunkle Stan: Yeah! In your face, Elizabeth! (sobbing) It's just like my life! In a way.
    (Later)
    Grunkle Stan: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!
    Character in the movie: You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
  • TV: "You're watching the Black And White Period Piece Old Lady Boring Movie Channel." "Stay tuned for the Friday night movie: The Duchess Approves, starring Sturley Stempleburgiss as the Duchess, and Grampton St.Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire."
  • "Did you lick my hand?"
  • The incredibly tame rap song, and the fact that it was enough to give the store owners fatal heart attacks.
    • Not to mention how serious the expressions were on the dancers.
      Homework's whack and so are rules! Tucking in your shirt's for fools!
  • "I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower." "Oh, the big muffin." "Um, it's an giant explosion!"
  • "Look Dancy Pants Revolution, the game that tricks you into exercising!"
    • "You're a dance machine!" "NO, YOU'RE A DANCE MACHINE!!"
  • This scene
    Wendy: You're surprisingly mature for your age!
    Dipper: Yes. Yes I am.
    Dipper: *tries to eat his ice cream without looking at it, ends up hitting it against the side of his face instead*

     Dipper vs. Manliness 
  • We're hungry!
  • What Dipper says as he approaches the manliness tester.
    Dipper: ... time to man handle this MAN HANDLE.
  • "I have 3 Y Chromosomes, 6 Adam's Apples, pecs on my abs, and FISTS FOR NIPPLES!!"
  • "Keep on shaving that hairy uncle!"
  • The ending:
    Stan: Don't worry kid. If you're like me, there's more where that came from!
    Rips off his shirt
    Dipper: Aw gross!
    Everybody Laughs
    Dipper: Seriously, that's disgusting.
  • Lazy Susan having her cats say hi to Grunkle Stan down the phone.
    Stan: How do I get out of this!?
  • The Cute Biker in the Mystery Shack.
    Stan: I'm for locking him in if you are.
    Cute Biker: (While the Pines are driving off) Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt... Panther shirt.
  • After Dipper gets his first chest hair, Mabel yanks it off and scrapbooks it.
  • Soos: (dressed as Lazy Susan) "I'm soft, like a woman."
  • Dipper dancing in the bathroom to BABBA.

     Double Dipper 
  • "Do you realize what this means?... BLARGGGGH!!"
  • "Woah!...I have a really big head."
  • Soos and the laser pointer.
    Soos: I am so glad I turned my head. That dot did not disappoint.
    • And a little later:
      Tyrone: Number Ten has been distracting Soos for fifteen minutes. He's gonna get tired of that dot eventually!
      Soos (off-camera): Never!
  • Dipper's jealousy fantasy in which Wendy dances with Robbie, taking a break to punch Dipper in the stomach for good measure.
    • "Hey, buddy, it's me — you. I just had the same jealousy fantasy."
    • His original fantasy was also hilarious as well, with Wendy swooning over his organizational skills... and the fact he's the same height as her.
    • "Show me the list again!"
    • Not to mention Soos playing the trumpet in the background.
    • "Let's get married tonight!"
    • "Oh no! They're sitting on the couch!"
    • Not to mention the breathy voice Wendy speaks with in the fantasies- completely unlike how she normally talks.
  • Dipper's clones lock him (the original Dipper) in a closet... but they make sure that there are snacks and a coloring book for him so he's comfortable.
    • Crowned by Dipper's defiant, "I'm taking a break but this is far from over" expression while eating said snack.
    • "Hey guys, what would you do if you were trapped in a closet?" "Break out." *cut to the broken-opened closet door*
  • One of the Dippers hanging a dollar bill in front of Grunkle Stan off a fishhook as Stan is loading his plate with marshmallows. Stan looks at the bill, says "Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna fall for that," and resumes putting marshmallows on his plate. Then goes on to shout "Give me that floating money!" whilst chasing the bill.
    • The funny thing is, he dives for the bill, knocking over the whole refreshments table.
  • Tyrone (the first Dipper clone) trying to feed Paper Jam Dipper. Scary, but also oddly heartwarming, and funny all the while.
    • Paper Jam Dipper in general was pretty funny to begin with. When all the Dipper clones start arguing about who should dance with Wendy, he wanted to get in on the argument. And the one translated line at the end.
      Paper Jam Dipper: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYAKKKKKKKKK! (It's better this way for Paper Jam Dipper.)
  • Soos finally found the lightning sound effect.
  • Mabel singing "Don't Start Unbelieving".
    • "I'm gonna do a flip!" *smacks face on floor* "That was for you guys!"
  • Soos being the DJ.
    Soos: Alright everybody, remember who... Party Hardies, what?
  • Grenda's voice..
    Pacifica: Oh, and Grenda, you sound like a professional wrestler.
    Grenda: I wanna put her in a headlock! And make her feel pain!
  • Dipper's clones stealing Robbie's bike was both hilarious and awesome.
    Soos: Would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike please report outside? It is being stolen right now.
    Robbie: *Sitting calmly on the couch* WHAT!?
  • Apparently, Tyrone knows what "number 2" REALLY means.
    Dipper: I shall call you "Number 2"!
    Tyrone: Definitely not.
  • This exchange:
    Dipper: So... what's your favorite snack food?
    Wendy: No way, I can't just pick one.
    Dipper: Mine too!
    Wendy: Wait, what?
    Dipper: Uhh... Um... *stuffs a handful of popcorn in his mouth*
  • Grunkle Stan asks Dipper to print flyers for his party.
    Mapel: Oh boy, a trip to the copier store!
    Soos: "Calenders, mugs, T-shirts and more! They got it all at the copier store!" That's not their slogan, I just really feel that way about the copier store.
  • "CLONE FIGHT!"

     Irrational Treasure 
  • Poor Toby Determined getting on Stan's bad side during Pioneer Day.
    Toby: Welcome to 1863!
    Stan: I will break you, little man!
  • Everything to do with Quentin Trembley.
  • This exchange:
    Trembley: Who could you possibly get to replace me?
    Baby Congressman: Mama.
    Trembley: That old crone?
  • "Come on, Steve you're a mechanic! Cut me some slack!
    • The officers then come in the scene.
      Stan: Oh look it's "the constable". What are you gonna do, throw me in "ye stocks"? Ahahaha!
      (cut to Stan in the stocks)
      Stan: Awww come on!
  • After the folded map leads Dipper and Mabel to the "Gravity Falls Museum of History":
    Dipper: We're going to have to break in. (dramatic music)
    (cut)
    Pioneer Day Lady: Annnd those are your free Pioneer Day passes. And your balloons, blue and pink.
    Dipper: (dramatic music) We're in.
  • "Hey painting, be less stupid!"
    Pioneer Day Lady: I'm sorry but we're all out of pink balloons.
    Deputy Durland: (in the most dejected voice possible) Why did we even come?
  • Once Trembley makes Mabel a Congressman:
    Mabel: I'm legalizing everything!
  • Gideon "dropping" his tomatoes.
    Gideon: Whoops, I dropped one! *WHACK* Whoops, I dropped another one! *WHACK*
  • "The only thing we have to fear is gigantic man-eating spiders!"
  • This exchange:
    Trembley: ... I will always be right here, on the negative twelve dollar bill.
    Dipper: Wow, this is worthless!
    Trembley: It's less than worthless, dear boy!
  • The man married to the woodpecker
    Man: For the last time we're not going south for the winter, our home is here!(woodpecker pecks on the table)You always say that!
  • The top secret document:
    Let it here be recorded... Nathaniel Northwest, famous in his native Gravity Falls for standing in the park and hitting himself with a large boating oar until he blacked out, was chosen to become the patsy mayor of Gravity Falls. Northwest spoke in a series of grunts and screams and often yelled his trademark phrase: "I am going to eat this entire oak tree because I am a powerful wizard!"

    The fabled founder of Gravity Falls was, in fact a fraud. His last moments on Earth were spent choking on a giant piece of bark, attempting to live out his beautiful dream. He was hated by everyone that knew him. He will not be missed.

    Thomas Jefferson was actually just two kids in an overcoat standing on each other's shoulders. The current and forever President of the United States is actually Santa Claus. Under the reign of Mr. Claus, America is not a democracy, but a jollyocracy. The statues at Mount Rushmore are actually gigantic presidential-faced robots that will be called into action when America needs them the most. An enormous, evil, time-traveling baby from another dimension is frozen in an Antarctic glacier. Fortunately, glaciers never melt, so we should be fine. Writing jokes for cartoons is more important than sleep. If you recite the Pledge of Allegiance backwards, you'll gain secret wizard powers! (This one is true kids! Try it at home!)

    The true founder of Gravity Falls is: Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III, Esq.

  • Well horse swabble my haversack *snorts* *spits*

     The Time Traveler's Pig 
  • Dipper warns Mabel not to change history in the pioneer days. Mabel is Waddles-less and having none of it.
    Mabel: [hands a kid a calculator] Check it out! A magic button machine! Shoes that blink! [to a pioneer woman] Hey, sister, guess who gets to vote in the future? Ladies! Up top! [high fives her] That's called a high five. Teach it to your friends.
  • Dipper: Here it is Mabel. Our ticket to any moment in history.
    Mabel: Let's get two dodos and force them to make out!
  • "OH MY GOSH A PIG!!"
  • Apparently, if one were to rub his or her face with Waddles's, everything turns different.
    Mabel: Everything is different now.
  • Dipper: I think the sky tram is broken. Also most of my bones.
    Stan: Haha! This guy.
  • Robbie is looking for Wendy.
    Dipper: Yeah, I think I saw her at the bottomless pit. You should go jump in there.
    Robbie: Maybe I will!
  • "Ah, you want 'ol Fifteen Poundy! Alright, how much ya guessin' he weighs?"
    Mabel: Fifteen pounds?
    Game Runner: (Dead serious) Are you some kind of witch?
  • "Memory wipe!" "This is a baby wipe."
  • "Like a hawk!"
  • Mabel: Fifteen pounds! And yes, I am a witch!
    Carny: *lights a torch* Well, time to round up a mob.
    • And the mob reappears when Mabel and Dipper go back in time.
  • Dipper and Mabel eventually time travel to a future where society has crumbled, and there are people in bullet proof vests shooting at a giant killer floating baby who's destroying buildings and highways.
    Mabel: This future's neat.
    Dipper grabs the time traveling tape and frantically starts pressing buttons.
  • On one of Dipper's multiple attempts to impress Wendy, he tears a bag of baseballs that falls on top of Wendy.
  • Robbie gets scared by Waddles, and knocks over a tub of hot water drenching and shrinking his pants.
  • Blendin Blandin catching the twins after all is said and done;
    Blendin: Do you know how many rules you just broke!? I'm asking...it was a lot, right?
  • The time cops who come to arrest Blendin are named Lolph and Dundgren.
  • When Dipper and Mabel "Go to the end of time".
    Dipper: Don't you see?! WE'VE TRANSPORTED TO THE END OF TIME!
    Mabel: AHH!
    Dipper: AHH!
    Mabel: Hey, why does it smell so bad in here?
    Dipper opens door to reveal they were in a portable bathroom.
  • Grunkle Stan's advice concering whether something is legal or not: "Anything's legal when the cops aren't around!"
  • When Mabel and Waddles the pig first meet.
    Waddles: Wurble.
    Mabel: He said Mabel! Either that or doorbell. Did you say Mabel, or doorbell?
    Waddles: Wurble.

     Fight Fighters 
  • Wendy and Dipper trying to punch the Fight Fighters ref in the beginning of the episode.
  • The game console Soos climbed in was for a game called Nort. The words on the side of the console? "The game based off the movie based off the game."
  • Rumble McSkirmish looks to be a veritable gold mine of these. His over-the-top, fighting game character mannerisms and pixel-art appearance make him amazingly funny to watch.
    • He always shouts whatever he's doing.
    • When Dipper tells him to hold perfectly still so Grunkle Stan won't see him, he can't because of his idle animation.
    • BOWL OF PAWNCH!
    • When attacking Robby, he throws barrels down scaffolding, punches out fire hydrants and news stands for powerups before a GO sign appears, telling him to move forwards, and beats the crap out of a new car as a bonus round as a shout out to Final Fight and Street Fighter.
    • "THE CHILD GAVE ME A TACO!"
    • "HOW CAN YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU KILLED THIS BOY'S FATHER?"
    • "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THAT I HAVE PUNCHES!"
    • "WINNERS DON'T LOSE!"
    • EFFERVESCENT! APPLE FRITTER! RIBOFLAVEN!
    • "POOP! POOP AND BUTTS!"
    • SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO!
  • Mabel 'playing with' Rumble's voice is pure gold.
  • The credits scene. Oh, good gosh, the credits scene...
    Om, nom, nom, eating my friends...
    • At the "Choose Character" screen:
      Dipper: I'm Dipper! I have shorts and determination!
      Mabel: (in an Italian accent, ala Mario) It's-a me! A-Mabel!
      Stan: I'm slower, but I jump higher.
      Wendy: Pick me or whatever.
    • "Alas. 'Twas but a dream."
  • Soos has always wondered what it would be like to be inside of a video game. So, he unscrews the back and climbs inside, getting stuck and scares off the next person who tries to play it.
    Soos: Help! I'm trapped in the game! It was cool in theory, but in practice it was really boring!
  • "I am ready to take on the greatest Fight Fighters! Take me to the Soviet Union!" "Uh, that's gonna be tough. For a number of reasons."
  • This exchange:
    Dipper: Rumble, I have something to tell you! Robbie didn't kill my father!
    Rumble: What? Then who did?
    Dipper: Wah? No one!
  • The joke surrounding Dipper and Robbie hating each other "the way girls do".
  • After promising Grunkle Stan she won't take him to a high place, she puts on a second sweater with a "Scouts honor" hand symbol on it. After his back is turned, she turns around with a cheeky little grin, revealing to the camera a "crossies" symbol on the back of her shirt, before flipping her hair out from inside her shirt to cover it up. That was brilliant visual gag writing...
  • "GURL, WHY YOU ACKIN' SO CRAY CRAY?!" Then having that phrase turn out to be the name of the talk show.
    • Also Mabel and Stan, of all people, incorporating "cray cray" into their conversations
    Stan: So I have a fear of heights. Is that really so cray cray?
  • "You can hide, but you can't hide!"
  • "Wait, lemme do a cocky dance. Hoodlydoo! Boodlydoo! Boodlyboo! Hahahahaha!"
  • "Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!"
  • At the end of the episode, Dipper and Robbie going from laughing at one of Wendy's jokes; to glaring at each other and making threatening gestures the moment she looks away; then right back to acting like they're friends.
  • Grunkle Stan playing "Insert Token!," a video "game" only he could appreciate — if only he thought of it first.
    Announcer: Congratulations! You win! (beat) Insert token!
  • While being Rumble was chasing Robbie, he comes across a new expensive looking car that a father had just bought for his son, and beats it up for bonus points.
    Son: I love being rich.
  • Old Man McGucket playing a Dance Dance Revolution-y game called Hodown Hero...which isn't working. Or plugged in.
    Old Man McGucket: I've been jiggin' for seven days straight!
    Mabel: (Holds up unconnected plug) Uh, Soos...
    Soos: Let him have this.
  • "This street has really dangerous litter."

    Little Dipper 
  • From a preview, Gideon as advancing towards Stan and laughing psychotically. Cue him falling over and rolling on the floor in laughter.
    Stan: I don't even know how to respond to that.
  • Stan being visited by a man in a suit:
    Man in suit: Stan Pines?
    Stan: The tax collector! You found me! (uses a smokescreen to escape and tries to flee with his money)
  • The endless parade of short jokes at Dipper's expense.
  • The chess game between Dipper and Mabel at the beginning
    Dipper: It's a pawn, that's not your colour, and stop stealing the tiny horses.
    Mabel: *all of the knight pieces are stuffed in her sweater* They like it better in here. *to the horses* Don't you babies? *horse whinny*
  • Dipper playing with the grow/shrink crystal.
    Dipper: Smaller... *shrinks the pawn piece* ...bigger... *pawn piece grows and suddenly breaks through the roof* ...too big!
  • "MY LIGHT!"
    Stan: Yeah, you're the light of my life, too.
  • When Mabel thinks Dipper's growth spurt was caused by a wizard.
    Mabel: This is some kind of magicky thing isn't it? Was it a wizard or something? There's a wizard in this closet isn't there? Isn't there?
    Dipper: What? No!
    Mabel: You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet? You're telling me that if I open this door right now—
    Dipper: Fine, open it.
    (Mabel opens the closet door to reveal nothing but two shirts and a pair of boots.)
    (Beat)
    Mabel: An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?
    • Even funnier is that she still thinks there's a Invisible Wizard in the closet even after Dipper reveals the shrinking crystal and its properties.
    • THE INVISIBLE WIZARD IS WATCHING.
  • Gideon's conversations with his parents. All of them.
    "DON'T TICKLE ME!"
    • In this episode, we finally get to see Gideon's mom, who has grey hair and always looks paranoid, as if she hasn't slept in weeks.
    Gideon's Mom: Just keep vacuuming. Just keep vacuuming.
  • The ending, where Dipper and Mabel destroy the crystal that can change things sizes, only for a still shrunken Soos to find them.
    • Soos' shrinking in general was pretty funny, when Gideon shrunk the first thing in a fez he saw, and it just ended up being him trying on Stan's.
  • "TELL MY STORYYYYYYYY!"
  • When Stan and Mabel begin mocking Dipper for his height difference:
    Soos: Dudes, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit.
    Stan: Ha! Tiny! Soos is in on it too!
  • Old Man McGucket buying his car.
  • "Text me a photo?"
  • "WHAT AM I DOIN'!?"
  • Gideon wants to learn where Dipper discovered the crystal with size changing powers. So Dipper tells him that he'll tell him if he leans in closer. Surprise, there's an air horn there.
  • This exchange:
    Lazy Susan: And where are you off to, you little cutie you?
    Gideon: I'm gonna annihilate my arch-enemies entire family.
    Lazy Susan: Oh. Okay.
  • In the opening, just before the theme song starts playing:
    Stan: Wanna see what else is on TV?
    Dipper: Yeah, alright.
    Mabel: My favorite part's the theme song. (cue theme song)

     Summerween 
  • "I ate a man alive tonight."
  • Stan explains Dipper about Summerween with a calender.
    Dipper: Do you always carry that calender in your pocket?
    Stan: ...Yes.
  • Stan finally manages to scare those two trick-or-treaters when they see him without a towel on as he is about to take a bath. Not many things can be so hilariously traumatizing as that.
  • Gorney, the new kid who gets devoured whole in the first five minutes of the episode popping up at the end.
    Gorney: (cheerfully) I've been twaumatized!
  • Manly Dan leads his sons on a siege into someone's house to get candy. They're all dressed as vikings, and Dan's wearing Valkyrie braids under his helmet.
    Manly Dan: For glory!
  • Dipper and Mabel's "Twins" dance.
  • The various Waddles memes during the credits.
  • Toby Determined and Old Man McGucket.
    • Once the four receive the last Jack-O-Melon, they all give a sigh of relief at the same time and blow it out.
  • The loser candy, which include Homework: The Candy, Mr. Adequate-Bar, and Gelatin Product.
  • The Summerween Tricksters description of what he is,
    Summerween Tricksters: I'm made of every tossed piece of black licorice, every discarded bar of old chocolate with like, that white powder stuff on it. You know that stuff!?
    Mabel: I hate that stuff!
  • From the cold open:
    Store Clerk: Have the police come & eject the Pines family from the store.
    Grunkle Stan: NOT TODAY!
    (Stan throws a smoke bomb at the clerk's face)
    Store Clerk: MY EYES!
    (Stan pays for the stuff with "Stan Bucks" which is badly drawn in pad paper)
    Store Clerk: I hate Summerween.
    (Stan knocks down an electric pole in reverse)
    Grunkle Stan:: LETS MOVE!
  • Soos' love for the chattering Summerween Skull. So much that when everyone is trying to escape the Trickster at the end, not only does he go out of his way press the skull when the exit is right next to them and unguarded, he changes the batteries on the skull to make it work when it doesn't the first time.
    Mabel: Soos! Don't you dare!
    Soos: Sorry, dude. Tonight's been way stressful. I need some levity.
    • Soos eats his way out of the Summerween Trickster Alien chestburster style.
  • The parodies of LOLCat photographs in the ending with Waddles.

     Boss Mabel 
  • "'When fighting the gremloblin, use water...only as a last resort, as it will only make it scarier.' Who writes sentences like that?"
  • The gremloblin's odd fixation with the electronic talking fish.
    • "I'm the Singin' Salmon, spendin' all day jammin'."
  • The Gremloblins worst fear: "You've become your father!"
  • Stan's apology dance.
  • When Dipper sets out to catch a supernatural creature. Look at the flail! It's bigger than he is!
  • Gunkle Stan using his "old man powers".
  • Gunkle Stan taking a literal money shower.
    Cash Wheel Host: Uh, Mr. Pines, you don't need to take your clothes off—go to commercial! GO TO COMMERCIAL! (runs up to the camera and covers it just as Stan takes his undies off).
  • Mabel: Deal!
    Stan: Deal!
    Mabel: Deal!
    Stan: Deal!
    Mabel: *Slaps sticker on Stan's nose* Deal.
  • "Mabel's in charge now!"
    Dipper: Are those shoulder pads?
    Mabel: Uh-huuuuh. It's just one of the many up-to-date managerial tricks I learned from this book I found propping up the kitchen table. (Holds up a book titled "Succeeding In Management 1983")
  • "Come on girls! Shoulder pads! Make that money! Mabel’s the boss now!"
  • The Stan wrong song.

     Bottomless Pit 

     The Deep End 

  • At the beginning a squirrel combusts from the heat.
  • Also at the beginning...
    TV Reporter: And be sure to watch out for random wildfires!
    Grunkle Stan (offscreen): Wait, what? *fwoosh* AARGH!
    (beat)
    Mabel: He'll be fine.
  • Mermando introducing himself:
    "There are some who call me... Mermando! (Beat) This is because Mermando is my name."
  • This exchange:
    Mabel: A merman! Ha! I should have known from your strange foreign fish language.
    Mermando: *completely deadpan* It is Spanish.
  • Mermando's letter to Mabel in the end:
    "Our first kiss will always hold a place in my heart. ...technically hearts. As a merman I have... like, 17 hearts. Horrifying, but true!"
  • Mr. Poolcheck's overzealous attitude towards "pool law".
    Dipper: He seems emotionally unstable.
    • At one point he cries when he finds Dipper goofing off on duty with Wendy.
  • When Wendy throws water balloons at Stan:
  • Mermando's initial escape attempt.
  • The entire 'Reverse CPR' scene.
    Mabel: [takes picture] Hah, blackmail!
  • Dipper has to guard the pool supplies from more looting. He has to stop Grunkle Stan from entering and stealing in the pool, and Mabel from stealing the cooler to save Mermando and Soos from freeing the duck rings.
    Dipper: Is Soos here too!?
    (Soos climbs over the fence behind Dipper. Dipper doesn't even turn around)
    Soos: I'm ok.
    Dipper: (still not turning around) Go home, Soos.
    Soos: You got it.
    • Dipper asks if Stan is the one who's been destroying pool supplies. Stan protests that his crime is much better, and that he's going to steal the chair before Gideon. He then adds "and then maybe I'll wreck some pool stuff. Night's still young."
  • Stan's little feud with Lil' Gideon over the Perfect Pool Chair. At one point Stan tries to get Gideon by reflecting sunlight off his watch.
    Stan: Yes, yes! Burn the child.
  • When appointed lifeguard, Dipper and Wendy quickly abuse their power, playing pranks on swimmers. In one instance they trick Soos into thinking the rubber pool duck rings are alive and want to be free.
    • Towards the end of the episode, he manages to "free" them.
    Soos: The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!
  • That poor kid in pool solitary confinement. His predicament goes from funny to tragic and back again once you see just how long he's in there.
    Kid: It's the nights that are the hardest.
    Kid: Go Mabel! Go! (turns melancholy) We can't all be saved.
    • Finally, the credits sequence where a montage shows him locked in there over the seasons.
  • Mabel mentions never meeting anyone like Mermando, except for a zombie, some gnomes, and some vampires.
    Dipper: I don't remember the vampires.

    Carpet Diem 
  • Pig Soos.
  • Mabel (in Dipper's body) getting The Talk from Grunkle Stan.
    Mabel: Goodbye, childhood...
  • The whole body-switching thing near the end.
    Dipper: (in Waddles' body) Well, I'm a pig. That's a thing. (spots an apple core) Om nom nom nom nom.
  • One of the films in Mabel's rom-com selections is titled "Oh No She Di'n't!"
  • This:
    Candy: Boys make me think about kissing!
    Grenda: Candy! Oh my gosh! *throws a pillow at her face*
  • The aftermath of the sleepover. Somehow, Candy winds up duct taped to the ceiling, Mabel wakes up with "Party Gurl" written on her forehead, and Grenda emerges from the closet covered in kiss marks.
    Grenda: I don't know what I was kissing in there, but I have no regrets!
  • Candy in Dipper's body:
    Candy: I'm a boy now! Whassup bro? Let's grow some mustaches!
  • Stan: "AW, MY HEAD! IT HIT ME RIGHT ON THE HEAD!"
    • And again at the end:
    Stan: "OW, MY HEAD! Why am I even out here at night?"
  • Soos' reaction to a stranger saying she'll marry him and planting a kiss on him is to basically shrug and go with it.
    • Then, during the credits;
    Woman: (Crying) I don't think I can do this anymore... You just seem so different!
    Soos: Look, dude, uh, I'm playin' a little bit of catch-up here... I was in a pig's body for most of the day. Wha-what's goin' on? (Beat) Can we kiss again? Is that an option?
  • Grunkle Stan's choice of television:
    Grunkle Stan: (Watching two guys shoving each other) Fight! Fight! Fight! (Changes channel to two deer bucking heads) Fight! Fight! Fight! (Changes channel to two babies sitting peacefully and giggling) Fight! Fight! Fight! (Someone offscreen pokes a baby with a stick and they begin slapping each other) Fight! Fight! Fight!
    Announcer: BABY FIGHTS!
    Grunkle Stan: TV, it knows what I want!
    • —> Subtitle: I didn't come here to make friends.
  • Apparently Dipper keeps Mabel up with his late night reading.
    Dipper: Oh ho! Hm... Interesting. But who stole the capers? Hmm... (begins rapidly clicking pen)
  • "This is still better."
  • Stan giving out "suck-up points":
    Stan: Ah, that's refreshing. Ten suck up points to this lemonade! (Hight piched voice) Thank you, Stan!

    Boyz Crazy 
  • At the beginning where Wendy and Dipper are watching the cameras.
    Dipper mimicking customer: Do you have this t-shirt in my size?
    Wendy mimicking Stan: I have something even better! Behold, my butt.
  • Grunkle Stan's "Subtle" music played over the PA system, to convince people to buy stuff.
    Stan: BUY MORE KEYCHAINS! BUY MORE KEYCHAINS!
  • The Cute Biker showing up at the Sev'ral Timez concert.
  • "I'm not going to let a 'Keep Out' sign keep us out!"
  • When watching Sev'ral timez go into the forest, we get this priceless comment from Candy:
    Candy: They won't last a week.
  • Stan tries playing Robbie's CD on a record player.
    Stan: We're doin' something wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it...
  • Soos's cameo.
  • Candy, after hearing that the concert is sold out, deciding to simply faceplant and mumble "I welcome you, death."
  • The girls sneaking Sev'ral Timez into the Shack using a very large duffel bag.
    Dipper: How was the concert? And what's in that bag?
    Candy: We are criminals! We will cut you!
    • Candy's accent and expression seals it.
  • Stan's lines for this episode:
    Stan: Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!
    Stan: That's MR. PINES to you!
    Stan: We are doing something wrong here, but I can't put my finger on it...
    Stan: FINALLY! An excuse to punch a teenager in the face!
    Stan: This is a victory for every guy whose hands were too weak or fat to play a musical instrument!
    Stan: Darn beautiful men, always eating out of my trash! Wait… what?
    Stan: (talking to Robbie after Wendy breaks up with him) Look, if it makes ya feel any better, the apocalypse is coming soon. Bury your gold! (Beat) ...you've been buying gold, right?
    • "It's apocalicious!"
  • "Yo, I heard'a these things called 'trees'...I dunno what they are, but I wanna kiss one."
  • Chubby Z trying to stare down the sun.
    • And trying to eat a tape dispenser.
      Other Band Member: Yo, you gonna share that?
    • And calling Mabel "Beef".
    • "I wanna cavort like a woodland creature!"
  • Stan casually stocking up for the apocalypse while singing about how everyone's gonna die.

     The Land Before Swine 
  • Grunkle Stan's BS story about how Waddles disappeared.
  • This:
    Soos: I almost ran over my head there, haha! (beat; he looks scared) Wow.
  • "BROS BEFORE DINOS!"
  • Stan puts his hand in tree sap, places his hand on Mabel's face; they laugh, realize they're stuck, and scream.
  • Dipper and Mabel's faces when Soos kills the fairy.
  • Mabel's affection for Waddles is hysterical. The way she treats him as a person, from making him do dance moves, pose for pictures, and knitting matching sweaters, is both adorable and hilarious.
  • IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!!
  • The way everybody thinks the new born pterodactyl is adorable until it eats Old Man McGucket alive.
    • Gets even better when Old Man McGucket reverses it near the end, by eating himself out of the pterodactyl. Crosses with Moment Of Awesome and Nightmare Fuel.
    Old Man McGucket: Well, welcome to the world, little fella. Gets eaten alive.
  • "The good news is you're getting a puppy."
  • Waddles trying to guilt Stan.

    Dreamscaperers 
  • Bill manages to be both funny and unnerving.
    Bill: Hey! Look what I can do.
    (Bill magics the teeth of a deer from its mouth to his hand)
    Bill: Deer teeth! For you, kid. Ahahahahaha!
    • Also this bit:
    Gideon: You're Insane!
    Bill: Sure I am! What's your point?
  • Gideon is caught trying to crack Stan's safe;
    Gideon: Stanford Pines, my arch-nemesis! It seems we've entered a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse. But the question remains, who is the cat, and who is the-
    Gideon: No, not the broom!
    • Even funnier is that Gideon hisses and meows like a cat when Stan beats him with the broom.
  • "Arm throne!"
    • Makes for a nice call back since Mabel is now riding arm throne style on the arms of the two guys in the car from "The Inconveniencing" that she told could look but couldn't touch. .
  • Stan's "top secret" memory...he's playing with his stomach and calling it "Mr. Tummy."
  • Soos trying to lick his elbow.
    "Like the infinite horizon, it eludes me!"
  • Stan's date with Lazy Susan.
    Stan: (thinking) This is going terrible, I can't think of anything to say and she looks weird up close. Think of a way out. (out loud) NON SPECIFIC EXCUSE!! (Swats his food off the table and runs off.)
  • Uncute Mabel.
    Mabel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! MY CUTENESS!!!! WHAT DID (her voice gets gradually lower) YOU Dooo tooooo myyyyy cuuuuuuteneeeeesssssssssh?
  • Gideon chants backmasked words to summon Bill. What are the actual words said backwards? "Backwards message".
  • Part of the incantation to enter Stan's mind is "Inceptus Nolanus Overratus!"
  • The Un Reveal of the secret passage behind the Vending Machine;
    Memory!Stan: If only people knew the truth, that secretly hidden behind this vending machine I have-
    Soos!Bill: Boring! (closes door)
  • The memory of Stan in prison, which on its own qualifies as a Brick Joke from an offhand statement in The Hand That Rocks The Mabel
    Memory!Stan: Jorge, Rico, you're the two best Columbian prison friends a fella could make.
    Jorge: (subtitles) I hope he dies.
    Rico: (Subtitles) Si.
  • The memory of Stan selling vacuums;
    Memory!Stan: Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-vac! It sucks more than anything! (Door slams) Gotta work on that.
  • The result of Stan's boxing lessons:
    Memory!Stan: LEFT HOOK!
  • Xyler and Craz dancing when Bill says he's going to destroy them.
  • The British dog man.
    • "Haha. He's dead now."
  • Soos thinking that "the fat one" refers to Mabel.
  • "It's funny how dumb you are."
  • Soos: "It tried to touch me with its weird little bat-fingers!" His face is priceless.
  • Grandpa the Kid.

     Gideon Rises 
  • Soos's very late Last-Second Word Swap when he almost outs Dipper's crush on Wendy.
    Dipper: We need you here!
    Soos: Yeah, especially Dipper. Because of his huge crush on...(beat) you-
    Several seconds of awkward silence
    Soos: -calyptus trees! The kid loves eucalyptus trees! Heh heh! Heh heh! Heh heh! Saved it.
  • Soos working at the diner.
    Stan: The entire lower half of your body is on fire.
    Soos: Shh. We're having a moment.
  • Stan planting a kiss on Soos's grandma after realizing Gideon's weakness.
    Soos's Grandma: I go vacuum my face now.
  • During the newscast about Gideon taking the Mystery Shack, they show a photo of Stan in a devil costume, dancing amongst flames.
    Stan: That picture's taken out of context.
  • The return of Mabel's grappling hook!
    Dipper: Mabel, that grappling hook's literally never helped us before.
    • And then it does.
  • Jeff and the Gnomes think Gideon is a girl, Gideon's reaction and tone of voice is actually hilarous!
    "I AM NOT A GIRL!"
    • It also doesn't help when Jeff points out he does use a lot of moisturizer... the same one he stole from Wendy in the past.
  • Soos consulting the Bus manual when attacked by Mecha Gideon
    Soos: Okay, what's more like our present situation, raccoon in the engine or an angry grandparent won't leave bus? (Beat) Probably the second one.
  • When the town discovers Gideon's lies, Sheriff Blubs turns to the Cute Biker (whose name is revealed to be Tyler).
    Tyler: (sadly) Get 'im. Get 'im.
  • After Gideon is arrested, there is a newspaper reporting this, with a quote from Bud at the bottom saying "He could use a time out."
  • Robbie chasing after Wendy, wondering he hadn't sent enough text messages.
    "My arms are too skinny to hold up this boom box forever!"

    Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained 
  • In "Stan's Tattoo", they decide to take extreme measures in regards to seeing his tattoo: looking at him in the shower. It fails. Stan is wearing his usual attire.
    • Stan writing "Goober" on Dipper's forehead.
  • In "The Tooth", the clip showing Mabel singing with Bear-O on stage, then it pans out showing the audience are crying from it.
    • How Dipper found the tooth:
    Dipper: I found it while I was, uh, practicing.
    *cut to Dipper randomly playing the sousaphone by the lake*
    Dipper: Hey, is that a giant tooth?
  • Soos thinking the candy monster is Stan.
  • The creatures in "Lefty" committing suicide.
  • Mabel angering the titular object of "Mailbox" by mailing it a video of her shoving gummy worms up her nose.
  • Mabel's theories regarding "Lefty".
    Mabel: ...And theory number three, my personal favorite: He's normal! And Dipper's just crazy!
    Dipper: [grabs the drawing away] That's not a theory, that doesn't count as a theory!

     Mabel's Guide To Life 

Dating

  • Cardboard Zack.
    "Zack": Mabel, I love you so much baby! Why won't you let me into your life?
    Mabel: You Know What You Did, Zack!
  • Soos somehow scoring a 12 out of 5 on Mabel's 9000 question survey.
  • Grunkle Stan gets a question revolving around men paying for dinner at every date. His response? "What is this, Russia?"
  • "'How do you treat a gal?' Well, hovering nearby and laughing at everything she says, obviously! Nailing this..."

Stickers

  • Hair topiary.
    Dipper: What is it?
    Mabel: It's an ostrich. It's clearly an ostrich.
    Mabel: Ca-Caw!
  • Mabel's "Payment" for a "Baby On Board" sticker. A giant vat of sprinkles. For extra points, Grunkle Stan wanted the sticker to 'get the cops off his back.'
    Mabel: I'm gonna get so sick...
    • NOT MEANT FOR INDIVIDUAL CONSUMPTION
  • Mabel constantly editing Dipper out of her video. And then editing Soos in. With a drink and a sandwich.
    Soos: Wha? How did I get here?

Fashion

  • Flash Makeovers. Which is just Grenda tackling an unsuspecting subject while Mabel makes them over. Also, Grunkle Stan can be heard singing the "Stan Wrong Song.
  • Their makeover for Soos? Dressing him as Jareth. He complains the pants are too tight.

Colors

Art

  • Caticatures. And the more troublesome Humanicaticatures.
  • Toby Determined is given a caticature.
    Toby: It looks exactly like me! Right down to my actual cat whiskers that the doctors can't explain! *hugs the drawing* Meow meow meow!
    Mabel: You're always weirder than I remember.

     Other 
  • The Gravity Falls Gossiper, a podcast for, well, Gravity Falls, managed to get a hold of Alex Hirsch...playing as Grunkle Stan.
    Podcaster: Let me ask you this; I know that you're a big fan of the "Period Piece Old Lady Boring Movie Channel"...
    Grunkle Stan: Who told you that? I've never watched that channel.
    • The entire interview is a gem, from Stan's constant swearing (bleeped out by a car horn) to his speech on the art of sad clown paintings.
    • Stan also claims that Soos will fall asleep if you put a blanket over his head, like a canary in cage, and that he's done this once.
  • This parody of the Paranormal Activity series.
    Dipper: All right, here's the plan: We lure the creature out with this bag of chips.
    (Camera pans down to show a bag of chips outside the closet.)
    Mabel: Bag of chips, got it!
    (Camera pans up then pans back down to reveal the bag is missing.)
    Dipper: (gasp) The bag is gone!
    Mabel: (munch) What was the plan again? Mmm, nacho flavor.
    Dipper: Mabel!
  • A deleted gag had Grunkle Stan throwing sand in Gideon's eyes and shouting 'YES, YES! BLIND THE CHILD' before running off, a variant of which actually made it into "The Deep End".
  • The imprisoned pool kid somehow manages to become even more hilariously depressing when paired up with Connie Francis' "I Will Wait for You" in this fan-edit.
  • In light of the Gravity Falls bag promotion with Subway, Alex Hirsch bezazzles his face. Cut to 40 minutes later and...
  • A lot of what happens in Alex Hirsch's Reddit AMA. Some examples include:
    • Whenever someone asked him a spoiler-y question, he would reply with a picture of an axolotl.
      • And whenever someone tried to do it at Comic Con, he would pull out the World's Most Distracting Object from "Tourist Trapped."
    • He says the names of the Dipper and Mabel lookalikes are Schmipper and Smabble.
    • Apparently, Mabel was once sent to the hospital for eating scratch-and-sniff stickers.
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