"There was something about them that made me uneasy, some longing and at the same time some deadly fear. I felt in my heart a wicked, burning desire that they would kiss me with those red lips."Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because Evil Is Sexy, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry Femme Fatales. The bloodsucking may be a great source for Fetish Fuel, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure. Or maybe they just figure hundreds of years of practice at love making makes them really, really good at it. Whatever the reason is, people find vampires arousing, and writers use that to please the fans, and sometimes themselves. This goes back pretty far, since vampirism has long been a metaphor for sexual activity, sexual predators, and/or sexual transmitted diseases in legends. The very term "vamp" is an evolution of this metaphor. Vampires' need for blood makes them animalistic predators; therefore, their sexual needs are more basic and rougher, which can be a Fetish for some people, hence the expression "necking". The other part of the Trope goes to the Victorian ideals of womanhood: pale, frail, and bloodless, which was the effect of tuberculosis, aka "consumption", on women, which is part of where the vampire myth originated. Certainly, a lot of vampires have Raven Hair, Ivory Skin. The question of how vampires can be sexually active despite being clinically dead (in most settings), and what it says about the people attracted to them anyway, tends to be hand waved or played for squicky laughs. Other Undead (except possibly death knights, if they—like this sort of vampire—fall into the pale, looks-almost-alive variety) such as Zombies tend not to get this treatment as they are almost always less human-looking and more obviously dead. It's rare in a Fur Against Fang scenario, or Vampire-Werewolf Love Triangle, for Werewolves to get the same treatment, as sipping from your vein is easier to make sexy than being mauled and eaten, but some go ahead anyway to portray that bestial power as alluring. Related to Kiss of the Vampire and Hemo Erotic. A subtrope of You Sexy Beast.
— Jonathan Harker, Dracula
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Anime and Manga
- Hellsing: Seras is the local Ms. Fanservice. Alucard is somewhat of an example, but his sexuality is presented as far more violent; see his Curb-Stomp Battle of Rip Van Winkle being shot like a rape scene.
- Diva from Blood+ is this. Just ask Riku.
- Ruka Souen of Vampire Knight and many other vampires.
- D in Vampire Hunter D.
- Miyu of Vampire Princess Miyu.
- Shido from Nightwalker.
- Moka of Rosario + Vampire looks the part◊, but is The Ditz and about as "sensual" and "vampish" as a cardboard box. Inner Moka, on the other hand,◊ is very much more sensual and vampish than a cardboard box.
- A gazillion of characters from Trinity Blood: Abel, Cain, Seth, Astaroth, Ion's friend, Ion's grandma, Shera, Gyulia, etc.
- Played around with in Mahou Sensei Negima! by Evangeline. The Magic World knows her as an evil, sexy vampire with an adult body to die for, etc. etc... which is just an oft-used illusion of hers to hide that she has the body of a 10-year old brat. Yet she still manages to be memetically sexy anyway.
- Negima's sequel series UQH Older has the Touta Konoe who has the double advantage of being a vampire and coming from a family of Chick Magnets.
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dio Brando is so good Even the Guys Want Him, and he's got four sons from four different mothers.
- In Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, vampires are exceedingly bishonen. Then again, it's CLAMP; deranged hobos are probably bishie there.
- Both deBloodeaus, father and son, in Ghost Sweeper Mikami. But it's mostly played for laughs.
- Ouran High School Host Club invokes this when the Ouran boys dress for Halloween.
- The titular character of Karin. Once it's found out that Karin is the chosen vessel of life that is capable of repopulating the vampire race, she is abducted by other vampires for this very reason.
- Muraki in Descendants of Darkness appears to be an energy vampire.
- Seraphim and Sarasvasti from Is This a Zombie?. Especially Sera—she just stepped on to the stage and was instantly ranked number 7.
- Vassalord is based on this trope, being a Ho Yay-drenched manga about a pair of extremely sexy male vampires who spend a lot of their pagetime having not-quite-sex-but-it-sure-does-look-it with each other.
- Midnight Secretary takes this one step further. Rather than just being inherently appealing, it is stated that vampires actually prefer to have sex with their prey before they feed, since arousal improves the taste of blood (in a blatant denial of Les Yay, vampires in this universe can't feed on humans of the same sex). This is a major plot point, since it is part of what fuels the ensuing romance between the male and female leads.
- Diabolik Lovers is probably famous for this trope. More than for it's actually storyline, Diabolik Lovers is known for being very obscene. Why would you bite the heroine in her neck when you can suck blood from her inner thighs? Not only do we get a ton of sadistic vampires, multiple of them seem to be sexual deviants as well.
- Seraph of the End: Vampire nobles, and even regular vampires, tend to be sexy Bishōnen or Bishoujo with plenty of mention of their looks. Of the male vampires, Crowley, Ferid, and Mika are Mr. Fanservice and Crowley and Mika fall into Even the Guys Want Him as well.
- Josie from Chester Brown's underground comic Ed the Happy Clown was created specifically to take advantage of this trope.
- Vampirella and her alias, Vampi.
- The vamps in the comic adaptations of the Anita Blake novels are very pretty, as befits the bloodline.
- In The Tomb of Dracula, the Count assaults attractive women in every issue, and the act of biting is often described in sexual terms.
- Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl is not quite clear on this with Ragamuffin, as all the characters are caricatures. Lenore is mentioned to be extremely cute, in spite of her quite grotesque, morbid traits, implying that both Lenore and Ragamuffin would be beautiful if they were realistically portrayed.
- Vampires in Life Sucks aren't necessarily any better-looking than humans, but with the ability to cloud the minds of others comes the potential to force others to fall in love with them. The protagonist describes it as glorified date rape.
- In The Unwritten, after Richie Savoy gets turned into a vampire, he apparently has lots of sex with gothy vampire groupies. (Helped along by the fact that he's outed himself as a vampire in a bestselling book.)
- NGE: Bloodlust has Rei becoming a vampire. It makes her a borderline nymphomaniac and Maya gets herself off by being fed on by a vamp.
- Discussed in Imperfect Metamorphosis, where part of Yukari's dismissal of Remilia involves mocking how often people and vampires themselves believe this trope, when most of the time vampires are just arrogant blowhards. (In Remilia's defense, having the body of a ten-year-old is not really conducive to a sexy persona.)
Films — Live-Action
- The original Dracula (1931) made Bela Lugosi a sex symbol.
- Christopher Lee didn't do too badly with the character either in Horror of Dracula.
- The 1979 film with Frank Langella was really the first attempt to deliberately present Dracula as a romantic and attractive figure. When the film was being made it was mentioned that Dracula being attractive was to make him more terrifying in a way; it effectively hides the monster underneath and at the time was quite novel, to mislead the audience.
- Miriam and John Blaylock from The Hunger.
- The nameless vampire in Embrace Of The Vampire.
- Selene and Erika of Underworld.
- The Big Bad in Lifeforce is a naked, female space vampire who seduces her victims before devouring their life energy.
- Shagal in The Fearless Vampire Killers wants to turn beautiful Magda into a vampire. And from Tanz Der Vampire (yes, the musical adaptation), Herbert is (usually) a sexy beast. As is Magda. (And quite a few other vampires, in a rotting, creepy way.)
- Nadine Carody of Vampyros Lesbos.
- Chris Sarandon in Fright Night (1985). For both sexes. Colin Farrell in the remake. And later, Amanda Bearse and Imogen Poots.
- Lampshaded furiously in Vampire in Brooklyn with a newly turned vampire spending more than a minute expressing amazement at... he notices he's got a bigger dick than before.
- Van Helsing has Dracula, as well as the three lovely ladies who keep him company.
- John Carpenter's Vampires has the Big Bad Jan Valek bite the Damsel in Distress on the inner thigh while the camera focuses on her face in what seems to be orgasmic bliss. He then looks up from her crotch with blood on his face and asks her if it feels beautiful.
- The Lair of the White Worm is a Lesbian Vampire flick about a giant snake threatening England, which was directed by Ken Russel, who liked this sort of thing.
- Every female vampire in Dracula: Dead and Loving It:
Harker: But Lucy, I'm British.
- Lucy uses her newly-discovered sex appeal to seduce Jonathan Harker into vampirism.
Lucy: [reveals breasts] So are these!
- Dracula and his three vampire brides in Dracula 2000. One of the brides, Solina, lampshades this trope by drawing a connection between vampires and lovers. Even the tagline for the movie was "The most seductive evil of all time has now been unleashed in ours."
- In the movie adaptation Queen of the Damned, vampires Lestat and Akasha are shown to be sensual lovers. This is also exploited by the vampires, as Lestat uses his "sex god" rock persona to lure in victims as dimwitted groupies literally throw themselves at him, only to be bled dry by Lestat.
- Early legends of vampires (when you'd be lucky if they looked like Orlock instead of looking more like a George Romero zombie) include the Yugoslavian belief that a male vampire will eventually kill his widow with sexual attentions. The probable explanation, according to Vampires, Burial and Death: Folklore and Reality by Paul Barber has to do with exhumed men's corpses having the appearance of erections due to the gases of decomposition puffing out the genitalia as well as other parts of the body.
- Vampires from Twilight never get tired, never have to eat, never have to go to the bathroom, and (apparently) lack a refractory period, since they never stop. That doesn't mean they can't get people pregnant, of course… But only the men. Female vampires can't ever get pregnant.
- The attractiveness factor is touched on in the books, saying they use their beauty as a way to lure people in to feed on them.
- Dracula never presented Drac as sexy, described as having a big, beak-like nose, a unibrow, and hairy palms. Him being thought of as a sex god comes from him being a metaphor for sex, at a time when sex was viewed as completely repulsive and subversively fascinating at the same time. There's still something irresistible about him and his three "brides", but it's probably supernatural mind powers.
- The title character of Carmilla, along with being the Trope Maker for Lesbian Vampire.
- Clarimonde from Theophile Gautier's "La Morte Amoureuse".
- Every vampire from The Vampire Chronicles. Every one. Including Claudia. Ironic, considering that Rice's vampires were unable to copulate at all upon being turned. The drinking of blood did become a bit of a metaphor for sex, though. In Interview with the Vampire, however, Louis and Claudia meet vampires in Eastern Europe, who are basically rotting, animated corpses.
- Sanguini, a vampire party guest in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, seems to attract a number of girls, and he leers back at them.
- The vampires in Night World, by L. J. Smith. As well as the vampires in The Vampire Diaries, of the same author.
- President's Vampire plays with this in case of Nathaniel Cade. Muggle Zach notes that while Cade is psychically attractive, he has an "aura" that makes people terrified when alone with him. Tania, a fellow vampiress, says that Cade is sexy as hell. And Cade himself...
Cade: Humans are our food. Do you want to have sex with a cow?
- Interestingly enough, he and Tania do have sex at one point, although its apparently no better than human.
- An entire bloodline of vampires are this in Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter, due to the powers making them Horny Devils, up to the point that they are (in-story) the inspiration for succubus and incubus myths. It's implied, though, that everyone except the "good guys" aren't above just grabbing some random person and draining them dry every night. Apparently, "hiding kills from the authorities" is a bloodline power of every line but Belle Morte's.
- Rhage of Black Dagger Brotherhood.
- Vampire Kisses: Alexander Sterling. Alternatively, his cousin Claude. You know, the one that hits on all the girls, single or not.
- Many of the Magpyr clan in Carpe Jugulum.
- To quote Otto in The Truth, "Vell, let's just say, zey don't alvays scream."
- This is pretty much a rule on the Disc. In Thud!, it is commented that female vampires look stunning in just about anything, and that, unlike males, they can't reform their clothing when changing back to their human form, 'probably due to all that underwired nightdress business.'
- Subverted for laughs in Reaper Man with a pair of overweight, middle-aged, Morporkian vampires who'd certainly like to be sexy and elegant. And the Countess isn't even a vampire proper—she's just pretending because her husband inherited vampirism with the title, well past the point where biting the missus was likely to happen.
- Lady Margalotta is described as a reasonably attractive middle-aged woman, who dresses in fuzzy pink sweaters.
- The Dresden Files:
- A near literal example with the White Court House of Raith, who feed off of lust. Poor Thomas can't even hold a job slinging burgers, because the women on staff keep trying to molest him in the break room!
- The Red Court vampires get a dose of this. Suave, sophisticated, and more than a little drop dead gorgeous—and on top of that, their saliva serves as a potent narcotic with euphoric properties. Mind you, the sexiness is quite literally only skin deep...
- The male vampires in novels by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro are dead below the belt, and compensate by being cunning linguists.
- Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore. Tommy's response to discovering that his new girlfriend is a bloodsucker? "That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. Let's do it with our socks off."
- From book to book, P.N. Elrod can't seem to remember if her male vampires are able to engage in conventional intercourse or not, which is kind of embarrassing. Her female vampires definitely can, however, and in books where the males are impotent, a little neck-nibbling and heavy petting usually gets the job done. Potent or not, Jack and Bobbi can barely refrain from getting it on for five minutes at a stretch whenever they're alone.
- The protagonist of S. P. Somtow's Vampire Junction often feeds himself by picking up horny men in the red-light districts... and he looks ten years old. (Guess if you gotta kill somebody...) Similarly, all the vampires we see in the short story Venus and Mars (besides one mook) are beautiful young girls, all mostly ex-child prostitutes. They have a fairly successful racket going on.
- Depicted in an interesting way in Barb Hendee's series, starting with Blood Memories. Vampires project a hypnotic aura that varies depending on the personality type they had in life. Someone who was naturally sexy and appealing will be able to easily attract human prey, whereas someone who came across as intimidating or creepy in life can paralyze victims with fear. Other vampires in the series give off an "innocent and helpless" vibe that draws in people who want to take care of them or take advantage of them, or an aura of charm that makes that vampire seem naturally charismatic and likable.
- Larry Niven plays with this trope in the Known Space universe. There is a group of Human Aliens called Vampires living on the Ringworld which drink blood as their primary means of sustenance. They emit a pheromone capable of seducing any humans or other Human Aliens that they encounter and then drink them dry during sex (luckily, our hero has befriended a tiger-like alien who cannot be harmed by the pheromones). However, the Vampires are also non-sentient, possessing about the same intelligence level as a monkey. Some perverted Human Aliens use defanged vampires for sex.
- Ivy and Kisten from The Hollows—much is made about both characters' sexual prowess throughout the series.
- This seems to be a universal rule for vampires in the Night Huntress series. Their venom acts as an aphrodisiac and they have centuries of experience to back it up with. Though only two vampires (Bones, with his experience as a former gigolo, and Annette, whose visits to gigolos in the eighteenth century indicate a general horny nature) have ever been commented on in this manner. Also, the implications of having sex with undead people were joked about once or twice (in the scene where Cat's boss and her team are pointing out that her relationship with Bones makes her a necrophiliac, and she points out that a number of them have expressed interest in screwing her, and since she is a Dhampyr, that means they are all necrophiliacs too).
- Necroscope goes interesting directions with this trope. Its vampires have impressive shapeshifting capabilities, which, though unpleasant to look at, can greatly enhance sex. Then, when it's time to feed...
- Discussed and averted in The Mortal Instruments, as Jace makes clear to Simon:
Jace: There’s no such thing as vampire mojo.
- Subverted in the Coldfire Trilogy. Vampire Villain Protagonist Gerald Tarrant is ridiculously handsome, something that everybody who meets him regardless of orientation is prone to remarking on. Unfortunately for any would-be partners, his vampirism itself renders him both impotent and asexual.
- In Tentyrian Legacy, the character of Maximos has had 3,000 years to practice his romantic and sexual skills. Sadly, the Dark Coven's members are the only ones who are inclined to romance humans and they're all pretty sociopaths.
- Angel, Spike, Drusilla, and Darla, whose sexual energy is remarked upon by many, including main characters. Oddly they are all "descended" from the Master, who Looks Like Orlok.
- Mocked when Spike's inability to feed after getting the chip installed is a metaphor for impotence.
- Vampire Willow is the only one who integrates sex with her feeding and Cold-Blooded Torture sessions. Like playing sex games with Angel by slowly burning him alive.
- Seen in the opening two-parter—Alpha Bitch Cordelia won't give Jesse the time of day until he becomes a vampire, whereupon he suddenly becomes more assertive, darker, and sexier.
- According to Andrew, one of Dracula's abilities, next to hypnosis and shapeshifting, is "romantic undertones". He seduces his victims, likes to make a connection with them before he feeds from them, and only sires them when they beg for it. A lot of characters mention his "dark, penetrating eyes" and good looks, to the point that even lesbians comment on his sexiness.
- True Blood:
- Bill Compton. Eric and Pam are also sexy, particularly given they run a club for Vampire Fan Boys and Fan Girls.
- The number of hot vampires grows with the appearances of Jessica, Godrick, Lorena, Franklin, and Talbot.
- Lampshaded and justified In-Universe. Vampire blood is prized for its healing powers and is often used as a recreational drug... with the side effect that it gives you vivid and intense sex dreams about the vampire it came from.
- Mitchell (Aidan Turner) from Being Human.
- Mick St. John of Moonlight. See also Josef, Coraline, and Lola.
- Nick Knight and Janette du Charme of Forever Knight. Subverted though as they can't actually have sex as vampires.
- Essie from Vampire High.
- Parodied in the Doctor Who episode "The Vampires of Venice", where they're Actually Not a Vampire and not remotely sexy, with a bunch of fish aliens using Perception Filters to disguise themselves as attractive humans, except for their teeth. In the next season the Doctor refers to them somewhat mockingly as as "sexy fish vampires".
- Henry Fitzroy from Blood Ties.
- The Vampire Diaries:
- It's implied when a vampire friend tells Stefan that if he wants Elena to love him, he should just give her a taste of "awesome vampire sex." Stefan admits he wants to, but refrains because he wants her to "have a choice." Thus, it is implied that not only is he a supernatural sex god, he's also a romantic idiot.
- Katherine, Vicki, Caroline, Rose, Klaus, Elijah… Basically every vampire on the show.
- Any vampire character who turns up in Professional Wrestling will be either the standard freakish sort (more common) or this trope. The "sex god" archetype was played to the hilt by Gangrel and Edge (yes, that Edge), who were hot blond studs who also just happened to be vampires.
- Rory in My Babysitter's a Vampire subverts this; he has even worse luck with the ladies than Ethan and Benny, and that's saying a lot. Played straight with Erica and Jesse though.
- Parodied in Supernatural when Dean, while hunting vampires, runs across a teenager who wears fake vampire fangs to pick up girls. Also exploited in the same episode by actual vampires who use the Twilight craze as a... recruiting tactic.
- The X-Files: Agent Scully repeats many times in "Bad Blood" that she doesn't believe in vampires, yet she admits they're supposed to be extremely charming and seductive creatures. She was completely dazzled by Sheriff Hartwell who happened to be a real vampire.
- Young Dracula: The only unattractive vampires that have been seen are the Westenras.
- In Bram Stoker's Dracula, one of the animated displays has Dracula seducing and biting a woman, to which she moans in pleasure.
- White Wolf:
- Vampire: The Masquerade has the Toreador, Anne Rice-style vampires who stick close to humanity (especially its artists). It helps that they have powers that make them the center of attention. Their weakness is Creative Sterility, more so than any other vampire clan.
- Vampire: The Requiem features the Daeva, spiritual heirs to the Toreador who are often called "Succubi" by other vampires for obvious reasons. This is basically the "vampire archetype" that their clan is meant to embody, and so they carry on the tradition of powers that can make everyone in the room fall in love with them. Their splat has stories of them being descended from Inanna/Ishtar, a sex goddess of conflict, so, at the very least, they're children of a sex goddess. Even their weakness furthers the standard of the trope; in 1e, Daeva suffer from having to indulge their Vices at every opportunity or take a hit to their will (most often Lust or Gluttony, but a Daeva with Wrath as their Vice is... something to run away from), whilst in 2e, Daeva are prone to becoming obsessed with someone that they feed on more than once.
- The Lahmia bloodline of vampires in Warhammer consists entirely of gorgeous Femme Fatales. This stands them in marked contrast to the Necrarch and Strigoi bloodlines, who appear to be withered corpses and feral corpse-men, respectively. The Blood Dragon lineages can go either way. While the Von Carsteins don't quite have the same reputation as the Lahmians, they are still intensely charismatic aristocrats and more or less unanimously attractive.
- The vampires of the Innistrad block in Magic: The Gathering play this straight. It helps that, rather than being true undead, Innistrad vampires are ageless immortals who happen to share some vampiric traits like bloodthirst and aversion to sunlight. This fools some humans, who eagerly wish to become vampires themselves. Vampires outside of Innistrad avert this, being undead abominations and looking the part.
- The Dracul and Mods of Bleak World fit this trope to a T, being inhumanly beautiful and gaining significant bonuses to seduction. For some reason that is often chalked up to animal magnetism, Wendigo also receive these bonuses. Primal Vampires do not get the bonuses, but have a strong aversion to wearing shirts and are quite ripped. Female Primal avert this however, being completely hairless with about the same body type as the men. And nobody is attracted to Nosferatu.
- In the Yu-Gi-Oh! game, Vampire Vamp certainly plays up the image of, well, The Vamp. Her effect, which equips an opposing monster to herself, suggests she's a Femme Fatale who enchants and seduces the opposing monster with her looks. In face, the Konami article [PRIO Preview: A Vampiric Revamp, this is also supported by describing its effect as "mesmerizing any opposing monster".
- Invoked in the theater skit "Les Branleurs" (literally, "the wankers"; here with a figurative meaning like "the lazy coarse fools") from French comedic group Les Inconnus, three beaufs are discussing their sexual life, then decide to talk about something else. Cue an awkward silence, followed by this:
I rented the Bram Stoker's Dracula videotape yesterday evening, it was very good. Especially the scene where the vampire bangs the chick! Wow, just for this, I would like to become a vampire!
- Nitara from Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance.
- Lampshaded in Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. When you try to seduce the guy selling blood in the hospital, he says, "I don't do dead chicks."
- Serena of Vampire: The Masquerade – Redemption. In the modern day, have Lily feed from Christof, then select Christof and look at Lily in first person view.
- Vivi from Brain Dead 13.
- Raphael from SoulCalibur. How else did he get maid henchmen...?
- The Dark Master from Quest for Glory IV.
- Dracula in the Castlevania series has tons of sex appeal, whether he's drawn in his mid 20s or early 40s. Carmilla says as much in Castlevania: Judgment, and she's the Lesbian Vampire Trope Codifier! Interestingly, human incantations of either Dracula or Alucard share the same aspects. The few instances we see of Dracula as human or reincarnated as human doesn't seem to lack in sex appeal, Alucard as Genya had the description of being "very cold but inhumanly attractive", Soma is pretty easy on the eyes, and the previous mortal incarnation of Dracula, the supposed Mathias Conquist, was pretty bishonen by most standards.
- In The Tomb of Sammun-Mak, Nefertiti the mole girl finds Jurgen irresistible. Admittedly, even before he becomes a vampire, but even moreso after that. Jurgen lampshades this.
- Suikoden: Sierra is a Friendly Neighborhood Vampire who becomes attracted to one of the main characters, much to his bashful grief.
- Bloodrayne was featured in Playboy, if the games didn't provide enough of a hint.
- Darkstalkers: Demitri Maximoff resides in an elegant (albeit otherworldly) castle and has an outrageously huge harem of female servants to do his bidding. In the Night Warriors/Vampire Hunter OVA, he manages to eventually sway Morrigan with his charm.
- A variation in The Witcher. For the most part, vampires are generic monsters to kill, but there's one particularly intelligent vampire who is the madam of a high-class brothel. (And, like so many other women in the game, Geralt can sleep with her.) Subverted in that they're actually quite innocent (she and her fellow vampiresses are high vampires that don't need to drink blood, they just drink it because it provides an alcohol-like buzz), and are one of the most successful brothels in the city. This doesn't stop a group of knights from a monster-slaying order from storming the place to try and rescue another knight's sister, who had not only come there of her own accord, but also came to escape the marriage that her brother had arranged (with an old, ugly man that apparently has massive hemorrhoids and he's apparently been the scourge of her existence all her life).
- The Elder Scrolls generaly averts this, with vampires being monsters to be slain. However, in Skyrim expansion Dawnguard there is a race of "pureblood" vampires. They look much less ugly, and women wear seductive robes with cleveage (which is quite unusual in the setting) and especially Serana is HOT.
- Subverted by Miss. Addison Constance Loveworth in IronGate having been raised in a proper 19th century upper class New England family has left her with no interest in any such tawdry activity.
- Deconstructed by Susan in this El Goonish Shive strip.
"The real life equivalent would be a handsome man seducing you while you're drunk and stealing your wallet to buy a sandwich."
- Used in Sluggy Freelance:
Torg: Wow! When you become a vampire, men become broad shouldered and muscle-bound and women become tall and thin! You ever think of selling this on QVC?
Lysinda: Foolish mortal ... Do you really think humanity would give up its immortal soul forever just to look good? Beat Sylvia...
Sylvia: "Infomercials next quarter," check.
- Being the Secret Keeper of the Vampire Cheerleaders has its advantages.
- An in-universe example; Kanaya's introduction mentions that she likes reading romance novels about 'rainbow drinkers' (the troll equivalent of vampires). She eventually turns into one, cheating death and becoming even more badass in the process. Her dancestor, Porrim, is much the same way.
- Vriska also believes this; before Kanaya became a rainbow drinker, her relationship with Kanaya was platonic and slightly antagonistic. Afterwards, though, she got a crush on her.
- This is one of the most popular subjects in the Nonhuman section of Literotica, rivaled only by werewolves.
- Obligatory Cracked example: "Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires."
- Twilight Sparkle attempts to invoke this in the Friendship is Witchcraft episode "Lunar Slander":
Princess "Luna" Molestia: I do not see how these scary teeth will make me more sexy.
Twilight: Because... vampire!
- Carmilla the Series plays with this. Carm is certainly drop-dead gorgeous and Laura thinks she uses it to seduce her victims, but the vampire and sexy parts are unrelated; much to Laura's surprise Carmilla is genuinely interested in her, and not as a meal.
- Season 2 adds Sophia Walker as Matska "Mattie" Belmonde, Carmilla's elegant, urbane, sophisticated older sister.