10 YEARS
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see you, space cowboy.
First, glad you like LISA, but that's a reference to The Room
Get a feeling so complicated is a reference to the Duwang scans of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable.
Love Potion #9 is a reference to the song of the same name.
Also, Pining for the Fjords is a reference to the Monty Python dead bird bit.
edited 26th Apr '17 5:43:34 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Cast away is most likely a reference to the movie of the same name.
I'd jump in front of a train for ya is a reference to "Grenade" by Bruno Mars.
And Holding out for a hero is a reference to the Bonnie Tyler song of the same name.
edited 26th Apr '17 5:47:00 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Thanks for helping me out with that part. You've even been credited for it!
see you, space cowboy.
It's also worth noting that "It's not I like you or anything" isn't a reference to anything in particular, but rather a reference to the Tsundere trope as a whole.
"Hoping Senpai notices me," in turn, is a reference to most -dere tropes (Yandere, Tsundere, Kuudere, etc)
edited 26th Apr '17 5:52:29 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Have to correct one, though. "GAR for Archer" is actually from the Nasuverse (specifically Fate) being a meme (or something similar, from what I've seen)
edited 26th Apr '17 5:57:02 PM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
dork: silent assassin
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Correct. It's a pretty old meme.
"I love this Doctor!" is a line from Team Fortress 2.
Pretty sure Hugging my Pillow refers to dakimakura/body pillows.
700 wives and 300 concubines is a quote from The Bible, I believe. It references Solomon and his enormous wealth.
Get out of here, STALKER is from, well, S.T.A.L.K.E.R..
About the second one, isn't it a reference to Sempai/Kouhai?
edited 26th Apr '17 5:59:05 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingAdditionally, "Staying up all night to get lucky" is a reference to Daft Punk, from their song of the (kinda) same name, "Get Lucky".
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
see you, space cowboy.
Getting more specific, it definitely could be that.
... and it probably is that.
However, Sempai/Kōhai isn't specifically romantic, if we wanna get super technical.
edited 26th Apr '17 6:02:23 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Barbecuing... could that be a reference to Sweet Brown?
Betrayed by Delilah is definitely a reference to the biblical story of Samson and Delilah.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
The Best Worst Psychonaut
The CONCEPT OF WUV that CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US is a quote from Futurama, in reference to some Valentine's-themed candy given to L'RRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
Come to think of it, sounds like a good idea for a remix of this song. :V
edited 26th Apr '17 6:07:01 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Everything's gonna happy!
I got missed by the OP. Are my two surnanames that rare?
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Blitzy....
Seeking a boyfriend-free girl is a reference to the abomination known as Sonichu, or more accurately, the infamous author.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Holy crap where'd y'all come from?
Not that I'm complaining, but you guys are coming in quick.
Former Human
We finish each others sandwiches is a reference to Frozen
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
The Flame's Salvation
dork: silent assassin
Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun is a line from the infamous Doom comic.
Maxing my Social Links is a reference to the Social Link mechanic in Persona 3, 4, and 5
RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1 seems to be an example of programmer humor.
It's Not My Fault I'm Not Popular! is a manga series.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing"I only want you gone" is a reference to the song "Want You Gone" from Portal 2.
"I won't say I'm in love" is based on the song of the same name from Hercules.
"Noddin' my head like yeah" is from Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA".
edited 26th Apr '17 6:39:17 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
- Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary: Complex number in mathematics (basically, it's a number with a real and imaginary (i) unit, e.g. 3 + 2i)
- Hooked on a feeling: A song originally performed by B.J. Thomas, and popularized by Blue Swede. Recently brought on again to the mainstream media by Guardians of the Galaxy
- I know: possibly to The Empire Strikes Back (Han said it to Leia before he was frozen)
- In Lesbians with you: a reference to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
- Less than three: <3
- Maxing my social links: a reference to the Persona games (particularly 3 and 4)
- Only knew I loved her when I let her go: "Let Her Go" by Passenger
- Singularity: The center of a black hole; the status itself could just mean being single.
Professional Professionalist
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me: A lyric from Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
I-It's not like I like you, or anything!: A stereotypical Tsundere quote
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."Dating Catwoman: You're so close. It's specifically named after the trope Dating Catwoman, but Catwoman is the trope namer.
Numbering my troper crushes is a reference to the "Number your Troper Crushes" thread in Yack Fest.
Californicating: The song "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Also, is there any way we can add relationship statuses of our own? I've been wanting to add several that I thought of 
"Anime is my true love": Somewhat referencing mainstream anime fan and/or otaku culture, I think.
"Charming Titania with a donkey face": A reference to A Midsummer Nights Dream, if I'm correct.
edited 26th Apr '17 7:49:52 PM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Tell me something happy
Can't buy me love: A Beatles song.
How YOU doin'?: Joey's catchphrase from Friends
I wanna know about these strangers like me: A lyric from a song from Tarzan.
I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love: The last lyric of "Burnin' Love" by Elvis Presley.
In Spades with myself: A reference to Kismesissitude (hate romance) from Homestuck.
edited 26th Apr '17 7:55:34 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
(WARNING: Enormous post ahead!)
As I'm sure most of you are familiar with, the relationship status thingy is overflowing with references, and I wanna make sure that we can pin at least most of them down. Wanna help?
(NOTE: I am fully aware that not all of these are references. If a status isn't a reference, let me know in a concise reply. Also, since I've only just started this as of this writing [April 26, 2017, 5:58 PM Central time], expect increasingly-small amounts of blank space.)
700 wives and 300 concubines: A Bible quotation, referencing King Solomon and his enormous wealth. (Armored Fury)
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A cockroach, nothing can kill it.:
A teenager in love: TropesForever says it's from the 1950s song "Teenager In Love" by Dion DiMucci. It was used in the Connie Stevens episode of The Muppet Show.
Above such petty unnecessities:
Abstaining: Abstinence is pretty much choosing to not have sex.
All is for my lord:
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson: The similarly-named Simon & Garfunkel song. (Mr. Lavisher Moot)
And they all lived happily ever after <3:
Anime is my true love: Mainstream anime/otaku culture. (Actual Beatrice)
Armed with the Power of Love: The Power of Love trope. Get used to seeing tropes as references, by the way.
Awaiting my mail-order bride:
Baby don't hurt me!: "What Is Love" by Haddaway.
Barbecuing: DrNoPuma says it's probably Sweet Brown (aka the "Ain't Nobody Got Time for That
Betrayed by Delilah: The biblical story of Samson and Delilah. (DrNoPuma)
Boffing Buffy:
Brewing the love potion: The Love Potion trope.
Brony: This one's indirectly from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (male fans of the show are usually called "bronies").
Browsing the selection:
Buried in snow, waiting for spring:
Californicating: The song "Californication". (anza_sb
Can't buy me love: "Can't Buy Me Love". (Burinnu)
Cast away: Probably the similarly-named film. (Noted by DrNoPuma)
Charming Titania with a donkey face: Presumably to A Midsummer Nights Dream. (Actual Beatrice)
Chocolate!: Possibly a reference to the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chocolate with Nuts".
Cigarettes and Valentines: An unreleased Green Day album. (Mr. Lavisher Moot)
Coming soon to theaters:
Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary: Complex number
Consider his love an honor:
Crazy Cat Lady: Both a reference to the Crazy Cat Lady trope and the similarly-named recurring character on The Simpsons.
Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness: Cpt. Jack Harkness is a character from the similarly-named Torchwood episode.
Dancing with myself: A Billy Idol song. And no, it doesn't involve masturbating, get your heads out of the gutter. (Black Mage Anolis)
Dating Catwoman: The Dating Catwoman trope. (DrNoPuma said I was very close in saying it was DC's Catwoman character.)
Dating the Doctor: The eponymous doctor from Doctor Who.
Desperate:
Don't hug me; I'm scared: The similarly-named YouTube series.
Drift compatible: The film Pacific Rim.
Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me:
Every rose has its thorn:
Faithful to 2D: The waifu meme about how one would prefer 2D characters over 3D (real) human beings. Then again, if I saw an anime girl walking down the street Roger Rabbit-style, I'd introduce myself to her as quickly as possible. (Troper No. 9001)
Falling within your bell curve:
Forming Voltron: Erm...Voltron.
GAR for Archer: A Nasuverse meme. (Noted by Actual Beatrice; initially thought it was something involving Archer)
Gay for Big Boss: The character Big Boss from Metal Gear.
Get out of here, STALKER: ...erm, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Armored Fury)
Getting away with murder: How to Get Away with Murder. (Troper No. 9001)
Giving love a bad name: The song "Giving Love a Bad Name". (Burinnu)
Gone fishin': ...for possible mates.
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you: A lyric from "Africa". (Burinnu)
Halfway to Pon Farr: A part of the Vulcans' reproductive cycle.
Having tea with Cthulhu: H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu character as well as the trope Did You Just Have Tea With Cthulhu.
He makes me feel like I have a heart:
Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun: A line from the infamous Doom comics. (Armored Fury)
Heisenberg unreliable: Possibly a reference to Breaking Bad.
Hello, I love you: The song "Hello, I Love You". (Mr. Lavisher Moot)
Hiding: The YMMV trope He's Just Hiding.
Holding out for a hero: The song by Bonnie Tyler. (Provided by DrNoPuma)
Hooked on a feeling: A song originally performed by B.J. Thomas, and popularized by Blue Swede. Recently brought on again to the mainstream media by Guardians of the Galaxy. (anza_sb
Hoping Senpai notices me: -dere tropes (Yandere, Tsundere, Kuudere, etc.). (Provided by Bacon Zorp)
Hounds of love are hunting: The song "Hounds of Love" by Kate Bush.
How YOU doin'?: Joey's catchphrase. (Burinnu)
Hugging my pillow: Dakimakura/body pillows. (Armored Fury)
I <3 love!:
I don't mind getting locked in this eternal maze!: A line from Dream Chronicles 2: The Eternal Maze.
I get a feeling so complicated...: The legendarily awful Duwang translation of Diamond is Unbreakable. (Troper No. 9001)
I know: Possibly The Empire Strikes Back (Han said it to Leia before he was frozen). (anza_sb
I like big bots and I can not lie: Partially to Sir Mix-A-Lot, partially...um...probably something else, so for now we'll assume it's just him.
I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!: A line from Team Fortress 2. (Armored Fury)
I made a point to burn all of the photographs: The song "Whatsername".
I only want you gone: The song "Want You Gone" from Portal 2. (DrNoPuma)
I wanna know about these strangers like me: A lyric from a song in Tarzan. (Burinnu)
I want you to want me: The song "I Want You to Want Me". (Halberdier17)
I won't say I'm in love: The song from Hercules. (DrNoPuma)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya!: The song "Grenade". (Suggested by DrNoPuma)
I'd need a PowerPoint presentation:
I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz: "Quartz" by Marillion.
I'm in love with my car: The song "I'm In Love With My Car". (Burinnu)
I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love: The last lyric of "Burnin' Love". (Burinnu)
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me: A lyric to "Bohemian Rhapsody". (arimothereindeer)
I'm just high on the world: A line of "Tunnel of Love".
I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss: "True Love's Kiss" from Enchanted and the True Love's Kiss trope in general. (Troper No. 9001)
I've got a total eclipse of the heart.: "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler.
I-It's not like I like you, or anything!: A stereotypical Tsundere quote. (arimothereindeer/Bacon Zorp)
If it's you, it's okay: If It's You, It's Okay. (Troper No. 9001)
If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you: The song "If The Government Could Read My Mind" by The Vandals.
If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it: "Single Ladies".
In another castle: The original Super Mario Bros. and the trope Your Princess Is in Another Castle!.
In bed with a green-skinned space babe: Green-Skinned Space Babe. (Troper No. 9001)
In denial:
In Lesbians with you: A reference to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. (anza_sb
In love with love:
In my bunk: I'll Be in My Bunk. (Troper No. 9001)
In season:
In Spades with myself: Kismesissitude (hate romance) from Homestuck. (Burinnu)
In the clutches of some Wild Love: The song "Wild Love".
In your bunk:
is commanded to— WANK!: An old Captain America comic, made famous by Superdickery. (Dauthium_Silencer
Is that a kind of food?: What Goku thought marriage was. (Burinnu)
It was just a setback:
It was only a kiss: A lyric from "Mr. Brightside". (Burinnu)
It's complicated: This is also a relationship status on Facebook.
It's not my fault I'm not popular!: A manga series. (Armored Fury)
It's so nice to be turned on again: A line from Star Crash, usually seen as an Accidental Innuendo. (Dauthium_Silencer
LA Woman, you're my woman: The song "L.A. Woman". (Burinnu)
Less than three: It spells "<3". (anza_sb
LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES: The Trickster mini-arc of Homestuck. If nothing else, we got this status out of it.
Longing for Dulcinea: A character from Don Quixote.
Longing for my OTP: One True Pairing. (Troper No. 9001)
Love blinded me (with science!): "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby.
Love is an open door: The musical number from Frozen.
Love is for the living, Sal: A line from Grim Fandango, Sal being the underworld's resident resistance leader that Manny seeks assistance from. (President Stalkeyes)Funny story...
Love potion #9: The song of the same name by the Clovers. (Suggested by Bacon Zorp)
Loves me...loves me not: We all know the game where you pick the petals off the stem. Pro strat: use a flower with an odd number of petals. (Ace Trainer Eli)
Lovey-Dovey:
Married to my murderer:
Married to the job: Married to the Job. (Troper No. 9001)
Maxing my social links: The Social Links mechanic in Persona 3, 4, and 5.
Mu: Not sure. The Other Wiki says it's the 12th letter in the Greek alphabet and is used as the "micro" prefix in measurements.
My elf kissing days are over: In Artemis Fowl, Holly Short makes this remark.
My own grandpa: The My Own Grampa trope.
My TiMER is ticking: ...The film TiMER.
N-timing: Two-Timer Date taken Up To Eleven. (Troper No. 9001)
Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone: Burt Reynolds's infamous 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold, which depicted him...naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone.
Noddin' my head like yeah: "Party in the USA". (DrNoPuma)
Non-Canon: "Canon" means all things official in a media, whether shown or from Word of God. The phrase here is referring to shipping, a non-canon ship. Basically, saying your relationship is non-canon means you have eyes for someone but aren't in a relationship. (arimothereindeer)
Norwegian Wood: Either Norwegian Wood or "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)".
Not caught up in your love affair: Likely to be "Royals". (Ace Trainer Eli)
Not war: Make love. (Troper No. 9001)
Numbering my troper crushes: The Number your Troper Crushes
On the fine, fine line: The song "There's A Fine, Fine Line
On the prowl:
On the Titanic: Possibly Titanic (1997).
One Is The Loneliest Number: The song "One", made famous by Three Dog Nights. (Dauthium_Silencer
One True Dodecahedron: The Love Dodecahedron trope.
Only knew I loved her when I let her go: "Let Her Go" by Passenger. (Troper No. 9001)
Owner of a lonely heart: The song "Owner of a Lonely Heart". (Burinnu)
P.S. I love you: Could be the often-covered 1934 song
Pining for the fjords: The parrot sketch
Playing Cupid:
Puppy love: Puppy Love. (Troper No. 9001)
Reincarnated romance: The Reincarnation Romance trope.
RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1: Programmer humor. (Armored Fury)
Remembering what Mama said: The song "Remember What Mama Said" by Dr. Fairest Hill.
Robosexual: This can apply to any (hopefully) fictional robot with a large enough following; Bender, Mettaton, etc.
Seeking boyfriend-free girl: Sonichu, or more specifically, its very...to say the least, bizarre author. (Suggested by Cyber Controller)
Sharing a spaghetti noodle: Lady And The Tramp and the Spaghetti Kiss trope as a whole.
She's holding a very large knife:
Shipping fictional characters: Shipping and its tropes. (Troper No. 9001)
Showing feelings of an almost human nature: A lyric of "The Trial". (Halberdier17)
Singularity: "The center of a black hole; the status itself could just mean single." (anza_sb
Sinking with my ship: The Ship Sinking trope. (Should I even list tropes as references?)
Snogging Lavender Brown: "Snogging" is the British English word for kissing, and it's a reference to when Ron Weasley was dating Lavender Brown. (Troper No. 9001)
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!: Squee (Troper No. 9001)
Star-crossed: Romeo and Juliet.
Staying up all night to get lucky: "Get Lucky". (Actual Beatrice)
The new Mrs. Reynolds: Mrs. Reynolds is the Title Character of a Firefly episode. (Dauthium_Silencer
The Skitty to my Wailord: Pokémon (specifically, gen 3) and obviously Hot Skitty-on-Wailord Action.
The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice: Homestuck again, this time with Porrim.
They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.: A line from Welcome to Night Vale.
They grew on me like a tumor...: The song "Grew on Me".
THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!: A quote from Futurama, regarding Valentine's-themed candy given to L'RRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. (President Stalkeyes)
Tongue-tied: Either a general phrase or a Red Dwarf reference. (Mr. Lavisher Moot)
Too sexy for my shirt: A lyric from "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. (Burinnu)
Tsundere'ing: The Tsundere trope as a whole. (Bacon Zorp again)
TV Tropes ruined my love life: TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life. Hey, sometimes the best answer is the easiest one.
Tweaking my holographic boyfriend:
Two-timing: Two-Timer Date. (Troper No. 9001)
Waiting for Prince Charming: Prince Charming. (Troper No. 9001).
Waiting for you *wink*:
Wanna dance with somebody: The song "I Wanna Dance With Somebody". (Ace Trainer Eli)
watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ: Go ahead. Go to Youtube and put that in the URL. I dare ya.
We finish each other's sandwiches: Frozen again. (Chianticat10)
What is this thing you call love: The What Is This Thing You Call "Love"? trope. (Ace Trainer Eli)
What's love got to do with it?: The song "What's Love Got to Do With It?". (Dauthium_Silencer
Who needs love when you have waffles?:
Wishfully thinking:
Wishing you were here:
With my statistically significant other: This
Writing a love letter:
Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free: Elsa's line in "For The First Time in Forever (Reprise)". (Troper No. 9001)
You can be my wingman any time: A line from Top Gun. (Ace Trainer Eli)
You cannot grasp the true form: You Cannot Grasp the True Form and the trope namer EarthBound.
You're a beautiful woman, probably: A line from the Doctor Who episode "City of Death". (Dauthium_Silencer
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA: The Room. (Pointed out to me by Bacon Zorp, originally thought it was a LISA reference)
[TOP SECRET]: OK, I think we can all agree that this isn't a reference.
edited 1st May '17 7:31:10 PM by Mineboot45