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A character's cellphone goes off at an inconvenient moment, and the song they use for their ringtone is something they'd be embarrassed by. The Jerk Jock might have the Theme Song from some incredibly geeky television series as his ringtone. The Wicked Cultured villain's ringtone may be a crappy auto-tuned pop song. The Heteronormative Crusader's ringtone may be a song about having Intercourse with You with someone of the same sex. The ringtone of Colonel Badass may be something uncomfortably cute and cheery. The Evil Luddite will be embarrassed to have a ringtone at all. Or one could always just go with a ringtone that anyone would be embarrassed by.
If the character is attempting to be mysterious or intimidating at the time, or attempting to win the trust/approval/respect of someone who finds the song's content objectionable, this is doubly likely to happen. Expect them to answer the phone as quickly as possible just to end the song, and be very grumpy towards the caller.
It isn't always the character's actual phone, but may instead be a phone belonging to someone else that they're holding onto for some reason. At times it may be a ringtone that wouldn't usually be embarrassing, but the situation makes it inappropriate. See Funny Answering Machine, Funny Phone Misunderstanding, Mistaken for Prank Call, Prank Call, and The Operators Must Be Crazy for more phone gags.
- A beer commercial featured a guy trying to prove to his ex-girlfriend that he's matured enough to hook back up with her ... until his cellphone rings, with "Baby Got Back" as the ringtone. Oops.
- In a T-Mobile myFaves commercial, a guy is asking his friend why his girlfriend is in his "Five" on his phone. His friend tells him he's being paranoid until his phone starts ringing "Secret Lovers" by Atlantic Starr which indicates the guy's girlfriend calling. He promptly takes back his phone.
- Used in Tentai Senshi Sunred. Evil Old Folks Vamp gets this twofold: He picks a dated One-Hit Wonder sung by a Boy Band for his ringtone, making his combat goons point out this makes him look like he's desperately trying (and failing) to be 'modern'. Later, he ends up stuck in Sunred's closet while hiding from Sunred's jerkass colleagues and the cellphone goes off, almost spoiling the hiding place (and making Sunred's colleagues mock what they think is his ringtone).
- My Hero Academia:
- All Might's ringtone turns out to be a recording of himself saying "A phone call is here!" (a play on his Catchphrase "I am here!"). His fellow teacher and pro hero Midnight thinks to herself how lame it is. Similarly, his computer is set up with an email alert that's a recording of him saying "An email is here!"
- Twice's ringtone is just a fart noise on loop.
- One of Deadpool's attempts at a stealthy assassination is spoiled by his agent calling him. His ringtone is "YMCA".
- Weapons of Mass Diplomacy. Arthur's ringtone is a Metallica song. Not the best way to be taken seriously when it rings in the middle of a diplomatic summit.
- In My Cage Norm's secretary Ashley once changed his ringtone to "Barbie Girl". Another time it was shown that Rex's ringtone for his Alpha Bitch girlfriend was "Taps".
- One Nemi strip showed a LARP gathering, which was interrupted by a ringing cellphone. Last panel has the guilty party telling that, worst of all, the ringtone was a Britney Spears song.
- FoxTrot: One strip had Jason swapping out the ringtone on Peter's phone for "I'm a Loser".
- One Garfield strip had Garfield swapping out Jon's ringtone for one that sang "I'm a dork, I'm a dork, I'm a dork dork dork..."
- Protect Me:
Harry was considering what to say that wouldn't get him Stunned when his mobile phone rang, and he instantly regretted selecting a Taylor Swift song as his ringtone.
- Megamind: When Megamind and Minion were suiting up to create a new superhero to replace Metro Man, the cell phone Megamind had stolen earlier went off, ruining the villainous pose scene.
- In Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Flint Lockwood's ringtone is a rap of "Flint, you have a call / Flint, you have a call," though he insists someone must have changed his ringtone.
- In The Astronaut Farmer one of the two government agents who are trying to prevent the titular farmer from building his rocket and going into space has The Imperial March as his ringtone, as part of their gradual descent over the course of the film from genuinely intimidating antagonists to Those Two Guys.
- In Confessions of a Shopaholic, Becky's ringtone for her banker says "Don't answer this call; it's Derek Smeath." It goes off while Mr. Smeath is in the vicinity.
- In Easy A, Olive's grandmother sends her a greeting card that plays the song "Pocketful of Sunshine." Olive hates the song initially, then begins to like it, eventually enough to make it her ringtone. When Olive's phone rings later in the film, other people have the same (bad) reaction to hearing the song for the first time.
- In Even Lambs Have Teeth, Sloan changes Katie's ringtone to an orgasmic giggle, much to Katie's embarrassment. Later, Jason attempts to call Katie and hears that ringtone go off in the sheriff's office, meaning that Sheriff Andrews was lying about not having seen her.
- In Inside Man, the thieves taking hostages in the bank demand that everyone turn over any cell phones. One executive (read rich white guy) claims he left his phone at home, but the thieves grab the phone of one of the guy's coworkers and dial his number. It rings and loudly plays Kanye West's "Gold Digger". Surprisingly enough for a few seconds the thieves seem like they're going to let the whole thing slide, perhaps out of sheer amusement at the incongruity of the ring tone... then the leader of the group drags the guy off into another room and beats the crap out of him.
- This happens repeatedly to the titular character in Paul Blart: Mall Cop, but only because his phone was lent to him by a teenager.
- Secrets In The Hot Spring: Qie Xiaogin's ringtone is a bouncing ball. It comes off as this at the start of the movie when it starts ringing in class.
- In She's the Man, Olivia has Aqua's "Barbie Girl" for her ringtone. This causes some problems when she's impersonating her brother Sebastian and she forgets to change it.
- White House Down: The ring tone on the cell phone of The Mole, who assisted those who took over the White House by becoming Acting President, so he could send them the access codes to launch nuclear missiles to the Middle East, is the main theme of "The Dating Game" (Herb Alpert's "Spanish Flea"). This creates Mood Whiplash during the denouement, where he's exposed to the President of the United States by redialing the terrorist Big Bad's cell phone.
- In The Last Witch Hunter, Chloe has a cat sound ringtone for Miranda's calls which everyone in the room finds awkward.
- In Happy Death Day, the protagonist discovers that for her birthday, her roommate changed her ringtone to an annoying voice saying "It's my birthday! And I won't pick up the phone!"
- In the sequel, a guy's ringtone for his girlfriend calling being James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" earns some judging eyes. ("It was her choice!")
- In I Don't Know How She Does It Kate Reddy's cell phone ringtone plays "Farmer in the Dell", she later explains that she took her son's toy phone by accident.
- In Ant-Man and the Wasp, Bill Foster has Scott, Hope, and Hank Pym tied up while he explains his plan to draw energy from the quantum realm to stabilize Ava's dimensional phasing before she phases out of existence altogether. Bill tries, unsuccessfully, to continue his ever-so-important speech despite getting interrupted several times by a ludicrous quacking duck ringtone as Scott's daughter Cassie tries to call him.
- In Ted, John is looking for his phone and uses Lori's phone to call it, allowing them to hear his ringtone, which plays The Imperial March.
Lori: Is that my ringtone? What is it? Cause it sounds negative.
John: No. I-it's from The Notebook.
- In Return to Planet Tad, this is forced on the main character, Tad, by his parents, who after they receive a Shockingly Expensive Bill of $127.40 for his heavy use of text messaging, require that he use the phone for nothing but calling them and that his ringtone is "I'm a Little Teapot."
- In End of Watch, Holly installs a very annoying text message alert on Hodges' phone. At least twice, bit characters who are basically strangers to him offer to help him change it. It ends up saving him from being subjected to Grand Theft Me by the villain.
- In Episode 3 of Will You Marry Me And My Family, Jiang Dayan ends up with a Potty Emergency while waiting for a man to show up at a café. It does not help that the café owner's ringtone is musical whistling (which was constantly ringing, by the way).
- An early episode of Burn Notice features Michael using a ring tone on his phone as an alarm for when someone sets off a motion sensor he sets up at a safe house for the clients of the week. It's from some flash in the pan girl group.
Teen girl: Nice ring tone.
Michael: It came with the phone.
- In a Psych opener for "Nip and Suck It", Henry's birdwatching with his friends. They're pointing out a particularly rare fowl when it's scared off by Henry's phone.
Ringtone: I'm Mr. Booty Man! I'm Mr. Booty Man!
- In Hannah Montana, season 2 episode 27, "The Test of My Love", when Miley is dating a rich boy and she meets his parents, his parents act rude to her because she's from Tennessee and they see her as a bumpkin. When Miley tries to prove she's sophisticated, her ringtone goes off playing country music which she set to because she felt homesick.
- Subverted in House who has a string of seemingly embarrassing ringtones that he uses completely shamelessly. In fact, he appears to have chosen them deliberately to embarrass and mock his team. Calls from chronic adulterer Taub set off "Escape" (The Pina Colada Song).
- Invoked offscreen in the Frasier episode "Taking Liberties". Niles' wife Mel, as part of a domestic conflict, sets his ringtone to "La Cucaracha" before they go to a society funeral and refuses to let him answer when it rings. Upon learning this Frasier apologises for calling Niles twice during the funeral.
- On an episode of Judge Judy, a plaintiff's phone went off in the middle of Judge Judy's ruling. The ringtone was a mooing cow. Her Honor mocked him for it while she was chewing him out for not turning it off.
- An episode of The Newsroom sets Jim up on a date with Maggie's girlfriend, which introduces her ringtone as a Chekhov's Gun. Apparently, she's a fan of Rod Stewart.
- On Scrubs, while being told that one of his patients has died and that a Morbidity and Mortality conference will be held to figure out who's responsible Turk's phone starts playing the first few bars of Beethoven's 5th symphony. He immediately remarks that he needs to change it.
JD: You have got to change that ringtone.
Turk: Ya think? [answers phone] Mom, not now.
- In "A Scandal in Belgravia", Irene Adler replaces Sherlock's ringtone with the sound of her orgasmic groaning.
- Moriarty's "Staying Alive" ringtone also qualifies. It's hard to be menacing with The Bee Gees providing a bouncy little riff.
- In one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Worf's son Alexander joins his father aboard the Enterprise. Everybody was trying to reach Worf about his son through his communicator. Unfortunately, he was with Captain Picard who was explaining to him some assignment. It looked like the communicators couldn't be turned off, and both Picard and Worf got really annoyed.
- In the Supernatural episode, "The Real Ghostbusters", evil spirit children trapped Sam and Dean along with many patrons at a hotel convention. To get the spirits to free everyone, Sam and Dean recruited an actress to play the ghost of the stern, turn-of-the-century schoolmistress (who Sam and Dean mistakenly banished earlier) to scare the ghost boys into releasing the hold on the hotel. Everything was going well until the actress' cell phone rang with a jaunty hip-hop tune. Cue her Oh, Crap! moment as the evil spirit children smiled menacingly, realizing she wasn't the schoolmistress and they had no reason to be scared.
- Oddly averted on the Israeli sitcom Traffic Light: Khefer's ringtone is that of a woman moaning aloud in the throes of passion, but he is never embarrassed about it. Although he does change it to Samantha Fox's "Touch Me", so a moment like this might've taken place offscreen...
- In Day Break (2006), Chad has an embarrassing ringtone on his phone and Rita calls him out on it when they drive in his car.
- Daniel Warmolt from Better Call Saul has "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" as his ringtone.
- The Jeff Dunham Show ran plugs for ringtones recorded by his characters, which always ended with Jeff getting a call playing the ringtone that had just been advertised while in a public place.
- Person of Interest. In "Guilty" the Machine arranges for Finch to be selected for juror duty. When it looks like Finch won't be chosen, the Machine sets off the cellphone of an already selected juror, causing it to play MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This". The juror is sent off protesting that it isn't even his ringtone, and Finch is put in his place.
- Death in Paradise: In "Flames of Love", Humphrey somehow accidentally changes his email notification sound to a whip crack accompanied by a "Ye-haw!", and cannot work out how to change it back. It goes off at several inopportune times during the episode.
- Two and a Half Men: When Jake stays out too long with a girl, her Boyfriend-Blocking Dad shows up at Charlie's house. Jake left his cell phone behind, so when Charlie tries to call him, it starts playing a misogynistic rap tune on the coffee table.
Ringtone: Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up! Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up!
Charlie: Oh, that is unfortunate on so many levels.
- Was the basis of a punishment for Sal in Impractical Jokers. He had to endure multiple calls from the other Jokers during a book reading and even read a passage from "his" book while the phone rang.
Ringtone: Whose phone is ringing? Mine! Mine! Mine!
- "Weird Al" Yankovic's song "Ringtone" is about this:
Why did I buy the stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now
what I was thinking at all!
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call!
When everybody (everybody)
everybody in the world really hates my ringtone!
- In the Flash series Cactuar and Tonberry by Crazy Boris, Cactuar (actually a criminal identical to Cactuar) busts into a heavily guarded vault to steal the last bottle of A1 steak sauce. As he sneaks past some guards, his cell phone inconveniently rings, playing a minimalistic, beeping version of "Barbie Girl".
- Grrl Power: Sidney is quite embarrassed when her cell phone starts playing the My Little Pony theme song just as she's talking with Maxima.
- Later on Sidney accidentally dials Maxima's phone while in earshot and discovers that her caller-specific ringtone is set to They're Coming To Take Me Away. The unit commander is understandably sheepish at the raw recruit's glare.
- One "learn from my fail" entry in Fail Blog mentioned an "Another One Bites the Dust" ringtone going off during a funeral.
- There is an exchange on bash.org that involves a girl speaking to the storyteller while they're in high school. The girl says she always thought of him as a nerdy type, but the guy says he really isn't a nerd at all. Immediately after saying this, his cell phone plays the Final Fantasy VII victory ringtone.
- Alex from S&D Tier has their best friend Morgan's ringtone set to "Jenny" by Studio Killers. The chorus to that song goes, "I wanna ruin our friendship; we should be lovers instead. I don't know how to say this, 'cause you're really my dearest friend," which completely gives away Alex's true feelings. They're thoroughly embarrassed when Morgan's douchey brother Chad hears it.
- A minor Running Gag on The Spectacular Spider-Man was Peter's cell phone going off at inconvenient times. One memorable instance had it go off in the middle of Spider-Man's fight with Electro... to the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider. It was Peter's designated "Aunt May Alert".
- In Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Marco has his ringtone set to Parry Gripp's "Space Unicorn", which is a real song. "It's supposed to be ironic."
- In Gravity Falls, when Robbie insists that he is over his ex Wendy, his cellphone plays a track sung by him, about "never getting over Wendy." After smashing said phone, he says that it was about a different Wendy.
- Archer subverts it because of course Archer isn't embarrassed by "Mulatto Butts", a song about mixed-race buttocks. Not even in front of his mixed-race ex-girlfriend. At least one guard also has the same ringtone and also isn't embarrassed about it.
- In Codename: Kids Next Door in "Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G.", while being held captive, Numbuh Five's 2x4 Phone goes off while playing the Rainbow Monkey Theme, much to her embarrassment..
Numbuh Three: Rainbow Monkey ringtone! That's so...Numbuh Four: Laaame.Numbuh Five: Shut up.
- Hilariously, this happened at UFC fighter Anderson Silva's NSAC hearing over his failed drug test, with one of the panel's ringtone being Salt-N-Pepa's Let's Talk About Sex. note
- During a briefing with late White House press secretary Tony Snow ABC reporter Martha Radditz's phone ringtone plays Chamillionaire's "Ridin'", to which Snow doles out this gem:
Tony Snow: Play that funky music, white girl!