"Bring on the MILFs and DILFs, as they struggle to survive in an incredibly hostile world inspired by the works of H.R. Giger and Natsumetalsonic...the Vorealiens are all over this place and one has a feeling that whoever is controlling this Arena isn’t following by the usual rules. Prepare for a terrifying venture into the unknown..."
The 16th episode, written in May of 2022. The teams are as follows...
-Team 1 (Baskerra Hellmane): Queen Chrysalis, Tila Sunrise, Kanga, and Poseidon Rex (Poseidon Rex (2013 film)).
-Team 2 (Sissy Gracy): Mamato Oosuki, Vanilla the Rabbit, Peg Pete, and Jenna.
-Team 3 (Alec Bluu): Cattleya, Masane Amaha, Rinko Iori, and Milia Jenius.
-Team 4 (Ebirah Mariana): Erica the Breeder (Pokémon OC), Beau the Dragon, Mister Jeremy, and Oak the Hung Bear (OCs).
-Team 5 (Big Boon): Omni-Man, Shirou Ogami, Chi-Chi, and Nicole Watterson.
-Team 6 (Gordon Schtier): Lord Elrond, Anakin Skywalker, Bryan Mills, and The Lone Survivor.
-Team 7 (Ruby the dragon): Toriel, Light Fury, Stella, and Lucia.
-Team 8 (Nightstalker69): Yasuko Takasu, Mari Katsuragi, Lisa Lisa, and Izumi Curtis.
-Team 9 (Theodore Esbin): Evangelyne, Perfect Cell, Hinata Hyuga, and Jack Fenton.
-Team 10 (A Fan): Rita Loud, Princess Celestia, Eclipsa Butterfly, and Stolas.
-Team 11 (Ted Orson): Helen Parr, Nani Pelanki, Scott Lang, and Kiryu Kazuma.
-Team 12 (Eboness the Eternal): Terry (SlashySmiley OC), Laverne (Sssonic2 OC), Mabel (Cherrikissu OC), and Poppy (Justkindofhere OC).
- Accidental Murder: When Eclipsa tries to block out the noise coming from Jack Fenton's music on the second night, it redirects the soundwaves right to where Masane and Helen Parr are standing, causing the location they were standing on to blow up.
- A God Am I: David 8 believes that he can become a new God by spreading his creations, the Vorealiens, across the galaxy.
- An Arm and a Leg: In the final chapter after Perfect Cell shoves an arm into Shirou's chest, Shirou rips that arm right off Cell. But because of Cell's regenerative abilities, it doesn't amount to anything.
- Animorphism: On the first night Jack Fenton gets bitten by a Basky Bug and transforms into a MONKE.
- Apocalypse How: As Perfect Cell explains to Celestia, he plans on going planet to planet, maybe having some fun before blowing them up, potentially leading to a X4 or X5 event.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: When introducing Shirou Ogami, he's described as the protector of Anima City, a detective, and a Rick Astley enthusiast based on what he wears.
- Assurance Backfire: When Jack Fenton accidentally causes his team's chopper to go into freefall, he tries to reassure them by saying they only have a 70% chance of dying horribly in the crash, with the remaining percentage dictating they'll probably come out with half of their skeletal structures changed. Evangelyne doesn't find that to be very reassuring.
- Attack the Tail: During Chi-Chi's fight with Lucia on the first day, she stomps on Lucia's tail, causing the demon's eyes to widen comically.
- Attempted Rape: On the third night, Stella traps Shirou by chaining him to the ground with shackles and gets very close to raping him. Fortunately he's able to break out of the shackles and sends Stella flying.
- Avenging the Villain: Chrysalis last words before exploding is for Celestia to avenge her and the others and unleash her powers onto the villains.
- Back from the Dead: Celestia considers using her wish to revive Twilight Sparkle, but decides against it due to fears about altering the past and believing that Baskerra will find a way to twist the wording.
- Back-to-Back Badasses: Hinata and Nicole end up doing this while fighting off a horde of Vorealiens on the third day.
- Badass Boast: Played for comedy during the scene of Peg Pete attempting to seduce Perfect Cell, telling her not to ruin his catchphrase, stating he's the "Perfect Being that Kicks Perfect Ass, not 'has'."
- Be Careful What You Wish For: On the second day as Oak is watching Rita cook some meat, he wishes he could get a piece of her ass, which he gets by Rita suddenly flying into him ass first with enough force to push him into a wall, crushing his skull.
- On the third day Tila uses a mini-wish to get some canine cock, but when she gets it, she only gets the cock. It's also MASSIVE, and it traps her and Chi-Chi down.
- Big Damn Heroes: Several of the contestants are saved by another contestant just before they were about to become a victim of the Vorealiens in the Bloodbath.
- On the fourth day Tila saves Rinko from becoming a victim of a Ravager, but unfortunately gets killed in the process.
- Big "NO!": Just before the Queen Vorealien devours Toriel, she lets out a panicked "Oh, God...NO!"
- Big "SHUT UP!": After Izumi looks at what happened to Kiryu and Omni-Man after David 8's experiment failed, she says she's going to break out and show David 8 something, but he harshly tells her to "SHUT" before she can get her threat out.
- Big "WHAT?!": David 8's reaction to Celestia's Solar Beam heading straight for his ship.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: After the King Vorealien smashes Laverne’s legs with its tail, she tells it to Get It Over With, bemoaning that she's been a bit player throughout this and began thinking the author ran out of uses of her.
- Broke Your Arm Punching Out Cthulhu: While Celestia did manage to kill Cell and David 8, she got badly wounded in the process, with her injuries requiring months to completely heal from.
- The Bus Came Back: Jenna, Toriel, Perfect Cell, and Celestia all return from previous Arenas, with Queen Chrysalis returning from a previous side-story and Nicole Watterson after her appearance from the last chapter of the last Arena.
- Call-Back: Chrysalis begins the episode in a sour mood as she was taken just as she was about to have sex with Celestia in addition to a beast ravaged Equestria and lowering her on the pecking order.
- Nicole's goal in this episode is to want answers to her questions about what became of her husband from last episode.
- As Chrysalis explains how she doesn't rape those she captures, Celesia points out she was willing to manipulate Shining Armor.
- Canon Discontinuity: Eclipsa's introduction is immediately followed up with "(THAT AWFUL SERIES FINALE NEVER HAPPENED)".
- Clothing Damage: During the Bloodbath a Spitter's loogie hits Peg's shirt, causing it to burn. This pisses her off since according to her it cost her a whole hecking lot.
- As Lisa Lisa uses more and more hamon to fight the Vorealiens, her scarf gets progressively more and more ruined, with it completely destroyed in chapter 5.
- Celestia's robes get torn to tatters during her climactic fight with Perfect Cell.
- Collateral Damage: On the second day Erica was too close to Stolas' self-destruct spell and gets her head blown off.
- What David 8's death amounts to, as his ship just happened to get hit by Celestia's Solar Beam attack she used on Perfect Cell.
- Comfort Food: Eclipsa scarfs down some chocolate bars after the massacre she had witnessed in chapter 2.
- Death by Genre Savviness: Scott Lang immediately knows how bad things will go if his team sets one foot on the planet with the Xenomorph lookalikes and warns his team about them. Naturally it's his team that's the quickest to get wiped out first.
- Death Seeker: Following the disastrous date at Ozzie's, Stolas is in a depressive funk, even asking to become the first casualty of his team in the introductions. He eventually uses a self-destruct spell so he can go back home.
- Devoured by the Horde: In chapter 2, when Poseidon Rex gets paralyzed by the King Vorealien, it allows a horde of Vorealiens to tear it apart.
- Distracted by the Sexy: During the Bloodbath, Tila gets sidetracked looking at the members of Team 4, mainly because of them being completely naked.
- Don't Sneak Up on Me Like That!: As Rita is making a makeshift club, Yasuko asks Rita for directions behind her. And in her panic Rita accidentally slams her club onto Yasuko with enough force to send her flying back to her team.
- Dragon Ascendant: When David 8 leaves Xena to spread his creations across the multiverse, that's when Perfect Cell decides to betray David by blowing up the planet, making him the bigger and final threat Celestia has to face, with David's defeat being an afterthought more than anything.
- Dragon with an Agenda: While Perfect Cell teams up with David 8, they have completely opposite goals: David is obsessed with creation and believes that spreading his creations will make him a new God, Cell believes he's the end of all things and wants to destroy all the planets one by one.
- Dreadful Musician: The second night begins with Jack Fenton singing Don't Stop Believing to drive away the Vorealiens, with his singing sounding like this
. While it is successful, it has the side-effect of many of the other contestants being unfortunate enough to hear it as well. - Dropped a Bridge on Her: Nami is the only casualty of the Bloodbath and the first of many to get eaten by a Vorealien.
- Dying Declaration of Love: Just before unpinning the grenades and tossing it and himself into the Vorealien horde, Bryan's last words are "I love you, Kim.".
- Earth-Shattering Kaboom: To show that Perfect Cell doesn’t like it when someone tries to control him and show what he plans on doing to the galaxy at large, he destroys the planet Xena in the final chapter, killing every Vorealien except for the ones onboard David 8's ship.
- Eaten Alive: Many of the contestants here die this way from falling victim to the Vorealiens.
- Even Evil Has Standards: As Chrysalis admits, she doesn't rape those she captures, because the "love" she gets from that is very bad in both taste and for the body.
- Exact Words: In his introduction, a depressed Stolas asks to be the first casualty. Which he does get...as the first death of both chapter 3 and for his team.
- Explosive Breeder: Erica, whose interesting moveset gives her the ability to breed and make an egg with ANYTHING.
- Faint in Shock: Vanilla, having witnessed the Queen Vorealien eat Toriel and Terry, faints at the sight, making her easy prey for the Vorealien.
- Fantastic Racism: Elrond does not begin the episode with high hopes since his teammates are all mortal men.
- Flirtatious Smack on the Ass: While attempting to seduce Perfect Cell, Peg Pete compliments his butt, smacking it as she does so.
- Foreshadowing: Vanilla thinks her team is being sacrificed and that their chances don't look good, already dealing with life/death situations on Mobius. The state of Mobius is something that wouldn’t get more focus on until a later Arena.
- Four Is Death: Chapter 4 ends with 4 more contestants dead and two teams completely wiped out.
- Funbag Airbag: Milia's attempts to turn the chopper around in the introductions causes it to go into a tail-spin, with Masane and Rinko colliding into Cattleya’s breasts.
- Gag Penis: The giant dick Tila wished for, with it being so massive it pins her and Chi-Chi down to the ground. And Eclipsa makes a comment about how she's seen bigger, thinking of her husband.
- Game-Breaking Bug: In the last chapter, The Lone Survivor suffers a glitch in their VATS system that not only aim everywhere but their intended target, but also glitch through the floor.
- Ghost Planet: The setting for the episode, a planet that once had a civilization, but has since long been overrun by David 8's Vorealiens.
- Good Thing You Can Heal: For Cell, as during his final fight with Celestia, she destroys several of his limbs, but can grow them back almost instantaneously, making him much harder for Celestia to take down.
- Groin Attack: While attempting to fight off the King Vorealien, Poseidon Rex kicks it in the groin.
- On the second day when Nicole wonders if this planet is supposed to make her feel bad about her marriage, Jeremy offers to fix that...while exposing his dick out to her. Nicole kicks him hard in the groin in response.
- When Jeremy makes an advancement on Rita and Mari and Beau tries to burn them, Mari retaliates by wrapping her chain around Jeremy's genitalia.
- And in the final chapter when the King Vorealien attempts to eat Celestia with its dick, she fires a beam straight through it.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: The Tarkartan Vorealien's attack in chapter 2 has it swing its spear-tail across the wall with the trapped contestants on it. Most are able to avoid this attack by holding their guts in, Scott and Milia aren't as lucky and suffer this fate.
- Eclipsa gets bisected by the Tarkatan Vorealien in chapter 5.
- Hartman Hips: Scott whispers to himself describing Helen as "Mr. Fantastic with a nice set of hips" after she demonstrates her abilities in the introductions.
- "Hey, You!" Haymaker: When Mari catches a Spitter that was peeping on her team get distracted by the Light Fury killing another Spitter, she taps on its shoulder to gets its attention before wrapping a chain around its neck and slamming its mouth into a sharpened rock.
- History Repeats: Anakin getting overconfident in his abilities and makes a risky jump, only to lose his remaining organic limbs. And unlike in the film, Palpatine isn't here to save him.
- Hope Spot: As Terry is carried away by the Queen Vorealien, she bites the creature's tail, causing it to let go of her for a moment. But before she can escape, it picks her back up with its talons and eats her.
- I'm a Humanitarian: When Stella notices a plate of chicken wings on the floor, she devours it, ignoring that she’s committing cannibalism in doing so.
- Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: In the final chapter The Lone Survivor's VATS system suffers an error that causes them to hit anything BUT the target.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Chapter 2 ends with Laverne wishing she had more gin on her to forget about the Tarkatan Vorealien she almost got killed by.
- Interplay of Sex and Violence: The Vorealiens, who digest their victims in a sexual manner One notable case is when two Vorealiens eat Kanga in a way akin to a spit-roasting sex position.
- Interrupted Intimacy: Chrysalis begins the introductions in a sour mood since she was transported right as she was about to enjoy making love with Celestia.
- Instant Turn-Off: Twice in chapter 3, both times Jack Fenton being the cause of it. The first time is when a horny Evangeline finds Jack dry-humping an image of his wife made out of sand, shriveling up her libido. The second time is when The Lone Survivor can't have sex with Shirou due to the music Jack's playing ruining the mood.
- Killed Offscreen: David 8 managed to capture Kiryu and Omni-Man offscreen and attempted to use them as templates for his Vorealiens, only for it to go wrong and kill them.
- Peg Pete drowns in between the second night and third day while trying to avoid Jack's music by hiding in an aquatic cave.
- The Predalien, at some point in chapter 5, captured Jack Fenton and attempted to use him as a template, only to reject him and stomp on his hollowed-out body.
- The skeletons in the last chapter managed to kill The Lone Survivor, indicated by the bits and pieces of their armor on the skeletons.
- Lack of Empathy: Stella, watching Lisa Lisa and Mari get overwhelmed by the Vorealiens, just sips from her wine glass and believes they had it coming since they didn't have an income of at least 10 figures long.
- Limit Break: During the Bloodbath, several contestants are attempting to get the Smash Ball, with Eclipsa eventually getting it and causing jagged hardened crystals to emerge from the ground to kill many Vorealiens.
- Marshmallow Hell: In the Team Introductions, Tila puts Chrysalis into a bear hug, with Chrysalis' head in between Tila's breasts and Mamako does the same to Jenna.
- Mood Whiplash: The first scene after David 8 wipes out a chunk of the contestants with his Vorealiens is a comedic scene of Perfect Cell trying to reject a horny Peg Petes advances.
- My Significance Sense Is Tingling: After Stolas uses his self-destruct spell, Stella gets a sudden urge to laugh her ass off. She's not sure what came over her, but she assumes it was something important.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Cell does this twice in the last chapter: By destroying Xena it gets rid of a massive potential threat in the planet swarming with Vorealiens. And when Cell uses his Solar Kamehameha on Celestia, it knocks her into a nearby sun, which she uses its energy to power up and deliver a massive Solar Beam that wipes him, along with David 8 and his ship holding the remaining Vorealiens off the face of the universe.
- No Body Left Behind: Nothing remains of Perfect Cell and everything onboard David 8’s ship with they're hit by Celestia's Solar Beam.
- "No More Holding Back" Speech: Just before Celestia and Cell fight, Celestia tries to warn Cell against fighting her, going into a speech about how much she’s holding back. Cell at first opts to listen, thinking this could be fun. But when he remembers what happened the last time he underestimated an opponent, he tries to kill her then it there, only for her power to negate the attack.
- Celestia: "You don't want this. You don't want me to unleash all of my pent-up frustration. To show you WHY I prefer to be called 'Princess' rather than 'Queen'."
Perfect Cell: "Because of marketing?"
Celestia: "That's...partly the reason. But all my life...I've reminded myself that I live in a world of glass. That world is fragile. Easily destroyed. Every burst of passion I have, especially the negative ones, could destroy all that I know and love. The burden I've been given, that which involves power of the source of life itself...be thankful you don't have it."
Perfect Cell: "Wait a minute...this is all sounding familiar. Cool story, but..." shoots a Death Beam directly into her face, only for Celestia to get back up, her mane now glowing white-hot.
Celestia: "What we have here is the rarest opportunity...to see how powerful I really am."
- Offscreen Moment of Awesome: Stella managing to kill enough Vorealiens to sit atop a mound of them on the first day.
- Off with His Head!: The first victim of the Tarkartan Vorealien in chapter 2, Jenna, gets decapitated by it.
- Oh, Crap!: When Stella's lack of concentration accidentally destroys the shackles she was trapping Shirou with, she lets out a "Oh, shit."
- As Shirou is about to poke Stella's sudden ballooned up waist, she goes "Oh...FUCK." before popping.
- Pain to the Ass: On the first day Mari gets a letter turned into a paper airplane thrown by Vanilla go between her asscheeks.
- Pass the Popcorn: Eclipsa, not comfortable with committing monster genocide, sips some tea while watching everyone else fight the Queen Vorealien in the second chapter.
- The Power of Hate: How Chrysalis describes what happens when a Changeling unleashes all of their pent-up emotional energy into one burst, with all the rage and spite within her causing an explosion equivalent to a mini-thermonuclear nuke going off.
- Preasskicking One Liner: When Celestia is surrounded by a massive swarm of Vorealiens and talking them down is out of the question, Celestia says this as she prepares to fight them.
- Celestia: "It brings me shame that your creator only made you so that you could destroy. In another life...you all could have found yourselves without having to listen to his blasphemy. But for now...I know what I must do. You have flown too close to the sun!"
- Pre-Mortem One-Liner: When Shirou gets ambushed by a Ravager while fighting Perfect Cell, Cell decides to kill them with several Destructo-Discs, spouting this joke before throwing them:
- Perfect Cell: "Bon appetite. Have some pizzas to go along with it."
- Rape Is A Special Kindof Evil: As Chrysalis explains to Celestia at the end of chapter 3, the "love" she tastes from rape is the equivalent of dumping it in sewage. And getting love by sleeping with someone while pretending to be someone else results in 'love-whiplash', where the minute the victim finds out about the deceit, it results in the shame and self-loathing to severely damage the digestive systems.
- Sequel Hook: After sending Celestia back to Equestria, Baskerra catches a glimpse of Mokushiroku heading to Hell. And as she gets onto a rocket, she considers trying zombies for next month's Arena.
- Sex in a Shared Room: On the third night Rinko, Tila, Eclipsa, and Yasuko watch Chrysalis and Celestia having sex in a cave.
- Schmuck Bait: The plate of chicken wings Shirou leaves for Stella. Upon devouring it, Stella's waist balloons in size, enough for Shirou to pop her like a balloon with one of his claws.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Stella believes she can get away with raping Shirou because she's rich.
- Stepford Smiler: Heavily implied with Vanilla on the first day after Peg says she forgot to take her meds this morning:
- Vanilla: "What kind of pills? Those that keep your hatred at an increasingly unfair world at bay? I take those pills thrice a day!"
- Shout-Out: Perfect Cell's Badass Boast of being the Perfect Being that Kicks Perfect Ass.
- When Hinata and Erica don't want to kill Stolas, he decides to use a self-destruct spell, making this analogy as he prepares the spell:Stolas: "No, no. As the zookeeper said to the two last pandas in captivity, 'fuck it'.
- Celestia's plan of finding the source of the world's evil energy on a planet covered in darkness? Search for ADVANCED darkness!
- Perfect Cell calling his Destucto-Discs pizzas.
- Just before Celestia Mercy kills the Predalien, she asks "What is a King to a Princess, anyway?"
- When Hinata and Erica don't want to kill Stolas, he decides to use a self-destruct spell, making this analogy as he prepares the spell:
- Skewed Priorities: All of Team 4 make it their goal to have sex with anyone they find attractive, even potentially the Vorealiens themselves. Oak is the only one of the team who questions if this is a good idea, thinking it's a little dangerous. Not that it stops him from wanting to sleep with Rita later on.
- In the Bloodbath Jack Fenton considers bringing his family to the planet to go sailing, even as he’s fighting off the Vorealien horde and Erica and Terry, affected by the aphrodisiac, attempt to make love on the battlefield with Vanilla, with the vorealiens still surrounding them. Omni-Man flying past them pushes Erica and Terry away from Vanilla before they can go through with it.
- In the final chapter, Cell accuses Celestia of being more concerned over why he destroyed the planet rather than how quickly he can do so.
- Suicide Attack: Chrysalis, cornered by the Predalien, decides to unleash all of her pent-up rage into one burst, causing her to explode and take out a huge chunk of Vorealiens.
- Taken for Granite: Stolas turns a Spitter into a statue with his Deadly Gaze when it attempts to attack him.
- Take That!: In A Fan's Team Introduction, the narration states that Rita isn't grasping that she’s talking to an actual horse, and then brings up that Loud House Movie that involved a dragon that we don’t talk about. And then Eclipsa's introduction is followed up with making it clear that the finale to Star vs. the Forces of Evil never happened.
- When Perfect Cell is stuck listening to Jack Fenton's music, he finds it worse than what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90s.
- Just before Perfect Cell kills Rita, he makes a jab at Nickelodeon's
infamous treatment of most of its properties by comparing himself to a Nick exec deciding what to do with a non-SpongeBob property. Ironically, The Loud House is one of the few Nick shows that got the complete opposite treatment. - The glitch The Lone Survivor suffers from in the last chapter, ERROR: 76.
- Taking You with Me: In chapter 2, rather than be eaten by the Vorealiens, Bryan unpins two grenades, and he and Elrond leap into the Vorealien horde just as they go off, taking a chunk of them out.
- Tastes Like Chicken: Rita's and later Nicole's opinion on how the aquatic Vorealiens taste after taking a bite out of a corpse.
- Team Killer: While Cell doesn't directly kill any of his teammates, he becomes complicit in their deaths when he teams up with David 8.
- Teeth Flying: During Chi-Chi's fight with Lucia, Chi-Chi lands a spin kick that knock out several of Lucia's teeth.
- They Killed Kenny Again: Every returnee except for Celestia dies again in this episode.
- Third-Person Person: Tila Sunrise has this verbal quirk, with Chrysalis mocking it in chapter 2 while trying to sleep after having survived that day's event.
- Token Evil Teammate: Omni Man for Team 5, Anakin Skywalker for Team 6, Stella for Team 7, and Perfect Cell for Team 9.
- Torso with a View: In the last chapter, after Perfect Cell admits to Shirou that he’s in on David's conspiracy, he buries his hand into Shirou's chest. He later does to the Predalien when it was about to land a decisive blow on Celestia.
- Total Party Kill: Chapter 2 takes out over a quarter of the total cast, leaving several teams with only one or two members left.
- Undignified Death: The way Shirou kills Stella at the end of chapter 5: He leaves her a plate of chicken wings for her to eat. Upon devouring it, her waist suddenly balloons in size, with Shirou than poking it with one of his claws, causing Stella to pop.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: While Jack's idea of driving away the Vorealiens does work, it also results in the deaths of several contestants in their attempts to get away from the music.
- Villain Forgot to Level Grind: How Baskerra credits Celestia's victory over Perfect Cell.
- Villainous Rescue: David 8, not interested in mindless violence, teleports the remaining survivors out of the room with the Tarkatan Vorealien they were trapped in, particularly just as it was about to lunge at Laverne.
- Perfect Cell saves Celestia from the Predalien that was about to kill her, believing her to be the warm-up he was waiting for.
- Wham Episode: Chapter 2 reveals that David 8 is the one behind the creation of the Vorealiens, who then captures a good chunk of the contestants for his experiments, leading to over a quarter of them getting killed off.
- Wingding Eyes: When Yasuko lands after being smacked into the air by Rita, her pupils begin spiraling to show the effects of her concussion.
- The Worf Effect: David 8 managed to somehow capture Omni-Man and bring him to his lair for his experiments. Though the pile he left behind shows he did not go down easily.
- You Are Already Dead: When Celestia makes a sword out of solar energy to fight the Tarkatan Vorealien, she makes several slashes in the air that seemingly miss the creature. But when the creature jumps at Celestia, he comes apart into cauterized pieces.
- You Do NOT Want To Know: The author refuses to describe the Vorealiens tearing apart Poseidon Rex due to how gruesome it is.
Your Winner: Princess Celestia (A Fan's pick)
