Large Ham Film Pages:
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- How can you classify his work on Four Rooms?
- "Did they misbehave?"
- The elevator scene.
- Also his portrayal of Zorro is quite hammy. In particular, he gleefully chews the scenario whenever Alejandro gets drunk in The Legend of Zorro.
Alejandro (in the sequel): No-one leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind!
- In Spy Kids 2: "These are my children. And I will find them MY WAY!!"
- Puss-in-Boots in Shrek!
- "PUSS! In boots...
- From movie numero quatro: "Feed me... if you dare!"
- It's almost impossible to beat him as Miguel, the Ax-Crazy killer in Assassins. Just look at this! This is one of the biggest Chewing the Scenery scenes in cinema history.
Miguel: YOU BLEW IT! I AM STILL ALIVE!!! HAHAHA!!!
- "Wild Bill" Kelso in the underrated WWII comedy 1941.
- The Blues Brothers. Take the scene where Belushi finally comes face to face with Carrie Fisher (aka the Chick With the Flamethrower) and throws himself on his knees to apologize:
- Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.Jake: No, I didn't! Honest! I ran out of gas! I, I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE! A TERRIBLE FLOOD! LOCUSTS! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
- How could we mention the good Mr. Belushi without talking about his most ludicrously over-the-top role ever: Bluto Blutarsky!
- TOGA! TOGA!
One folder is simply not enough to contain the amount of gnawed-on scenery provided by BRIAN BLESSED. His self-demonstrating page will undoubtedly satisfy you if you seek the wisdom of BRIAN BLESSED.
- Any of his own adaptations of William Shakespeare.
- Much Ado About Nothing being a prime example.
- Hamlet is also notable. He plays Hamlet, and so we get to hear him do the speech on how actors should act and be a Large Ham during it; we get to see him saw the air while urging the actors not to. This makes that speech more hilarious than was probably intended. It's made even better with Hamlet's father being played by BRIAN BLESSED. The scene with the two of them together is pure Ham-to-Ham Combat.
- His speech in his own adaptation of Henry V is especially good as he is supposed to be a Large Ham. The audience can see that Branagh is loving it - as Henry does in the play. It is incredibly powerful.
- His 1930s-set musical version of Love's Labour's Lost is full of hams, the biggest being Timothy Spall's Don Armado. His Cole Porter bit must be seen to be believed.
- Though in the 1996 film adaptation of Othello, he's actually very subtle and restrained as Iago. Knowing how hammy he usually gets when he does Shakespeare, this makes his performance incredibly effective.
- No so much Ham, but some TRIFLES!
- Branagh was even hammier as Dr. Loveless in Wild Wild West. "Don't yew just haaaate thay-ut song?" complete with 720 degrees of eye-rolling.
"Ah am not an animal! Ah am a visionary, and ah am a genius, and now AH AM 'AGREH! And after I kill you, ah swea' ah'm gonna boil you down for ax-ell grease!
- His performance in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, playing the titular character. His mother dies and he feels compelled to look up the ceiling shrieking "THIS MUST NOT HAPPENNNNNNN!"
- He even hams it up playing an American private eye in Dead Again.
- And chews the scenery as an uptight government official in The Boat That Rocked.
- Averted in some of his more recent dramatic roles, such as Wallander, Valkyrie, and Shackleton.
- I am through fucking around, drop that fucking ham!
- You're acting like a first-year ham, I'm acting like a professional!
- This is so much ham, it's freaky!
- He's got the whole ham, in his hands...
- Oh, this is damn good! Say, this is the best ham I've ever had!
- NICE WORKIN' WITH YA!
- Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
- Nicolas Cage has became infamous for this. Even distributors make sure to promote his movies with "Nic Cage freakout clip".
John Oliver: Wow. That's like a child on PCP opening birthday presents which he clearly hopes are full of more PCP.
- His entire performance in Ghost Rider was full of ham, but the hammiest scene of all has to be the transformation. You know, raiiiiiiseeeeeeee fooooooottttt...... STEP! Raiiiiiiiiseeeeeee..... STEP! * MANIACAL LAUGHTER!!!!!!!*
- The sequel had him "SCRAPING AT THE DOOOOOOOR!"
- THIS! IS MY MECCA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! AHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- Playing both Castor Troy and Sean Archer in Face/Off. "HALLELUJAH!"
- "OH NO! NO, NOT THE BEES!!! NOT THE BEES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!"
- NO!! I don't need anybody's damn permission!! I'm gonna search every inch of this town in the next three hours and anybody who interferes will be brought up on murder charges, you got that!? And you have my permission to stay outta the FUCKING WAY!!!
- In Kick-Ass, he does an impersonation of fellow Large Ham god among men Adam West. It is every bit as amazing as it sounds.
- How about his performance in Astro Boy as Dr. Tenma?
- "It's gonna make it Perfect. PERFECT!"
- "Just get that ol' brain humming again... WHIIIRR!"
- "Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you... PISSED! BLOOD!?"
- BullSHIT, man!
- This gem from Deadfall: SOMEONE'S GONNA KILL ME MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!. His entire performance in that film qualifies (and is noted as probably the only good thing about the movie), including one of the most glorious Atomic FBombs in film and some of the most hilarious Angrish ever, but that single moment crowns the entire thing.
- He's at his best in The Rock:
- "How in the name of Zeus' BUTTHOOOLE did you get out of your cell?!?"
- "What we say we cut the Chit Chat, A-HOLE?!?"
- "Look, I'm just a biochemist. Most of the time, I work in a little glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I'm dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the earth has ever known, so what say you cut me some (deep voiced) FRIGGIN' SLACK?!"
- "A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and BURNED. So... Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right... what they knew was right..."
- These Japanese pachinko commercials starring him
- I LOST MY HAND! I LOST MY PRIDE!
- Nic Cage knows this page exists, BECAUSE HE CAN READ MINDS!
- Vampire's Kiss:
- He can even ham up the alphabet.
- "I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to, and you have to do it. You have to, or I'll fire you, do you understand?" Cage doesn't even have to raise his voice to be a ham! This was also the scene that spawned the "You Don't Say?" meme.
- In Mom and Dad, we get this: "Your motherfucking mother said to open this door! And motherfuckerrrs, YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DOOR!"
- Liar Liar, source of the page image (long story short: Jim Carrey's character suddenly Cannot Tell a Lie; he tests it by trying to say a blue pen is red. Hilarity Ensues.) has such gems as: "I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT! WHY SHOULD YOU BE ANY DIFFERENT?!" and this outtake:
Swoosie Kurtz: Your Honor, I object!Carrey: You would!Kurtz: Overactor!Carrey: Jezeb—! (collapses in laughter as the entire "courtroom" bursts out)Kurtz: He [indicating the director?] put me up to it! It wasn't my idea! He told me to do it!Carrey: (mugging for the camera even though it's clearly not getting into the movie) ...oh no! They're onto me!
- Count Olaf from the movie version of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events was a Master of Disguise, but also a Large Ham - not just because Carrey played him that way, but because within the story itself Olaf is supposed to be a Large Ham. There's also this outtake: "But enough of recent history, let's go back in a TIME machine! [high voice] TIIIME machine, TIIIME machine..."
- Actually if you read the books, Count Olaf doesn't actually become a proper ham until the books that came out after the film. Beforehand, his evil was more withheld.
- Even better, try to watch him and Meryl Streep outmug each other.
- The Grinch. And given Jim's wearing tons of make-up, yellow contact lenses and dentures, it's simply a feat that his overacting surpasses any physical pain!
- As Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber: "We've got no food! We've got no jobs! Our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!!"
- Ace Ventura. "ALLLLL RIGHTY THEN!"
- The Mask was a shy guy who got turned into a Large Ham by Applied Phlebotinum. "Sssssssmokin'!"
- Carrey's acting in Batman Forever was once described as "transcend[ing] considerations of good or bad acting into sheer weirdness". "Weird", in this case, means... well... ham.
- The Cable Guy
- With Man on the Moon, Jim gets moments of ham — Andy Kaufman, after all, loved creating and inhabiting Large Ham personas such as Tony Clifton and the Intergender Wrestling Champion of the World, so the role(s) requires someone who understands the art of going over the top.
- Bruce Almighty: You know, the one where Jim Carrey becomes God (more "A God Am I" for ya!). "SMITE ME, OH MIGHTY SMITER!", etc.
"I AM BRUCE ALMIGHTY!!!!! MY WILL BE DONE!!!!!""It's a funny thing about pleasure. It can be quite...PLEASURABLE!""EROOOOOOOODIIIIIIING...EROOOOOOODIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNG!!!"
- Earth Girls Are Easy had him in a natural role - a randy space alien with a talent for mimicry, at one point imitating James Dean out of nowhere, wailing "You're TEARING me aPAAAAHRT!!!
- Watch Tim Curry having far too much fun playing evil wizard Trymon in The Colour of Magic.
- I'm just a sweet transvestite... From Transexual, Transylvaniaaaaa...
- Enjoying himself, even under the tons of brilliant make-up and prosthetics, as the quite literal Evil incarnate in Legend (1985): "Oh, Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace. I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me!" And what's more, he also manages to remain genuinely imposing and scary all through the whole hamned thing, to boot! "Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!"
- The Monster Clown Pennywise from It (1990), which is at times horrifying but often just enjoyable in how Curry is so over-the-top.
- His performance as Pennywise the Dancing Ham in It (1990) freely mixes this trope with terror.
"Aww...come on, BUCKO! Don't ya want a ba-LOON?""They all FLOOOOOAT down here!""I am the eater of worlds...And of CHILDREN!""KISS ME, FATBOY!""Don'tcha want it? Don'tcha WANT IT? Don'tcha ya WANT IT? DON'TCHA WANT IT?""Beep Beep Richie!"
- His Evil Laugh in particular touches both bases.
"Excuse me, Sir!! Do you have Prince Albert in a can?? You do?? Well, ya better let the poor guy out!! WA-HA! WA-HA! WA-HA!
- Except at one point where it becomes intentionally hilarious:
- His Evil Laugh in particular touches both bases.
- As Cardinal Richelieu (what's up with Cardinals being such awesome characters?) in The Three Musketeers (1993), is what Tim Curry's all about:
Queen: I would rather die!Richelieu: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!!Richelieu: All for one... and more for meeee!
- Cardinals are awesome and usually evil characters for the same reason that viziers are (as Terry Pratchett points out in Pyramids!). Aside from some specific qualification tests during the initial interview, Narrativium radiation ensures that they are usually the power behind the throne, who wish to make sure that the throne is occupied by someone with all the ambition of a freshly-purchased gym sock.
- In a little-known but oddly enjoyable little film called Pass the Ammo, Curry
shinesglitters as a crooked evangelist. Let me repeat that: Tim. Curry. as...an evangelist.
- An evangelist from the Deep South to boot.
- And he's the Lord Wizard in The Worst Witch. He even gets a very 1980's MTV-style music video. That lasts ten minutes.
- He fails the Opening Line test in the film version of Annie, where the first time he opens his mouth results not in an opening line, but a Rooster's crow.
- Oiiiilllll and griiiimmmmme! Poiiiiiissonn sluddddge! Dieeeessssel cloudss and noxxxiouss muck!
- Who's the best part of the otherwise forgettable The Pebble and the Penguin? And who gets the best song? Just guess. "Hope you can swim better than you can (mocking Hubie's stuttering) t-t-t-TALK!"
- He even hams it up in Muppet Treasure Island as Long John Silver. "Professional Pirate" is a particularly fun example.
- And as Captain Hook in Peter Pan & the Pirates.
- "No one controls my mind, Shadow! There's a new world order coming, and I'm gonna be a king! A KING!"
- Speaking of which.... Ever see Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas? Forte has to be one of the only good things about that movie. Just listen to Don't Fall In Love and you'll see what the ham can do.
- As well as a helping of finest Fake Russian ham in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3. "I am going to the one place uncorrupted by capitalism... SPAAACE!"
- There's also the short-lived 1997 sitcom Over the Top. As the title clearly indicates, the show was about a character Tim played who just happened to be a Large Ham.
- Think about this: it's very likely that Curry was such a large ham, he was too hammy to be the voice of The Joker in Batman: The Animated Series. According to Bruce Timm, it was more about Curry getting throat problems from doing the voice. In other words, he was so hammy it physically hurt him.
- Then there's Clue, where he played the butler:
Wadsworth: That's what we're TRYING to figure out! We're trying to figure out who killed who, WHERE AND WITH WHAT!Professor Plum: There's no need to shout.Wadsworth: I'M NOT SHOUTING!" (pause) All right I am! I'm SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT—
- Gabriel Knight is a very scary Ham.
- King Chicken! Buck, buck, buck!
- They called me mad, insane, WENDELL!
- "At last we meet, Mr. Ip--kissssss..."
- Averted when he voiced Arl Rendon Howe who manages to be one of his most repulsive villains.
- He was saving it for his very last line. "Maker SPIT on you! I... DESERVED... moooore..."
Dan YELL Day-Lewis
- There Will Be Blood:
- "My straw reaches ACROOOOOOOOOOSS the room...and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE! *slurp* ''I DRINK IT UP!''"
- The critics agree, as seen here in Esquire magazine: "Acting is fine. But Daniel Day-Lewis, now in There Will Be Blood, proves that overacting can be a lot more fun."
- Throwing a napkin over his face and bellowing his lungs out at rival businessmen in a fancy restaurant.
- Aaaand in Gangs of New York he is both a Large Ham and a butcher!!! Heheheheh... oh God, that was terrible...
"I'll paint Paradise Square with his blood. TWO COATS! I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. And if you ever show yourself in the Five Points again, Mr. Tammany-fucking-hall, you will be dispatched by mine own hand. Help yourself to some decent meat on your way out."
- A fire, a fire is burning! I hear the boot of LUCIFER, I see his FILTHY FACE! And it is my face, and yours, Danforth!
Benicio Del Toro
- His very debut was as a henchman in Licence to Kill, not a main Bond villain like the ones in a folder below, but still requiring some ham ("Don't worry, we gave her a nice ''honeymooooon''!")
- One of these days, I'm gonna toss a fucking ham in that place...
- The Acid Scene in the hotel. About three minutes of pure angrish.
- The phone call he makes to Lucy. Although that's mainly because his character is actually the one hamming it up here.
- Jackie Boy in Sin City is fairly moderate...until his decapitated head starts talking to Clive Owen in the car.
- "Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker." "In English, please." "Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker, what the fuck???"
- He earns his One-Scene Wonder credentials in The Stinger of Thor: The Dark World.
- Pretty much anything he's in except One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Wise Blood.
- His crowning moment of ham might very well be Death Machine, in which he plays the very, very Laughably Evil villain. "Oprah? John, we are talking QUALITY HERE! WE ARE TALKING GERALDO!!! (and many more gems.)
- Chucky, of course.
- Alien: Resurrection: "You are ...a beautiful, beautiful butterfly." "Oh, look. A beauuutiful little baby (alien)." You should know, it has your jaw, Brad!
- Few people know this, but his jaw actually has its own SAG card...its a separate entity all its own.
- His cackle. Goes well with above entry.
- Tears are often found to be leaking out of his eyes onscreen.
- There's also his "Malkoviching", the art of strenuously over enunciating every word, as The Nostalgia Chick and Spoony pointed out in their Dune riff.
- The amount of "talky villain-ness" as the Gemini Killer in The Exorcist III. "Oh, I'm so sorry. Was I raving?" He even gave notorious ham George C. Scott a pause. Now that is something.
- GREAT ODIN'S BEARD! Did someone mention Ron Burgundy? I'm in a glass case of emotion!
- Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise!
- Blades of Glory
- Kicking & Screaming
Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking CRAZY PILLS!
- HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME HAM?!
- Guten tag hop hop! Guten tag clop clop!
- It's all in the PRESENTATION!:
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain alright. Just not a super one.Titan: Oh yeah? What's the difference?Megamind:
It makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window, and out into the infinite abyss of nothingness! I wanna do it so baaaad!
- While on Will Ferrell's animated villains, President Business from The LEGO Movie.
- His entire screen time of maybe 15 minutes at most, as fictional author and would be director Eric Jonrosh, in the Epic Mini Series parody, The Spoils of Babylon, is nothing but this.
- SANTA! OH MY GOD I KNOW HIM!
- "WE'RE GOING STREAKIIIIIING!"
- Chomping a number of scenes as Walter in The Big Lebowski especially when it involves marking it zero.
"This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN The ASS! Do you see what happens Larry? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN. THE. ASS!"
- Taking up very, very large chunks of screen as Pope Sergius in Pope Joan.
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- He's mostly subdued in Fallen... until Azazel possesses him, complete with singing "Time Is on my Side"
- Barton Fink. Madman Mundt. "I'll show you the life of the mind."
- LaMonte T Montgomery in Bee Movie. He even puts on an over-the top act when the main character's best friend stings him on the behind.
- Wait, no Fred Flintstone?
"WIIIILMAAAAAAAH, I'M HOOOOOOOOOOMMMMME!!"
- A voice acting role in Transformers: Age of Extinction had Goodman voice Boisterous Bruiser Hound, taking no prisoners.
I'm like a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!
- The late, truly great Jonathan Harris, who built his reputation on hamming it up. Who is he you ask? You know him best as Dr. Smith from Lost in Space and that's really all you need to know. Although you should also know him pretty well as Manny, the praying mantis, in Pixar's A Bug's Life. I dare you, no really, I. DARE. YOU. to come up with a better actor who has taken the Large Ham and honed it, perfected it, nay! taken it to the pinnacle of the art form! Seriously, he was such a master of it because he could take any role and imbue it with such over-the-topness, without making it silly, until it was unforgettable. You love him and you know it.
- Planet of the Apes (1968)! "IT'S A MAAAAAAADHOUSE!", "THEY BLEW IT ALL UP! GODDAMN YOU ALL!" etc...
- SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
- He spent a good chunk of Ben-Hur (1959) in a no-holds-barred Ham-to-Ham Combat with Sheik Ilderim.
- The Ten Commandments is hardly kosher with all the ham Heston slings around.
- "THE LORD OF PORKS WILL DO BATTLE FOR US! BEHOLD HIS MIGHTY HAM!"
- "YOU have deCIEVED ME!"
- From Alaska: I want that BEAR!
- Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons, possibly a result of being the only actor in the movie who realized how silly the whole thing was - and just going with it.
"LEEEETTTTT THEEEIRRRR BLOOODDDD RAIIINNNN FRRROOMMM THE SKKKYYYY!""You don't like that, do you? GOOOOOOD! I could USE every OOOOUNCE of your RAAAGE! Hathathathathata!"
- He was also pretty hammy in Eragon, probably for the same reason, though he was still the best actor in the movie.
"Mind the little bones. Hate to see you choke."
- Irons and DeVito both hammed it up on Sesame Street in cameos during the song Put Down The Duckie
- From Roger Ebert's review of The Time Machine (2002): "[Guy] Pearce, as the hero, makes the mistake of trying to give a good and realistic performance. Irons at least knows what kind of movie he's in, and hams it up accordingly."
- To complete Irons' hammy villains, Simon Peter Gruber (he had to honor being cast as Alan Rickman's brother...) and Scar ("That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful!").
- There's also his role as Tiberias in Kingdom of Heaven. Take this scene in which he promptly tells all of the knights in the room to shut up when King Baldwin demands to speak.
- The Borgias. Among the hammier moments, he threatens, Punctuated! For! Emphasis!, to excommunicate an entire city. (Although there he's not the only ham, just the largest.
Samuel L Jackson
- In one of Sam Jackson's earliest film roles: "YO! HOLD UP! TIME OUT! TIME OUT! Y’ALL TAKE A CHILL! YA NEED TO HAM THAT SHIT OUT!! And that’s the double truth, Ruth!"
SamHAMuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. The film would only be half as enjoyable if he played his role "straight". But if he did, we wouldn't have the classic line, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!" Adding the word "motherfucking" to a sentence has just about become Jackson's catchphrase, to the point where he overuses the word multiple times in Django Unchained.
- "WHAT! Does Marsellus Wallace look like?!"
- "And you WILL KNOW my name is THE LORD! When I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!"
- "You ready to blow? Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, what the FUCK am I doing in the back?! YOU the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We're fucking switching. I'm cleaning the windows, and YOU picking up this nigga's skull!"
- "DO THEY SPEAK
ENGLISHHAM IN WHAT!?"
- Frank Miller must have demanded that Jackson play The Octopus in The Spirit. He then flew right in swinging a toilet and proceeded to chew the whole plain damn weird movie to greasy, cheesy bits! "NO
EGGHAM... ON MY FACE! Not a glob."
- Frank Miller has a habit of Hamming up his characters, the most (in)famous example probably being "I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN". Other examples include "CHILDREN! Pull on your tights, AND GIVE THEM HELL!" In fact, The Dark Knight Strikes Again is probably the hammiest graphic novel ever written, easily venturing into So Bad, It's Good territory.
- WHERE! IS! MY! SUPERSUIT?!
- "Ham! When you absolutely must chew every piece of scenery in the room, accept no substitutes!"
- "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"
- Deep Blue Sea was a crappy movie, but Jackson was hilarious in it. That's mainly why his death scene is so hilarious.
- Averted in The Avengers until he has to deal with the most horrifying villain in the film: the politicians.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
- Kingsman: The Secret Service, where he has a blast playing a Bond-like villain full of himself who says everything with a lisp.
- "It's time to show Kong that HAM is King!"
- He does an admirable job in the Much Ado About Nothing as Dogberry....in fact, he's also a ham of great distinction in much of his work.
- One word: Beetlejuice. Just don't say it three times.
- And Johnny Dangerously.
- Half ham, full ham, whatever it takes...
- Gung Ho
- Surprisingly, he averts this as Batman. Even his Bruce Wayne is subdued. Except when he wants to get nuts.
- The superhero hamminess came back with an interest in Birdman. Both the actor famous for a superhero and the superhero split personality.
- "Barbie! Not the Nehru!"
- Shit...You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
- I'm a mean, mhm mhm servant of God.
- So, pretty please, with sugar on, clean the fucking car.
- He appears only in one scene of Get Shorty, but still fits.
- (After learning no case was opened on the Declaration of Independence being stolen because "the information wasn't credible") How 'bout now?
- Flesh for Frankenstein
- "To know DEATH, Otto.... you have to fuck LIFE... in ze gallbladder."
- "Oh no! No! Katherine! My... my WIFE! Ze mother of my CHEEL-DREN! You have KILLED HER, on account of him! My SISTER! My BEAUTIFUL SISTER! YOU KILLED HER!"
- Blood for Dracula
- "Ze BLOOD of zese WHOOORES is KILLINK ME!"
- He gives an excellent Cold Ham performance as the Soviets' lead psychic Yuri in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, and especially its addon Yuri's Revenge where he has much more screentime due to having taken over as the game's Big Bad.
- Pick a film with Christopher Lloyd, any film with Christopher Lloyd. He even manages to produce terrifying ham in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. "Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just! LIKE! THIS!!!"
- "1.21 GIGAWATTS!"
- I CAN EVEN OUTHAM SHATNER!!! (Kirk's response: I... have... had... enough of your HAMMING!)
- A-hem: I WAS FRO-ZEN TODAY!!
- The eternal question: "What does a yellow light mean?"
- Curiously toned down in Clue, which features the likes of such hams as Tim Curry and Eileen Brennan.
- "The piranha you've been fighting! They're only THE BABIES!" and "This particular type of HAM went extinct TWO MILLION YEARS AGO!"
- And in the sequel: "The piranha! They're learning to WALK! ON LAND!"
- '''WHARE'Z THE LAAAAAAAAAMP?!'''
- In Food Fight, he is unleashing ham while moving like a puppet.
- SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LEONARD!
- Even in a dead even tone, like his guest appearance on Chuck, he can ham it up.
- (after a big fight scene in a hospital secure wing) Well, looks like we got here just in time.
- "I ''suffer without my stone.'' DO NOT ''prolong my suffering...''"
- "No. No, I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because believe it or not I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts! Moron!"
- "Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig!"
- "Come on people! Yes, a workmate died, but looking out the window is not going to bring him back!"
- Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above.
- "Make a move and the bunny gets it!"
Malcolm Mc Dowell
- There's a strange man, munchy-wunching lomticks of ham...
- Ham and POWER!!!
- I am a British person!
- Have you had dental surgery in the past 24 hours?!?
- Time to play Follow-My-Leader.
- They say Ham is the fire in which we burn.
- As Metallo in Superman: The Animated Series: "LAAAAST STOP, EVERYONE! LAAAAST STOP!"
- JOHN HAM... sorry, HENRY EDEN
- They started this World of Ham... THEY CAN BURN IN IT!
- Caligula: "I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night! Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a Ham!"
- On Billy Sherwood's all-star tribute to Pink Floyd's The Wall, Malcolm sings ALL of "The Trial." And it is as awesome as it sounds.
- This is the ham... (ahem)These are the eyes of a psychopath.
- Milk Money: I'm going to the SO'-'OP!
Ian Mc Kellen
- YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
- The scene in X2: X-Men United where a drugged Magneto talks to Xavier.
YA SHOULDA KILLED ME WHEN YA HAD THE CHANCE!!
The Professor trusted you were smart enough to figure this out on your own. He gives you more credit than I do.
- Even his snarking is full of ham.
- Followed by some rare wordless hamming in X-Men: The Last Stand, where Magneto lives out the secret fantasy of anyone who's ever been caught in traffic.
- McKellen giving directions on changing a flat tire.
- In a movie so stuffed full of pork it practically oinks, his performance in Cold Comfort Farm tasted of roasted suckling pig, slathered with lard, wrapped in bacon, and lightly salted with Hickory flavored Bacon Salt.
- "They didn't like me! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!!!"
- "Say goodbye to all THIS. And hello to... obLIVION!"
- Goodbye, all this! Hello, oblivion! How's the wife and kids?
- Your wife, my kids!
- Your dog, my puppies!
- Goodbye, all this! Hello, oblivion! How's the wife and kids?
- "I remeeeeeembeeer doing the TIIIIIME WAAAAARP!"
- It was a senSAATION!
- LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATION!
- LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
- It was a senSAATION!
- "Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the Crystal Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome!"
- Dungeons & Dragons:
Xilus: I'LL NEVER TOLERATE IT WHEN MAGES TRESPASS in MYYYYYYYYYY GUILD!!!!
- Gary Oldman certainly showed potential in Sid and Nancy, but he wouldn't come into his own as a real ham until Bram Stoker's Dracula, where he served up an intense, hissing slice of Romanian pork product. (It is not laughing MATTAAAAA!) We got a second course in True Romance, with Drexl the dreadlocked pimp ("It ain't white boy day is it?"). But his peak was undeniably The Professional:
Stansfield: Bring me everyone.Benny: What?Stansfield: EEEEEVERYYYYONEEE!
- Things calmed down for a couple of years, until The Fifth Element, where weapons dealer Zorg somehow became a used car salesman channeling Ross Perot. He then hit another high point in Air Force One, where castmates appear to be genuinely afraid. Whether this was just good acting or fear that he was about to go into cardiac arrest is unknown. He even managed to ham it up in two episodes of Friends, though this appears to have been the end of the ham ... for now.
- End of the Ham? I THINK NOT, COMRADE! FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
- Even when he was singing, he hammed it up! "Years from now no one will bother/To recall your good king Arthur/BECAUSE ALL OF THIS... WILL BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!" Cue heavily electronic orchestral rock anthem.
- Siriusly! (though the only scene where Oldman lets it loose in Harry Potter is his reveal. And his◊ "Wanted!" Poster)
- HE DID HIS WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!
- ALL DAT WAS LEFT IN DA VAULT WAS MARKED BILLS!, THEY KNNNEW WE WERE COMING!
- His performance as Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour was as large and hammy as the real deal. No wonder he won an Oscar.
- Pretty much EVERYTHING Gary Oldman's been in. So far the biggest exceptions are the shockingly subtle acts as Lee Harvey Oswald in JFK and George Smiley in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
- Al Pacino has been delivering Large Ham performances for, oh, the past decade or two. Some particular gems:
"SAAAAAAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEEEEEEND"
- Scent of a Woman ("If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place!" "HOO-AH! I'm just getting warmed up!") - after being passed over for numerous Oscars, he finally got one for this movie due to the hammy speech at the end. He's stuck with the formula since.
- Heat ("cause she's got a... GREAT ASS! And you got your head... ALL THE WAY UP IT!" note "I had COFFEE with McCauley... HALF AN HOUR AGO!")
- The trailer for City Hall has all the ham you need. "I choose to FIGHT BACK!!!!!1111one... until this city is a palace again!"
- Pacino as Big Boy Caprice in Dick Tracy is a ham large enough to choke Godzilla.
"I'm looking for generals ... and what do I get? foot soldiers!"
- As the Devil in The Devil's Advocate, Pacino would only take the part if he got to do a ten minute rant in the film's climax. Upon hearing that, the producers must have looked at each other, shrugged, and said; "Do whatever the hell you want, Al!" Cue Satan Breaking The Fourth Wall as he dips a finger into holy water, boiling it.
"HE'S A TIGHTASS! HE'S A SADIST! HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD!! WORSHIP THAT?! NEVER!"
- In Scarface (1983), practically every line of spoken dialog by Tony Montana is Ham, and the movie wouldn't have been half as good without it (though that probably goes for all of Pacino's roles)
Reuben: (heartbroken after finding out Bank renamed their casino after himself): You changed the name.Bank: I LIKE IT BETTER. DON'T YOU? (walks away laughing while Reuben collapses from heart attack)
- ...And Justice for All - Al ends the movie with an epic bit of courtroom haminess: "My client, the Honorable Henry T. Flemming should GO RIGHT TO FUCKING JAIL!!! THE SON OF A BITCH IS GUILTY!" (lots of ranting then follows)
- Including the following, which is guaranteed to show up in any career montage for Pacino: "You're out of order! You're out of order! THE WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT OF ORDER!"
- Any Given Sunday definitely lets him ham his way. Special moment at the end : "WE CLAAAAW WITH OUR FINGERNAAAIIILS FOR THAT INCH!"
- In Ocean's Thirteen, Willy Bank is nothing but ham topped with bacon under a layer of fried pork chops. Every scene he's in has him yelling or browbeating someone, and when he's not, he's still incredibly full of himself.
"EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM (the security center), EMPTY YOUR POCKETS NOW!"
- Or when The Plan is being executed under his nose without him being any the wiser.
- He was pretty low-key as Michael Corleone in The Godfather Parts I and II, back in the early 70s, but years later in Part III he went full ham, especially in the scene during the thunderstorm where Michael is having a diabetic attack.
George C. Scott
- He was a master at saving the ham for just the right moment, for maximum effect.
- In the desert battle in Patton, he spends most of it just watching, calmly observing the whole thing. Then when it's clear his troops are winning, comes the immortal, "Rommel, you Magnificent Bastard, I read your BOOOK!"
- Interestingly enough, George Patton's daughters said that Scott nailed Patton's personality so perfectly, they felt like they were actually watching their father on the movie screen. Does that make George Patton a ham? (especially in light of the fact that the movie actually DOWNPLAYS some of the more crude and vulgar catchphrases that he was famous for).
- Maybe the real-life Patton was a hammier ham than George C. Scott? After all, those pearl-handled revolvers were not exactly Army regulation.
- That jingoistic speech at the beginning of the movie? It's fairly closely paraphrased from an even more over-the-top speech that Patton actually gave.
- Also in The Hustler, "You owe me MONEY!"
- Similarly, The Rescuers Down Under. "I didn't make it all the way through third grade for NOTHING!"
- "Home, home on the range! Where critters are tied up in chains! I cut through their sides and rip off their hides, and the next day I do it again! EVERYBODDAY!!!!"
- He also, at Kubrick's urging, made quite the snack of Dr. Strangelove.
- The overacted scenes were supposed to be practice takes. Mr. Scott was not happy to see himself hamming it up on the big screen.
- Hardcore. TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
- The Exorcist III. The I BELIEVE speech was off the charts, even for Scott.
Kinderman: Yes, I believe... I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity and torture and anger and hate... I believe in murder. I BELIEVE IN PAIN. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime and stink and every crawling, putrid thing... every possible ugliness and corruption, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! I BELIEVE... in you."There is a carp in my bathtub, father. Swimming. Up. And down. Up. And down. And I hate it.""WE'RE FINE!""WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!""It is NOT in the file! It is NOT!"
- Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
- That's a lot of dicks
- When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
- "He's thinkin' about the ham, he's thinkin' about the ham, he's thinkin' about his dick. Dick ham dick ham dick ham dick ham dick ham dick ham dick ham."
- "How's your hand, Rich?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth!
- WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
- You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you some FUCKING wood!
- In Sleep With Me: "'You can RIDE! MY! TAIL!! ANYTIME!! 'YOU CAN RIDE! MINE!!"
- I CAN'T DIE...OUT HERE IN THE WOODS...LIKE A PRESSED HAM!!!
- I'm a writer, you monsters! I create! I create for a living! I'm a creator! I am a creator! This is my uniform!
- Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
- DO NOT SEEK THE HAM!
- Tune in and watch Herb Stempel get fed to the Columbia Lions! Tune in and watch Charles Van Doren eat his first kosher meal, this week on 'Twenty-One!'
- Take your ham and get the fuck back to Africa.
- You're excited? Feel these nipples!
- "ONE HAM! ALONE! BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES!"
- Agent Smith in The Matrix is so hammy he doesn't need a ham-related pun! "Humans...are a virussss...a disease...and we are the cure!"
- Even more in the sequels ("Missster Anderson! Surprised to see me?" and "Smith will suffice").
- "This is MY WORLD! MY WORLD!
- As Elrond in The Lord of the Rings: "Evil was allowed to enduuuuuuuuh."
- They had their money's worth with him as Red Skull: YOU ARE FAILIIIINGGGG!!!
- Beneath this mask is more than flesh; beneath this mask there is a ham, Mister Creedy — and hams are bulletproof!
Batman and The Dark Knight Saga
- Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face in Batman Forever. (and the other villain, Riddler, was the already discussed Jim Carrey... amazingly, Jones manages to out-ham Jim Carrey; ponder that for a moment).
- What's to ponder? TLJ can chew the scenery with the best of them. Even his performance in The Fugitive feels hammy even though he never raises his voice.
- "This is my happy face."
- "I. Don't. Bargain."
- "Regular or Extra Crispy?"
- "I DON'T CARE."
- "What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble - Go get him."
- What's to ponder? TLJ can chew the scenery with the best of them. Even his performance in The Fugitive feels hammy even though he never raises his voice.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin. "Go! Kill the heroes!", "Everybody, chill!", etc.
- Christian Bale as the caped crusader himself in The Dark Knight Saga. That voice must require some serious throat pastilles afterwards, and notice how he can't keep it up when he seems out of breath?
- In all fairness, that infamous voice emerged in The Dark Knight, while not nearly as grating in Batman Begins. Apparently, that one had an okay balance. But still, to quote him in the second, "WHURRRR ARRRRRR THEYYYY?!"
- The moment all ham broke loose in the third. All together now: "WHURRR ISH THE TRIGGURRR? WHURR ISH IT? YOU WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY SHITISHEN!!! WHURR ISH IT?"
- And as himself. "DO YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR LIGHTS? Seriously, you and me, we're done professionally."
- In all fairness, that infamous voice emerged in The Dark Knight, while not nearly as grating in Batman Begins. Apparently, that one had an okay balance. But still, to quote him in the second, "WHURRRR ARRRRRR THEYYYY?!"
- Jack Nicholson as The Joker, though really, that's practically a prerequisite for playing the character. He likes Chewing the Scenery and gets several great lines... (one of them a Trope Namer: "Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?...?!")
- Has Jack Nicholson ever not been hammy?
- Going by The Witches of Eastwick, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and more, probably not. If there's a role that requires bombast and hamminess, he'll be there.
- "HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"
- "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" That makes him a Trope Namer twice.
- *slap* I SAID I WANTED THE TRUTH!
- About Schmidt might be the only occasion where Nicholson was low-key.
- In The Departed, he is playing probably his most hammy role ever. Especially the now famous "I smell a rat" scene. Within the course of the scene, he does all of the following: a Spit Take onto an elaborate drawing of a swarm of rats, setting part of said drawing on fire only to put it back out in a few seconds, making some truly bizarre facial expressions, tiptoeing around like a cartoon character, and finally, dramatically sniffing Leonardo DiCaprio's character. Oh, and later in the movie, he whips a giant purple dildo out of his pants and starts shaking it in Matt Damon's face.
- Has Jack Nicholson ever not been hammy?
- Heath Ledger's Joker is also sadistically wonderful, funny and terrifying at the same time. And hammy.
- "What do you believe in, huh? WHADDA YOU BELIEVE IN!?" "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you...simply makes you stranger." It's not often the Straw Nihilist mangles an actual Nietzsche quote.
- "LOOK AT ME!"
- Ledger took it to such extremes, every line the Joker sounds as if he's chewing something. According to later interviews, this was said to be due to him actually chewing the prosthetic scars in his mouth. His Joker's iconic licking was him keeping the prosthetics moist and sticky.
- If you want to put it that way, anytime The Joker is played by anyone, the actor is going to find himself unleashing the Hog...
- Danny DeVito's Penguin. "I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING! I AM AN ANIMAL! COOOOOLD-BLOODED! CRANK THE A.C.!"
- Hey, DeVito in almost anything as well. From Mars Attacks!: "ROOOOLEEEEEXXXXXX!"
- "Shut up! I-- I can't THINK with all these SIRENS!!"
- Get Shorty, where he was a ham playing a ham... playing a ham.
- RUM HAAAAAAM!!! I'M SORRY, RUM HAM!
- From The Dark Knight Rises, we have Bane, who hams up every scene he's in with a voice that sounds like a crazed Sean Connery on steroids, while dominating every scene physically too. "I was created in the ham. Mollllllded by it. And by the time I saw unsubtle acting, it was nothing but BLINDING!"
The DC Extended Universe
- Michael Shannon's version of Zod can be quite hammy. While he's most restrained and cool, his Villainous Breakdown and Madness Mantra near the beginning of the movie is pretty delicious.
Zod: ''Jor-El was right! You're a pack of fools, every last one of you! And you... you believe your son is safe... I will find him. I will reclaim what you have taken from us! I will find him. I will find him, Lara. (Beat) 'I WILL FIND HIM!'
- The follow-up to the new Zod was, appropriately, Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. And Jesse Eisenberg gives the expected ham, with talky dialogue spoken really fast, a perpetually manic mood ("Ow-wow! That is a good grip! You should not pick a fight with this person!") and a shoulder-length haircut that just fits the overacting.
Luthor: Ding ding ding! Gotham roasts, extra crispy!
Lex: Fight night! The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world. God versus man! Day versus night! SON OF KRYPTON...versus BAT OF GOTHAM!
- And when he's taunting Superman:
- And speaking of the Bat, he's no slouch in the ham department. Ben Affleck, unlike Christian Bale, doesn't have to do a ridiculous voice, no, Batfleck has a fucking electronic voice changer, which instantly makes his every word incredibly badass.
- Jared Leto's version of The Joker, as befits a sociopathic Monster Clown, is a thick, cackling slice of ham.
The Joker [to Monster T]: Ohhh, that she issss. The fiiiiire in my loins, the itch in my crotch, the ONE, the ONLY, the INFAMOUS...HARRRRRRLEY QUINNNN!
- Along with the Joker, Suicide Squad (2016) has his soulmate Harley Quinn ("I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.") and Boisterous Bruiser Captain Boomerang, who overacts even silently on his TV spot ("Oh yeah, you're the fire bloke, eh? [pulls out a lighter] Well, looky here. Ooh, it's fire! Whooooooo!").
- Kenneth Branagh as Gilderoy Lockhart in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, another character actually required by the story to be a Large Ham. His performance is summed up beautifully by Mike Nelson in the RiffTrax commentary as Kenneth first appears; "Yes, treat your family and friends to the flavor of traditional Northern Irish HAM."
- Rumor has it Branagh, Alan Rickman (Snape), and Jason Isaacs (Lucius Malfoy) had a friendly competition on the set to see who could ham it up the most. ... Ooooooh my.
- Strangely, Voldemort, particularly in Goblet of Fire. It's easy to see the fun Ralph Fiennes is having. Fiennes has said that he tried not to go over the top with Voldemort, but then he realized there's no other way to play him. For example, "DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME HARRY POTTER!!!! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN I KILL YOU!!! I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT LEAVE YOUR EYES!!!!" Or, what about the infamous, "CRRRRUUUCCCCCCCC-io!" Even after calming down in each following film, his infamous "NYEEEEAAAAHHH HEH HEH" from Deathly Hallows has become quite popular.
- For context: This is the scene after Harry is apparently dead in Hagrid's arms. Voldemort and the Death Eaters take the body back to Hogwarts to gloat at the defenders. After announcing Harry's apparent demise, the Death Eaters burst into laughter, cuing one of the most awkward laughs from Voldemort one will hear. He even seems to dance in place for a second. Coupled with one of the weirdest hugs ever done a few minutes later.
- AAAAAAAAVADA KEDAVRA!
- So incredibly over-hammed it sounded more like "UUUUUUUhvudu Kuduvru!"
- Incidentally, the hug scene was Fiennes' own idea.
- He can ham it up with even just two words: "Nagini. Dinner."
- Imelda Staunton spits bacon and pork chops with every line. Even just Umbridge's cough is fraught with enough ham to fill a superbowl party sub sandwich.
"As I've told you before, Mr. Potter, naughty children deserve to be punished.""FILTHY HALFBREED!""I am Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MEEEEEE?!!"
- Michael Gambon as Dumbledore. He doesn't chew the scenery; he devours it whole, spits it out, and then devours it again. At least in Goblet of Fire.
"SIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNCEEEEEEE!""DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!" (Did joo putyer name in'a gobletaFIYA!)
- which is said while he has Harry by his shirt collar and pressed against a wall.
- That bit was the result of ignorance of the source material, as Mr. Gambon hadn't read the book. Still pretty darn hammy, though.
- At least he made up for it in subsequent films.
- Shirley Henderson as the hammiest Ghost in Hogwarts, Moaning Myrtle.
Moaning Myrtle: I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever want to talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle? AHHHHHHHHHH!Hermione: She's a little sensitive.
- It's a small role, but Miriam Margolyes is nearly intolerable as Professor Sprout.
- Brendan Gleeson as Mad-Eye Moody, between character voice, exaggerated motions, and mentoring role, fits the bill perfectly.
- He has only a small role in Goblet of Fire but David Tennant as Barty Crouch Jr fills every moment with ham, with wild eyes and that weird flicking tongue thing - sheer craziness.
- Gary Oldman's somewhat hamtastic turn as Sirius Black. "I would have DIED, Peter! I would have DIED rather than BETRAY MY FRIENDS!!!!!" He calmed down considerably in the fifth movie.
- And occasionally, he goes beyond "somewhat" hamtastic: "I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!"
- Hell, that scene even leads David Thewlis overacting along with Oldman at times.
- Oh, and the scene where Lupin transforms into a werewolf, "You know the man you TRULY ARE, Remus!" and "THIS FLESH IS ONLY FLESH!"
- Professor Trelawney: "In THIS room, YOU shall discover if YOU possess THE SIGHT!" This is a central trait of her character. Naturally, as she's a faux psychic (most of the time, anyway).
- Both Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint get to be this during two particularly funny scenes of Half-Blood Prince — first when Ron accidentally drinks a love potion and then when Harry deliberately drinks a luck potion.
- Emma Watson's first scene as Hermione in Philosopher's Stone gets pretty hammy. In fact most of the scenes in the first movie for the kid actors are very overly done simply because of inexperience.
- Miranda Richardson as Rita Skeeter in Goblet of Fire. She has very few lines compared to the book but she makes every one memorable. Witness her interview with Harry in a broom closet.
- Helena Bon HAM Carter as Bellatrix Lestrange. She made the character way more rabid and insane than described in the books. In her first scene in Order of the Phoenix, she's licking the dark mark on her arm. She takes it further with each subsequent film until in Deathly Hallows, each line she says is a thick slice of ham.
- Jessie Cave looked at the description of Lavender Brown as a ditzy Smitten Teenage Girl who is Sickeningly Sweethearts with Ron, and charged in full ham ahead. Witness the hospital scene.
- According to Helen McCrory (Narcissa Malfoy) much of the overacting was revenge for having their subplots cut.
- Speaking of Malfoys, Jason Isaacs was more than able to bring out the porks. "You cost me MY SERVANT!"
- Perhaps he had listened to the audiobooks, where Stephen Fry practically howls that line: "YOU COST ME MY SERVANT... BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
- Speaking of Malfoys, Jason Isaacs was more than able to bring out the porks. "You cost me MY SERVANT!"
James Bond villains
- Jonathan Pryce as Elliot Carver in Tomorrow Never Dies. Whatever scenery his mooks don't riddle with bullets or blast into a million pieces, he cheerfully chows down on like there's no... well, tomorrow. And the movie is, arguably, the better for it.
I want full newspaper coverage. I want magazine stories, I want books, I want TV, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day! This is OUR MOMENT! And a billion people on this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver Media Group. (beat) There's no news... like bad news.
- Max Zorin from A View to a Kill, played as a psychotic yuppie by Christopher Walken.
- General Orlov from Octopussy. His Chewing the Scenery briefing scene near the beginning of the movie combines the speech patterns of William Shatner, the volume levels of BRIAN BLESSED, and a truly awful accent to form the essence of Ham. This was awesome.
- "Yes, but tomorrow I shall be a Hero of the Soviet Union!"
- "Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... EXCEPT CRIME!!!" The Hammiest Ham that Ever Hammed.
- "NO, Mister Bond, I expect you to DIE!"?
- Better still - Gert Fröbe was a unilingual German speaker. He spoke all of his lines phonetically, and they were dubbed over afterwards.
- One wonders at what the movie would've been like if Goldfinger had been played by BRIAN BLESSED, though that may have caused the universe to implode from the super-dense ham.
- The laser wouldn't have been necessary, that's for sure. BRIAN BLESSED simply could've shouted until Sean Connery's face melted.
- While Yaphet Kotto played a relatively mellow Dr. Kananga in Live and Let Die, Kananga's alter ego, Mr. Big, is a pretty Big ham (hur hur hur), with lines like "DID YOU TOUCH HER??!!" belted with feeling.
"Names is for tombstones, baby! You take this honky out and waste him!
- Exception: Sean Bean played a low-key villain in GoldenEye.
- Le Chiffre in Casino Royale (2006), who was low-key most of the time, except when he corrects Bond's statement that he won't be safe if he tortures Bond to death.
Le Chiffre: YOU! ARE SOOO WRONG!!! *point*
- Dominic Greene in Quantum of Solace is a restrained ham struggling to break free.
- Unlike the above two, Raoul Silva from Skyfall starts gobbling up scenery from the get-go. At times even bordering Camp Gay!
- Charles Gray as Blofeld in Diamonds Are Forever is a smarmy, snarky, campy ham par excellence.
John Waters films
- Divine. One of the largest hams ever.
- You'd be hard pressed to count the people who aren't large hams in Pink Flamingos.
- "RIVERS OF GORE! RIVERS OF GORE!"
- "I guess there's just two kinds of people in this world: My kind of people, and ASSHOLES!"
- "Someone has sent me a BOOOWELLL MOVEMENT!"
- Tracey Ullman in A Dirty Shame.
- Serial Mom: Kathleen Turner hams it up big time, especially in her prank phone calls to Mink Stole. She concludes one such call with perhaps the best delivery of the word "motherfucker" ever.
- Cecil B. Demented:
Honey Whitlock: What do I get if I win? (referring to the Honey Whitlock costume contest)Ticket Seller: A big ham! What else?
- I'M CECIL B DEMENTED AND I AM A FUCKING HAM!!!
- Patch Adams doesn't DESERVE a Director's Cut! The original was LONG ENOUGH!!!
- Oh, Santa, why has thou forsaken me, I cry, AND SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!!
- Before I became a ham addict, I had so many problems. Now I just have one: HAM! It's given my life real focus!
- You look so pale... * SMACK* Sorry, but Satan says you need more ham! (They really need to let her ham it up more often, cause she's just fucking exquisite in this.)
- We're non-union! AND WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS MOVIE!!!
- Cecil says I gotta give you a new look...
- The concept was even lampshaded:
Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Just about every bad guy prior to Ant-Man indulges in Evil Is Hammy - Obadiah Stane, The Abomination (before transformation, not so much), Ivan Vanko, Justin Hammer, The Mandarin - both Trevor, who is a hammy actor playing the supposed terrorist, and Killian, who once embraces the villainous part gets boisterous - Red Skull, Loki, Ultron... Malekith and Ronan are more subdued, but still say every line with intensity. For Captain America: The Winter Soldier, the best we've got is Arnim Zola as a Virtual Ghost, dropping Wham Lines in gleefully evil ways.
- Tony Stark is really full of himself, and always hogging for the spotlight. Giving nicknames to everyone is a bonus.
- Asgard in Thor is a World of Ham. At one point, its ruler Odin (played by the one and only Anthony Hopkins) he tells his son Loki to shut up by growling at him.
- This was actually ad-libbed. Hiddleston was genuinely scared of Hopkins at that moment.
- Although Odin's son Thor (played by Chris Hemsworth) gives Hopkins a run for his money, what with all the intense gazes and grandiloquent declarations.
- Tom Hiddleston as Loki probably takes the prize pig in a family of hams, though, leaving most of the ham for when he strikes Earth in The Avengers. Seriously, the speech he gave to the crowd in Germany was spectacularly theatrical:
Loki: Kneel before me. I said... KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
- Loki's need to make everything into a theatrical event about him is actually an explicit plot point.
- Come Thor: Ragnarok and the family's completed by Hela, Odin's Card Carrying Villainess daughter. And it's not the first time Cate Blanchett goes over the top.
- Guardians of the Galaxy:
- Benicio del Toro as The Collector. One-Scene Wonder in The Stinger for Thor: The Dark World, larger yet still hammy role in Guardians.
- Rocket. Star-Lord also has his moments, and Drax says almost everything in an overtly dramatic manner.
- Thanos has good reason to be a little hammy, given his position. Even when he's giving an inconsequential lecture to Ronan, though, he still does it. "Your politics bore me." And once Thanos actually becomes the villain in Avengers: Infinity War, he might not be a fun villain like Loki and Ultron, but he's certainly as grandiose as possible.
- Ant-Man is only a regular Deadpan Snarker in his own film. Come Captain America: Civil War, and the fact he's surrounded by other heroes makes him want to behave as exaggerated as possible. Best example is when he becomes Giant Man.
Pirates of the Caribbean
- Captain Hector Barbossa. Even the character seems to be deliberately cultivating his exceptional, rum-laced ham, right down to the slightly unhinged Evil Laugh he repeatedly indulges in. And the bits where he goes "Aaar!"
"No, what AAAAARRRE ya doin'?"
- His hamminess actually becomes an issue when trying to free Calypso. The requisite line is supposed to be whispered gently into her ear, but Barbosa hams it up so much the ritual fails.
- Indeed, one of the best parts of the first movie is watching Geoffrey Rush and Johnny Depp try to out-ham one another.
"NAAAAAY, BELAAAY THAT!" (long beat as he tries to remember his line) "... DO SOMETHIN' ELSE!"
- Also, this:
Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa! We need you at the helm!Barbossa: ...Aye, that be true!
- And then there's the scene where the Pearl is sailing around the maelstrom and Barbossa is at the helm, laughing his head off and generally having the time of his life.
- What we see in the movie is the least hammy of Barbossa's stuff. The bloopers are even funnier.
- As mentioned above, Captain Jack Sparrow. It gets even worse when he is Talking to Himself in the third movie.
- Davy Jones, especially with that weird accent. DAMN YOU, TV TROPEEEEESSSS!
- "HARRIDAN! YOU'LL SEE NO MERCY FROM ME!"
- In the second and third movies, Keira Knightley is clearly enjoying herself as Elizabeth ("I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!").
- And then Blackbeard shows up in the fourth installment. What fate befalls mutineers?
- "Mutineers 'HAAAAANG!"
- Recognize my VOICE, Hartigan? Recognize my voice, you piece-of-shit cop? I look different, but I bet you can recognize my voice!
- This is a career-ending wound, WHORE!
- This is blood for blood and by the GALLON. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're BACK! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.
- Get that gun. Outta My Face. NOW!
- (gets slapped)Pastaerd!!
- Naturally, if we're talking Star Trek, William Shatner is a given. Surprisingly averted, however, in Star Trek: The Motion Picture, where he gives a remarkably subdued performance, to the level of Dull Surprise in some scenes.
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan starts out with Shatner playing Kirk as rather melancholy, as the admiral is starting to feel his age. He goes on to prove he's still got plenty of ham to serve; you know the scene. Made brilliant when you realize a few scenes later that the ham was served in-character.
- Christopher Plummer as General Chang in Star Trek VI. His Crowning Moment of Ham-osity has to be the bit near the end where his ship is pummeling the crap out of Enterprise, and he's having a total blast, bellowing Shakespeare, while twirling around in his motorized Captain's chair. Hamtacular.
"Cry HAVOC!!! And let slip the dogs of war!!"
- The ham is noted in-universe by Dr. McCoy, who states "I'd pay real money if he'd shut up."
- In Shatner's book Star Trek Movie Memories, a photo of him and Plummer laughing at a flub in the courtroom scene has a caption describing the two as "Hamosauruses".
- Ricardo Montalban as KHAAAAAN!!! Interestingly enough, his first take on the character was even hammier, and the director asked him to dial it down to make the times he did rant and rave feel more powerful.
"He tasks me! He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares maelstrom and 'round perdition's flame before I give him up!"
- Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Soren in Star Trek: Generations.
They say Ham is the fire in which we burn.
- Behold! The quintessential HAM in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home}}: John Schuck, playing the Klingon Hambassador. Remember this well — There will be no unchewed scenery, as long as Kirk lives!!
Sarek: Do you deny these facts?
John Schuck: We denyyyyyy nothing. We have the RIGHT to preSERVE our RACE!!
- Shuck got in on TV Trek as well, playing the delightfully hamtastic Legate Parn on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
- An in-universe example from The Voyage Home: Scotty at the Plexicorp factory, who gets called on it by McCoy.
Scotty: I find it hard to believe that I've travelled millions of miles—Bones: Thousands! Thousands!
- As soon as they start the tour:
Bones: Don't bury yourself in the part!
- Not that DeForest Kelley doesn't overact - he's clearly enjoying being somewhat overblown during the hospital rescue scene.
- As soon as they start the tour:
- Klingon captains are never not hammy. Remember Commander Kruge?
GET OUUUUT!! GET OUT OF THERE!!
GLORIOUS, isn't it?!
- Apparently, Christopher Lloyd was a barely containable ham in one scene. Kruge was supposed to call to be beamed up over his handheld communicator, but they could never get him to talk into the prop — he'd always spread his arms wide, throw his head back, and bellow "BEAM ME UP!" to the heavens. Epic ham.
- F. Murray AbraHAM as the face-stretching, scenery-chewing, Smug Snake Ru'afo in Star Trek: Insurrection.
- Eric Bana: Shitty Hulk, but great Star Trek villain:
IT HAPPENED! I SAW IT HAPPEN! DON'T TELL ME IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!FIRE EVERYTHIANNG!!!!SPAAAAWWWWK!!!
- That first gets extra points because during one take Bana passed out after yelling it all.
- Picard's rant in First Contact. Normally, Patrick Stewart keeps it mellow and classy, but when his crew suggests they run from the Borg, he has a Heroic B.S.O.D. complete with a couple of Big Nos and a thick side of ham. (Apparently he took a few lessons from Shatner in between takes of their previous movie.)
Picard: The line must be drawn Heeyah! This far, no further. And IIIIIII... will make them pay, for what they've done!
- Star Trek Into Darkness gives us John Harrison / Khan, who just loves chewing the scenery while proving what a complete badass he is.
"Your crew requires oxygen to survive; mine does not. I will target your life support systems [...] and after every single person aboard your ship suffocates, I will walk over your cold corpses to recover my people. Now, shall we begin?"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP!"
- Or when he kills Admiral Marcus.
Admiral Marcus: "War is coming! AND WHO'S GONNA LEAD US?! YOU?! If I'm not in charge, our entire way of life IS DECIMATED! So you want me off this ship, you better KILL ME!"
- Speaking of Admiral Marcus, he starts hamming it up during his Motive Rant. He also Milks The Giant Cow during this.
- And given the character, he manages to get Spock to chew some scenery by inspiring him to do the "KHAAAAAAAN!" scream.
- The villain of Star Trek Beyond, Krall, is hardly hammy given the heavy make-up doesn't allow Idris Elba to do so. Though come the final quarter where Krall's mostly human again, and the angry dialogue just calls for overacting ("I fought for Humanity! Lost millions to the Xindi and Romulan wars. And for what? For the Federation? To sit me in a Captain's chair and break bread with the enemy!").
- Emperor Palpatine was like this in Return of the Jedi, but substantially more subdued in the first two prequels. Then he was in Revenge of the Sith, where any given line he says after the second act is pure, unadulterated ham. And he's still a fairly effective bad guy. One can assume he stopped caring about self-restraint once he conquered the entire galaxy.
ONCE MOAAAARRR the Sith will RUUUUUULE the GALAXYYYYY... and... we shall have... peace.
- Something...something...something...Dark Side.
- The exact moment when Ian McDiarmid's ham switch was flipped to on in Revenge of the Sith? We all know which scene it was.
"POWAHHHHHH! UNLIMITED POWAHHHHHHH!"
- He did have flashes beforehand though: "Have... youuuuu... ever....... heaaaaaaaaard.... the traaaaaaaaaagedyyyyyyyyyyyy of... Daaaaaaaaarth Plagueisssssssssss.......... the Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiise?"
- In Return of the Jedi, even when Palpatine isn't yelling about the dark side, he's still unbelievably hammy. "Now, young Skywalker........... you will die."
- And, while shaking his head like a douchebag, "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite op-er-a-tion-al, when your friends... arrive..."
- Geez, he didn't have to be such a dick about it.
- Wass abot Jar Jar Binks! *shudder*
- Boss Nass. Voiced by BRIAN BLESSED.
"YOUSA NO TINKEN YOUSA GREATER THAN THE GUNGANS? Meesa liiike dis. Maybe wesa... bein' friends!"
- Three words: Jabba The Hutt! "BO SHUDA!".
- Oh, my! The probability that C-3PO is not a fussy tin of camp ham is approximately three thousand, seven hundred twenty to one!!
- Darth Vader was quite hammy, not only during his Big "NO!" scene, but also in Episode IV as well. In Episodes V and VI, he was a bit more subdued and chilling. Bless you, Dave Prowse (who gestures plentifully) and James Earl Jones (who delivers his lines with intense passion).
Darth Vader: Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WWWHHHHAAAT have you DONE with those PLANS????Darth Vader: Commander, TEAR THIS SHIP APART UNTIL YOU FIND THOSE PLANS! And BRING me the passengers, I WANT THEM ALIVE!Darth Vader: You are PART of the REBEL AllIANce and a traitor! TAKE HER AWAY!
- Vader still had a few traces of ham left in his system, most notably in his We Can Rule Together speech to Luke in Empire:
Darth Vader: Luuuuke, you do not yet realize your impPORtance. You have only begun to discover your POWAH. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our COMBINED STRENGTH, we can END this destrOOCTive conflict and bring ORDAH to the GALAXYYY.Luke: I'll NEVER join you!Darth Vader: IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE POWAH OF THE DAHK SIDE.
- Hayden Christensen's turn as the younger Vader is better-known for another trope... Except for the times when Anakin has to express anger. YOUWILLNOTTAKEHERFROMME!
- Vader still had a few traces of ham left in his system, most notably in his We Can Rule Together speech to Luke in Empire:
- General Grievous. What he lacks in evilness he makes up for with hamminess.
Grievous: You FOOL! I have been trrrained in yourrr Jedi arrrts by Count... DOO-ku!
- His hamminess probably comes from the fact that he's based a bit on Dracula.
- Count Dooku
Count Dooku: You MUST JOIN ME, Obi-Wan, and together WE WILL DESTROY THE SITH!
- Watto. "YOU'LL-A FIND-AWHAT-A-YA NEED!"
- Pretty much the main reason Admiral Ackbar ever achieved Memetic Mutation. His infamous "It's a trap!" and "Our cruisers can't repel fire of that magnitude!" lines are loved solely because he's so dramatic about it.
- General Hux hams it up during his New Era Speech to the troops at Starkiller Base. Bonus points for unleashing fire and brimstone on the Hosnian System almost immediately afterward.
Hux: Today is the end of the Republic. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance! This fierce machine which you have built—upon which we stand—will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the First Order and will remember this as the last day of the Republic!
- The First Order throughout the sequel trilogy so far is an empire of ham. Hux, Snoke, Kylo Ren, and Phasma all indulge in different flavors, from gleefully sinister to pulling bizarre facial expressions, to No Indoor Voice. This even extends down to nameless, low-ranking officers: "JUST LOOK, WE WON'T SURVIVE EVEN HUX IS GONE!!!"
- In Rogue One, stocking the galactic deli counters has fallen to the extremely capable Forest Whitaker as Saw Gerrera and Ben Mendelsohn as Director Krennic.
- Kevin Spacey's Lex Luthor in Superman Returns.
- "I would trade three THOUSAND coconuts, and every ounce of your blood, for a quart of GASOLINE!"
- Gene Hackman's Luthor (who inspired Spacey's) also serves, particularly in Superman II, even if the next example outhams him.
- Zod. One has to kneel before him in respect of his vast arsenal of over-the-top bluster, which he can back up on Earth with tremendous power only the Man of Steel can challenge. Whole websites have been devoted to the glorious OTTness of Terence Stamp's portrayal of Zod as a vain, short-tempered and sometimes rather bored aristocratic psycho. So indelible was Stamp's rendition (which bore little resemblance to the comic character on whom it was based) that most subsequent comic versions of Zod have been negatively received due to their lack of similarity to Stamp's characterization. Recently they just gave up and reintroduced the "real" Zod in the direct likeness of Stamp's persona.
Other Hams On The Menu
- My dear friend, let us not forget that heaven is blue... TAMARROW DA WAAAAAAARLD!!!!!!! Briing in my bluuuepeers!!''
- WEEEE MEEEANIIES ONLY TAKE NOOO FER AN ANSAAA!! IIIIIS THAAT UNDASTOOD, MAX???
- A thing of beauty! DESTROY IT FAREVAA!!!!
- THE GLOVE IS LOSING HIS TOUCH!!!
- SMAAASH THEEEEEMMM!!!! SQUAASH THEEM!!!! CRUUUUUUUUUUSH THEM!!!!!! Ooooobluuuueeeterate them!!!
- SPEEEAK YOUR LAAAAAST PIEEEEECEEE!!!!!
- DO YOUR WORST!!! EXPLOOOOOOOOOOODE THEM!!!
- French actor Louis de Funès.
- Italian comedian Totò.
- R.J. Fletcher, the main villain in UHF, is a truly monumental ham. The performance was so over the top that, according to "Weird Al" Yankovic, veteran actor Kevin McCarthy had a very difficult time keeping a straight face.
"This community means about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot!"
- Andrew Divoff is deliriously over-the-top as the evil genie in Wishmaster.
- You can't mention Large Hams in movies without someone quoting Komodo from Warriors of Virtue.
- Michael Sheen's portrayal of Castor in TRON: Legacy smells like Tim Curry caliber ham.
"Change the scheme! Alter the mood! Electrify the boys and girls, if you'd be so kind."
"Greetings, programs! Oh, what an occasion we have here before us. Because your rumors are true! We do indeed have in our midst... A USER! A user! So, what to do? What does this user deserve? Might I suggest, perhaps... the challenge of the grid?! (crowd cheers) And who best to battle this singular opponent? Perhaps one who has some experience in these matters... oh yes indeed, programs! Your liberator! Your luminary! Your leader and beacon! The one who vanquished the tyranny of the user those many cycles before! CLU!!!!"
- Castor's not the only ham on The Grid. In addition to his grand entrance to the lightcycle grid, Clu gives a BRIAN BLESSED-style New Era Speech to inform his army that he will make our world open and available to all of them. Yes! TO ALL OF THEM!!!!!
- Clu's Middle-Management Mook Jarvis is quite a Large Ham himself, especially when he's tasked with announcing Clu's entrance into the lightcycle arena:
- The entire Barrymore family are the original Large Hams. Example: John Barrymore in Twentieth Century (1934): I CLOSE THE IRON DOOR ON YOU!
- Their prominence is all the more impressive considering it was an age when being a Large Ham was practically a requirement to appear in movies.
- Except Drew Barrymore, who has a tendency to underplay things. Averted in her directorial debut, Whip It, in which she, cast in the minor role of Smashley Simpson, has a grand time chewing the scenery and shamelessly stealing every scene she's in - and the film is better for it.
- Billy Crystal loves to scream. A lot.
- Michael C. Hall truly hams it up in Gamer. Just take a look at his dance number!!!
- Robert De Niro as Max Cady in Cape Fear. His Captain Shakespeare of the movie adaptation of Stardust belongs here as well — that cancan REEKS of ham (and you can just tell he loves every second of it).
- Similarly, the entire cast of Brazil chewed scenery at some point or another.
- Since Alan Rickman was mentioned in Harry Potter, this page can't be complete without mentioning Hans Gruber and the Sheriff of Nottingham.
- Gruber's actually something of an anti-Ham; until the end of the movie, he was viewed as much more restrained than the typical action movie bad guy.
- Robert Preston. The Music Man, Victor/Victoria, The Last Starfighter...
- In Ang Lee's 2003 Hulk, Nick Nolte chews the set. Literally. After shouting a monologue at Eric Bana, he picks up a cable and bites it◊.
- Hannibal Lecter as played by Anthony Hopkins (Brian Cox, less so).
- Dracula, in many of his appearances - most of them aping the 1931 original Hampire, the man, the myth, Bela Lugosi.
Dracula: I have charrrrtered a ship to take us to Eengland. Ve vill be leeeaving....tomorrow....eeeee-ven-inng.Dracula: Excellent, Mis-ter...Ren-field...Dracula: I neeever drink.......wine.Dracula: (swings a sword at Keanu) Eet iz no laughing ma-TTAH!
- And taken to parodistic extremes by Richard Roxburgh's turn as the Count in Van Helsing.
Dracula: Nooo!!! I HAVE NO HEART! I feeeel no pain! No love! No...sorrow...I...am...HOLLOW...and I vill liive....forever!
- It's a bad sign when the Big Bad opens his mouth, and all you can think of is how many Linkin Park albums he owns.
- Then there's Moulin Rouge!, where Roxburgh's villainous Duke is the largest ham in a movie stuffed with them (although Jim Broadbent gives him a fair run for the money).
- The fact the two of them got to sing "Like A Virgin" together absolutely cements their oversized porcine status.
- And taken to parodistic extremes by Richard Roxburgh's turn as the Count in Van Helsing.
- Not so much in the original novel, but in just about every film adaption ever, Doctor Frankenstein devours scenery as if it were LIFE ITSELF.
- Ray Winstone in Beowulf (2007), although that's pretty clearly part of the character. A little more creepily, Crispin Glover as Grendel.
- The most succulent ham of them all, Robert Newton in Treasure Island.
- James Robertson Justice. A Ham so Large, he was BRIAN BLESSED and John Rhys-Davies combined, in virtually every single role he performed (including the cheese commercials!).
- Do not let the golden ham that is Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments eclipse the cured Eastern ham that is Yul Brynner in that film.
- "The city he built ... shall BEAR MY NAME. The woman he loves ... shall BEAR MY CHILD."
- "Farewell! ... my ONE TIME brother."
- "Does FEAR rule Egypt ... or do IIIIIIII?" * sweep your cape around*
- Unfortunately, constant repetition and Memetic Mutation has also invested Brynner's postmortem exhortation for people not to smoke with a degree of ham.
- Most everyone in The Ten Commandments hammed it up to some degree. Especially Anne Baxter with her "MO-ses!" Plus the dialogue was cheesy. So does that make this movie ham & cheese?
- It bears mentioning that the Book of Psalms in The Bible refers to Egypt as the Land of Ham.
- ANY movie John Agar is in. And watching him is like getting hit in the face OVER AND OVER by a large ham.
- Peter Cullen returning as the voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers. BEFORE TIME BEGAN, THERE WAS A LARGE HAM!
- Though the proper term for what Peter "Optimus" Cullen has isn't ham, it's gravitas. See the first episode of The Colbert Report for details on the subject.
- If anything, Megatron is the ham here:
- Jetfire in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, especially his line about his father (the first wheel, apparently) transforming into, "NOTHING! But he did so with honour! Dignity!" or his introduction: "Behold... the eternal glory of... Jetfire!
- And for a non-Serkis Folk example, John Turturro, who already has his own section in this page ("Ooh. Nokia's are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai."note ), particularly in Revenge of the Fallen where he is free from The Men in Black constraints.
- John Malkovich and Ken Jeong in the third movie as well.
- In the fourth movie, Stanley Tucci. "How do you say "Get the fuck out of my way" in Chinese?"
- James Rethrick in Paycheck exclaims "Still think you can change your fate, Mike!? I AM A FUTURE MIKE!!".
- Rupert Everett is incredibly hammy.
- Those of us with young children can take some relief in the fact that
ManHAMdy Patinkin saw fit to have fun with his role as the villain in Elmo's Adventures in Grouchland.Who said that? Who dares challenge my evil ways?
- Marlon Brando in some of his films.
- Marlon Brando started dishing out large servings of ham almost as soon as he started getting lead roles.
- And if he wasn't hammy, it's likely because he simply didn't give a damn (the Superman movies)
- A role for which he didn't even bother memorizing his lines. He had cue cards taped all over the set so that every time he's on-screen, he is just reading lines.
- Spider-Man Trilogy:
- Willem Dafoe. The Green Goblin. "THINK ABOUT IT, HERO!" and "Sleeeeeep!" come to mind. The performance can charitably be described as "operatic".
- "FINISH IT!"
- "WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDAH-MAAAAAAAAAAN!" And Doc Ock in the second film. "You have a train to catch."
- J. Jonah
JamHAMeson, played with gusto by J. K. Simmons. I guess that batch of "Christmas meat" was ham...
- And further proving villains are a fun role, Eddie Brock/Venom. "I like being bad. It makes me happy."
- In fact, all of the villains except Sandman are this.
- Bruce Campbell's cameo appearances.
- Willem Dafoe. Everything Else. '''"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!"'''
- Virtually anybody in Speed Racer, but in particular Pops ("Terrible what passes for a ninja these days"), Royalton ("Do you want to become a real race car driver?! Then SIGN that contract!"), and impressively, eight-year-old Spritle.
- A new age is dawning. An age of HAM, and ALL THE WORLD WILL KNOW that SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS chewed EVERY LAST INCH OF SCENERY TO DEFEND IT!
- Ephialtes and Xerxes were pretty hammy, too. (A particular scene of the latter's earned a "Ham alert! Ham alert" in 300's RiffTrax)
- Let's not give Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. "The Rock" a free pass. From The Rundown to Doom, hammy till the cows come home. Not that that's a bad thing, but it's pretty hilarious in every single case (the best being Be Cool, specially his "acting showoff").
Can you SMEEEEEELL what The Rock is COOOOKIIIIING?!
- Yes, and it's a big thick ham steak, wrapped in bacon and stuffed into a suckling pig with a can of Spam in its mouth. Served on a plate of porkchops.
- The Rock's mother didn't like him using the word "ass" (during his general promo about "turn[ing] that sumbitch sideways and sticking it straight up your candy ass!")... so one time, he changed it to "straight up... your RECTUM."
- His work in the masterful Southland Tales. "I'm a pimp... and pimps... don't. Commit. Suicide."
- In The Scorpion King he proves you can ham up gestures.
- Really, any wrestler-turned-actor is going to run into this as a rather understandable result of originating from the World of Ham that is professional wrestling, Hulk Hogan being possibly the Ur-Example.
- Oliver Reed in Gladiator. I can't think of any ham-related puns based on his name.
- Both the villains of Space Mutiny. One of them is extremely easy to amuse ("Remember Carl's blond joke?") and seems to think that acting is entirely based on scrunching up your forehead ("Come on, skull, pop out of my skin!"). The other is unnaturally intense and always hisses.
"I'm surrounded by INCOMPETENCE! I'm being undermined by my own disciples!"
- Jellon Lamb. Or perhaps, Jellon Ham.
"He sitssss up there, in those melancholy hills. Some say he SLUMBERS DEEP, like the KRAKEN! The troopers will never catch him! So... I... wait, Mr. Murphy. I wait."
- Or his even more delightful line, which is censored not because it's a spoiler, but because of how offensive it is,. "What is an Irishman... but a nigger turned inside out?"
- Faye Dunaway, burying herself in the character and a very Large Ham, as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest. "NO. MORE. WIRE. HANGERS!!!"
- Creeeeeeeeeedence Léonore Guilgud from Troll 2, incapable of not extending a word to epic proportions, and playing up the creepy witch Depraved Bisexual angle for everything it's worth. As Rifftrax so memorably put it: "This is community college draaaaaaaaama class!".
- Dorothy Lamour commenting on making the Road to ... pictures with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope: "I felt like a wonderful sandwich, a slice of white bread between two slices of ham."
- Vincent Price is another classic example. For a particularly thick slice, check out one of his own particular favorites: Professor Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective.
- Justified in Theatre of Blood, where his character is a murderous actor. A HAMMY murderous actor.
- His monologue at the beginning of the song Black Widow by Alice Cooper is nothing short of hamtastic. Same goes for his rap in Michael Jackson's Thriller.
- In The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Price chews the scenery without even opening his mouth.
- Price was always the right side of ham though, as his passion for acting and captivating voice and mannerisms helped him stop becoming cheesy.
- He also played Egghead in the 60's Batman series, delivering a fine meal of ham and eggs.
- In His Kind Of Woman, Price plays an Errol Flynn-style movie star who, when confronted with real mortal danger from mobsters, gets a huge rush from it, and leaps into the fray shouting out Shakespeare with extra ham - he even wears a thespian cape!
- Everybody with a name from Super Mario Bros. gets to ham it up now and again (Toad's guitar playing for one), but Dennis Hopper as King Koopa stands out above all the rest. "Bobomb..."
- Given that the two leads have said they only got through the film due to large amounts of alcohol, it stands to reason.
- Joan Cusack in School of Rock, although Jack Black outhams her in that film.
- Also, Joan Cusack as the nanny in Addams Family Values. ''Don't I deserve love... and jewellery?
"That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! GRACEFUL! DELICATE!"
- Also, Joan Cusack as the nanny in Addams Family Values. ''Don't I deserve love... and jewellery?
- Chris Farley in Tommy Boy.
- In anything. He hammed 'til the cows, er, pigs came home in every role. Especially in Beverly Hills Ninja.
- He acknowledged this fully, saying once in an interview that he played the same character in every movie, "just at different volumes."
- In anything. He hammed 'til the cows, er, pigs came home in every role. Especially in Beverly Hills Ninja.
- An exceptionally fabulous ham can be found in The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T, another Seuss story;
HamsHans Conried plays the doctor with the relish of a thousand Burger Fools and the camp of a hundred Mardi Gras. The man made pointing downwards epic. And there's this line:Dr. Terwilliker: We shall play the most beautiful piece ever written. I wrote it.Dr. Terwilliker: I want him disintegrated. ATOM... by ATOM!!!!!"
- To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar was the proverbial feast of a thousand hams. Every lead actor was salted, cured, and hickory-smoked. And it was delicious.
- Jack Palance could go from quiet, breathy ham to loud, bombastic ham in the blink of an eye.
- Half the cast of Ocean's Eleven and its sequels, with special mention going to Elliot Gould as Reuben Tishkoff and Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr. A one-movie example is Al Pacino bringing the formula from his folder above to play the bad guy in Thirteen.
- Meet the Fockers has a tag team of Large Hams in the form of Barbra Streisand and Dustin Hoffman, both shamelessly mugging for the cameras and having a blast doing it. Amazingly, they manage to pull off the feat of being Large Kosher Hams.
- Apparently directorial advice to Forest Whitaker for playing Cpt. Jack Wander in Street Kings was something like "speak very VERY loudly half the time, act like you're hitting on Keanu Reeves for the other half" - with a wikked Baw-stahn accent all the while. Yum yum, good ham.
- Michael "Basil Exposition" York as the Antichrist in The Omega Code 2: Megiddo probably tops every single example on this page, to the point that the movie should have been called The Omega Ham. His performance single-handedly elevates this movie to So Bad, It's Good status. See for yourself.
- Nathan Lane, in nearly everything, but especially The Birdcage.
- The whole movie was a hamming competition between Robin Williams and Nathan Lane.
- In The Birdcage, Williams and Lane were hamming it up so much they had to promise to do at least one 'straight' (term used loosely) take for every scene.
- The whole movie was a hamming competition between Robin Williams and Nathan Lane.
- Austin Powers has quite a few including the main character and Dr. Evil (both played by Mike Myers). "OH BEHAVE!"
- Listen up you primitive screwheads! Bruce Campbell is a LARGEHAM! He starts off as a Deadpan Snarker, top-of-the-line. You can find this in lines like "Groovy". That's right, then this sweet actor from Royal Oak, Michigan gets 110 bucks worth of ham. He's got a hyperactive jawline, walnut brown eyes and a hair ham trigger. So when shopping for ham, Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. GOT THAT?
- Also, the only Sci Fi original movies that are even close to bearable are the ones with Bruce Campbell in them, specifically for this reason.
- His performance as an elderly Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep is a slightly subdued version.
- Sort of lampshaded in Army Of Darkness, where one character asks if everyone in the future is as much of a loudmouthed braggart as he is.
- Sam Raimi gave him cameos in each film of the Spider-Man Trilogy. The first two (a wrestling announcer and a theater usher) are short and constrained. But as a French maître d' in the third, he chews scenery and easily steals the scene.
- Most of his covers in Burn Notice are usually of the annoying American variety or high class suit and tie coupled with a heavy serving of ham.
- The Toad in Flushed Away, any time he appears on screen (played by Ian McKellen, who earned his own folder above). Coupled with wonderful animation for that extra ham.
- Speaking of Flushed Away, the Toad's main minion, LeFrog (who, being played by Jean Reno, at least has an authentic French accent).
- Spike, another of his minions, tried to be one on several occasions, but his efforts usually ended up as successful as his attempts to catch the heroes.
- Almost every character in this movie becomes a Large Ham at some point, if only for a few minutes. Even the slugs.
- Count Grisham in Scarecrow is so much like Gaston that it makes his dialogue somewhat comical.
- Christopher Lee.
- Cliffhanger featured John Lithgow as the Big Bad, a criminal mastermind trying to find 100 million dollars, but finding plenty of ham.
- John Lithgow? You mean Dr. Emilio Lizardo himself? "CURSE-A YOU BANZAI!"
- Everyone in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension was hamming it up so bad that toss in some cheese and a couple loaves of bread and you could feed Grovers Mills for a month. Just try to tell me that every single person in front of that camera wasn't having the time of their lives by trying to out-ham everyone else.
- John Lithgow in anything he's in. Especially 1985's Santa Claus: The Movie. "FOR FREE?!?!"
- Cate Blanchett in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Complete with Ukrainian accent.
"In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Ham! Not dark but beautiful and hammy as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!"
- Lao Che and his cronies in Temple of Doom. "To the poison you just drank, Doctor Jones!" "Too much to drink, Doctor Jones?"
- Back into Blanchett, her performance as Galadriel is subdued... except for this scene (warning: scary).
- And then there's Blanchett as the evil stepmother in the live action version of Disney's Cinderella where she gleefully chews the scenery and spits it out in every scene she's in, completely stealing the movie (except for Helena Bonham-Carter's One-Scene Wonder equally hammy performance as the Fairy Godmother) and creating the funniest Evil Laugh in recent film history.
- Another female example: Hermione Gingold.
- For one more female villain, Julianne Moore in Kingsman: The Golden Circle. It's a full-of-herself performance inspired by Gene Hackman's Lex Luthor (see the Superman folder), helped by the character being a Perpetual Smiler who always speaks in a peppy way.
- Sean Connery's mentor role in Highlander - bonus marks for a velvet pimp outfit with peacock cloak - see here◊
- The Kurgan (played by Clancy Brown) in the same movie sometimes becomes hammy as well (turning him even more creepy). According to Brown himself on his Reddit Q&A, he was getting paid next to nothing for the movie, so the director let him play the character any way he wanted so at least he'd have fun while on set.
- His performance as Sir August de Wynter in The Avengers (1998). Includes his bombastic address to the Council of Ministers, his "Rain or shine, all is MINE!", and his over-the-top insults to Steed.
- John Travolta's backing of and appearance as the Villain Protagonist of Battlefield Earth would be damning enough, but his performance... wow.
- "While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME!...I...was being trained...to conquer GALAXIES!"
- "If you RATBRAINS knew AN-Y-THING about FIREARMS, you'd know you never store LOADED WEAPONS!"
- The main hero of the film isn't much better. "A demon! A monster! A BEAST! RAAAAAAH!"
- "I aM TorGo. I tAke caRe oF tHe PlaCe wHilE thE MastEr iS aWay."
- The actor was actually dubbed by someone else, as the camera they used couldn't record sound. Although, Torgo's constant mugging and twitching suggests that he was perfectly capable of hamming it up in mime. Even his walk is over the top.
- "MANOS! As thou hast decreed, so have I done. The Hands of Fate have doomed this man! Thy... will...is...done."
- Ann-Margret in Ken Russell's Tommy. Fine ham abounds. And your ham has to be pretty damned fine to stand out in that freakfest (see Tina Turner as the Acid Queen and Keith Moon as Uncle Ernie just for starters). She even got an Oscar nomination for Best Actress.
- Roddy McDowall as Peter Vincent in Fright Night (1985) and its sequel Fright Night Part 2. Also Chris Sarandon's character Jerry Dandridge counts too. Oh yeah, and Evil Ed. "You're so cool Brewster!".
- Mystery Men has quite a few most notably Casanova Frankenstein and Tony P.
Tony P: Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember!
- Both Tonies, actually: "Hey, shovel man! Dig this!"
- Jeff Bridges' Obadiah Stane. "TONY STARK was able to ham it up in a CAVE! With a box of SCRAPS!"
- Justin HAMmer in the sequel is Tony Stark's annoying, hammy Evil Counterpart. His partner in crime, Mickey Rourke's Ivan Vanko, is also worthy of mention, complete with Russian accent and smug smiles after basically every line.
- Tony is also clearly enjoying himself too much at times. "I have successfully privatized world peace!"
- Both Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce in Iron Man 3.
- The Wizard played by Mako in Conan the Barbarian (1982) is a humming ball of ham in a seaweed outfit, while Thulsa Doom manages to be completely mesmerising, yet hammy as well. "Steel isn't strong, boy...flesssh is stronger."
Contemplate this... on the tree of woe.Mako: "BETWEEEEEN THE TIME WHEN THE OCEANS DRAANK ATLAAANTIS... AAAND the rise of the sons of Aryas... there was an age undreamed-of. AND ONTO THIS, CONAN! Destined to bear the jeweled cwown of
KahlifoniaAquilonia UP...PON A TROUB...BLED...BROW. It is I, his KWONICLER who ALONE can tell thee of his saga. LET ME TELL YOU OF THE DAYS OF HIIIIIIIGH AD-VEN-TUUUUREE!!!!"
- Margaret HAMilton as the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.
"I'll get you my pretty! And your large ham too!"I'm me-eeelting, I'm me-eeelting!!! What a world, what a world, oh!
- Speaking of witches, The White Witch in The BBC adaptation of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. In every damn scene.
- "Then how DAAARE you come ALOOONE?!"
- John Candy sometimes played roles like this. In the 1986 film version of Little Shop of Horrors he had a cameo as an over-the-top radio DJ named Weird Wink Wilkinson. Weirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd stuff!
- Dan Aykroyd as JP Valkanheiser in Nothing but Trouble. Boola boola boola!.
- Speaking of which, Grocer in Grosse Pointe Blank just oozes ham. And it is awesome.
- Peter Sellers knew a thing or two about being this in many of his films.
Sixteen chests on a dead man's rumYo-ho-ho in the bottle of the chestDrink to the devils and done for the rumsHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Prime cuts of ham include the title character in Dr. Strangelove and Dr. Fritz Fassbender in What's New Pussycat? (arguing with his wife: "Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than you!"). And Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau was good for five films' worth of this, especially as he drove Herbert Lom's hapless Dreyfus to the (hammy) edge of sanity.
- Stanley Kubrick, making Lolita, gave Sellers plenty of room to improvise, so his part as Claire Quilty grew much larger than planned, apparently bothering star James Mason in the process.
- Speaking of Chief Inspector Clouseau, in Revenge of the Pink Panther, when he disguised as a "Salty Swedish Seadog" complete with a peg leg and inflatable parrot, his mangling of the sea shanty "Dead Man's Chest" climaxes in a really hammy manner deviating from the true lyrics even more than first three lines:
- Half the cast members of Enchanted are practically required by the situation (cartoon fairy tale characters thrown into the real world) to do this. James Marsden and Susan Sarandon are especially generous with the ham.
- George Pickett is played this way in Gettysburg. In his first appearance, he comes riding into Longstreet's camp shouting "HELLO MY BOYS, VIRGINIA HAS ARRIVED!".
- In Gods and Generals, Jeff Daniels hams it up HUGE with his recitation of Marcus Lucanus's poem about Caesar crossing the Rubicon. Tops it off with "HAIL, CAESAR! WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE, SALUTE YOU!"
- The Baron Harkonnen of David Lynch's film of Dune is an enormous bucket of ham. His nephews Rabban and Feyd are definitely on their way to full ham-hood, Piter de Vries even proves you can give sign language a pork content, and Gurney Halleck is hammy as ever.
Gurney (Patrick Stewart) MOOD?! Mood is for cattle and loveplay!
Thufir Hawat: (Wait, what?) THOSE SOUNDS ...(smack your lips, wiggle your jowls) COULD. BE. IM-IT-TAYT-TED.
- Seems he and Freddie Jones had a scene-chewing competition going on.
- Ian McNeice chews up immense amounts of scenery as the Baron in the Sci-Fi miniseries. Possibly lampshaded when Paul suggests renaming House Harkonnen to "House Hog". Though it's probably just the Atreides having a laugh at the Harkonnens' expense.
- To be fair, half the dialogue they had to work with had distinct pork content to begin with.
- Kyle Reese in every line of The Terminator.
- Listen to the announcer in any trailer for a science fiction film from the 1950s. Every single one of them tries to inform the audience, in the hammiest way possible, how terrifying, imaginative, fantastical, mind-revolutionizing, and amazing their film is. The trailer for Them! is especially notable for this.
- The Cat in the Hat:
Mr. Humberfloob: Fired.Jim McFinnigan: I beg your pardon?Mr. Humberfloob: Fired.Jim McFinnigan: But I...Mr. Humberfloob: FIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEDDDDDD-UH!
- Soon after:
Mr. Humberfloob: [speaking to Joan] If your house is as messy as last time, YOU'RE FIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEDDDDDD-UH!
- Soon after:
- Dolph Lundgren reeeally hammed it up as a villain in Universal Soldier.
- Zero Mostel. Estragon in Waiting for Godot. Max Bialystock in The Producers. Abe in The Hot Rock. Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum. John in Rhinocerous. He wasn't always a ham, but when he was, he was the biggest, best, hammiest ham ever.
- He was also the voice of Kehaar, a Large Ham seagull.
- The one human being who can out Ham The Muppets. Don't believe me?
- In the second clip even his index finger overacts.
- Subverted in The Front, in which he plays an actor who plays Large Ham, but is generally low key save one drunk scene. His suicide is quiet, dignified, and depressing.
- Peter Lorre on some occasions.
- "But it was the hand! I TELL YOU IT WAS THE HAND!"
- Peter Ustinov steals the spotlight in every movie he appears in. Special mention goes to his performance of Nero in Quo Vadis, where he makes being the emperor of Rome look so fun that it's impossible to hate him even as he makes living torches out of Christians.
- "Oh! Is this the untimely end of Nero?" Declare it in your most florid voice; it's fun!
- KILL! KIIIILLLLLLLL THE NEWBORN!!
- A good chaser to Tim Curry's Pass the Ammo performance is the barely-released Marty Feldman comedy In God We Tru$t (1980), in which Andy Kaufman plays a corrupt Deep South televangelist with the wonderfully hammy name of Armageddon T. Thunderbird. Kaufman's performance lives up to the name's promise, with lots of Milking the Giant Cow and roof-raising shouting both on and off "stage", as it were, especially in the final ten minutes as his Evil Scheme unravels.
- Supporting performer Scott Paulin, in the beat-'em-up Knights. The leads are either capable only of Dull Surprise (Kathy Long), or clearly thinking mainly of their pay-cheques (Kris Kristofferson, Lance Henrikson); Paulin appears to have been the only one on the set who realized he was playing a vampire ninja cyborg named after an apostle and decided to just go with it! The resulting exuberant, gleeful bombast that embues 'Simon's' seven screen-minutes almost hauls the movie up into the 'cheesy-fun' bracket.
- Ciarán Hinds in the 1997 version of Jane Eyre.
- Then what about his Caesar ? ''BE REASONABLE ! You're on every WALL with a KNIFE at my throat!''
- Mamma Mia! consists of Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Julie Walters, and Christine Baranski switching between hamming it up for all they're worth and giving a heartbreakingly genuine performance. Sometimes they do both at once.
- Jon Voight as Paul Sarone in Anaconda. Whereas the other actors are clearly bored and just waiting for their paycheck, Voight plays the thick-accented criminal Sarone with so much overacting that a weird grandeur creeps into it. He's consequently the best thing in it.
- Christopher Walken playing an outsized version of himself in Balls of Fury.
- The best part of Steven Spielberg's Hook was undoubtedly Dustin Hoffman as the titular character.
Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers buried in notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
- Naomi Watts in The Ring. "What do you WANT from MEEE!?" and most infamously in The Ring Two, "I'm NOT your FUCKing
- Mel Brooks in anything. Particularly hammy as President Skroob in Spaceballs:
"Why didn't anyone ever tell me my
assHAM was SO BIG!!""This ship is too long! If I walk, da movie'll be over!!"
- Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet.
- Well, more like Small Ham, since he is 5'4''.
- Not only as Skroob, but also as Yogurt. "Spaceballs da FLAMETHROWAH!"
- Madeline Kahn in both Blazing Saddles ("Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in!") and Young Frankenstein ("Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found yooouuu!!").
- In Blazing Saddles, Harvey Korman in his hilariously over the top performance of Hedy Lamarr (that's Hedley!), especially "Where's my froggie? WHERE'S MY FROGGIE?!"
- "You will only be risking your lives, while I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor."
- Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet.
- Kurt Russell has such a habit of hamming it up that you could practically make a drinking game out of it. Probably the most jarring example would be the river shoot out in Tombstone, shouting a Big "NO!" as he unloads two barrels of buckshot into Curly Bill while making a face that could only be described as the face that a walrus makes when sucker-punched in the kidneys.
- Everybody in Tombstone takes big pieces out of the scenery - Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday, Michael Biehn as Johnny Ringo, Sam Elliot as Virgil Earp ...
- Daredevil was notable for one thing: the deliciously hammy performance of Colin Farrell as Bullseye. It was quite an appropriate way to play scenes in which he killed people with peanuts, pencils, paper clips, and playing cards.
- Jennifer Garner as Electra is no slouch in the ham department either.
- Galaxy Quest Never give up! Never surrender!
- Most of the cast of Rat Race, with special mentions to Rowan Atkinson and John Cleese.
- Michael Caine in The Swarm plays his Heroic Scientist character as condescending towards everyone and with a tendency to start shouting at the top of his lungs with almost no provocation.
- And in The Muppet Christmas Carol: "UNEMPLOYED!!!"
- The main villain in the otherwise forgettable Warriors of Virtue. While everyone else appeared to be playing their roles arrow-straight, the Big Bad goes so far over the top throughout the movie he could touch God.
- The Doctor/Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra — and he spends most of the movie with a mask on, hamming it up with just his Darth Vader-like voice.
- Clive Merrison's headmaster in The History Boys is definitely hamming it up.
- Also, most of the boys get an element of this at least once in the show, especially when they're acting out scenes from classic films.
- Bette Davis as Baby Jane Hudson in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? "But you are, Blanche! You are in that chair!"
If I don't get out of here, I'll die! If I don't get out of here, I hope I die!
- Beyond the Forest.
- Jack Lemmon as Professor Fate in The Great Race. His character is a parody of Mad Scientist villains, thus he overacts as much as it's possible.
PUSH THE BUTTON, MAX!MAAAAAAAAAX!
- RoboCop. Peter Weller in the first two, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, and Miguel Ferrer (among others) in the first one, Tom Noonan (among others) in the second, Rip Torn (among others) in the third...
- Judge Dredd. Armand Assante as Rico and Sylvester Stallone as the title character ham it up both together and apart.
- "I. AM. THE LAW!"
- Certainly. But consider this: "LAAAWWWWW!!!"
- That is just the tail end of a wonderful 9 second rapid ham-off between Sylvester Stallone and Armand Assante. ""You betrayed the LAW!!" "LAAAAAAWW!!"".
- Stupid Statement Dance Mix version viewable here.
- Rico also has a line where he asks "you want a new beginning?" forces a heavy bust off a table, and Motor Mouth shouts "IAMTHENEWBEGINNING!"
- Both of them have flair for delivering sentences:
Dredd: (To a ruffian) Code 457, resisting arrest, TWENTY YEARS!
(later in the film)
Rico: (To Dredd) To the charge of being human, when we could have been GODS! ... Guilty. The sentence is death!
- Gene Wilder as Frederick
FronkensteenFrankenstein in Young Frankenstein.
- For single film Ham content, it's very difficult to get past Gabriel Byrne as Uther and Nicol Williamson as Merlin in John Boorman's Excalibur. Williamson in particular makes a massive meal out of the scenery:
Merlin: BeHOOOOOLLLLlllddd! The sword of POWahhhh! ExxxxCALibahhh!Merlin: CHHHAAAAaaaange! TRANS! FORM! NOWWW!Merlin: Oh, I have sleeept. For nine moOOns. What I did for eeeewe wasn't easy.Merlin: Do nothing. Sleep! Rest in the arms of the dragonnnn. DREEEEAAAAMMM.Merlin: A
dreamham. To some. A NIGHTMARE!!! TO OTHERS!!!
- Orson Welles. Don't you know who he is? HE'S CHARLES FOSTER KANE!
- Hank Azaria as evil pharaoh Kahmunrah in the Night at the Museum sequel.
- Hank Azaria VA'ing a cute little bat in Anastasia.
- Raul Julia's performance as M. Bison in Street Fighter? OF COURSE!! GAAAAAAAAAME....OOOOOOOOOVERRRRRRRRRR!!!
- Both Doctor Logan: "I want you to sit there in the dark and think about what you've done. Think about it. Think." and Captain Rhodes: "I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!" in Day of the Dead (1985).
- Ben Foster as the drifter in 30 Days of Night. And as Jake Mazursky in Alpha Dog: "No matter where you go, No matter what you do, I'm gonna hunt you down. I'm gonna hunt you down and then I'm gonna slit your throat and then I'm gonna cut you open and then I'M GONNA EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HEART! YOU BETTER YOU PRAY, JOHNNY YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY THAT THE COPS FIND YOU, BEFORE I DO! GET ON YOUR COCKSUCKING KNEES AND PRAY!"
- French actor Gérard Depardieu in about every single role he had.
- Pontius Pilate in the 2000 filmed version of Jesus Christ Superstar. Especially when he yells "HE'S HEROD'S CAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!"
- Jon Lovitz as the Radio in The Brave Little Toaster. Practically everything he says from the first lines spoken in the movie identifies him as a "Large Ham Radio".
- Ed Harris resuscitating his dead wife in The Abyss "NOOOOOOOO!! She has a STRONG HEART, She wants to LIVE!!"
- Beware the wrath...of CROKER!!!
- Karl Malden hamming it up big time to fill the CINERAMA screen in How the West Was Won.
- Tod Slaughter, the screen's original Sweeney Todd. How he should love to polish you orff! Heheheh...HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Half the cast of Troy are hamming it up but Brian Cox easily bests them all as a bloodthirsty, utterly batshit insane Agamemnon.
- Brad Pitt as Achilles isn't a slouch either: "Immortality? Take it! IT'S YOURS!"
- David Hurst wildly overacts as the headwaiter in Hello, Dolly!.
- Tom Cruise in Minority Report: "Don't you EVER SAY HIS NAME!"
- Him in Tropic Thunder.
- "Okay, Flaming Dragon. Why don't you take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!"
- Him in Tropic Thunder.
- Bernard Hill as Theoden in The Lord of the Rings. He even says ham.
- Victor McLaglen in most of his appearances for John Ford.
- Kathy Bates as The Waterboy's overbearing mother: "FOOSBALL?!"
- Brad Pitt as Lt. Aldo Raine in Inglourious Basterds: "We're gonna be doin' ONE THANG and ONE THANG ONLY: Killing Natzies."
Oooh! That's a bingo! Is that how you say it?
- Alternatively, Christoph Waltz eats up every scene he's in, even when he's being entirely calm.
- Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland (2010) has Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter and Helena Bonham-Carter (or as put by the Nostalgia Critic, Helena "BonHamming It Up" Carter) as the Red Queen. In the sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass, there's also Sacha Baron Cohen as Time.
- Bill Nighy, people. Especially when he's Viktor in the Underworld films and Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean films. And as Rattlesnake Jake in Rango.
- He's a villainous sorcerer who got no less than three songs, one of which was a Villain Love Song. He had an Unlimited Wardrobe replete with swirling capes and infamous tights. On top of that, he was frightening, he reordered time, he turned the world upside down, and he did it all for you! Jareth (David Bowie) is exhausted from living up to your expectations of hamminess. Isn't that generous?
- Spawn has John Leguizamo as the Clown, better known as...
"I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm... The Violator!"
- Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side, especially in her Mama Bear moments. Surprisingly enough, she won an Oscar for it.
- Ralph Fiennes as Hades in the remake of Clash of the Titans. Apparently he watched Battlefield Earth a lot while preparing for the role.
- Liam Neeson sometimes dives into it as well. "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
- Paul McGann's cameo in The Three Musketeers (1993) is brief, but more than makes up for it in hamminess ( "D'ARTAGNAAAAN" )
- Paul Giamatti chews up a whole castle, and chews off a few hands, in Ironclad.
- Jay Robinson
- The Court Jester. Half the budget was apparently spent repairing the scenery Danny Kaye ate. Get it?
- Got it.
- Got it.
- The Duke of Buckingham in Paul W.S. Anderson's re-imagining of The Three Musketeers (2011) is a scenery-chewing, tantrum-chucking hunk of smoke-cured goodness. And he's played by Orlando Bloom, believe it or not. And it's glorious.
- It's not all that often you see Tim Roth embracing the ham. Fortunately, he does so to great effect in Hoodlum.
- Planet Of The Apes, where the hammy performance transcends the heavy make-up (and makes General Thade even more chilling).
- Jared Leto along with a head of cornrows in Panic Room.
- Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger is practically ham personified...especially in Freddy vs. Jason
"OH THAT'S RIGHT! They all forgot! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to remember! But now, he JUST WON'T STOP! That. Hockey. Punk!"
- Maximilian Schell as the Mad Scientist in The Black Hole.
- Juliette Lewis really goes for it as Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers.
"Are yew flirtin' with me?""How
sexyhammy am I now, you fuck?!?"
- Watching Bruce Payne, it is difficult to tell if he takes his roles too seriously or doesn't take them seriously enough but it amounts to the same. Just watch how he says the phrase "headless chickens" in Highlander: Endgame.
- Steven Seagal is a crowning example of Dull Surprise, even though sometimes he speaks very passionately ("I'll take you to the bank, senator Trent,*dramatic pause*, the blood bank!"). His lack of expression is usually countered by hammy villains (who probably knew what film they were dealing with): in Under Siege, Gary Busey (who even dresses in drag at a certain point!) and Tommy Lee Jones; in On Deadly Ground, John C. "Dr. Cox" McGinley (who F-yous an old guy several times before killing him) and Michael Caine:
"FUCK, THOSE ANIMALS STINK!"
"Then we should COUNT on that, Mr. McGruder! Forrest Taft is the patron saint of the impossible. And if you had only done your job like you're supposed to, it wouldn't have COME TO THIS!"
" You're a bunch of GUTLESS PRICKS! ALL OF YOU!"
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. SO MUCH.
Wallace Wells: "FFFIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!!!"Lucas Lee: "Now you listen close, and you listen hard, bucko. The next click you hear is me hanging up. The one after that... IS ME PULLING THE TRIGGER!!"Roxy Richter: "Give it a rest, Ramona! This is a LEAGUE game... meaning your precious Scott must DEFEAT ME WITH HIS OWN FISTS!!!"Todd Ingram: "Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds, and the cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. SHE DUSTS."Gideon Graves: "You made me swallow my gum... it's gonna be in my digestive tract for SEVEN YEARS!!!"
- Joe Clark as portrayed by Morgan Freeman in Lean on Me.
- Edward James Olmos as Selena's father in Selena, don't start him on how Hispanic-Americans get treated he won't stop. And also there's the scene where Selena starts dancing in a skimpy clothing and Olmos' character nearly has a meltdown, and yelling "YOU'RE FIRED" at Selena's boyfriend/band member either when he trashes a hotel room or he makes it clear he has a thing for his daughter. There are times where he's calm and subtle and there's other scenes where Olmos completely loses it and goes completely over the top. Though Stand and Deliver was pretty hammy in the performance department too, though a little more subtle than Selena.
- Morgan Freeman as a pimp named Fast Black in Street Smart, not only is it against type casting even for its time, Freeman gives a pretty frightening over the top performance. The most frightening the bathroom beatdown on Christopher Reeve, that probably made him piss his pants.
- Joe Spinell in Maniac! and to a greater degree The Last Horror Film complete with whining, crying and general disturbing behavior which is natural considering one was a serial killer and another was a crazed stalker fan.
- Most of the characters, even the atmosphere in John Woo's HK movies (Sometimes in his American movies but to a lesser extent), to a glorious level. Chow Yun-fat is the winner of hamminess in Woo's movies though, with the most hammy being the rice scene in A Better Tomorrow II where Fat nearly force feeds an American Gangster rice at gun point. Hard Boiled is built of ham, which just makes it more awesome. The villains in nearly all of Woo's films, even his American films with the exception of Windtalkers, are great giant hams (best example being Face/Off where Nicolas Cage becomes John Travolta and vice versa, and the results are copious amounts of Ham-to-Ham Combat).
- THAT WAS AN ORDER! STEINER'S ATTACK WAS AN ORDER! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TO DISOBEY AN ORDER THAT I GIVE! THE GENERALS HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME, EVERYONE HAS BEEN LYING TO ME, EVEN THE SS!
- In fairness, this is a pretty accurate portrayal. Hitler is among the real life hams, after all.
- Syndrome from The Incredibles flip-flops between dangerously understated and hammier than a Honeybaked warehouse, especially when he's enjoying himself. In fact, he gets so hammy that he actually loses Mr. Incredible.
Syndrome: [with Mr. Incredible in his tractor beam] I am Syndrome! [wild hand gestures] I am your nemesis! I— [Syndrome's hand gestures accidentally turn off the tractor beam and Mr. Incredible goes flying.] Oh, brilliant.
- Edna Mode certainly qualifies as well, with delivery of such lines as "I used to design for gods," and "Go! Confront the problem! Fight! WIN!" It says something that Lily Tomlin, the director's first choice to play the role and no stranger to scenery-chewing herself, felt that she couldn't do it justice.
- Oogie Boogie in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
- Jack Skellington can be pretty hammy too. Seriously: "I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!!!"
- Ludmilla from Bartok the Magnificent.
- Igor has quite a few, including the mad scientists.
- Lampshaded in Shrek the Third. When Arty starts guilt tripping Merlin to help Shrek, Donkey, and Puss back to Far Far Away, little Arty starts hamming it up to a fairly respectable degree. After his little guilt-trip is over, Shrek, obviously impressed, asks "Would you like some eggs with that ham?" Granted, little Arty has nothing on Shatner, but still...
- BOB in Monsters vs. Aliens. Also Stephen Colbert as the president, and to a lesser extent, Kiefer Sutherland as a General Ripper.
- Brian Thompson in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation:
The merger has begun! Earth is under attack! And IT! IS! GLORIOUS!
- Piper Laurie as Margaret White, the fanatically religious mother of the title character, in Carrie (1976). Her performance was so over-the-top that she thought that the film was meant to be a comedy... before she saw the finished product. She wound up getting an Oscar nomination for it.
- Proving again that no one can ham it up like an Oscar-winner, the normally restrained Charlize Theron really goes for it as the evil Queen Ravenna in Snow White and the Huntsman - watching her guzzle all the scenery in sight is by far the most entertaining thing about the movie. She even goes into orbit when she isn't turning the volume up:
Ravenna: Come. And avenge. Your father.
- Melissa Leo in The Fighter, whose scenes feel like that they are in a different film (compared to the restrained acting of Mark Wahlberg and Amy Adams and the hyperactive method acting of Christian Bale). Along with Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (playing an over-the-top version of a rich Southerner), it proves that hamminess is exactly what the Academy wants (both performances won Oscars).
- John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe in The Raven (2012). Combined with Chewing the Scenery, it's clear that Cusack is having fun with playing Poe.
- Jeff Bridges as U.S. Marshal Reuben J. "Rooster" Cogburn in True Grit. Somehow manages to out-ham the John Wayne portrayal from the original 1969 version.
Name is Champagne, but you can call me Champ.
- He does another hammy cowboy in Kingsman: The Golden Circle, who shows he won't leave scenery intact right in his first line:
- The Drake crime family in Hobo with a Shotgun - the main villain even dances a jig half the time he's on screen as he boasts about being an evil bastard.
- Stephen Lang's breakout role in Avatar, playing a Colonel Badass which seemed perfectly fit for R. Lee Ermey, and as another villain in Conan the Barbarian (2011).
- Tcheky Karyo as the villain in both Bad Boys (Fouchet) and Kiss of the Dragon (inspector Richard), not to mention Dobermann. Kiss of the Dragon in particular has Karyo in a role that consists of yelling and screaming and then trying to act somewhat calm and then yelling some more.
- Yello Dyno of Tricky People: "NOT THE OLD 'I GOT SOME PUPPIES IN MY CAR' ROUTIIINE!!"
- Johnny from The Room is one of the more bizarre examples of the trope, due to his strange accent and bored tone of voice whenever he's trying to emote.
- Dieter Laser, the villain in the first Human Centipede film, is quite proud of himself for the surgical monstrosity he has created, and isn't afraid to show it. He even pulls a mirror off the wall and kisses his own reflection as he sheds tears of joy.
"I DID IIIIT! AAHH HAH HAH HAH!"
- Harrison Ford playing Dodgers manager Branch Rickey in 42. This is apparently Truth in Television, as baseball historians said the real Rickey was even more hammy than Ford's portrayal.
- The 2013 CBC movie Jack, about Canadian politician Jack Layton, portrays him as a bit hammy. It's also discussed within the movie; Olivia mentions that Jack Layton is a ham. Truth in Television, since in real life his time as NDP leader was marked by a relatively hammier debating style than that associated with the leaders of the more mainstream political parties.
- Clarence Williams III as Mr. Simms in Tales from the Hood. Especially in the final scene when he makes his dramatic revelation to his three visitors.
- In Help! John Lennon is the hammiest of The Beatles, but the villains take the cake (Leo McKeren as a Thuggee priest, Victor Spinetti's Mad Scientist...).
- Nearly every main character from Robots is one in different levels of hamminess. (aside from arguably Aunt Fanny, Cappy, Lug and Rodney's Parents though they had a few moments.) Whether its Bigweld when he makes one of his speeches, Crank being The Cynic "Never try, never fail.", Diesel managing to be one without saying a word (though he's a bit hammy whenever he gets a voice chip) most of the time; Fender with well every line he says, Madame Gasket when she tells her son what to do, Piper taking after her brother with her levels of ham, Ratchet being near Fender levels (his biggest moments his villainous breakdown "No wait, please listen to me; you cant do this to me. This job is my life, it means everything to me! You don't know what I've done to get here, the lies I've told, the lives I've ruined! -pause- this isn't helping me." Then "Wait, please! Can't I just make one more heartfelt plea?" Bigweld asks what he wants to say, he hits him with the intercom mic"THAT!-another pause-Oh my gosh I'm as crazy as my mother!" Bigweld stirs a bit and he growls and hits him again) or Rodney when he confronts Ratchet both times he does so; hell even Wonderbots one, the majority of the cast are hams.
- In Cats & Dogs, we have the Big Bad feline, Mr. Tinkles.
Mr. Tinkles: At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!?
- And in the sequel, we have another evil feline, Kitty Galore.
- Elysium: Delacourt is hammy enough, though she has absolutely nothing on Sharlto Copley's batshit insanity as Kruger. Another example is Spider, who spends most of the movie biting off pieces of scenery with some... interesting gestures.
- Colm Feore (The Lord Marshal), Karl Urban (Vaako), and Thandie Newton (Dame Vaako) in The Chronicles of Riddick.
- In the tradition of its source material, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney has several grade-A hams. Hiroki Narimiya as Phoenix Wright and Akiyoshi Nakao as Larry Butz are just two of the louder portrayals in the movie. Even the 'hair'' in this movie overacts.
- Lee Pace camps it up as the Elf-King Tharanduil in The Hobbit to levels of utter hammy fabulousness unheard of by lesser mortals.
- Several actors in the adaptation of Cloud Atlas get to have a lot of fun.
- Tom Hanks really gets to let loose in several of his roles, especially with Dr. Henry Goose and Dermont.
- Jim Broadbent as Timothy Cavendish is very fun to watch and his narration is the most playful than any of the other ones.
- Most of Hugo Weaving's performances are pretty restrained, but he completely gobbles the scenery as Old Georgie.
- In the horror anthology film Body Bags, John Carpenter as the Coroner is chewing the scenery during his segments with a very goofy character who constantly makes death-related puns and treats the corpses he gets in as if they were living people.
- Eccentric Swedish actor Ernst-Hugo Järegård became a cult actor for turning any role of his into a devoted combination of a really Large Ham and an extra deadpan Snark Knight. His enormous charisma was a problem for directors and Lars von Trier remarked that during the filming of Europa, Järegård craved for attention even when he was supposed to be in the background and had to be appeased with cigars. Then Von Trier had him gårdas Dr. Stig Helmer in the cult show Riget, who is an arrogant Swedish neurosurgeon given to ranting about Danes from the hospital's rooftop, punctuated by a Skyward Scream of his catchphrase, "DANSKJÄVLAR!!!" (Danish Fuckers!)
- Xur in The Last Starfighter, as portrayed by Norman Snow:
"My dear Ko-Dan friends! Lest we forget, it was your OWN EMPEROR who charged me with command of this armada....For only I hold the secret to the Frontier....Just as only I know the location of the Starfighter base....And therefore, ONLY I WILL GIVE THE ORDAH TO FIYAH!!"
- Stephen Mendel as General Dark Onward, the resident ham in the Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (which is a borderline World of Ham to begin with), shouts a lot at his subordinates, and, at one point, right at the camera. For this reason, it's no big surprise that he takes a liking to the Nerd's web show.
"What the hell are all these FUCKING BOXES doing here?!"
- Geoffrey Rush, already noted in the Pirates folder, is singled out by Nathan Rabin as a "shameless ham", who won an Oscar for "a real-life person who was essentially a collection of hammy tics and actorly mannerisms" and an Emmy for "in a bit of egregious scenery-chewing, he played not only the famous acting chameleon Peter Sellers, but also, in fantasy sequences, a number of people in Sellers' life".
- Archibald Snatcher from The Boxtrolls (yet another Ham and Cheese performance by Ben Kingsley, even if only through voice acting), who even crossdresses to become more hammy.
- Alan Cumming playing the Bog King from ''Strange Magic. He's hamming it up as as possible while singing and in general playing the Bog King as bombastically as possible in the first half of the film.
"Cause I'm EEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL, my middle name is MIIIISEEEEERY"
- The Princess Bride has so many hams, it's a wonder that iocane power doesn't smell like pork. Possibly the finest ham, though, is Vizzini.
Vizzini: " THE CLIFFS, OF INSANITY!"Vizzini: "HAH! You've committed one of the two classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is NEVER GO AGAINST A SICILIAN, WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE! AHA AHAHAHAHAHA!" [Falls dead...uphill.]
- Hugh Jackman talking about his role in Pan: "Joe [Wright] was saying, 'I want to employ your theatrical side,'" Jackman explains. "I said: 'You mean the big, hammy side?' He said: 'I wouldn't put it that way, but yeah.'"
- X-Men: Apocalypse:
"EVERYTHING THEY'VE BUILT, WILL FALL!!! AND FROM THE ASHES OF THEIR WORLD, WE'LL BUILD A BETTER ONE!!!""No more stones. No more spears. No more slings. No more swords! NO MORE WEAPONS! NO MORE SYSTEMS!! NO MORE... No more superpowers.""YOU CAN FIRE YOUR ARROWS FROM THE TOWER OF BABEL, BUT YOU CAN NEVER STRIKE GOD!!!""Charles, I know you can hear me. We're still connected. CHARLES! SHOW YOURSELF! CHAAAAAARLES!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!!""CHARLES!!! COME, RESCUE YOUR WEAKLINGS!!! GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR THEIRS!!! CHARLES, WILL YOU DO NOTHING?!!"
- Erik Lehnsherr cries out at the top of his lungs, "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?! IS THIS WHAT I AM?!" Clearly Michael Fassbender was trying to get to Ian McKellen's Magneto, highlighted in the actor's folder above.
- En Sabah Nur/Apocalypse is a goldmine of these, to the point where it almost seems like he has been ripped straight out of the '90s cartoon. Bryan Singer directed Oscar Isaac's performance by requesting "quarter Skeletor," "half Skeletor" or "full Skeletor." The quotes below are clearly on the last category.
- Ryan Reynolds already showed he had the ham to play Wade Wilson in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. So come the Deadpool solo movie, and the character is as unhinged as in the comic, hammy even with his face masked.
Deadpool: OH! Ohohoho...CANADA! (wiggles his wrist around, which is now limp) That's not good. Cock-shot! (CLANG!!!) OW! (his other hand is now broken at the wrist) Oh, your poor wife! (flopping his broken arms) All the dinosaurs feared the T. rex!
- Joe Pesci is hardly subtle in any role, specially given his Typecasting as either "Hair-Trigger Temper" (Raging Bull, GoodFellas) or "Smug Snake-wannabe" (the Lethal Weapon sequels). Home Alone not only enables Pesci to chew lots of scenery by playing a villain, but puts him alongside the equally hammy Daniel Stern ("HARRY! I'VE REACHED THE TOP!!").
- Ghostbusters (2016) had Kate McKinnon as Jillian Holtzmann, a Mad Scientist who never keeps still. From her introduction saying "Come here often?", to a dance sequence, she's enjoying the whole ordeal profusely.McKinnon is having so much fun in the role the Blu-Ray has almost 10 minutes of her improvising, appropriately named "Holtzmann Gone Wild".
- Alec Baldwin's character in Glengarry Glen Ross is a One-Scene Wonder, delivering a seven-minute monologue that remains one of the most memorable in cinema. Almost every line is quotable, including such lines as "Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only," "FUCK YOU! That's my name," and "As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired." The scene, which doesn't exist in David Mamet's Pulitzer-winning play, serves to underline the intense pressure the four salesmen are under. Rarely has scenery been chewed harder.
- Veteran character actor Timothy Carey was skilled at this, which came in handy since he tended to get cast as unhinged oddballs. But his film The World's Greatest Sinner, is 77 minutes of Carey delivering up plate after plate of Ham. He plays an insurance agent-turned-rockabilly singer/cult leader/politician, who eventually starts believing that he's God.
- In Rampage Jeffrey Dean Morgan as a smug men in black with a cowboy drawl, who basically takes Negan Up to Eleven, hamming up every single time he appears on-screen.
When science shits the bed, I'm the one who comes to change the sheets!
- "I am Gleahan! Of Eastvale! Hero of Calokett! VANQUISHER of the Iron Bulls! Champion of Justice!
- Rod Steiger as Napoleon in Waterloo.
BASTARDS! YOU'LL ALL SUFFERRRRRRR! I'LL SHOW THE LOT OF YOOOUUU! I'M GOING TO BE A STAAAAAAAAARRRRR!