Music: Bing Crosby

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"Everyone knows I'm just a big, good-natured slob."
— Crosby, on himself.

"He was an average guy who could carry a tune."
— Crosby's epitaph, written by himself.

Born May 3, 1903. Died October 14, 1977. Reputedly his last words were, "That was a great game of golf, fellas."note  A singer, actor, innovator, amateur golfer and businessman. Suffice to say, very few people agreed with his self-assessment of his singing skills.

Harry Lillis "Bing" Crosby started his career as a singer and made it big in the early 1930s with Decca Records. In 1942 he recorded what would become his most famous legacy: the Irving Berlin song "White Christmas". When it was released, it stayed at #1 on the charts for over 11 weeks. It has remained a perennial Christmas favorite in the United States. In fact, Crosby did numerous Christmas Songs, which is mainly how the younger generation is familiar with him. His album Merry Christmas (1945), a Cover Album full of Christmas themed songs has sold over 15 million copies worldwide and is the second best-selling Christmas album of all time, behind Elvis Presley's Elvis' Christmas Album (1957).

Crosby appeared in almost 80 different films over six decades. As a box-office draw, he was surpassed only by Clark Gable and John Wayne. He won the Best Actor Oscar for Going My Way in 1944. His most famous films include the Road to ... series filmed with Bob Hope, and of course, White Christmas.

Crosby pioneered pre-recorded radio shows, and was an astute businessman. He sponsored the development of the videotape and invested in a little company called Minute Maid. At one time he was part owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Crosby popularized golf and sponsored several early tournaments. He also competed in both the British and American Pro-Amateur Tournaments.

Not to be confused with Bob Crosby, his youngest brother and a talented singer in his own right.

Notable albums:

Notable Roles:

Tropes invoked by this actor:

  • Can't Stand Them, Can't Live Without Them: Happens in several of his movies.
  • Deadpan Snarker: In real life and in many of his movies.
    • According to legend, Crosby was clipping his hedges in his usual ratty garb when a rich woman drove up and mistook him for hired help, asking him how much he was paid. He smiled and said, "The missus lets me sleep with her."
      • This is an old vaudeville routine (and has been told of everyone from Groucho Marx to Thurgood Marshall); however, Crosby is all the more likely to have used it, exactly for that reason.
  • Distinguished Gentleman's Pipe
  • Expressive Ears: According to legend record executives were bothered by Crosby's large ears, fearing they would distract the audience from listening to his music. So they tried taping them against his head. Eventually it was decided that it was better to keep them the way they were. Seeing that no audience member ever complained about Crosby's ear length, they were absolutely right.
  • Germans Love David Hasselhoff: During World War II his radio broadcasts were popular with German soldiers, who called him "Der Bingle". The nickname stuck and spread to his American fans.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: Crosby was a favorite target for parody by cartoon artists (particularly for Looney Tunes / Merrie Melodies), appearing, for instance in "Bingo Crosbyana" (1936), "Hollywood Steps Out" (1941), "What's Up, Doc?" (1949), and, many years later, transmogrified into Hugh on Taz-Mania.
    • He was royally pissed at WB for the cartoons "Let It Be Me" and "Bingo Crosbyana". And it's easy to see why. The former portrayed him as a sleazy radio crooner who seduced a naive country girl and then ditched her. The latter portrayed him as a braggart who turned cowardly at the first sign of trouble. Then shows up after everything's all over and tries to take credit. He considered those to be personal attacks and tried to sue. For the record, he never objected to portrayals close to his onscreen persona, such as "Hollywood Steps Out".
  • The Stoner: Bing was a quite avid smoker of marijuana. Reportedly he started smoking it early in his career, and continued to do so until 1974, where he had a lung operation. His son, Gary, has speculated it might be the cause of his laid-back and easygoing acting-style in his films.
  • Those Two Actors: As mentioned before, Bing and Bob Hope in the Road to ... films. They had a Real Life friendship as well!
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Supposedly with Bob Hope.