Film: Under Siege

Die Hard ON A BOAT!! One of Steven Seagal's greatest films. It was released in 1992.

Casey Ryback (Seagal) is a valued cook on the USS Missouri, which is undergoing one last party in Pearl Harbor before it goes to San Francisco to be decommissioned. The captain of the ship wanted Seagal to show up in his dress whites with full decorations, but he refused; he eventually said that the captain's birthday was tomorrow and he needed to make bouillabaisse for it, which lets him off the hook.

The captain's birthday is coming, and a surprise party is arranged. Food will be flown in, and so the pesky cook has to be Locked in a Freezer — though not before the bouillabaisse is spat on and he attempts bodily harm on the XO making the plans. He is guarded by someone on orders not to let him out or listen to him. He isn't let out...

Anyhow, this is an elaborate surprise party. There is a band featuring Tommy Lee Jones and a cake containing Miss July. Everyone is allowed off shift — though the captain didn't want that. And there's a clown car's worth of mercenaries ready to take over the ship once everyone's had enough champagne. That's right — a hijacking!

The captain and operations officer are killed; most of the rest of the crew is locked into the forecastle, and a few other sailors get locked in the engine room. The hijackers now have control of a ship with nukes on it. It occurs to them that the kitchen, where our cook is, is not blocked off from the weapons room, so they send someone in to finish off the pesky cook...

Of course, the pesky cook kills him first, and leaves a bomb in a microwave when he finally escapes. He sneaks up to the captain's room, finds him dead, and finds the cake with Miss July in it, unopened. She's alive, but she's missed everything. She's also a self-proclaimed pacifist and The Load...

The XO then finds the cook's service record, which had been locked in the Captain's "eyes only" safe. When they do find it, they learn that he was a Navy SEAL, one of the best ever, who, after a mission in Panama went wrong, lost all his ranks, leaving him only qualified to be a yeoman — or a cook. Unfortunately for them, he still has the skills of a SEAL...

They try to keep to the plan anyway — the plan being to transfer the nukes to a sub that the CIA thought had been destroyed by mercenaries. The leader of the mercenaries in question is the band leader helping with the hijacking.

Good triumphs eventually, but it triumphs messily.

It has a sequel, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995).


Tropes that appear in the film series:

  • Action Girl: Jordan starts off as a quivering mess but evolves into this trope.
  • Affably Evil: Strannix is very much this, before his Villainous Breakdown.
    Strannix: (looking at the carnage Ryback has left behind) Doumer, Doumer, Doumer... why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been but it would have been worth it.
  • Almighty Janitor
  • Bait-and-Switch Gunshot: As Doumer is about to shoot Chief Ryback, several shots ring out and Doumer falls to the deck dead. Behind him is standing Jordan Tate (Erika Eleniak), Ryback's Love Interest, with a gun in her hands.
  • Berserk Button: It's not really a good idea to spit in Ryback's soup. He takes it kind of personally.
  • BFG: The 16" guns of the Missouri. Which Ryback uses to sink the sub.
  • Big Good: Admiral Bates is presented as this in both films. He's of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and takes control of HQ for the good guys. In the first film, he's already there, and in the second he is the first senior person of authority called.
  • Bond One-Liner: "Keep the faith"
  • Bring It: Strannix to Chief Ryback during their knife fight.
  • Captain Obvious: Bates declaring "We gotta lot of trouble on that ship" when he's just finished talking with Ryback in the middle of a heated gunfight is certainly redundant.
  • Chef of Iron: And how! Seagal's character is obviously not to be messed with.
  • The Chosen Zero: The main character, of course.
  • CIA Evil, FBI Good: While not the FBI, the dichotomy between CIA and Army staff when handling the crisis of each movie plays out the same. CIA liasons are always presented as self serving, irresponsible, short sighted, and responsible for the creation of the villains, and the Army as as an exasperated Reasonable Authority Figure that has to clean up after them with the help of Ryback.
  • Cut Himself Shaving: Commander Krill says he cut himself shaving as an explanation for Ryback slashing his face. It was a better story then saying that he put Ryback in the kitchen storage.
  • Da Chief: Averted by Admiral Bates in the first film. Upon finding out that Ryback has ignored his orders to avoid contact if possible and is busy trying to kill all the terrorists himself, the Admiral's response is thus:
    Chief Ryback: I'm sorry, sir, you can court-martial me if I live, sir!
    Admiral Bates: All right, Chief... you are hereby authorized to do whatever is necessary to regain control of that vessel. Because if I can't control you, I might as well at least support you!
  • Darkened Building Shootout
  • Defensive Feint Trap
  • Die Hard on an X
    • First movie: Boat!
    • Second movie: Train!
  • Distracted by the Sexy: Averted during a memorable sequence in which Erika Eleniak's character bursts out of a cake, topless. Although Ryback's attention is diverted, he's still in control of the situation and quickly takes charge.
  • Doesn't Like Guns: Casey claims he doesn't like guns and so does Jordan, but both end up using firearms. Casey is generally more at home using knives.
  • The Dragon: Krill in the first film, being Strannix's inside man and deputy across the operation
  • Dragon-in-Chief: Implied in both films, with Krill in the first and Penn in the second successfully intimidating their employers with threats when the operaton is threatening to fall behind schedule.
  • Everyone Knows Morse: In the first movie, Ryback is able to rescue a group of survivors trapped behind a welded-shut hatch who just happened to be broadcasting Morse code as he was nearby. Somewhat justified in that he was previously a Navy SEAL.
  • Evil Is Hammy: Tommy Lee Jones (Strannix) and Gary Busey (Krill) look like they're having an absolute blast in the first movie. Jones in particular is complete over the top villainous awesome.
  • Eye Scream: Ryback gouges out Strannix's eye before killing him off.
  • Finger in the Mail: Strannix recounts a tale of how he sent his CIA superior the fingers of two assassins who were sent to kill him.
  • Hidden Depths
  • Invincible Hero: A common complaint for the films is that, unlike Bruce Willis in Die Hard, Seagal's Ryback disposes of everyone — mooks, The Dragon, The Big Bad — without breaking a sweat or losing the cool facade, which tends to suck out some of the potential drama or excitement.
  • I Resemble That Remark: As Commander Krill reads through his now-dead superior's report on him, he notices that he pegged Krill for being psychologically unstable. Krill, in drag, asks his associate if he looks like he needs psychological help.
  • Jumping Out of a Cake: At the beginning.
  • Kinda Busy Here: Casey Ryback is shooting it out with the hijackers when he gets a call from the Reasonable Authority Figure, and his female sidekick answers.
    Admiral Bates: "I'm trying to get ahold of Ryback."
    Jordan Tate: "He's in a gunfight. I'll have to take a message."
  • Lethal Chef: Inverted and played with. Ryback is known in-universe as a great cook, but he still can kill you by other means.
  • The Load: Jordan, although she shows Action Girl potential in the last 20 minutes of the film
    • She's also pretty Genre Savvy. He tells her to stay back "where it's safe". Her reply, "The safest place on this ship is three feet behind you!"
  • MacGyvering: Ryback improvises explosives and other tools using a combination of everyday objects like paint thinner and military implements like gunpowder from a grenade.
  • The Mole
  • Ms. Fanservice: We are introduced to Erika Eleniak when she jumps out of a cake in a naval officer's uniform which she quickly strips off to reveal a great pair of tits.
  • Never Bring a Knife to a Fist Fight
  • Noodle Incident: How and when Ryback and Strannix met previously.
  • Not So Different: Flipped around, from Segal's protagonist to Jones' antagonist.
    Ryback: "We're the same, you and I."
  • A Nuclear Error
    • Averted when it's stated that hitting nukes with high explosives won't set them off.
    • Played straight when a self-destruct code transmitted to a cruise missile in flight causes it to blow up.
      • It should be noted, that the nuke didn't go nuclear, it just detonated its self destruct and fell from the sky.
  • Obfuscating Insanity: Strannix uses this when dealing with the brass monitoring the hijacking to misdirect them from his true motives.
  • Oh, Crap: Seal Team 5 when faced with a heatseeker-wielding mook aiming at their helicopter. Ryback and his gang watching the same scene from too far away to assist.
  • Our Presidents Are Different: Subverted in that the real president at the time, George H.W. Bush, is shown sending the ship off before its final voyage, even if he's not involved in the bulk of the movie.
  • Pretty Little Headshots: While there is some brutal violence, the headshots (most notably in the first film) are clean and leave small, relatively bloodless holes.
  • Psycho Supporter
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: Admiral Bates in 1 and 2.
  • Sentry Gun: The Phalanx CIWS aboard the Missouri.
  • Shout-Out: Strannix and the submarine crew use names like "Roadrunner" and "Wile E. Coyote" as codenames, referencing the classic Warner Bros. cartoons. Guess which studio Under Siege is from.
  • Stuff Blowing Up
  • Took a Level in Badass: Jordan Tate changes from The Load to an Action Girl when she pulls a Bait-and-Switch Gunshot to save Ryback's life.
  • Villainous Breakdown: Strannix goes completely insane after Krill is killed, and his eardrums burst due to the shockwave from the Missouri's 16" guns firing, including babbling about cartoon characters.
  • Villain Ball: Prior to the Villainous Breakdown both Strannix and Krill refuse to pick up the ball, with the worst decision being only sending a couple men to the kitchen at the start. After that, Strannix orders his men into roving patrols, reporting in regularly, not to pursue Ryback into unsecured areas, to immediately call for backup should anything happen, the sub has backup anti-air weapons used to take out the SEAL Team, Krill smartly figures that putting the crew in danger will create a situation where they can take out Ryback, and they notice Ryback trying to sabotage the submarine.