Funny / Under Siege

• Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
  Jordan: So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
  Ryback: Nah. I'm just a cook.
  Jordan: A cook???
  Ryback: [Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
  Jordan: Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
• Jordan on having a gun.
  Jordan: I have a rule on killing people. Okay, I have two rules. One, I don't date musicians and two, I do not kill people.
  • Played on later when she kills a guy to save Ryback and he chuckles on how next she'll be dating a musician.
• Jordan's priceless response when the head of the Joint Chiefs asks to talk to Ryback.
  Jordan: He's in a gunfight right now, I'm going to have to take a message.
• Ryback shows his own toughness on the call.
  Bates: Chief Ryback, this is Admiral Bates. I see that you've completely disobeyed my orders, correct?
  Ryback: Sorry, sir, you can court-martial me if I live, sir!
• Captain Garza's facial expressions throughout the above call scene. If he was introduced boldly declaring "I'll guarantee Chief Ryback. He's a good guy." earlier on, this was a face of a man clearly realizing just who and what he guaranteed...
• Krill in a dress and makeup, asking Strannix if he needs psychological help, to which Strannix replies with a perfectly deadpan "Not at all."
• Strannix is arguing on the phone with his French arms dealer friend when Mr Pitt sees the SEAL team attempting to approach the Missouri undetected.
  Pitt: Strike team is in range and... locked on.
  Strannix: [into phone] Kill 'em. [beat, with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone] ....No no, François...not you, not you.
• Tackman protests going along on a commando raid.
  Ryback: You're in the Navy, son, remember? It's not just a job... it's an adventure!
• Just Tommy Lee Jones as Strannix, Chewing the Scenery and enjoying the taste.
• The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply can't resist those Puppy-Dog Eyes.
  Tate: I hate being alone....
  Ryback: Do you hate being dead?
• As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
  Strannix: [smirking] You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
  Krill: They never liked me anyway.
  Doumer: Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
  [They laugh.]

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