Funny / Under Siege

  • Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
    Jordan: So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
    Ryback: Nah. I'm just a cook.
    Jordan: A cook???
    Ryback: (Whispering) Just a lowly, lowly cook.
    Jordan: Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
  • Jordan on having a gun.
    Jordan: I have a rule on killing people. Okay, I have two rules. One, I don't date musicians and two, I do not kill people.
    • Played on later when she kills a guy to save Ryback and he chuckles on how she'll be dating a musician next.
  • Jordan's priceless response when the head of the Joint Chiefs asks to talk to Ryback.
    Jordan: He's in the middle of a gunfight right now, I'm going to have to take a message.
  • Ryback shows his own toughness on the call.
    Bates: Commander Ryback, I see you have chosen to disobey my orders.
    Ryback: Yes, sir, you can court-martial me if I live, sir!
  • Krill in a dress and makeup, asking Strannix if he needs psychological help, to which Strannix shakes his head.
  • Strannix is arguing on the phone with his French arms dealer friend when Mr Pitt sees the SEAL team attempting to approach the Missouri undetected.
    Pitt: Strike team is in range and...locked on.
    Strannix: (into phone) Kill 'em. (beat with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone) ....No no Francois...not you, not you.
  • Tackman protests going along on a commando raid.
    Ryback: You're in the Navy, son, remember? It's not just a job...it's an adventure!
  • Just Tommy Lee Jones as Strannix, Chewing the Scenery and enjoying the taste.
  • The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply can't resist those Puppy-Dog Eyes.
    Tate: I hate being alone...
  • As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
    Strannix: (smirking) You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
    Krill: They never liked me anyway.
    Doumer: Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
    (They laugh.)

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