Funny / Under Siege

  • Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
    Jordan: So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
    Ryback: Nah. I'm just a cook.
    Jordan: A cook???
    Ryback: (Whispering) Just a lowly, lowly cook.
    Jordan: Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
  • Krill in a dress and makeup, asking Strannix if he needs psychological help, to which Strannix shakes his head.
  • Strannix is arguing on the phone with his French arms dealer friend when Mr Pitt sees the SEAL team attempting to approach the Missouri undetected.
    Pitt: Strike team is in range and...locked on.
    Strannix: (into phone) Kill 'em. (beat with sudden sounds of French invective coming down phone) ....No no Francois...not you, not you.
  • Just Tommy Lee Jones as Strannix, Chewing the Scenery and enjoying the taste.
  • The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply can't resist those Puppy-Dog Eyes.
    Tate: I hate being alone...
  • As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
    Strannix: (smirking) You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
    Krill: They never liked me anyway.
    Doumer: Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
    (They laugh.)