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30th Apr '17 10:46:44 AM nombretomado
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* Just TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.

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* Just TommyLeeJones Creator/TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.
8th Jan '17 4:43:09 PM MikeW
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* Jordan on having a gun.
-->'''Jordan''': I have a rule on killing people. Okay, I have two rules. One, I don't date musicians and two, I do not kill people.
** Played on later when she kills a guy to save Ryback and he chuckles on how she'll be dating a musician next.
10th Dec '16 4:59:41 PM MikeW
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-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight now, he'll have to call you back.

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-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight right now, he'll I'm going to have to call you back.take a message.
10th Dec '16 4:57:55 PM MikeW
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* Jordan's priceless response when the head of the Joint Chiefs asks to talk to Ryback.
-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight now, he'll have to call you back.
* Ryback shows his own toughness on the call.
-->'''Bates''': Commander Ryback, I see you have chosen to disobey my orders.
-->'''Ryback''': Yes, sir, you can court-martial me if I live, sir!
10th Dec '16 4:56:12 PM MikeW
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* Tackman protests going along on a commando raid.
-->'''Ryback''': You're in the Navy, son, remember? It's [[JoinTheArmyTheySaid not just a job...it's an adventure!]]
28th Aug '16 9:30:53 AM JamesAustin
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** Ironic no?
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
17th May '16 6:50:48 AM Rand86
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*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
5th Nov '15 5:50:08 PM wittylibrarian
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* Just TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.
5th Nov '15 5:48:42 PM wittylibrarian
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* Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
-->'''Jordan''': So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?\\
'''Ryback''': Nah. I'm just a cook.\\
'''Jordan''': [[OhCrap A cook]]???\\
'''Ryback''': (Whispering) [[CrouchingMoronHIddenBadass Just a lowly, lowly cook]].\\
'''Jordan''': Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
8th Jul '15 7:24:30 PM SolidTrig
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* As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
--> '''Strannix''': (smirking) You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
--> '''Krill''': They never liked me anyway.
--> '''Doumer''': Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
-->(They laugh.)
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