History Funny / UnderSiege

28th Aug '16 9:30:53 AM JamesAustin
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** Ironic no?
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
17th May '16 6:50:48 AM Rand86
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*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
5th Nov '15 5:50:08 PM wittylibrarian
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* Just TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.
5th Nov '15 5:48:42 PM wittylibrarian
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* Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
-->'''Jordan''': So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?\\
'''Ryback''': Nah. I'm just a cook.\\
'''Jordan''': [[OhCrap A cook]]???\\
'''Ryback''': (Whispering) [[CrouchingMoronHIddenBadass Just a lowly, lowly cook]].\\
'''Jordan''': Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
8th Jul '15 7:24:30 PM SolidTrig
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* As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
--> '''Strannix''': (smirking) You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
--> '''Krill''': They never liked me anyway.
--> '''Doumer''': Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
-->(They laugh.)
24th Mar '15 10:18:22 AM Morgenthaler
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* In the second film, Major-General Cooper's reaction to being told that the KillSat was made to be undetectable.
--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!
* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.



* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''

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* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''
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22nd Dec '14 12:12:59 AM HarryLovesHermione
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--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]

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--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]dead?]]
* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''
18th Jul '14 10:06:57 AM Wint
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* The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply ''can't'' resist those PuppyDogEyes.

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* The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply ''can't'' resist those PuppyDogEyes.PuppyDogEyes.
--> '''Tate''': I hate being alone...
--> '''Ryback''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you hate being dead?]]
18th Jul '14 10:04:11 AM Wint
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* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.

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* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.villain.
* The scene where Ryback stuffs Jordan Tate into a locker... and she is claustrophobic. Even a badass like Ryback simply ''can't'' resist those PuppyDogEyes.
23rd Mar '14 1:58:54 AM Vindicar
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--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!

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--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!dammit!
* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.
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