History Funny / UnderSiege

8th Jan '17 4:43:09 PM MikeW
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* Jordan on having a gun.
-->'''Jordan''': I have a rule on killing people. Okay, I have two rules. One, I don't date musicians and two, I do not kill people.
** Played on later when she kills a guy to save Ryback and he chuckles on how she'll be dating a musician next.
10th Dec '16 4:59:41 PM MikeW
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-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight now, he'll have to call you back.

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-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight right now, he'll I'm going to have to call you back.take a message.
10th Dec '16 4:57:55 PM MikeW
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* Jordan's priceless response when the head of the Joint Chiefs asks to talk to Ryback.
-->'''Jordan''': He's in the middle of a gunfight now, he'll have to call you back.
* Ryback shows his own toughness on the call.
-->'''Bates''': Commander Ryback, I see you have chosen to disobey my orders.
-->'''Ryback''': Yes, sir, you can court-martial me if I live, sir!
10th Dec '16 4:56:12 PM MikeW
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* Tackman protests going along on a commando raid.
-->'''Ryback''': You're in the Navy, son, remember? It's [[JoinTheArmyTheySaid not just a job...it's an adventure!]]
28th Aug '16 9:30:53 AM JamesAustin
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** Ironic no?
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
17th May '16 6:50:48 AM Rand86
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*** [[DontExplainTheJoke ...]]
5th Nov '15 5:50:08 PM wittylibrarian
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* Just TommyLeeJones as Strannix, ChewingTheScenery and enjoying the taste.
5th Nov '15 5:48:42 PM wittylibrarian
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* Playmate Jordan Tate is asking Ryback what their chances are against a boatload of terrorists.
-->'''Jordan''': So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?\\
'''Ryback''': Nah. I'm just a cook.\\
'''Jordan''': [[OhCrap A cook]]???\\
'''Ryback''': (Whispering) [[CrouchingMoronHIddenBadass Just a lowly, lowly cook]].\\
'''Jordan''': Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
8th Jul '15 7:24:30 PM SolidTrig
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* As Krill explains his plan to drown the crew to distract Ryback.
--> '''Strannix''': (smirking) You're a maniac, drowning your own crew.
--> '''Krill''': They never liked me anyway.
--> '''Doumer''': Bet they fuckin' love ya now, eh?
-->(They laugh.)
24th Mar '15 10:18:22 AM Morgenthaler
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* In the second film, Major-General Cooper's reaction to being told that the KillSat was made to be undetectable.
--> '''Cooper''': But not undetectable to us, dammit!
* In the sequel, when Dane tells Ryback that he will never be able to decode and disable satellite control program in time, Ryback responds by simply shooting the notebook, causing an OhCrap moment for the villain.



* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''

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* When it's pointed out Ryback was shot in the arm in the second film, he doesn't even give it a second look.
-->''You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.''
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