"You wanna know what this is all about? You can say it's about drugs or guns or disaffected youth, or whatever you like. But this whole thing is about parenting. It's about taking care of your children. You take care of yours, I take care of mine."
— Sonny Truelove
Alpha Dog is a 2006 crime drama based on the true story of Jesse James Hollywood.It stars Emile Hirsch as Johnny Truelove, an impulsive and cocky Psychopathic Man Child marijuana dealer in Southern California in the late 1990s. Johnny, alongside best bud Frankie Ballenbacher (Justin Timberlake), suckup Elvis (Shawn Hatosy), and a host of other tagalongs, friends, and business associates, spends his day-to-day life partying, getting high, and generally living the hip-hop thug life he idealizes from music, movies, and video games, much to the dismay of Johnny's father, Sonny (Bruce Willis). Where Johnny goes, the money, the friends, and the girls follow.But when a drug deal goes awry, a friendly meeting in Johnny's flat between him and Jake Mazursky (Ben Foster) turns into a violent dispute. Jake owes Johnny $1,200, but Jake won't pay. In their eagerness to get revenge on Jake, Johnny and his friends kidnap his 15-year-old brother Zach (Anton Yelchin).Unfortunately, if there's one thing Johnny really does poorly, it's long-term planning. We see a three-day account of the events that follow as Johnny and Frankie desperately attempt to find a way to resolve the situation peacefully. As it stands, all of them are looking at life in prison. But no one knows what to do with the kid, who seems oblivious to the seriousness of the situation in which he now finds himself.As their lives crumble, Johnny and Frankie realize that every choice has a consequence...
This film provides examples of:
Adorkable: Zach. Doesn't hurt that he's such a contrast to the rest of the tough, tattooed guys in the movie either.
Affably Evil: With the exception of Johnny, all of the gangsters. This goes a long way to explaining why Zack doesn't want to leave.
Anachronism Stew: An Xbox was shown even though the console didn't appear until 2001.
Badass: As screwed up as Jake Mazursky's life is, he's a very brutal fighter. As soon as he finds out his brother has been kidnapped by Johnny Truelove, he bursts into a house party regularly frequented by Truelove, and when the party goers get hostile at his confrontational tone, he beats up half the room.
Badass Boast: Jake gives Johnny a phone conversation he won't soon forget.
Jake: YOU BETTER PRAY, JOHNNY, YOU BETTER F@&KING PRAY THAT THE COPS FIND YOU BEFORE I DO, GET ON YOUR COCK-SUCKIN' KNEES AND PRAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
Berserk Button: Making fun of Johnny's height is a very good way to drastically reduce your life expectancy.
Chekhov's Skill: Averted. Zach's Tae Kwon Do skills are displayed in a throwaway scene yet they have no practical application as Zach is led to his death.
Cluster F-Bomb: This film has one of the highest uses of the word "Fuck" at a staggering four hundred and eleven.
Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangster: An extreme aversion. Right from the start it's clear that these are a bunch of loser assholes that only an idiot would want to emulate, though Zach himself admires them and grows to enjoy his "kidnapping".
Dawson Casting: Averted. Zach is fifteen and Anton Yelchin was seventeen at the time.
Do You Want to Copulate?: Holed up in a hotel room with nothing else to do, Angela casually asks Johnny if he wants to have sex.
Drugs Are Bad: This movie did a pretty good job of hammering the point home.
Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Most of the wannabe criminals in Truelove's crew have girlfriends or family members they care about. Tiko is even arrested watching television with his whole family when the police break down the door, and Truelove is celebrating his girlfriend's birthday during Zach's murder.
Even Evil Has Standards: Frankie, Elvis and Keith genuinely like Zach and are horrified at Johnny's utter heartlessness (not that it stops them from doing the deed anyway).
Face Death with Dignity: Averted. Zach breaks down crying and desperately pleads and begs as they put the tape over his mouth all while Frankie and Keith are in tears.
Fake Ultimate Hero: Johnny likes to make himself out to be a tough resourceful leader but is in fact cowardly, short tempered and deeply stupid, rarely thinking of the consequences of his actions.
Freudian Excuse: The film shows the parents being every bit as indulgent and hedonistic as their children or at the very least unconcerned about the lifestyle they embrace. Sonny, for instance, pretty much raised Johnny to be a dealer and yet takes no responsibility for his part in the crimes committed. Zach's parents in contrast are overprotective and rule every part of his life, pushing him towards the other end. In fact, there don't seem to be any good parental figures.
Hypocritical Humour: The guys don't like gangsta rappers and joke when seeing a video "The only thing these guys are shooting is music videos".
Idiot Ball: Arguably the entire point of the movie. These guys come up with a pretty stupid idea and execute it in perhaps the dumbest way imaginable. To say "they brought this on themselves" hardly begins to cover it.
Jerkass: Where to start? Johnny Truelove, while not an entirely bad guy, is thoroughly unlikeable.
Karma Houdini: Subverted. Johnny looks like he has escaped capture for his crimes until an epilogue informs us that he was captured and faces the death penalty. (See Ripped from the Headlines.)
Knight Templar Big Brother: When Jake Mazursky learns that Johnny Truelove has kidnapped his little brother Zack to get back at Jake, he promises his estranged stepmom that he will do anything to get Zack back. Jake immediately goes on a rampage, crashes a local house party held by some of Truelove's friends by beating up half the people in the room and when Truelove calls him up, Jake threatens Truelove with enacting brutal and painful vengeance unless he releases Zack. Subverted however, as it doesn't help Zack's return at all and prompts Truelove to relocate with his victim.
Mood Whiplash: Zach is having the time of his life up until it comes time for Johnny and Frankie to do something about him...
My Beloved Smother: Part of the reason Zach doesn't take the obvious opportunities for escape is the freedom he feels at finally being away from his overprotective mother.
Nice Guy: Zach, despite embracing the lifestyle, cares very much for his friends and is more than willing to accept blame for other people's mistakes. Frankie is something of an example as his behaviour seems mostly influenced by those around him. He is a dick around Johnny but much nicer around others.
Only Sane Woman: When Susan learns that Zach has been kidnapped, she immediately begins panicking and trying to make everyone understand how serious it is. Everyone else, including Zach, look at her like she's crazy, and go on hanging out like nothing's happened.
Psychopathic Man Child: Johnny Truelove is an impulsive, shortsighted, criminally dumb wannabe gangster trying to project a "tough guy" image. He kidnaps Zach on a whim, threatens people wherever he goes, and doesn't realize how many witnesses he creates because of his own poor planning. He doesn't even keep tabs on the murder he orders while going out with his girlfriend and having fun, and rejects the option his father offers to release Zach and spend minimal jail time even though he has no other plan himself. He remains elusive for so long only because of blind luck.
Ripped from the Headlines: And an extra scene was filmed and added to the end when Jesse James Hollywood was arrested in real life.
Stockholm Syndrome : Zach's response is a combination of this and not taking the situation seriously. He's beaten up, kidnapped, tied up and gagged. And yet he shows absolutely no ill will towards his captors. He ends up having a great time with them, and freely offers to claim he ran away to keep them from getting in trouble.
Tattooed Crook: Almost everyone sports a lot of ink but Frankie and Jake really stand out.
Teens Are Monsters: Pretty much every young person is at best an indifferent slacker and at worst a violent sociopath. Not that the adults are any better, mind You.
The Loins Sleep Tonight: If you can't get it up with Olivia Wilde, you are far more stressed out than you'd like to admit.
Those Wacky Nazis: Jake Mazursky and his girlfriend are shown to have Neo-Nazi tattoos, the girlfriend does a Nazi salute, and Jake has a huge poster of Hitler at a rally hanging in his kitchen. Neither of them is really villified, however. Ironically, Jake's also Jewish.
Too Dumb to Live: At least as depicted in this movie, Zach taking his own kidnapping so lightly no doubt contributed to his death. Justified because he is, after all, still a kid who sees the lifestyle of Truelove's friends as exciting, not understanding the real gravity of the situation.
A Tragedy of Impulsiveness: Things quickly begin to spiral out of control and an impulsive kidnapping leads to a shocking conclusion.
Two-Person Pool Party: A three-person pool party, actually. Zach makes out with Julie and Alma in a pool they break into. Unfortunately, the real Nicholas Markowitz never got to enjoy any such thing before his death.
Villainous Breakdown: Johnny has an offscreen one at the Mexican border and Elvis has one when he realizes how much shit he is in.
"Where Are They Now?" Epilogue: The legal consequences to the individual members of Truelove/Hollywood's crew as a result of the kidnapping and murder of Zach Mazursky/Nick Markowitz is shown at the end. Truelove himself was finally apprehended after eluding the authorities for five years.
Would Hit a Girl: During the fight at the house party, Jake decks a girl who was charging at him straight in the face, making her fall to the floor.