Tales From The Hood is a 1995 horror anthology film, directed by Rusty Cundieff. The film had four short African American-themed horror stories.The film opens by introducing us to the four characters starring in a frame story. A trio of teenage drug dealers operating in South Central Los Angeles visit a mortuary to purchase drugs from its owner. The drugs are stored deep within the building and Ball (De'aundre Bonds), Bulldog (Samuel Monroe, Jr.) and Stack (Joe Torry) have to follow the mysterious Mr. Simms (Clarence Williams III) in a virtual tour of its locations. Meanwhile, he takes the time to narrate stories related to his recent "customers." In his words, "Death - it comes in many strange packages."The first story, "Rogue Cop Revelation," deals with police violence and corruption, as a black politician murdered by racist cops seeks revenge from beyond the grave. The second entry, "Boys Do Get Bruised," touches on domestic violence as a young boy blames his prominent and frequent injuries on a monster that terrorizes him by night. The third story, called "KKK Comeuppance," explores racism in elected government. Senator Duke Metzger's (a character named for white supremacists David Duke and Tom Metzger) new campaign is interrupted by the ghosts of the slaves who used to live and work in his new house. Finally there's "Hard-Core Convert," a story about gang violence. Jerome John aka drug dealer Crazy K is wounded in a late-night ambush and wakes up in a Kafka-esque prison, where increasingly surreal and horrifying attempts to rehabilitate him are executed. Back in the frame story, the dealers grow tired of Mr. Simm's storytelling and resort to threats to procure their product, but Simms has one last surprise for the trio.
This film provides examples of:
- Abusive Parents: Carl
- Asshole Victim: Ball, Billy, Bulldog, Crazy K, Newton, Stack, and Strom were all murderers. Carl was an abusive husband and (step)father. Duke Metzger was verbally abusive even to his own staff members.
- Creepy Changing Painting: The wall painting of Miss Cobbs (the voodoo priestess) in Metzger's house changes when the killer dolls are released one by one, with blank shapes appearing in their place.
- Dead All Along: Ball, Bulldog, and Stack. Possibly also Crazy K.
- Death by Racism: Duke Metzger. Possibly Billy, Newton and Strom, though in their own case they had further motivations.
- Dirty Cop: Billy, Newton, and Strom deal drugs in a black neighborhood and murder a public reformer who spoke out against them.
- Domestic Abuser: Carl whips Sissy with a belt and regularly beats her son.
- Defiant to the End:
Crazy K: I don't give a fuck!!!
- Crazy K when he was barely conscious when the 3 gang members from the mortuary shoot him to death.
"This shit ain't over yet, bitch!"
- Carl, even as he's been reduced to a crumpled heap of broken bones on the kitchen floor:
- Dying Dream: Possibly the experience Crazy K underwent.
- Exact Words: At the start of the framing story, Mr. Simms assures the three drug dealers who pay him a visit that they'll soon be standing knee-deep in "the shit".
- Fan Disservice: Crazy K actually has a pretty nice physique, and it's put on display when he opts for experimental aversion therapy for his crimes (he's in what amounts to a dark-colored speedo for the duration of the scene), but it's hard to appreciate it considering what happens to him.
- Foreshadowing: "You'll get the shit. You'll be knee-deep in the shit."
- Freudian Excuse: Mocked by Dr. Cushing, who expects Crazy K to start blaming his parents, teachers, etc. for his own crimes.
- It's All About Me: The root of Crazy K's problems - he believes that he himself is the only person he needs to take care of, no one else.
- Large Ham:
Simms: THIS AAAAIINNNN'T!!!! NOOO FUNNERAALLLL HOOOMMMMME!!! IT AIIINNN'T!!!!! THE TERRADOME!!!! NEIIITHERRRR!!!! WELCOME!!!! TO HELLLLL. Motherfuckerssssss....
- Clarence Williams III absolutely goes to town as Mr. Simms. Justified by the fact that he's Satan toying with his latest victims.
- Rosalind Cash as Dr. Cushing in "Hardcore Convert" starts out fairly regular but towards the end especially when she starts experimenting on Crazy K she starts Chewing the Scenery!
- Last Disrespects: When the corrupt cops visit their prior victim's grave, they take the opportunity to piss on the tombstone. The dead man rises from the grave to go on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge not long after.
- Marionette Master: The army of undead slave dolls tormenting a white supremacist is controlled by an elderly voodoo priestess whose soul is contained inside an old Civil War painting.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Walter's teacher telling Walter's abusive stepfather about the monster.
- Not So Different: Crazy K is shown a montage of pictures showing members of The Klan torturing or killing black men or standing over their corpses and dramatized shots of black gang members killing each other. He's then essentially asked "How are you any better than them?"
- Oh Crap!: The racist Metzger has a nice one when he sees that all the voodoo dolls from the magical painting have gone missing. He then turns around to see hundreds of vengeful puppets staring at him.
- Perverse Puppet: The haunted voodoo dolls terrorizing Duke Metzger, which contain the souls of murdered slaves.
- Precision F-Strike: Four words "Welcome to hell, motherfuckers!"
- Police Brutality: Billy, Newton, and Strom conspire to murder a black politician who was exposing their drug dealing business. Their victim subsequently rises from the grave to get revenge.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: Duke Metzger is a slimy white supremacist politician who moves into the slavery-era mansion that belonged to his grandfather, a slave owner who had all his slaves massacred at the end of the Civil War. The spirits of the slaves, contained in a puppet army, proceed to torment Metzger.
- Redemption Rejection: Crazy K rather than admitting to the guilt of his crimes, remained defiant, and ended his death.
- Satan: Mister Simms is revealed to be the Devil himself in the twist ending, and was merely mentally tormenting his new victims before revealing that they've been in Hell all along.
- Scary Black Man: Crazy K with any weapon in his hands.
- Screams Like a Little Girl: Bulldog, on seeing what Mr.Simms really is.
- Sleazy Politician: Duke Metzger is a smarmy racist politician and former KKK member who decided to move into an old plantation house that once belonged to one of his ancestors, a slaveholder who was responsible for massacring all his slaves at the end of the Civil War.
- Sympathetic Magic: Walter draws pictures of his enemies and then damages. The individuals suffer similar damages.
- Taken for Granite: A variation when one of the cops who murdered a black politician is crucified and made part of a piece of graffiti, still screaming in agony.
- Trailers Always Spoil: The trailer reveals quite a few plot points, most noteworthy being the twist ending.
- You Are a Credit to Your Race: Crazy K's white supremacist inmate stated that black people like Crazy K will be spared and enjoyed the fact that his victims are African Americans.
- Your Approval Fills Me with Shame: Crazy K is a murderous drug dealer, but he's visibly disgusted when a white supremacist compliments him because Crazy K's victims happened to be black.
- Villain Protagonist: Duke Metzger and Crazy K. Possibly Ball, Bulldog, and Stack if thought as protagonists of the frame story.
- Welcome to Hell: Quite literally, it turns out..
- Wham Line: In a movie full of them, Mr. Simms drops the biggest one of all.Simms: After you killed Crazy K, a few of his boys... killed you. I guess you didn't make it.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Clarence, the only non-corrupt cop on the force was called out by Moorehouse's zombie.Clarence: Are you satisfied now, brother?Moorehouse: (seizes Clarence by the throat) Where were you when I NEEDED you, brother?