"To alcohol! The cause of — and solution to — all of life's problems."
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Tropes about alcoholic beverages and the consumption thereof. But you don't need to read this index! You can quit any time you want! *hic*
Compare The Smoking Section, Nightlife Index, Eating Establishments.
Theesh Topes — theesh Topes Are Some of the Besht in the Wod! I love 'em sho mush! *hic*
- Addled Addict
- Alcohol Hic
- The Alcoholic
- Alcoholic Parent
- Alcohol-Induced Idiocy
- All Beer Is Ale
- Bar Brawl
- Bar Slide
- Beer Commercials
- Beergasm
- Beer Goggles
- Binge Montage
- Booze-Based Buff
- Booze Flamethrower
- Bottled Heroic Resolve
- But Liquor Is Quicker
- Can-Crushing Cranium
- Can't Hold His Liquor
- Descent into Addiction
- Designated Driver
- Discreet Drink Disposal
- Drink Order
- Drinking Contest
- Drinking Game
- Drinking on Duty
- Drowning My Sorrows
- Drowning Our Romantic Sorrows
- Drunk Driver
- Drunken Glow
- The Drunken Sailor
- Drunk on Milk
- Drunken Master
- Drunken Montage
- Drunken Song
- Dry Crusader
- Expensive Glass of Crap
- Fake High
- Flair Bartending
- Frothy Mugs of Water
- Gargle Blaster
- Gigantic Gulp
- A Glass of Chianti
- Hair of the Dog
- Hangover Sensitivity
- Hard-Drinking Party Girl
- Heal It with Booze
- Hideous Hangover Cure
- Hillbilly Moonshiner
- I Do Not Drink Wine
- I Need a Freaking Drink
- I Never (a type of drinking game)
- I'll Take Two Beers Too
- I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough!
- Intoxication Ensues
- In Vino Veritas
- John Barleycorn and Friends
- Lady Drunk
- Lampshade Wearing
- Libation for the Dead
- Liquid Courage
- Luxurious Liquor
- Military Moonshiner
- Nailed to the Wagon
- Necktie Headband
- The Need for Mead
- Never Gets Drunk
- No More for Me
- Obsessive-Compulsive Barkeeping
- Ode to Intoxication
- Ode to Sobriety
- Off the Wagon
- One Drink Will Kill the Baby
- Pink Elephants
- Playing Drunk
- Quick Nip
- Recovered Addict
- A Round of Drinks for the House
- Saint-Bernard Rescue
- Sentimental Drunk
- Single Malt Vision
- Skull Cups
- Sommelier Speak
- Sorry Ociffer
- Stalling the Sip
- Suddenly Sober
- A Tankard of Moose Urine
- The Teetotaler
- That Poor Plant
- To Absent Friends
- Umbrella Drink
- Unsuspectingly Soused
- Vodka Drunkenski
- Watering Down
- What Did I Do Last Night?
- Wine Is Classy
And I'll tell you when I've had too many tropes!
- Nappa: Vegeta! What does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol content?Nappa: WHAT? Nine percent? How the hell is he even alive?
