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"I'll take chocolate."

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231- Donkey Kong Barrel Blast | The Curse

• Scott sets out to defeat sex once and for all by beating its very source: Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.
• Scott states that without Donkey Kong, we wouldn't have Nintendo as we know them today. Then cut to Scott holding Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash.
  Scott: F*ck Donkey Kong.
• Scott reflects on the history of the Donkey Kong franchise and when he gets to Donkey Kong Junior:
  Scott: (shocked) He f*cked.
• Scott's summary of Donkey Kong 3's plot... though "summary" might be the wrong word.
  Scott: Donkey Kong 3 is a vertical shooter where Stanley shoots bug spray up into Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong's Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong ass.
• When comparing it to the later Donkey Kong Country games, Scott refers to Donkey Kong 3 as "Flavor of the Month: Spray this Monkey's ass with Bug Spray", only to cut away to Scott at an ice cream parlour where that is the flavor of the month. Scott wisely goes with Chocolate.
• Microsoft buying Rare during the Nintendo GameCube era is represented by Scott carrying a bag labeled "Donkey Kong-Related Activities" while standing in front of a door labeled "The GameCube Generation":
  Scott: (in disbelief while turning to the camera) Oh, come on!
• Scott's metaphor to describe Rare continuing to develop for Nintendo handhelds after being bought out by Microsoft:
  "Sure, we can still be friends, you'll just hear me and my new boyfriend f*ck all the time."
• Scott pins Donkey Kong's output in the 2000s on Nintendo not knowing what to do with the character after Rare's departure.
  Scott: Be honest, if you had the keys to this kingdom, you wouldn’t either. (slams down some DK Bongos) So f*ck it, let's get weird!
  DON-KEY! KONGA!
  Scott: ...all according to plan...
  • The "plan" in question:
    Step One: Create a Popeye inspired arcade game in 1981.
    Step Two: Donkey Konga
    Step Three: Finally win her over
• The summation of Nintendo's last exclusives for the GameCube:
  Scott: 2006 brought us Chibi-Robo!, Odama, Baten Kaitos: Origins... (beat) and the death of Gerald Ford.
• "You know, I have heard some people say this game is unfairly hated. I've also heard voices in my head."
• Every day on Scott's calendar for May 2022 is filled with reminders to "Not Have Sex"... except for the 22nd, with is marked "Betray The Alliance".
• Rex makes his entrance by punching down Scott's door (which is apparently made of paper) and yelling "IMPRACTICAL!" while facing the wrong way.
  Scott: The door wasn't locked...
  • And in the next shot, the door is magically fixed.
• Scott takes precautions against sex by spraying Raid on his crotch.
• Rex guards Scott against sex while he plays the game... by sitting next to him with with nothing below the waist but a mosaic. And when the effects start to get to him-
  Rex: I'm cold...
  Scott: (looks down) I can see that.
• Scott initially thinks that the game supports the DK Bongos, because he's not a narcoleptic. When the race actually starts, a prompt appears telling the player to shake the Wii Remote and Nunchuk. Cue Scott, still holding the DK Bongos, falling forward and breaking the table in front of him.
• Scott orders an emergency shipment of "no sex" to save Rex, which is delivered by Jeb. It turns out to be a handgun.
• Scott fills Jeb in on the situation:
  Scott: So I'm trying to stop sex and I need your help doing it, so I have Rex over here guarding me making sure I have sex without having sex, but he can't handle all this sex, so I was wondering if you could stick around to resuscitate him if possible so I can continue to not have sex while having sex, while Rex guards me while you guard Rex, that would be great-
  Jeb: (looking at Funky Kong on the title screen) Damn, is that a monkey in sunglasses?
  (Beat)
  Rex: Is this what the gun was for? (points it at Jeb)
• "So you can punch enemies, opponents, and barrels with A, use items with B, pause the game with +, back out with Home, turn off with Power, throw it out with spite…"
• The severely-sick Rex calling Jeb "a f*ckin' CREEP!" and then handing him a red "A".
  Jeb: What does the "A" stand for?
  Rex: You're a f*ckin' CREEP!
  • Later on, when Rex gets better and reconciles with Jeb, he hands him another "A" - this time, saying it stands for him being "a f*ckin' friend".
• Scott is baffled at how much of a Ms. Fanservice Candy is. He calls Candy's Challenges "an excuse to ogle a monkey" ("Just go to the zoo!") and, in reference to her skimpy tank top with "Candy" written across her breasts, yells "Jesus, Candy, just wear a name tag!"
• The episode ends on a dramatic rock remix of "Breakout" that transitions into the new theme "Break In" as Scott manages to beat the game without sex, summoning forth the (really well animated) curse within. Scott leaps into battle... Only to Smash Cut to him back at this desk, looking beaten with his glasses askew, holding a "World's Best Virgin" Coffee Mug.
  Scott: I did it.

232- Nintendo Switch: Five Years In

• How does Scott feel about his first time experiencing Danganronpa? 20 seconds of despairingly confused silence as he tries to eke out the words.
  • The time card preceding this reads "One Four Danganronpa Games Later".
• Scott talking about how excited he was to be able to play Grand Theft Auto portably with the Switch port of Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition, saying there was no way it could be disappointing. Cut to Scott at his desk doing the creepiest chuckle imaginable.
• Anytime a game ported for the Switch is announced...as a cloud version, you can bet Scott is gonna be very very very happy to hear about it.
• After listing some solid releases and announcements for the Switch, Scott finally reaches to Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition. His initial response?
  Scott: FFFFFFFFFUUUUU-
• "Mario Kart 8 Deluxe gets DLC."
  Scott: (in the glitched-out time purgatory) Son of a bitch.
  • After stating the Booster Pass would be getting 48 retro courses from across the franchise:
    Scott: (voiceover) Why? (cut to a picture of a tired Scott: "Mario Kart 8 will never get DLC.") Because Nintendo hates me.

233- 3D Gaming

• Scott opens the video by taking out a baseball bat and smashing the camera, only to get an assault and battery charge as a result.
• "Here, we have the Vectrex, the future of gaming!"
  Scott: (leaning on a table; staring at a Vectrex) Woooow, that's f*cking bleaaaaaaaaak...
• The Vectrex had a 3D goggle add on, the Vectrex 3D Imager, that required the use of a color wheel that inserted into the goggles and spun while in use... at speeds not unlike an angle grinder.
  Scott: Sidenote? (splash of blood appears) Mine came stained.
• "Making a 3D headset for a black-and-white vector-graphic based console in 1982? That takes guts and methamphetamine! But in 1987? All it took was the latter."
• From Scott's perspective, the concept of 3D-capable TVs is rendered pointless due to the existence of paper 3D glasses.
  Scott: Why are they expecting me to pay thousands more for a feature that Spy Kids gave out for free?
  • "Well... have you tried playing Rad Racer in 3D?"
    (cut to a graveyard)
    Scott: (points to a grave) He did.
  • And on the topic of the graveyard, trying to compare the paper 3D glasses North America got and the full-on 3D headset that Japan got with the Famicom is "like saying this corpse is stronger than this one."
• "(picture of a fireman daydreaming about 8-bit graphics in 3D while a fire rages behind him) So that's why society is crumbling..."
• After Scott decides to "[put his] foot down" over the practicality of the Famicom having a 3D add-on:
  Scott: (voiceover; as Scott removes the headset in dismay) "Damn, Scott's just gonna say that out in the open just like that?"
  (cut to the table)
  Scott: (reveals he's wearing a bulletproof vest) Nope!
• Among the issues Scott raises with the Famicom's add-on is that it had a paltry library of seven games that were compatible (and even then only covered about two different genres), and the 3D effect wasn't substantial enough to warrant the headset's existence. So, how does Sega's own add-on differ for the Master System?
  Scott: There are eight games.
• Early on, Scott mentions how Nintendo desired to have Luigi's Mansion be 3D, but was ultimately unable to. While discussing the 3DS, Scott mentions how they finally were able to with the release of Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon... and the remake of Luigi's Mansion.
  Scott: Good for you, Nintendo! You fulfilled a lifelong desire twice! Why are you still so angry?!

234- Day One Editions

• Sick of missing out on launch day editions, Scott makes it so every day is the day that Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes launches... which he hates because he's never going to buy that game.
• On the Digital Deluxe edition of Sonic Colors Ultimate offering early access to the game.
  Scott: Yeah, I got early access… eleven years ago!

235- Mario Sports Superstars | Five in None

• Right at the top, we have Scott as a magician announcing he's going to turn Mario Sports Superstars into a better game. One tap of the wand later, the game is gone.
  Offscreen Voice: There's no game.
  Scott: ...yeah.
• When thumbing through the amiibo cards that came with the game, Scott praises them at first, but can't help but feel that something's off. One look under the microscope later, and it turns out it's wet.
  Scott: (holding up some cards) Well, that solves the myster- WAIT!
  (the Wario card undergoes an in-depth Wario Analysis, revealing an old Wario asset, and the snout of a screaming horse)
  Scott: (looking at the card on the carpet, hands out in disbelief) This is n- No- (stammering) Oh my GOD! (grasps card) This isn't Wario art crafted out of love! (cut to the Mario wiki showing Wario's vector from Mario Party 6) THIS IS CRAFTED OUT OF PHOTOSHOP!
• "Nearly all the horseracing card art is from other games because, prior to Mario Sports Superstars, the only horseracing art of these characters available online I can't show."
• After revealing that Japan had an exclusive binder sold to collect every card for the game, Scott rants about how much of a time-wasting degenerate one must be to fill out the binder with every last card.
  Scott: (shows an empty slot on the binder) So, thank God I'm missing [Soccer] Birdo.
• As Scott reveals, the tennis mode of the game somehow is less in-depth than Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash.
  Scott: That's impressive. I didn't think you could get more bare-bones than Ultra Smash, but... I also didn't think dogs could get jaundice.
  • "Ultra Smash may have been just tennis, but tennis Mario Sports Superstars is literally. Just. Tennis."
    Scott: There's a difference.
• The entire segment where Scott proceeds to throw shade at virtually any Nintendo YouTuber who regularly gets free review copies of games from Nintendo.
  Nintendo Shill Scott: (standing in front of a couch full of Nintendo plushies) Hey, Nintendo fans! This is another Nintendo fan here. You can tell I love Nintendo by my ability to buy merchandise. I've never played Metroid. Today, we're reviewing Mario Sports Superstars on the Nintendo 3DS. How fun! This game has graphics and tennis. Yoshi is so cute, and Luigi makes me gassy.
  (hard cut to Scott playing the game)
  Scott: This is putrid!
• "I gotta hand it to Nintendo... 'cause I don't want it."
• When the game is shown to have two unlockable characters:
  Scott: Huh, well maybe they do care…
  (one of the characters is revealed to be Metal Mario)
  Scott: …for aggravated assault!
• Scott takes That Man Is Dead to a new level by holding a funeral for the Scott who wanted to play Mario Sports Superstars. He then reads out past Scott's final words, a summary and breakdown of how the game's terrible... before admitting he's paraphrasing from an angry scribble reading "BAD GAME!" (ANGRY FACE).

236- Nintendo GameCube: Shaping a Generation

• The opening to this episode brings the opening of GameCube Was Best to its logical conclusion.
  Scott: Hey all, Scott here! (holding his GameCube) I cherish the Nintendo GameCube; it's all I'll ever need!
  [The entirety of Scott's collection, barring his GameCube stuff, vanishes into thin air.]
  Scott: (beat) Okay, I'm not upset, but my insulin was there, too.
• The hypothetical board meeting on how the GameCube's name came to be:
  [Scott, Rex, Jeb, and Target Employee are sitting on the couch, surrounded by various alcoholic beverages.]
  Scott: Name it after a shape! NAME IT AFTER A F*CKING SHAPE!
  [Rex, Jeb, and Target Employee all start to get excited at the idea.]
• "Third Party Games on GameCube: They Exist?!"
• Scott's summary of Shadow the Hedgehog? A cough, a shrug, and an utterance of "F*ck!"
• When bringing up The Wind Waker, Scott suddenly screams when he sees Link's cel-shaded design.
  Scott: Okay... people weren't too thrilled with this art direction.

237- Game Titles

• Scott reveals that it was his Great Uncle Ed who invented letters. He did so because he was tired of not being able to name things.
  Great Uncle Ed: (slams alphabet onto table) Mr. Bones! It's Mr. Bones!
• His analogy for the official name for Castlevania 64 being simply Castlevania, the same as the first Castlevania on the NES.
  Scott: I got out of bed this morning so I accomplished something, too! Let's forget my dad was ever a thing!
• Scott's opinion on the naming of the Call of Duty games.
  Scott: It doesn't matter, you could name the next Call of Duty, Call of Duty: I Smell. It would do just as well as last year's, and people would just call it the Call of Duty for this year.
  Scott: (at desk, holding Call of Duty: I Smell) Last year's smelled better, though.

238- From Handheld to Console

• The intro has Scott claim that he's been doing a lot of thinking about himself and figuring out the one thing that no one else can: blowing up garbage. The next scene has Scott holding a copy of Secret Agent Clank on PlayStation 2^note It was originally made for the PlayStation Portable, lamenting that "it's already been done!"

239- Ex-Exclusives

• Scott decides to take advantage of rising divorce rates by setting up a 25¢ Divorce Stand. Smash Cut to Scott holding a bunch of former exclusives in his hand.
  Scott: I need to rethink my pricing…
• The Big Three each have their exclusive series that people always associate with their consoles; Nintendo has Mario, Zelda and Pokémon, Sony has Uncharted, God of War and Ratchet & Clank, and Microsoft has… Sneakers.
• Scott throwing his Switch away in horror upon seeing an Xbox notification while playing Minecraft.
• Later, when seeing Microsoft Studios being credited for Ori and the Blind Forest on the Nintendo eShop:
  Scott: (holding up his Switch with bloodstains running from his eyes) Oh boy!
• The Xbox Game Studios logo is one of the first things you see when booting up Psychonauts 2 on PS4... or one of the last if you have a soul.
• Scott questions why Nintendo insisted on making LEGO City Undercover a Wii U exclusive when LEGO games always show up on their platforms, when they should be pushing to get the rights to a game they usually wouldn’t get… like Devil's Third.
  Scott: (rushing into his game room brandishing a bat) WHERE?!
  • To recap, Nintendo saved the game from being canceled after the original publisher THQ went bankrupt, even assisting in development to the point that the late great Satoru Iwata was credited in the end titles.
    Scott: This is just as much of a Nintendo game as… (looks frantically around his Wii U shelf until he spots a stray copy of Walalae Country Club on N64)…YEAH!
  • Speaking of Devil's Third being a Wii U exclusive…
    Scott: What are you gonna do about it? Play the multiplayer portion for free on Microsoft Windows?
    (cut to a promotional image for Devil's Third Online)
    Scott: (wearing a magician hat and holding a wand) And for my next trick, I'm going to shut the f*ck up!
• Scott straight up dies at the revelation of Nintendo putting select Wii games on an Android console, and ends up doing the rest of the segment on the Chinese Nvidia Shield Wii ports as a ghost. He later gets spooked back to life by the mention of Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.
• Octopath Traveler appearing on Xbox Game Pass proves to be the last straw for Scott:
  Scott: THAT'S TOO FAR! There needs to be limits to these types of things, and I'm sick of it! You can't just take that away from us Nintendo fans, and because you did, I'm gonna do something about it!
  (cut to Scott slapping a 50¢ sign over the 25¢ price on his divorce stand)
  Scott: Profit.

240- Dual Releases

• When mentioning how Nintendo initially intended to release 15 different versions of Nintendogs, he brings up mock-up box art of those 15 hypothetical games, which not only feature much more specific and obscure dog breeds, but two of them aren’t even dogs (a gerenuk and a cockroach).
• Jerry interrupting Scott before he discusses the Sonic Boom games.
  Jerry: (filming Scott with a camcorder) Uh, can you say "Hey all, Scott here, and my therapist never recommended me to do any of this"?
  Scott: Why would I waste a "Hey all, Scott here" on that?
  Jerry: 'Cause I'm scared what's gonna happen!
  Scott: It's just Sonic Boom.
  Jerry: And Genghis Khan WAS JUST A F**KIN' GUY!!
  • When Scott actually starts to discuss Sonic Boom, Jerry isn't in his chair.

241- PC Games on Console

• The entire opening:
  Scott: Hey all, Scott here. I have molecules. I can admit that. Those molecules form a man with skin who uses it to play Bug. Evil isn’t born, but that was. My brain was only ever designed to beat this, which means if I want to tolerate using a PC for 30 minutes to discuss PC games on consoles, I must go forth with brain surgery, replacing it with an exact copy, though now, with the PC game tolerance toggle switched to “iffy”. The results?
  (cut to Scott wearing a medical headband, who sneezes up blood while looking at a PC)
  Scott: …maybe.
• Scott blows the dust off of his PC… with a leaf blower.
• Scott's Skewed Priorities when playing SimCity.
  Scott: Need more housing... or a third zoo!
• Scott remarks that The Urbz, a console/handheld-only spin-off of The Sims, "looks like it tried Monster twice."
• After attempting to explain the timeline of the Far Cry Instincts series ^note  Namely, Instincts was a loose remake of the original Far Cry on PC made specifically for consoles, which was followed by a sequel, Far Cry Instincts: Evolution, which was remade for the Wii as Far Cry: Vengeance, which was followed by Far Cry Instincts: Predator, a Compilation Re-release of Instincts and Evolution on Xbox 360, and then Far Cry 2 was unrelated to both the original game and Instincts:
  Scott: Oh, f*ck, I'm sorry, I wasn't explaining Far Cry, I was explaining quantum physics!
• When covering Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel (which as he points out, is not to be confused with Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel), Scott claims that it is as much of a Fallout game as... Beat Saber.
• Scott prefaces his talk about the Civilization ports by calling it one of his favorite Mac series, to which he clarifies,
  Scott: Every mainline game's released on Mac, I said nothing wrong, hee-haw!

242- It Came from the Nintendo eShop

• Scott is handing out old 3DSes filled with eShop games to trick-or-treaters... despite not knowing it was Halloween. He is unable to convince Rex that it isn't candy, which results in Rex eating the handheld and being poisoned by the lithium battery.
• Jerry Atricks has returned to his newscaster roots to report on Rex's aforementioned condition (though he's more interested in interviewing Jeb about how he filmed Rex eating the 3DS), and it turns out an examination uncovered that the battery read "in case of ingestion, arrest Scott". Scott realizes he should probably stop labeling things that way as he pulls out a knife reading "if stabbed with, audit Scott".
• Scott is arrested for giving out "poison candy" by Officer Steel Wool (apparently back on the force after all those murders) and another officer who looks familiar. Once Scott has been locked up, he reveals that this is because he's the Employee brothers' cousin... Police Employee.
• Scott's reaction to being arrested:
  Scott: (gasps) (picks up his phone) 911, somebody just broke in! (cut to Scott in a jail cell) Can we have prison outside today?
• Despite Scott's Rousing Speech about the eShop's eminent shutdown and its future at the end, something doesn't feel right to him.
  Scott: Oddly, I don't feel at peace...
  (Smash Cut to Scott back at his desk, sadly holding onto his Wii U box with a "HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY" note on it)
  Scott: (nervous pause) ...'cause I'm gonna have to talk about this AGAIN!!

244- Console Pack-In Games

• Scott puts on a blindfold so he can show the audience the contents of the PSVita day one box without knowing himself. He takes out a soaking wet dead rat and instantly knows that it's Little Deviants.
• Scott considers Duck Hunt to be a good pack in as it lets him work out his urge to kill ducks in a healthy way. Cut to him furiously strangling a plush duck.

245- Sonic 3D Blast | "3D" "Blast"

• "This is Sonic 3D Blast. This is a hernia. Spot the difference.
• In the late 90s, there was a four year gap between two mainline Sonic games, and Sega wanted to keep the franchise relevant. The solution?
  [Cut to "Sega Headquarters"; a breaking news report on the TV shows the police are hunting Sonic 3D Blast for "mediocrity".]
  Scott: (over the police sirens; cheerfully) We're on the news!
• Originally, Sonic 3 was planned to be a 3D game, but the chips required would've made it too expensive. So, Sega scrapped those plans... but couldn't shake the idea of a 3D Sonic Genesis game.
  Jerry Atricks: That's called an intrusive thought!
  Scott: No, it's Sonic 3D Blast.
  Jerry Atricks: Yep!
• "Name 80 Sega Genesis games that aren't Sonic. Bet ya can't!"
• "So, why a 3D Sonic on [the Genesis]? Why wake up in the morning?"
  Scott: (frantic) I DON'T KNOW!
• Scott spends most of the episode dead. His death scene is comedically undramatic, happening offscreen as he goes on an tangent about the game's developer, Traveller's Tales.
  Scott: Who are these guys? Well, they developed Puggsy-
  (BANG!)
  Scott's Ghost: Why did those have to be my last words?

246- Touch! Generations for Nintendo DS and Wii

• 100 Classic Books lives up to its title much better than something like Mario Super Sluggers.
  Scott: Where the f*ck are the slugs?
• Scott questions why soda shake is included in Clubhouse Games.
  Scott: Nintendo, I don't need you for this.
  (shakes can of soda and opens it in his face)

247 - Board Game Video Games

• Scott's glad a Heinz version of Monopoly exists as Ketchup is best way to get him intrested in anything. Cue Scott going to a testicular cancer screening that promises free ketchup for sign-ups.
  • Later while Jeb plays the Game Boy version of Monopoly, out of nowhere the camera pulls back to Scott surrounded by bottles of ketchup.
  Scott: I have cancer.
  • While talking about the SNES version of Clue(do)'s flawed multi-player:
  Rex: You Fool! I don't believe in God!
• Scott gets his grocery list and his Clue(do) notes mixed up and ends up buying 30+ bottles of mustard that he sits next to in hung head shame as Jeb and Rex keep playing.
• When talking about how Jenga:World Tour has a 26 on Metacritic:
  Jeb: What, is it bad or something?
  (Cut to the game where Scott pulls just one piece and the whole tower falls)
  Rex: (calmly) No.
  (cut to the couch where Rex has a slab of wood in front of him)
  Jeb: That's not even good wood (pushes wood out of the way)
  Rex: MY GOD, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?
• After Pictonary with the uDraw goes south, Scott’s last bet for a legitimate board game experience in video game form is Battleship for the Xbox 360 — which turns out to be the FPS based on the movie.
  Rex: I am gonna hit you with a blunt object!
  (cut to a bloody and battered Scott at his desk holding a blood-stained Boggle box)
  Scott: I do understand Boggle now.

248- Not for Resale

• Scott makes a gameshow out of speculating on wether a "Not for Resale" game is a collector's item or not called "¢heap or $teep?". He didn't have any buzzers so he gave the contestants guns.

249- The Commercial Failure

• Scott refers to Sleeping Dogs (2012) by such names as "Snoring Mutts" and "Exhausted Canines".
• Awesome as it may be, "Just Buy The Games" as a whole is hilarious. Given how Scott wanted to create a charity song for the sole purpose of making sure no bad game gets left behind in the first place, his friends immediately turn it into something else by threatening violence on people who don't buy them. This causes Scott to do a 180 on his entire mission statement.
  • While Scott's singing is genuine...his friends might be questionably dubbed at best. Primarily, Jerry's singing "voice" is that of a powerful female singer, and later, a powerful male singer.
  • At the very end of the song (and episode), a half-faded-in Target Employee can be seen shilling for Target and about how all the games are sold there.

250- Merry Christmas, Data Design

• Scott and the gang's latest hare-brain scheme is to compete with Santa and provide joy to the world from their workshop at the Left Pole (Scott's house).
• Target Employee's job at the Left Pole is to open a door so everyone can go outside, this takes so much effort his hands bleed.
• The chalkboard that appears in the background during most of the shots Jerry is on-screen.
  Chalkboard: Seconds Passed: (Rex is seen marking a new tally every second, getting to 37 before the camera cuts to the next shot)
  Chalkboard: Breaths: 3
• Scott protests playtesting the Data Design games.
  Scott: We can't do that! We don't have time!
  Terry: Do we really want to risk the lives and safety of children everywhere?
  (Beat)
  Scott: Do we not wanna meet our deadline?!
• While Scott talks about the early days of Data Design, he includes their early strategy games like Tobruk: The Clash of Armor, DNA Warriors and Annals of Rome which cuts to Rex, Jeb, Target Employee and Terry to laugh only for Rex to exclaim that he laughs at Tobruk.
• The prospect of playing a strategy game from the 80's causes Scott to scream so loud he clips the mic.
• When they cover Data Design's Jeopardy for the Game Boy, the rest of the gang proves to be just as bad at Jeopardy as Scott is.
  Game: Aesop Character that won by a "hare"
  Target Employee: Rapunzel.
  Incorrect
  Game: It's located between EST & MST
  Jerry: The letter s!
  Incorrect
  Game: Admirals - This father of the nuclear sub managed to serve 18 years beyond the compulsory retirement age
  Rex: Admiral? Cap'n Crunch!
  Jeb: No, not the cereal mascot! Write "Chocula".
  Incorrect
  Game: A nonet is a composition for this many musical instruments or voices
  Jerry: I don't speak Italian.
  Correct
• When Scott starts talking about Conquest Earth, Data Design's latest strategy game from 1997, he realizes that it's their first original work not based on an existing IP released outside the UK, and gives them a round of applause....until he sees the GameSpot review.
  Scott: Damnit, go back! GO BACK!
  (the same footage of Scott clapping is played in reverse)
  Scott: Oh no, it sounds the SAME!
• Scott notes that Europe had "pretty lenient guidelines" on what qualifies as a PlayStation 2 game, which led to the releases of such PS2 "games" as The Mouse Police.
  Scott: No! They DON'T MAKE CUFFS THAT SMALL!!!
• Scott claims the European version of Sonic Colors has extra content... in that they spell Colours with an extra "U."
• Thanks to obtaining the same licence, Scott claims that Data Design's terrible Kawasaki Jetski could be considered Spiritual Successor to Wave Race. Cue Scott on the couch doing the most distressed whimper imaginable.
• Eventually, Scott finally finishes testing all of Data Design's games...only to realize that it took so long that it's now April, missing the deadline by four months and ruining the scheme to compete with Santa.
  Target Employee: Oh man, I had work a month ago.
  • Scott then encourages his team to celebrate the holiday season to all goodwill regardless, and they all go out carolling at people's doorsteps. They get a door slammed on them the second they start singing.
  • To make the out-of-season festivities even more ironic, technical issues forced Scott to release the video on January 7, 2023, well after Christmas, meaning he was late both in and out of universe.
• The ending scene has Scott thanking Data Design for allowing him to experience their chronicle of bad games, and he wishes for a way to give them his best wishes for Christmas. One look at the Switch eShop later, and their bad sports games have been released once again.
  Scott: Never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind- *(Smash Cut to the end credits)*

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