History Funny / ScottTheWozSeason6

* When Scott starts talking about ''Conquest Earth'', Data Design's latest strategy game from 1997, he realizes that it's their first original work not based on an existing IP released outside the US, and gives them a round of applause....until he sees the [=GameSpot=] review.

* When Scott starts talking about ''Conquest Earth'', Data Design's latest strategy game from 1997, he realizes that it's their first original work not based on an existing IP and gives them a round of applause....until he sees the [=GameSpot=] review.

-->'''Scott:''' 2006 brought us ''VideoGame/ChibiRobo'', ''VideoGame/{{Odama}}'', ''[[VideoGame/BatenKaitos Baten Kaitos: Origins]]''... (beat) [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and the death of]] UsefulNotes/GeraldFord.

(the Wario card undergoes an in-depth ''Wario Analysis'', revealing an old Wario asset, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and the snout of a screaming horse]])\\

* The Big Three each have their exclusive series that people always associate with their consoles; Nintendo has ''Mario'', ''Zelda'' and ''Pokémon'', Sony has ''Uncharted'', ''God of War'' and ''Ratchet & Clank'', and Microsoft has… ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Sneakers]]''.

-->''Jeb:''What, is it bad or something?\\

''Rex:'' ''(calmly)'' No.\\

''Jeb:'' That's not even good wood ''(pushes wood out of the way)''\\
''Rex:'' MY GOD, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?

* While Scott talks about the early days of Data Design, he includes their early strategy games like ''Tobruk: The Clash of Armor'', ''DNA Warriors'' and ''Annals of Rome'' which cuts to Rex, Jeb, Target Employee and Terry to [[HehHehYouSaidX laugh]] only for Rex to exclaims that he laughs at ''[[BaitAndSwitch Tobruk]]''.
* The prospect of playing a strategy game from the 80's causes Scott to scream so loud he clips the mike.

* Creator/{{Microsoft}} buying Creator/{{Rare}} during the UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube era is represented by Scott carrying a bag labeled "Donkey Kong-Related Activities" while standing in front of a door labeled "The [=GameCube=] Generation":

* "Here, we have the UsefulNotes/{{Vectrex}}, the ''future of gaming''!"

* "Making a 3D headset for a black-and-white vector-graphic based console in 1982? That takes guts ''and'' methamphetamine! But in 1987? [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem All it took was the latter.]]"

!!236- ''UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube: Shaping a Generation''

* Scott notes that Europe had "pretty lenient guidelines" on what qualifies as a UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 game, which led to the releases of such [=PS2=] "games" as ''The Mouse Police''.

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-->'''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here. I have molecules. I can admit that. Those molecules form a man with skin who uses it to play ''VideoGame/{{Bug}}''. Evil isn’t born, but that was. My brain was only ever designed to beat this, which means if I want to tolerate using a PC for 30 minutes to discuss PC games on consoles, I must go forth with brain surgery, replacing it with an exact copy, though now, with the PC game tolerance toggle switched to “iffy”. The results?\\

-->'''Scott:''' Be honest, if you had the keys to this kingdom, you wouldn’t either. ''(slams down some DK Bongos)'' [[WidgetSeries So f*ck it, let's get weird!]]\\

* Scott refers to ''VideoGame/SleepingDogs'' by such names as "Snoring Mutts" and "Exhausted Canines".

'''Scott:''' ...''yeah.''

-->'''Scott:''' ''No, they DON'T MAKE CUFFS THAT '''SMALL!!!'''''

-->[[BlackComedy (cut to a graveyard)]]\\

** [[OnSecondThought "Well...]] [[TakeThat have you]] ''[[TakeThat tried]]'' [[TakeThat playing Rad Racer in 3D?"]]\\
[[BlackComedy (cut to a graveyard)]]\\