| 1 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/flavorofthemonth.png]] |
| 2 | [[caption-width-right:350:"I'll take chocolate."]] |
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| 4 | Funny/ScottTheWoz (General) | Funny/ScottTheWozSeason1 (2017) | Funny/ScottTheWozSeason2 (2018) | Funny/ScottTheWozSeason3 (2019) | Funny/ScottTheWozSeason4 (2020) | Funny/ScottTheWozSeason5 (2021) | '''Season 6''' (2022-Early 2023) | Funny/ScottTheWozSeason7 (2023-2024) |
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| 6 | !!231- ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongBarrelBlast | The Curse'' |
| 7 | * Scott sets out to defeat sex once and for all by beating its very source: ''Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast.'' |
| 8 | * Scott states that without ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'', we wouldn't have Nintendo as we know them today. Then cut to Scott holding ''Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash''. |
| 9 | -->'''Scott:''' [[AssociationFallacy F*ck Donkey Kong.]] |
| 10 | * Scott reflects on the history of the Donkey Kong franchise and when he gets to ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongJunior'': |
| 11 | -->'''Scott:''' [[BrokenPedestal (shocked)]] ''[[BrokenPedestal He f*cked.]]'' |
| 12 | * Scott's summary of ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong3'''s plot... though "summary" might be the wrong word. |
| 13 | -->'''Scott:''' ''Donkey Kong 3'' is a vertical shooter where Stanley shoots bug spray up into Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong's Donkey Kong-ass Donkey Kong ass. |
| 14 | * When comparing it to the later ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry'' games, Scott refers to ''Donkey Kong 3'' as "Flavor of the Month: Spray this Monkey's ass with Bug Spray", only to cut away to Scott at an ice cream parlour where that ''is'' the flavor of the month. Scott wisely goes with Chocolate. |
| 15 | * Creator/{{Microsoft}} buying Creator/{{Rare}} during the Platform/NintendoGameCube era is represented by Scott carrying a bag labeled "Donkey Kong-Related Activities" while standing in front of a door labeled "The [=GameCube=] Generation": |
| 16 | -->'''Scott:''' ''(in disbelief while turning to the camera)'' Oh, come on! |
| 17 | * Scott's metaphor to describe Rare continuing to develop for Nintendo handhelds after being bought out by Microsoft: |
| 18 | -->"Sure, we can still be friends, you'll just hear me and my new boyfriend f*ck all the time." |
| 19 | * Scott pins Donkey Kong's output in the 2000s on Nintendo not knowing what to do with the character after Rare's departure. |
| 20 | -->'''Scott:''' Be honest, if you had the keys to this kingdom, you wouldn’t either. ''(slams down some DK Bongos)'' [[QuirkyWork So f*ck it, let's get weird!]]\ |
| 21 | '''''[[VideoGame/DonkeyKonga DON-KEY! KONGA!]]'''''\ |
| 22 | '''Scott:''' ...all according to plan... |
| 23 | ** [[MissingStepsPlan The "plan" in question:]] |
| 24 | --->Step One: Create a Franchise/{{Popeye}} inspired arcade game in 1981.\ |
| 25 | Step Two: Donkey Konga\ |
| 26 | Step Three: Finally win her over |
| 27 | * The summation of Nintendo's last exclusives for the [=GameCube=]: |
| 28 | -->'''Scott:''' 2006 brought us ''VideoGame/ChibiRobo'', ''VideoGame/{{Odama}}'', ''[[VideoGame/BatenKaitos Baten Kaitos: Origins]]''... (beat) and the death of UsefulNotes/GeraldFord. |
| 29 | * "You know, I ''have'' heard some people say this game is unfairly hated. [[FalseReassurance I've also heard voices in my head.]]" |
| 30 | * Every day on Scott's calendar for May 2022 is filled with reminders to "Not Have Sex"... except for the 22nd, with is marked [[NoodleIncident "Betray The Alliance"]]. |
| 31 | * Rex [[IncomingHam makes his entrance by]] [[DynamicEntry punching down Scott's door (which is apparently made of paper) and yelling "IMPRACTICAL!" while facing the wrong way.]] |
| 32 | -->'''Scott:''' [[ThereWasADoor The door wasn't locked...]] |
| 33 | ** And in the next shot, the door is magically fixed. |
| 34 | * Scott takes precautions against sex by spraying Raid on his crotch. |
| 35 | * Rex guards Scott against sex while he plays the game... by sitting next to him with with nothing below the waist but a mosaic. And when the effects start to get to him- |
| 36 | -->'''Rex:''' [[ImColdSoCold I'm cold...]]\ |
| 37 | '''Scott:''' (looks down) I can see that. |
| 38 | * Scott initially thinks that the game supports the [=DK=] Bongos, because he's not a narcoleptic. When the race actually starts, a prompt appears telling the player to shake the Wii Remote and Nunchuk. Cue Scott, still holding the [=DK=] Bongos, falling forward and ''breaking the table in front of him''. |
| 39 | * Scott orders an emergency shipment of "no sex" to save Rex, which is delivered by Jeb. It turns out to be a handgun. |
| 40 | * Scott fills Jeb in on the situation: |
| 41 | -->'''Scott:''' So I'm trying to stop sex and I need your help doing it, so I have Rex over here guarding me making sure I have sex without having sex, but he can't handle all this sex, so I was wondering if you could stick around to resuscitate him if possible so I can continue to not have sex while having sex, while Rex guards me while you guard Rex, that would be great-\ |
| 42 | '''Jeb:''' ''(looking at Funky Kong on the title screen)'' [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Damn, is that a monkey in sunglasses?]]\ |
| 43 | ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 44 | '''Rex:''' Is this what the gun was for? ''(points it at Jeb)'' |
| 45 | * "So you can punch enemies, opponents, and barrels with A, use items with B, pause the game with +, back out with Home, turn off with Power, throw it out with spite…" |
| 46 | * The severely-sick Rex calling Jeb "a f*ckin' CREEP!" and then handing him [[Literature/TheScarletLetter a red "A"]]. |
| 47 | -->'''Jeb:''' What does the "A" stand for?\ |
| 48 | '''Rex:''' You're '''a''' [[RepeatCut f*ckin' CREEP!]] |
| 49 | ** Later on, when Rex gets better and reconciles with Jeb, he hands him another "A" - this time, saying it stands for him being "a f*ckin' friend". |
| 50 | * Scott is baffled at how much of a MsFanservice Candy is. He calls Candy's Challenges "an excuse to ogle a monkey" ("Just go to the ''zoo''!") and, in reference to her skimpy tank top with "Candy" written across her breasts, yells "Jesus, Candy, just wear a name tag!" |
| 51 | * The episode ends on a dramatic rock remix of "Breakout" that transitions into the new theme "Break In" as Scott manages to beat the game without sex, summoning forth the (really well animated) curse within. Scott leaps into battle... Only to SmashCut to him back at this desk, looking beaten with his glasses askew, holding [[BrickJoke a "World's Best Virgin" Coffee Mug]]. |
| 52 | -->'''Scott:''' [[AntiClimax I did it.]] |
| 53 | |
| 54 | !!232- ''Nintendo Switch: Five Years In'' |
| 55 | * How does Scott feel about his first time experiencing ''Franchise/{{Danganronpa}}''? 20 seconds of [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness despairingly]] [[StunnedSilence confused silence]] as he tries to eke out the words. |
| 56 | ** The time card preceding this reads "One Four Danganronpa Games Later". |
| 57 | * Scott talking about how excited he was to be able to play ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' portably with the Switch port of ''Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition'', saying there was no way it could be disappointing. Cut to Scott at his desk doing the [[MirthlessLaughter creepiest chuckle imaginable.]] |
| 58 | * [[RunningGag Anytime a game ported for the Switch is announced...as a cloud version]], you can bet Scott is gonna be ''[[BlatantLies very very very happy]]'' [[BerserkButton to hear about it]]. |
| 59 | * After listing some solid releases and announcements for the Switch, Scott finally reaches to ''Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition''. His initial response? |
| 60 | -->'''Scott:''' '''[[PrecisionFStrike FFFFFFFFF]][[CurseCutShort UUUUU-]]''' |
| 61 | * "''VideoGame/MarioKart8 Deluxe'' [[HilariousInHindsight gets DLC.]]" |
| 62 | -->'''Scott''': [[HereWeGoAgain (in the glitched-out time purgatory) Son of a bitch.]] |
| 63 | ** After stating the Booster Pass would be getting 48 retro courses from across the franchise: |
| 64 | --->'''Scott''': (voiceover) Why? (cut to a picture of a tired Scott: [[TemptingFate "Mario Kart 8 will never get DLC."]]) Because Nintendo hates me. |
| 65 | |
| 66 | !!233- ''3D Gaming'' |
| 67 | * Scott opens the video by [[CameraAbuse taking out a baseball bat and smashing the camera]], only to get an assault and battery charge as a result. |
| 68 | * "Here, we have the Platform/{{Vectrex}}, the ''future of gaming''!" |
| 69 | -->'''Scott:''' (leaning on a table; staring at a Vectrex) ''[[TakeThat Woooow,]]'' [[TakeThat that's f*cking]] ''[[TakeThat bleaaaaaaaaak...]]'' |
| 70 | * The Vectrex had a 3D goggle add on, the Vectrex 3D Imager, that required the use of a color wheel that inserted into the goggles and spun while in use... [[ObviousBeta at speeds not unlike an angle grinder]]. |
| 71 | -->'''Scott:''' [[DissonantSerenity Sidenote?]] [[BlackComedy (splash of blood appears)]] [[DissonantSerenity Mine came stained.]] |
| 72 | * "Making a 3D headset for a black-and-white vector-graphic based console in 1982? That takes guts ''and'' methamphetamine! But in 1987? [[Platform/NintendoEntertainmentSystem All it took was the latter.]]" |
| 73 | * From Scott's perspective, the concept of 3D-capable [=TVs=] is rendered pointless due to the existence of [[CuttingTheKnot paper 3D glasses]]. |
| 74 | -->'''Scott:''' Why are they expecting me to pay thousands more for a feature that ''Film/{{Spy Kids|3DGameOver}}'' gave out for free? |
| 75 | ** [[OnSecondThought "Well...]] [[TakeThat have you]] ''[[TakeThat tried]]'' [[TakeThat playing Rad Racer in 3D?"]] |
| 76 | --->[[BlackComedy (cut to a graveyard)]]\ |
| 77 | '''Scott:''' [[SpeakIllOfTheDead (points to a grave) He did.]] |
| 78 | ** [[ARareSentence And on the topic of the graveyard]], trying to compare the paper 3D glasses North America got and the full-on 3D headset that Japan got with the Famicom [[DistinctionWithoutADifference is "like saying this corpse is stronger than this one."]] |
| 79 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "(picture of a fireman daydreaming about 8-bit graphics in 3D]] [[SkewedPriorities while a fire rages behind him)]] [[TakeThat So that's why society is crumbling..."]] |
| 80 | * After Scott decides to [[SeriousBusiness "[put his] foot down"]] over the practicality of the Famicom having a [=3D=] add-on: |
| 81 | -->'''Scott:''' (voiceover; as Scott removes the headset in dismay) "Damn, Scott's just gonna say that out in the open just like that?"\ |
| 82 | (cut to the table)\ |
| 83 | '''Scott:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution (reveals he's wearing a bulletproof vest)]] ''Nope!'' |
| 84 | * Among the issues Scott raises with the Famicom's add-on is that it had a paltry library of seven games that were compatible (and even then only covered about two different genres), and the [=3D=] effect wasn't substantial enough to warrant the headset's existence. So, how does ''Sega's'' own add-on differ for the Master System? |
| 85 | -->'''Scott:''' There are ''[[OverlyNarrowSuperlative eight]]'' games. |
| 86 | * Early on, Scott mentions how Nintendo desired to have ''VideoGame/LuigisMansion'' be 3D, but was ultimately unable to. [[BrickJoke While discussing the 3DS]], Scott mentions how they finally were able to with the release of ''VideoGame/LuigisMansionDarkMoon''... [[HilariousInHindsight and the remake of]] ''[[HilariousInHindsight Luigi's Mansion]]''. |
| 87 | -->'''Scott:''' Good for you, Nintendo! You fulfilled a lifelong desire twice! '''''[[ScrewedByTheLawyers Why are you]] [[FanworkBan still so angry?!]]''''' |
| 88 | |
| 89 | !!234- ''Day One Editions'' |
| 90 | * Sick of missing out on launch day editions, Scott makes it so every day is the day that ''VideoGame/FireEmblemWarriorsThreeHopes'' launches... [[DidntThinkThisThrough which he hates because he's never going to buy that game.]] |
| 91 | * On the Digital Deluxe edition of ''VideoGame/SonicColors Ultimate'' offering early access to the game. |
| 92 | -->'''Scott:''' Yeah, I got early access… '''''[[UpdatedRerelease eleven years ago!]]''''' |
| 93 | |
| 94 | !!235- ''VideoGame/MarioSportsSuperstars | Five in None'' |
| 95 | * Right at the top, we have Scott as a magician announcing he's going to turn ''VideoGame/MarioSportsSuperstars'' into a better game. One tap of the wand later, [[TakeThat the game is gone.]] |
| 96 | -->'''Offscreen Voice''': [[CaptainObvious There's no game.]]\ |
| 97 | '''Scott:''' ...''[[IMeantToDoThat yeah.]]'' |
| 98 | * When thumbing through the amiibo cards that came with the game, Scott praises them at first, but can't help but feel that [[NewWorkRecycledGraphics something's off.]] One look under the microscope later, and it turns out [[BaitAndSwitch it's wet.]] |
| 99 | -->'''Scott:''' (holding up some cards) Well, ''that'' solves the myster- '''''[[EurekaMoment WAIT!]]'''''\ |
| 100 | (the Wario card undergoes an in-depth ''Wario Analysis'', revealing an old Wario asset, and the snout of a screaming horse)\ |
| 101 | '''Scott:''' (looking at the card on the carpet, [[ThisCannotBe hands out in disbelief]]) This is n- No- (stammering) ''Oh my GOD!'' (grasps card) This isn't Wario art crafted out of love! ([[CreatorsApathy cut to the Mario wiki showing Wario's vector from]] ''VideoGame/MarioParty6'') '''''[[CreatorsApathy THIS IS CRAFTED OUT OF PHOTOSHOP!]]''''' |
| 102 | * "Nearly ''all'' the horseracing card art is from other games because, prior to ''Mario Sports Superstars'', the only horseracing art of these characters available online ''[[RuleThirtyFour I can't show.]]''" |
| 103 | * After revealing that Japan had an exclusive binder sold to collect ''every'' card for the game, Scott [[TemptingFate rants about how much of a time-wasting degenerate one must be to fill out the binder with every last card]]. |
| 104 | -->'''Scott:''' [[BaitAndSwitch (shows an empty slot on the binder) So, thank God I'm missing [Soccer] Birdo.]] |
| 105 | * As Scott reveals, the tennis mode of the game somehow is '''[[BeyondTheImpossible less in-depth]]''' than ''[[CallBack Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash]]''. |
| 106 | -->'''Scott:''' ''[[BileFascination That's impressive.]]'' I didn't think you could get more bare-bones than ''Ultra Smash'', but... I also didn't think dogs could get jaundice. |
| 107 | ** "''Ultra Smash'' may have been ''just'' tennis, but tennis ''Mario Sports Superstars'' is '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis literally.]]''''' ''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference Just. Tennis.]]''" |
| 108 | --->'''Scott:''' There's a difference. |
| 109 | * The entire segment where Scott proceeds to [[TakeThat throw shade at virtually any Nintendo YouTuber]] who regularly gets free review copies of games from Nintendo. |
| 110 | -->'''Nintendo Shill Scott:''' ''(standing in front of a couch full of Nintendo plushies)'' Hey, Nintendo fans! This is another Nintendo fan here. You can tell I love Nintendo by my ability to buy merchandise. I've never played ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}''. Today, we're reviewing ''VideoGame/MarioSportsSuperstars'' on the Nintendo [=3DS=]. How fun! This game has graphics ''and'' tennis. Yoshi is ''so'' cute, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Luigi makes me gassy.]]\ |
| 111 | ''(hard cut to Scott playing the game)''\ |
| 112 | '''Scott:''' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption This is putrid!]] |
| 113 | * "I gotta hand it to Nintendo... [[BaitAndSwitchComment 'cause I don't want it.]]" |
| 114 | * When the game is shown to have two unlockable characters: |
| 115 | -->'''Scott:''' Huh, well maybe they do care…\ |
| 116 | ''(one of the characters is revealed to be [[PaletteSwap Metal Mario]])''\ |
| 117 | '''Scott: …for aggravated assault!''' |
| 118 | * Scott takes ThatManIsDead to a new level by holding a funeral for the Scott who wanted to play ''Mario Sports Superstars''. He then reads out past Scott's final words, a summary and breakdown of how the game's terrible... before admitting he's paraphrasing from an angry scribble reading '''"BAD GAME!" (ANGRY FACE)'''. |
| 119 | |
| 120 | !!236- ''Platform/NintendoGameCube: Shaping a Generation'' |
| 121 | * The opening to this episode brings the opening of ''[=GameCube=] Was Best'' to its logical conclusion. |
| 122 | -->'''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here! ''(holding his [=GameCube=])'' I cherish the Nintendo [=GameCube=]; it's all I'll ever need!\ |
| 123 | ''[The entirety of Scott's collection, barring his [=GameCube=] stuff, vanishes into thin air.]''\ |
| 124 | '''Scott:''' ''(beat)'' Okay, I'm not upset, but my insulin was there, too. |
| 125 | * The hypothetical board meeting on how the [=GameCube's=] name came to be: |
| 126 | -->''[Scott, Rex, Jeb, and Target Employee are sitting on the couch, surrounded by various alcoholic beverages.]''\ |
| 127 | '''Scott:''' Name it after a shape! NAME IT AFTER A F*CKING SHAPE!\ |
| 128 | ''[Rex, Jeb, and Target Employee all start to get excited at the idea.]'' |
| 129 | * "Third Party Games on [=GameCube=]: They Exist?!" |
| 130 | * Scott's summary of ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''? A cough, a shrug, and an utterance of "F*ck!" |
| 131 | * When bringing up ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker The Wind Waker]]'', Scott suddenly screams when he sees Link's cel-shaded design. |
| 132 | -->'''Scott:''' Okay... [[TheyChangeditNowitSucks people weren't too thrilled with this art direction.]] |
| 133 | |
| 134 | !!237- ''Game Titles'' |
| 135 | * Scott reveals that it was his Great Uncle Ed who invented letters. He did so because he was tired of not being able to name things. |
| 136 | -->'''Great Uncle Ed:''' ''(slams alphabet onto table)'' ''VideoGame/MrBones''! It's ''Mr. Bones''! |
| 137 | * His analogy for the official name for ''VideoGame/Castlevania64'' being simply ''Castlevania'', the same as the first ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania|1986}}'' on the NES. |
| 138 | -->'''Scott:''' I got out of bed this morning so I accomplished something, too! Let's forget my dad was ever a thing! |
| 139 | * Scott's opinion on the naming of the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' games. |
| 140 | -->'''Scott:''' It doesn't matter, you could name the next ''Call of Duty'', ''Call of Duty: I Smell''. It would do just as well as last year's, and people would just call it the ''Call of Duty'' for this year.\ |
| 141 | '''Scott:''' ''(at desk, holding'' Call of Duty: I Smell'')'' Last year's smelled better, though. |
| 142 | |
| 143 | !!238- ''From Handheld to Console'' |
| 144 | * The intro has Scott claim that he's been doing a lot of thinking about himself and figuring out the one thing that no one else can: blowing up garbage. The next scene has Scott holding a copy of ''[[VideoGame/SecretAgentClank Secret Agent Clank]]'' on [=PlayStation=] 2[[note]]It was originally made for the [=PlayStation=] Portable[[/note]], lamenting that "it's already been done!" |
| 145 | |
| 146 | !!239- ''Ex-Exclusives'' |
| 147 | * Scott decides to take advantage of rising divorce rates by setting up a 25¢ Divorce Stand. SmashCut to Scott holding a bunch of former exclusives in his hand. |
| 148 | -->'''Scott:''' I need to rethink my pricing… |
| 149 | * The Big Three each have their exclusive series that people always associate with their consoles; Nintendo has ''Mario'', ''Zelda'' and ''Pokémon'', Sony has ''Uncharted'', ''God of War'' and ''Ratchet & Clank'', and Microsoft has… ''Sneakers''. |
| 150 | * Scott throwing his Switch away in horror upon seeing an Xbox notification while playing ''Minecraft''. |
| 151 | * Later, when seeing Microsoft Studios being credited for ''VideoGame/OriAndTheBlindForest'' on the Nintendo [=eShop=]: |
| 152 | -->'''Scott:''' ''(holding up his Switch with bloodstains running from his eyes)'' ''Oh boy!'' |
| 153 | * The Xbox Game Studios logo is one of the first things you see when booting up ''VideoGame/Psychonauts2'' on [=PS4=]... or one of the last if you have a soul. |
| 154 | * Scott questions why Nintendo insisted on making ''VideoGame/LegoCityUndercover'' a Wii U exclusive when LEGO games always show up on their platforms, when they should be pushing to get the rights to a game they usually wouldn’t get… like ''VideoGame/DevilsThird''. |
| 155 | -->'''Scott:''' ''(rushing into his game room brandishing a bat)'' WHERE?! |
| 156 | ** To recap, Nintendo saved the game from being canceled after the original publisher THQ went bankrupt, even assisting in development to the point that the late great Satoru Iwata was credited in the end titles. |
| 157 | --->'''Scott:''' This is just as much of a Nintendo game as… ''(looks frantically around his Wii U shelf until he spots a stray copy of '' Walalae Country Club ''on [=N64=])''…YEAH! |
| 158 | ** Speaking of ''Devil's Third'' being a Wii U exclusive… |
| 159 | --->'''Scott:''' What are you gonna do about it? [[TemptingFate Play the multiplayer portion for free on Microsoft Windows?]]\ |
| 160 | ''(cut to a promotional image for'' Devil's Third Online'')''\ |
| 161 | '''Scott:''' ''(wearing a magician hat and holding a wand)'' And for my next trick, I'm going to shut the f*ck up! |
| 162 | * Scott straight up ''dies'' at the revelation of Nintendo putting select Wii games on an Android console, and ends up doing the rest of the segment on the Chinese Nvidia Shield Wii ports as a ghost. He later gets spooked back to life by the mention of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyCrystalChronicles1''. |
| 163 | * ''VideoGame/OctopathTraveler'' appearing on Xbox Game Pass proves to be the last straw for Scott: |
| 164 | -->'''Scott:''' THAT'S TOO FAR! There needs to be limits to these types of things, and I'm sick of it! You can't just take that away from us Nintendo fans, and because you did, I'm gonna do something about it!\ |
| 165 | ''[[BrickJoke (cut to Scott slapping a 50¢ sign over the 25¢ price on his divorce stand)]]''\ |
| 166 | '''Scott:''' Profit. |
| 167 | |
| 168 | !!240- ''Dual Releases'' |
| 169 | * When mentioning how Nintendo initially intended to release ''15 different versions'' of ''VideoGame/{{Nintendogs}}'', he brings up mock-up box art of those 15 hypothetical games, which not only feature much more specific and obscure dog breeds, but two of them aren’t even dogs (a gerenuk and a cockroach). |
| 170 | * Jerry interrupting Scott before he discusses the ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'' games. |
| 171 | -->'''Jerry:''' ''(filming Scott with a camcorder)'' Uh, can you say "Hey all, Scott here, and my therapist never recommended me to do any of this"?\ |
| 172 | '''Scott''': Why would I waste a "Hey all, Scott here" on that?\ |
| 173 | '''Jerry''': 'Cause I'm ''scared'' what's gonna happen!\ |
| 174 | '''Scott''': It's just ''Sonic Boom''.\ |
| 175 | '''Jerry''': ''And UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan WAS JUST A F**KIN' GUY!!'' |
| 176 | ** When Scott actually starts to discuss ''Sonic Boom'', [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Jerry isn't in his chair]]. |
| 177 | |
| 178 | !!241- ''PC Games on Console'' |
| 179 | * The entire opening: |
| 180 | -->'''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here. I have molecules. I can admit that. Those molecules form a man with skin who uses it to play ''VideoGame/{{Bug|1995}}''. Evil isn’t born, but that was. My brain was only ever designed to beat this, which means if I want to tolerate using a PC for 30 minutes to discuss PC games on consoles, I must go forth with brain surgery, replacing it with an exact copy, though now, with the PC game tolerance toggle switched to “iffy”. The results?\ |
| 181 | ''(cut to Scott wearing a medical headband, who sneezes up blood while looking at a PC)''\ |
| 182 | '''Scott:''' …maybe. |
| 183 | * Scott blows the dust off of his PC… with a leaf blower. |
| 184 | * Scott's SkewedPriorities when playing ''VideoGame/SimCity''. |
| 185 | -->'''Scott:''' Need more housing... or a third zoo! |
| 186 | * Scott remarks that ''VideoGame/TheUrbz'', a console/handheld-only spin-off of ''VideoGame/TheSims'', "[[TotallyRadical looks like it tried Monster twice]]." |
| 187 | * After attempting to explain the timeline of the ''VideoGame/FarCry Instincts'' series [[note]] Namely, ''Instincts'' was a loose remake of the original ''Far Cry'' on PC made specifically for consoles, which was followed by a sequel, ''Far Cry Instincts: Evolution'', which was remade for the Wii as ''Far Cry: Vengeance'', which was followed by ''Far Cry Instincts: Predator'', a CompilationRerelease of ''Instincts'' and ''Evolution'' on Xbox 360, and then ''VideoGame/FarCry2'' was unrelated to both the original game and ''Instincts''[[/note]]: |
| 188 | -->'''Scott:''' Oh, f*ck, I'm sorry, I wasn't explaining ''Far Cry'', I was explaining quantum physics! |
| 189 | * When covering ''VideoGame/FalloutBrotherhoodOfSteel'' (which as he points out, is not to be confused with ''VideoGame/FalloutTacticsBrotherhoodOfSteel''), Scott claims that it is as much of a ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' game as... ''VideoGame/BeatSaber''. |
| 190 | * Scott prefaces his talk about the ''VideoGame/{{Civilization}}'' ports by calling it one of his favorite Mac series, to which he clarifies, |
| 191 | -->'''Scott:''' Every mainline game's released on Mac, I said nothing wrong, hee-haw! |
| 192 | |
| 193 | !!242- ''It Came from the Nintendo [=eShop=]'' |
| 194 | * Scott is handing out old [=3DS=]es filled with [=eShop=] games to trick-or-treaters... despite not knowing it was Halloween. He is unable to convince Rex that it isn't candy, which results in Rex [[TooDumbToLive eating the handheld and being poisoned by the lithium battery]]. |
| 195 | * Jerry Atricks has returned to his newscaster roots to report on Rex's aforementioned condition (though he's more interested in interviewing Jeb about how he filmed Rex eating the [=3DS=]), and it turns out an examination uncovered that the battery read "in case of ingestion, arrest Scott". Scott realizes he should probably stop labeling things that way as he pulls out a knife reading "if stabbed with, audit Scott". |
| 196 | * Scott is arrested for giving out "poison candy" by Officer Steel Wool (apparently back on the force after all those murders) and another officer who looks familiar. Once Scott has been locked up, he reveals that this is because he's the Employee brothers' cousin... Police Employee. |
| 197 | * Scott's reaction to being arrested: |
| 198 | -->'''Scott:''' ''(gasps)'' ''(picks up his phone)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint 911, somebody just broke in!]] ''(cut to Scott in a jail cell)'' Can we have prison outside today? |
| 199 | * Despite Scott's RousingSpeech about the [=eShop=]'s eminent shutdown and its future at the end, something doesn't feel right to him. |
| 200 | -->'''Scott:''' Oddly, I don't feel at peace...\ |
| 201 | ''(SmashCut to Scott [[AntiClimax back at his desk]], sadly holding onto his Wii U box with a "HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY" note on it)''\ |
| 202 | '''Scott:''' ''(nervous pause)'' ...'cause I'm gonna have to ''[[ToBeContinued talk about this AGAIN!!]]'' |
| 203 | |
| 204 | %%!!243- ''Game Deals'' |
| 205 | |
| 206 | !!244- ''Console Pack-In Games'' |
| 207 | * Scott puts on a blindfold so he can show the audience the contents of the [=PSVita=] day one box without knowing himself. He takes out a soaking wet dead rat and instantly knows that it's [[TakeThat Little Deviants]]. |
| 208 | * Scott considers Duck Hunt to be a good pack in as it lets him work out his urge to kill ducks in a healthy way. Cut to him furiously strangling a plush duck. |
| 209 | |
| 210 | !!245- ''VideoGame/Sonic3DBlast | "3D" "Blast"'' |
| 211 | * "This is ''Sonic 3D Blast''. This is a hernia. [[TakeThat Spot the difference.]] |
| 212 | * In the late 90s, there was a four year gap between [[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles two]] [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure mainline]] Sonic games, and Sega wanted to keep the franchise relevant. The solution? |
| 213 | -->''[Cut to "Sega Headquarters"; a breaking news report on the TV shows [[DisproportionateRetribution the police are hunting Sonic 3D Blast for "mediocrity"]].]''\ |
| 214 | '''Scott:''' [[DissonantSerenity (over the police sirens; cheerfully)]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint We're on the news!]] |
| 215 | * Originally, ''Sonic 3'' was planned to be a 3D game, but the chips required would've made it too expensive. So, Sega scrapped those plans... but couldn't shake the idea of a 3D Sonic Genesis game. |
| 216 | -->'''Jerry Atricks:''' ''That's'' called an intrusive thought!\ |
| 217 | '''Scott:''' No, it's ''Sonic 3D Blast''.\ |
| 218 | '''Jerry Atricks:''' [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Yep!]] |
| 219 | * "Name 80 Sega Genesis games that aren't Sonic. Bet ya can't!" |
| 220 | * "So, why a 3D Sonic on [the Genesis]? [[AskAStupidQuestion Why wake up in the morning?]]" |
| 221 | -->'''Scott''': [[RiddleForTheAges (frantic)]] ''[[RiddleForTheAges I DON'T KNOW!]]'' |
| 222 | * Scott spends most of the episode dead. His death scene is comedically undramatic, happening offscreen as he goes on an tangent about the game's developer, Creator/TravellersTales. |
| 223 | -->'''Scott:''' Who are these guys? Well, they developed ''VideoGame/{{Puggsy}}''-\ |
| 224 | ''(BANG!)''\ |
| 225 | '''Scott's Ghost:''' [[PartingWordsRegret Why did those have to be my last words?]] |
| 226 | |
| 227 | !!246- ''Touch! Generations for Nintendo DS and Wii'' |
| 228 | * ''100 Classic Books'' lives up to its title much better than something like ''VideoGame/MarioSuperSluggers''. |
| 229 | -->'''Scott:''' Where the f*ck are the slugs? |
| 230 | * Scott questions why soda shake is included in ''Clubhouse Games''. |
| 231 | -->'''Scott:''' Nintendo, I don't need you for this.\ |
| 232 | ''(shakes can of soda and opens it in his face)'' |
| 233 | |
| 234 | !!247 - ''Board Game Video Games'' |
| 235 | * Scott's glad a Heinz version of Monopoly exists as Ketchup is best way to get him intrested in anything. Cue Scott going to a testicular cancer screening that promises free ketchup for sign-ups. |
| 236 | ** Later while Jeb plays the Game Boy version of Monopoly, out of nowhere the camera pulls back to Scott surrounded by bottles of ketchup. |
| 237 | --> '''Scott:''' [[MoodWhiplash I have cancer.]] |
| 238 | ** While talking about the SNES version of Clue(do)'s flawed multi-player: |
| 239 | -->'''Rex:''' YouFool I don't believe in God! |
| 240 | * Scott gets his grocery list and his Clue(do) notes mixed up and ends up buying 30+ bottles of mustard that he sits next to in hung head shame as Jeb and Rex keep playing. |
| 241 | * When talking about how ''Jenga:World Tour'' has a 26 on Metacritic: |
| 242 | -->'''Jeb:''' What, is it bad or something?\ |
| 243 | ''(Cut to the game where Scott pulls just one piece and the whole tower falls)''\ |
| 244 | '''Rex:''' ''(calmly)'' No.\ |
| 245 | ''(cut to the couch where Rex has a slab of wood in front of him)''\ |
| 246 | '''Jeb:''' That's not even good wood ''(pushes wood out of the way)''\ |
| 247 | '''Rex:''' MY GOD, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT? |
| 248 | * After ''Pictonary'' with the [=uDraw=] goes south, Scott’s last bet for a legitimate board game experience in video game form is ''Battleship'' for the Xbox 360 — which turns out to be the FPS based on [[Film/{{Battleship}} the movie]]. |
| 249 | -->'''Rex:''' I am gonna hit you with a blunt object!\ |
| 250 | ''(cut to a bloody and battered Scott at his desk holding a blood-stained'' Boggle ''box)''\ |
| 251 | '''Scott:''' I do understand ''Boggle'' now. |
| 252 | |
| 253 | !!248- ''Not for Resale'' |
| 254 | * Scott makes a gameshow out of speculating on wether a "Not for Resale" game is a collector's item or not called "¢heap or $teep?". He didn't have any buzzers so he gave the contestants guns. |
| 255 | |
| 256 | !!249- ''The Commercial Failure'' |
| 257 | * Scott refers to ''VideoGame/SleepingDogs2012'' by such names as "Snoring Mutts" and "Exhausted Canines". |
| 258 | * Awesome as it may be, "Just Buy The Games" as a whole is hilarious. Given how Scott wanted to create a [[CharityMotivationSong charity song]] for the sole purpose of making sure no bad game gets left behind in the first place, his friends immediately turn it into something else by threatening violence on people who don't buy them. This causes Scott to do a 180 on his entire mission statement. |
| 259 | ** While Scott's singing is genuine...his friends might be questionably dubbed at best. Primarily, Jerry's singing "voice" is that of a powerful female singer, and later, a powerful ''male'' singer. |
| 260 | ** At the very end of the song (and episode), a half-faded-in Target Employee can be seen shilling for Target and about how all the games are sold there. |
| 261 | |
| 262 | !!250- ''Merry Christmas, Data Design'' |
| 263 | * Scott and the gang's latest hare-brain scheme is to compete with Santa and provide joy to the world from their workshop at the Left Pole (Scott's house). |
| 264 | * Target Employee's job at the Left Pole is to open a door so everyone can go outside, this takes so much effort his hands bleed. |
| 265 | * [[FunnyBackgroundEvent The chalkboard that appears in the background during most of the shots Jerry is on-screen.]] |
| 266 | -->'''Chalkboard:''' Seconds Passed: ''(Rex is seen marking a new tally every second, getting to 37 before the camera cuts to the next shot)''\ |
| 267 | '''Chalkboard:''' Breaths: 3 |
| 268 | * Scott protests playtesting the Data Design games. |
| 269 | -->'''Scott:''' We can't do that! We don't have time!\ |
| 270 | '''Terry:''' Do we really want to risk the lives and safety of children everywhere?\ |
| 271 | ({{Beat}})\ |
| 272 | '''Scott:''' [[SkewedPriorities Do we not wanna meet our deadline?!]] |
| 273 | * While Scott talks about the early days of Data Design, he includes their early strategy games like ''Tobruk: The Clash of Armor'', ''DNA Warriors'' and ''Annals of Rome'' which cuts to Rex, Jeb, Target Employee and Terry to [[HehHehYouSaidX laugh]] only for Rex to exclaim that he laughs at ''[[BaitAndSwitch Tobruk]]''. |
| 274 | * The prospect of playing a strategy game from the 80's causes Scott to scream so loud he clips the mic. |
| 275 | * When they cover Data Design's Jeopardy for the Game Boy, the rest of the gang proves to be just as bad at Jeopardy [[CallBack as Scott is.]] |
| 276 | -->'''Game:''' Aesop Character that won by a "hare"\ |
| 277 | '''Target Employee:''' Rapunzel.\ |
| 278 | '''Incorrect'''\ |
| 279 | '''Game:''' It's located between EST & MST \ |
| 280 | '''Jerry:''' The letter s!\ |
| 281 | '''Incorrect'''\ |
| 282 | '''Game:''' Admirals - This father of the nuclear sub managed to serve 18 years beyond the compulsory retirement age\ |
| 283 | '''Rex:''' Admiral? Cap'n Crunch!\ |
| 284 | '''Jeb:''' No, not the cereal mascot! Write "Chocula".\ |
| 285 | '''Incorrect'''\ |
| 286 | '''Game:''' A nonet is a composition for this many musical instruments or voices\ |
| 287 | '''Jerry:''' I don't speak Italian.\ |
| 288 | '''Correct''' |
| 289 | * When Scott starts talking about ''Conquest Earth'', Data Design's latest strategy game from 1997, he realizes that it's their first original work not based on an existing IP released outside the UK, and gives them a round of applause....until he sees the [=GameSpot=] review. |
| 290 | -->'''Scott:''' Damnit, go back! ''GO BACK!''\ |
| 291 | ''(the same footage of Scott clapping is played in reverse)''\ |
| 292 | '''Scott:''' Oh no, ''it sounds the '''SAME!''''' |
| 293 | * Scott notes that Europe had "pretty lenient guidelines" on what qualifies as a Platform/PlayStation2 game, which led to the releases of such [=PS2=] "games" as ''The Mouse Police''. |
| 294 | -->'''Scott:''' ''No! They DON'T MAKE CUFFS THAT '''SMALL!!!''''' |
| 295 | * Scott claims the European version of ''VideoGame/SonicColors'' has extra content... in that they spell ''Colours'' with an extra "U." |
| 296 | * Thanks to obtaining the same licence, Scott claims that Data Design's terrible Kawasaki Jetski could be considered SpiritualSuccessor to VideoGame/WaveRace. Cue Scott on the couch doing the most distressed whimper imaginable. |
| 297 | * Eventually, Scott finally finishes testing all of Data Design's games...only to realize that it took so long that it's now April, missing the deadline by four months and [[ShaggyDogStory ruining the scheme to compete with Santa]]. |
| 298 | -->'''Target Employee:''' Oh man, I had work a month ago. |
| 299 | ** Scott then encourages his team to celebrate the holiday season to all goodwill regardless, and they all go out carolling at people's doorsteps. ''They get a door slammed on them the second they start singing.'' |
| 300 | ** To make the out-of-season festivities even more ironic, technical issues forced Scott to release the video on January 7, 2023, [[OutOfHolidayEpisode well after Christmas]], meaning he was late both in and out of universe. |
| 301 | * The ending scene has Scott thanking Data Design for allowing him to experience their chronicle of bad games, and he wishes for a way to give them his best wishes for Christmas. [[TemptingFate One look at the Switch eShop later,]] and ''their bad sports games have been released once again.'' |
| 302 | -->'''Scott:''' [[OhCrap Never mind,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor never mind,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouSay never mind,]] [[MadnessMantra never mind,]] [[BrokenRecord never mind,]] [[OverlyLongGag never mind-]] ''*(SmashCut to the end credits)*'' |
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