Hololive Hakos Baelz / Funny

Bae is the Anthropomorphic Personification of chaos, and while she doesn't always cause it, she inevitably attracts it.

Her first interaction with Kiara on Twitter.
Kiara: i need a hakos baelz voice pack NOW
Bae: Hi I'm looking for the owner of KFP? I have my resume here and I was wondering if you guys have any openings?.....
Kiara: sorry but we already have issues with the food inspection authorities, we can't let a rat in
Bae: sad violin 10 hours
For Bae's debut stream:
- During her "Quiz" (introducing herself and her tastes), one of the choices for a hobby was "Netflix and Chill" and another was 69. And while not chosen, they do establish Bae as someone who would be willing to try getting stuff past the radar.
- At one point during her debut stream, Bae revealed she shares her Live2D rigger with Calli. She's enthusiastically gloating about it, telling the chat to "Crumble in jealousy". A moment after she reveals this, the chat turns around and adopts her as "Aunt Bae" while Bae herself is still busy gloating and paying no attention to the chat.
- When Bae showed off the slide previous to the one mentioned above (the one mentioning her artist, Mika Pikazo), the chat shown off on screen clearly did not match the actual stream chat, and Bae only realizes that the stream is showing the wrong chat just after getting to the slide introducing her rigger. During a watchalong of her debut on her 1-year anniversary, Bae reveals that she had been testing the chat overlay during the night before her debut, using the live chat from a lo-fi mix stream.
- Bae's comments about time starts off as a thinly-veiled referenced to genmate Kronii, until it's not so thinly veiled.
  Bae: Look. Time is short. Eh, not really. Um, time is precious. Most definitely. And time has great booba.
The stream transitions have her running and jumping over cheese blocks while messages like "COFFEE_COFFEE_COFFEE", and "STRETCHING_1_2_3_2_1!" appear. Her in her debut stream includes a case of "ADJUSTING_MIC_VOLUME".
Her stream ending is a credits sequence which has nods to the people that make/animate her model, though there are various forms of Credits Gags throughout; Mr. Squeeks (the toy mouse she has with her) as vocal trainer, the off-tone recorder music playing throughout it which is credited to "Some Guy on a recorder", even mentioning the rest of the Council in Added Alliterative Appeal, even if they aren't present in the video itself.
During her post-debut Q&A, someone asks if she's wearing pads, which causes her to take a few moments to laugh at the question before answering she's "100% boing". She then addresses how Miko read her shirt as "Pad".
Her first actual game stream is, rather appropriately, Rat Simulator. Within minutes, she finds out for herself just how silly the game is, tossing around a few vases several times her rat Player Character's size and breaking the terrible enemy AI simply by hiding in the kitchen sink.
Bae: This game makes zero sense. What!? [laughs]
- After getting Hadouken'd for the umpteenth time by pest control NPCs, the game asks her if she wants to lower the difficulty. She thinks the game is engaging in Easy-Mode Mockery, and she's so offended by the possibility that she's reduced to angry squeaking noises and Stunned Silence.
  Bae: HUH?! EXCUSE ME?! AAAAHHHHHHHHH! [starts clapping in disbelief]
Naturally, putting a chaotic rat like Bae together with the surreal Kuukiyomi series is bound to make laughs, but there are some funnier than others.
- During a situation with covering the girlfriend from rain, she muses on standing in the rain, saying "nature's tears". This causes the chat to talk about Fauna's tears, which she agrees with as being valuable. Chat then proceeds to go in a perverted direction comparing rain to Fauna's sweat, bathwater, idol water, and even "OnlyFauns" as Bae tries to get that train of thought to stop.
- At the end of the second game's run (where she aimed to be as inconsiderate as possible), the game assesses her as "an unsympathetic air purifier" among other things. Upon realizing the implied insult (only breathes), she finds it funny and tries to remember it for later use.
There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension:
- She refers to Game as Steve because he "sounds like a Steve".
- Bae thinks the fake error code is a hint to a puzzle, not realizing it's a Lost reference.
- During her rummaging of the Flying Squirrel OS, she finds a "giga private" 18+ folder. She reacts with a Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises expression and a teasingly low voice, as if she just caught a hapless Hormone-Addled Teenager with their pants down. The fact that said 18+ pictures are lingerie-wearing motherboards does nothing to curb her reaction.
  Bae: Oh my god! OH MY GOD! My god... Okay, sweet.
- When she goes through the second version of the Legend of the Secret game and encounters the Dark Lord for the second time, she quotes Kung Fu Panda in preparation for an actual battle, just like in the original version. Then the guard she launched sky-high earlier lands on top of the Dark Lord and takes him out before she can even do anything.
  Bae: Enough talk, let's fight! *watches as the guard flattens the Dark Lord* Excuse me?! EXCUSE ME?! [bursts out laughing and starts clapping in disbelief]
- When "Steve" (supposedly) deletes the save file and tries to convince the User to leave out of grief over losing GiGi, Bae believes she lost the save file for the game for real, and reacts accordingly.
The first "Coffee and Chill" stream had a moment where someone in the chat slipped something past her immediate notice: asking if they can call her "Master Bae". She only notices when someone else points it out as she gets comically upset before going into a quiet "yabe..."
It was probably just a matter of time before Bae's first foray into Cooking Simulator resulted in utter disaster.
- When activating the radio for some BGM, Bae is annoyed by the lack of variety, but makes do with what she has.
  Bae: [plays "We wish you a Merry Christmas" before turning the radio off] ... Bit early. ^note
- As if the poor grades for taste on her first few dishes wasn't enough, she then goes to make a honey mustard cheeseburger which results in her dropping the whole bottle of honey, shattering it, then attempting to speed up the cooking of the patty as it's sitting on a frying pan with a torch that she then drops on the oil-soaked wooden floor resulting in the kitchen being set on fire, which then causes the toaster oven (which was toasting the buns at that moment) to short out and explode.
  Bae: [while looking at half the kitchen up in flames and the remains of the shorted-out toaster] ...I just wanted to make a hamburger.
- By the end of it, she just goes bonkers and starts lighting the floor on purpose and then throwing canisters of propane into the fire, justifying it as cooking by throwing raw potatoes and pumpkins into the inferno to cook before the automatic fire suppression system kicks in. They actually do get partially cooked too when she examines them.
At one point in her Bayonetta 2 stream, after struggling to beat Chapter 3's boss and successfully reaching the Finishing Move cinematic she lets out an enthusiastic "STRIP BAYONETTA, STRIP!" The kicker is the game audio suddenly cuts out at this exact moment, as if in response to Bae's comment.
- Later on, she mentions having to find a chest and believes it's upstairs. The chat says "look down", which only confuses Bae because she was looking for stairs up. Then someone in the chat points out it was referencing her own chest. She yells at the chat and bonks them.
While playing Kill It with Fire, Bae reveals that she actually has arachnophobia. Hilarity Ensues when she starts screaming like a banshee in a video game where you're tasked with killing spiders infesting your house by any means possible. Especially when she blasts a big mother spider and its live children scatter everywhere.
- The video description has another reminder to everyone that eating spiders is not a normal Australian thing.
On her play of West of Loathing, she has been tempted to take the evil hat which turns the game into hard mode since she had been "baby moded" for a number of times. It only bites back on her though not only because of stronger enemies, but also denies her of chance to bring Gary the Goblin who she befriended earlier.
On September 24th, 2021, Bae decided to get a bit chaotic and prank call her fellow HoloEN-mates.
- Mumei was in the middle of a stream when Bae called up to wish her a happy birthday, taking advantage of Mumei's forgetful nature. Even her chat was taken in for a time by the prank before people started double-checking. Mumei would reveal in a later stream that she knew it wasn't her birthday, and was simply playing along to mess with Bae by wishing her a Happy Birthday in return.
- She tried to prank call Ina, who once again, proved to be too strong to prank.
At the end of her Creepypasta reading stream, Bae decided to wrap things up with two short creepypastas recommended to her by her manager - namely, the infamous "Man Door Hand Hook Car Door" and "Who Was Phone?" Bae ends up trying to interpret the former's ending for a while before realizing she got pranked, and lets out a long Sound-Effect Bleep after finishing the latter.
During Holo EN's Halloween collab, all of Council received 3D VR models based on little doodles that Ame drew. Bae's model was that of a rat with just a head for a body but normal sized limbs and a blank stare, which looked equally ridiculous and hilarious on account of the model's goofy proportions and blank stare. Bae's constant backflips, especially when done in the background, and her just standing around menacingly, was a real Halloween treat.
Bae is supposed to have a collab on Calli's channel, but Calli is nowhere to be found, so Bae starts a Fubuki-style waiting stream. Unlike any of Fubuki's wake-up streams, though, it only lasts 5 minutes (though the collab itself was delayed by an hour).
Just 36 hours after this, she herself oversleeps for a stream by roughly an hour, leading to Kiara doing another "wake-up RTA stream".
By the time Bae got around to starting her playthrough of Pokémon Brilliant Diamond, 22 other members of Hololive and Holostars had already done so.
- She decides to play as the opposite gender, befitting her status as an avatar of chaos.
- When told that IRyS named her rival BaeRyS after her, Bae gives her rival the name BOIRyS to match her ex.
- She has a fixation on the word "BUTT" and it is applied to the names she gives her Pokemon.
After the announcement of Hololive JP Gen 6 / HoloX, Bae and Omega had this exchange:
Bae: Senpai? No. Anetaro? Yes.
Omega: Hakosis.
Bae: you just made me sound like a disease
Omega: Disease? Rat? No.
- Ina also got in on the fun.
  Bae: Senpai? No. Anetaro? Yes.
  Ina: Baetaro
  Bae: oh no. not you too ina. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO
  Ina: Tottoko hashiruyo baetaro, Sumikko hashiruyo baetaro
  Bae: Someone nek me.
  Ina: DAISUKI NA NO WAAAAAAAA
  Bae: MAKE IT STOP
  Ina: |- ' )......
  Ina: HIIIIIMAWARI NO TANEEEE, YAPPARIII HASHIRUYO BAETAROOO
  Bae: .......
From Bae's first stream of Animal Crossing: New Horizons with Sana:
- The stream sees the birth of Toxictaro, as Bae snarks and bullies her islandmates. Sana is shocked that Bae managed to make a usually comfy game so toxic.
- When Tom Nook says that he'll investigate the orange-like objects because he suspects they're oranges, Bae turns on reverb and says "NO FREAKIN' SHI-ITAKE."
- In the spirit of her Pokémon Brilliant Diamond playtrhough Bae names her island "BUTTOPIA".
- During Bae's first attempts to fish, she gets confused by the mechanics. Sana becomes a little heated over it.
  Sana: They bite it, and then you pull on it. When. They. Bite. The. Bait. You're supposed to press A.
Bae did not enjoy her experience with the Mario Kart 8 hololive tournament. The fact that during the week or so practicing she would usually do pretty well for 90% of a race only to somehow bungle it at the end earned her the nickname Choketaro.
Her first manga reading stream, where she reads the first few chapters of Himouto! Umaru-chan, has its moments:
- Her chat comes to the increasing realization that Bae and Umaru share some pretty big similarities. Namely, they both have hamster motifs (Umaru's hamster hoodie and Bae's Fan Nickname) and are both Otaku with a penchant for junk food. Bae denies the comparison at first, but after reading a chapter where Umaru espouses on the joys of alternating between coke and potato chips while watching Saturday morning anime, Bae resigns herself to her hamster-themed nicknames and even calls herself a "discount Umaru".
- Every passage she reads that starts off with "onii-chan" leaves her Corpsing with kettle-like laughter as she tries to get over the initial embarrassment of having to read "onii-chan" out loud in a cutesy voice.
During her New Years' outfit reveal stream, she excitedly reads a superchat coming from someone named "Calli let me smell your feet", only for Calli to respond with a "what the fuck" and "ok." in chat moments after. Bae notices it, quickly tries to explain the misunderstanding, only for Calli to brush it off with a "k".
Bae: I GOT K'D! NOOOOOOOO!
Fans have noticed that the colors of Bae's stockings matches with IRyS, so someone in chat asked Bae if that was something she requested from Mika-mama (her character designer) when designing her kimono. Bae actually had no idea that her stockings matched with IRyS, and, upon realizing it, feels that she's been bamboozled by her mama.
Bae: I've been had! [...] "Mika-mama knows best." I'm gonna overlook that fact! [...] "Mika-mama pulled a fast one on you." She really did. Aaaah! I've been absolutely bamboozled!
Hakos revealed several new members' emotes in a members-only stream in late January 2022, after which the artist who drew them publicly revealed them. Fittingly for the avatar of chaos, two of these emotes are meme references: the Bae edition of "Uncanny Mr. Incredible", and Mr. Squeeks a la "i know he ate a cheese".
Hayko "takes over" Bae's twitter account and tweets "Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?" She gets the following replies from Calli and IRyS.
Calli: Actually my fist is lonelier, is that an acceptable alternative?
Hayko: Ayo cousin...I didn't do nothing.
IRyS: Can I punch you right now?
Hayko: Sorry I took over Bae's account. You'll get her back soon enough.
When Bae had a go at Outlast, she too was terrified by the infamous library Jump Scare despite knowing beforehand that it's gonna really suck and with Calli and Fauna being there for emotional support. Where Bae was scared out of her mind, though, Calli laughed her ass off like it's the funniest thing she's ever seen in her life, before making dad jokes so lame that will make Ina blush.
Bae: ...I can feel something's gonna happen. You know what? If a Jump Scare hap-you know, look, I'm ready! You're gonna jump scare me? You can jump me! Let's freaking- [opens door, gets hit with a Scare Chord and hanging body] -AAAAAHH!! [heartbeat monitor skyrockets to 152 BPM]
Calli: [guffaws] Hey! What's "hanging"? My man! He's just "hanging" out.
During one Zatsudan stream, she gushes about Arcane and how great it is, telling everyone to watch it. When the chat suggests she plays League of Legends, she immediately shoots it down with a quick "No."
Bae puts her own twist on being a manager while streaming NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD:
- After sleeping with Ame and getting the stream idea for the second sexual stream, she starts making weird noises that sound like she's gagging.
- While reading KAngel's lines she puts it through a high-pitched voice filter to make KAngel sound more stereotypically saccharine.
- After sleeping with Ame one too many times she gets the Nymphomania ending and bleeps up a storm.
- When Ame texts her "what is your fetish?" Bae goes completely silent for several minutes as she types up and erases many things, clearly struggling between her honest responses and maintaining her image of a "seiso idol." The things she's gone through include "eyes and thighs", "vi from Arcane kabe-donning me and calling me cupcake", "help me", "a healthy person", "never gonna give you up", "i am an idol i am an idol i am an idol i am an idol", and a colossal paragraph musing about the essence of a fetish, before settling on a "yes." and admitting that her own stress levels went through the roof.
Bae held a stream reactiing to fanart, with a heart monitor.
- All the pictures were chosen by her manager, and throughout she kept claiming Mane-chan was trolling her. This included a pictures like a blushing Bae in a cow-print bikini (that Bae found embarssing), a lot of shipping pics with IRyS, and three consecutive pictures of Roberu (which she's a great fan of).
- One pic ends up being a big close-up of Momo, and it freaks her out.
- Chat noticed her heartrate went up whenever IRyS appeared. Bae tried to claim there was nothing there and her heart rate went up because it was a cute picture.
She had a Sleepy Girlfriend Roleplay stream for Valentine's Day where IRyS makes an appearance in the chat and asks everyone if they're jealous. Right after that, Hayko makes a return with a Sleepy Boyfriend Roleplay stream.
She plays Resident Evil Village with Fauna as support, leading to some funny moments.
- She learns she can kill the animals for food, much to Fauna's horror. At one point a goat seems to attempt to ram her and Fauna admits she was actually cheering for it.
- They acknowledge that this takes place after saving Mia in the previous game, which they didn't choose to do in their own playthrough. They also point out that Village would actually be the bad ending for that game, since none of the events of Village would have happened if Ethan wasn't still with Mia.
Bae's chat asks her if she knows of Miori Celesta and Bae replies that she's actually a longtime fan. She shares that she was accidentally bonked by the guild leader during her husband application stream when she was actually trying to make the rat a mod.
Bae and IRyS do a pair of streams where one of them plays games, but doesn't speak, while the other does their best impression of them. First came Bae playing rage games while IRyS pretends to be Bae, and then IRyS playing puzzle games while Bae pretends to be IRyS. Furthermore, the streams are tagged "Wife Dubs My Stream", despite Bae confirming that there was no wedding.
- IRyS appears in chat and gives encouragement. "Bae" takes notice and thanks IRyS, before the two fall into a brief fit of Corpsing.
- A peak moment from this, being when Calli joined on on Bae's stream with confusion beyond palpable. IRyS also tries to do Bae's Signature Laugh, but instead sounds like a weak kettle.
  IRyS: Oh!
  Calli: Hello?
  IRyS: [imitating Bae's diction] Caaaaalli!
  Calli: WHY DO YOU SOUND SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER?!
- Calli suggests that Bae do a 72 hour straight stream of Jump King, to which IRyS conscripts Bae and heartily promises to sacrifice 3 whole days of sleep to do it against the wishes of Bae, who is visibly against the idea period. Calli can then be heard letting out a loud guffaw and a shriek of hilarity at what she managed to pull off.
- Towards the end of the stream, the real Bae begins to rebel against her voice supplier by typing messages on the screen. IRyS responds by saying Bae's body is acting off and asking chat to ignore the messages.
At the start of the Slither.io stream she had right after the above, she found that she still laughed like IRyS and had to recalibrate her throat to get back to her train whistle/tea kettle laugh.
In one stream, Bae unintentionally got her viewers to believe she used to write Naruto x Sasuke fanfiction, something she vehemently denies; eventually, she's forced to confess: Bae actually wrote Sasuke x Sakura fanfiction, which for context is one of the most unpopular ships in the fandom. Bae herself sounds downright ashamed as she anticipates the mockery she knows is coming (all in good humor, thankfully), though she continues to insist they make a cute couple, no matter what people say.
Bae's "Not-Birthday" stream:
- Gura couldn't call in but she did make a video message for Bae, putting her face on cheese and saying Bae would be "goat cheese" because she is the greatest of all time, and then interrupts herself saying good-bye to say "Oh, it's Gura, by the way". Bae finds it so hilarious she plays it twice.
- Nene calls in and compliments Bae's teeth, wanting to be bitten by them.
- When Risu is given "the power" to ask Bae one question, she instead asks her for a date.
- Bae extracts a promise from Sora that the latter will perform a Wall Pin of Love and a chin lift on her. After that call ends, she celebrates at how much she's winning.
- Bae asks Fubuki three things she likes about her. Fubuki responds that she's cute, she likes her laugh, and she's tasty. Bae gets scared at that last one as Fubuki has made her intent to eat her known. Fubuki says she wouldn't be able to eat her anyway as YAGOO has forbidden it. Bae is relieved until Fubuki brings up the possiblity of YAGOO rescinding the order. Bae begs her boss not to do it.
- Aruran sends Bae a picture of him as a Cephalothorax (a reference to the holostars x hololive ID/EN Gartic Phone collab) and Bae sitting on top of his head. He also sends a video of the drawing process, starting with drawing a few lines, and then cutting to the completed picture.
Bae rates pick-up lines selected by her manager to celebrate White Day. It gets degenerate pretty quickly, as Bae's manager apparently has a crasser sense of humor than she does.
- One says he has 70 ways to cheer her up, one is a big hug, the other is 69.
- One asks if she likes dragons... dragging these balls across her face! Bae laughs, then calls him disgusting.
- A super long one appears with multiple lines. One asks if she's hiding the One Piece because he is digging that chest. She asks how as there's nothing there. Then she gets annoyed when the line shows up again.
- One asks if she's heard of the Ford F-Series, as it's the best pick-up line since 1977. Bae applauds that one, giving it a 10/10.
- One line compares her to trash as he wants to "take her out". Bae ends up getting into an argument with the text-to-speech program she's using to read the lines.
- One wishes Bae was his pinky toe so he could bang her on every piece of furniture in his house. Bae once again gets annoyed at the TTS program.
- One asks if she's a side quest because he wants to "do her for the experience". Bae really didn't like that one, due to being interpreted as a one night stand.
- The last one is a parody of the infamous "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" copypasta, replacing the ogre with Bae and anal sex with a hug. Bae in response gifts a whopping 35 cheese shark rating.
When Bae played Sucker for Love:
- Before the stream even started, Bae left a pinned message in the chat: IRYS IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
- Throughout the stream, there are plenty of moments where Bae says something to the chat, only for the main character (who she calls Derrek) to say the exact same thing. Both Bae and the chat lose it when this happens, often comparing her to Joseph Joestar and even suggesting that Bae wrote the game.
- When L'neta shows up, Bae notices how her description perfectly matches her own. Bae then disables the in-game audio, places her model over L'neta, and plays the role of Eldritch Abomination herself.
- The game can flip from comedy to horror and back again with ease, but Bae added her own whiplash when, in the middle of a tense moment, her cat interrupted her by splashing water all over the floor.
Bae: Are you serious Beastie!
Bae was invited as a guest on Ironmouse's April 2nd episode of Speak of the Devil. Naturally, the two rodents are like bread and butter in a recipe full of chaos.
- When Bae asks Ironmouse to teach her 12-year-old self Spanish words, the latter is taken aback since her stream is usually rated 18+. Bae digs herself deeper by identifying herself as a "twelvie", before belting out the good ol' "Wee wee PP" joke.
- Ironmouse inquires about Bae's height (149 cm), then informs the rat that Ironmouse (147 cm) is actually shorter than her. Cue Bae jubilantly flexing her height in the hammiest way possible, enlarging her avatar several times and speaking triumphantly.
  Bae: I FEEL THE POWER!
- Ironmouse then admits that she's a fan of HAYKO. Bae warns Ironmouse that HAYKO is a jerk, but that only makes Ironmouse even more attracted when she slips up that they're her favourite.
In her VA-11 HALL-A streams, she frequently tiptoes around the adult topics and profanities across the game, to keep up her image of being a "seiso idol". Dorothy, who's very upfront about her sex work, makes Bae so uncomfortable that she becomes "the bane of her existence".
- In one conversation, Ingram asks Jill if she's ever faked an orgasm, and Bae interrupts herself to yell "I'm not old enough for this conversation!"
- In her second stream, she is introduced to Streaming-Chan, an E-Girl who is live streaming her life 24/7 and is Innocently Insensitive towards Jill, and by extension, Bae herself. Bae cries out "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" when Streaming-Chan calls her flat. The second time she called Jill flat, an incensed Bae responds with an actual threat.
  Bae: I will... send you to Jesus.
- From the third stream, Dorothy and her Mega Santa story, full stop. Bae groans when she enters the bar, and her attempts at tiptoeing and dodging sensitive and vulgar topics got increasingly worse for her that, by a certain point, she got overwhelmed by the Lilim's story and had to resort to listening to "SSS" just to regain her "seiso-ness."
- From her sixth stream, Jill is talking with Anna about hobbies and Anna mentions liking tabletop games, specifically the kind where one makes out on top of the table with another. Jill replies, "That's one weird way of playing Monopoly," which Bae couldn't even finish reading before she freaks out at her inability to escape this meme even in a game from 2016 and chat explodes in a wave of laughter.
- Also from her sixth stream, Jill is talking with Gaby when the subject of pranks comes up. It's learned that Jill, as a means of getting back at Lenore for a prank involving drinks, hid all the dildos but learned that Lenore knew how to use a cucumber — and that she'd used that same cucumber in a salad days later. Cue the "EWWWWWWWWWWW!" reactions from Bae — and also cue the cucumber spamming from the chat.
Bae hosts a Gartic Phone session with her viewers:
- Before even getting into the game, Bae, for the sake of discussing the 2022 SMASH! anime convention she and Sana have been invited to in July, confirms that she's from Australia. Considering Kronii's coming out as Canadian days prior, Bae's chat was similarly dripping with fake surprise and sarcasm.
- For the first round of standard Gartic Phone:
  - Bae's prompt of "TREE BUT NOT TREE" starts off well, if very suggestive in design, but all went downhill with the drawing of Bae at torso view with "TREE" on her shirt, resulting in the "OH MAH GAH Shirt" prompt and image, with the following guess being a single "A". Cue the rest of the album being of Gura saying "A".
  - One prompt that was Bae's first drawing was "Glasses are very versatile". While she got the glasses included, the message was not conveyed due to Bae including "Oui Oui"^note, with the guess focusing on that instead. And since Kiara happened to have done an italian snacks stream the other day, the message was then interpreted to be Kiara as Mario.
  - One album, of Bae wearing the Drip branded hoodie, stayed fairly consistent... except when "Bae with RAT branded hoodie" happened, with the resulting drawing being interpreted as "Broke Bae asking for money".
  - The prompt "Play Dice Concert Performance" features most of the following drawings with literal dice featured alongside Bae's live performance, which conveyed the message well enough, but one drawing decided to include the word "PAD" on Bae's shirt, with the following guess "Bae doing a live karaoke (uses pads)" and drawing depicting Bae with large boobs. Bae's response to this is just a series of "OUI"'s of increasing exasperation, followed by her calling out the guy responsible.
  - "Bae not Seiso" results in her trying to fondle "mother nature's mounds". That alone is worth a laugh, but this would quickly deviate to Bae stealing Fauna's gold apple, or as one guess puts it: "Fauna's precious thing," resulting in a "Marisa Steals the Precious Thing" reference that further threw off the initial prompt, with Bae just left confused at the result.
  - Bae's response to the prompt "Fauna turns Bae into a 'Tree'". At first she was confused, but then immediately remembers drawing for the confusing "fauna throwing a coffee cup at the rat, is she on a lettuce?", leaving her freaking out then laughing hysterically at how quickly the prompt change. The later drawings were pretty good too, ending on Bae slapping Fauna; one based on the infamously memetic "Will Smith slap".
  - Made by one guest nicknamed "Yuri Enjoyer", naturally resulted in "kissing baerys". The following album of Bae and IRyS kissing sensually leaves Bae wide-eyed, expecting things to escalate further. At worst it changes to have the duo play "Monopoly", though the implications remain with the inclusion of a bed and the use of quotation marks. There's even the superchat left by the guest:
    TheRocki: My name wasn't Yuri Enjoyer for nothing.
- The second round has Bae turn the gamemode to "Secret," meaning the players can't see what they type, and more importantly, draw. Hilarity Ensues as Bae tries to draw the scenarios, and witnessing the messes of the other players while trying to interpret them. The end results needing to be seen to be believed.
- Third round, Bae plays gamemode "Knockoff", in which the players have to recreate the other's drawings, with increasingly little time to do so as it goes on. Naturally, the downgrades were inevitable:
  - Bae creates a rather psychedelic drawing to start off. The next recreation is naturally much simpler in comparison, but also turns Bae's muscular donut character into a clock with stubby limbs like a Patapon, with it being the sole focus as it becomes simpler and less detailed. The very final drawing has it at its most simplistic, with the artist admiting "NGL I FORGOR" via text.
  - PLDL's drawing starts off as a large head of Kronii firing Eye Beams at a small Bae, with later drawings turning the lasers into a large nose of some guy and Bae into a car. That's not the end of it, as Zaid ends up leaving a very unfinished drawing with only a head and "uh", leaving the others to work with what they got to turn it into stick figures wearing hats, followed by back-to-back Bruh.
    Bae: Everything comes back to 'Bruh'. Today's stream is sponsored by Bruh!
During her Study stream, Bae quits studying for a moment for a pickle break, writing out "PICKLE BREAK TIME" on-screen. Everyone in the chat agrees it's spelled more like PICRLE BREAR TAME. What follows are attempts to show how two letters that both look like an R have very small differences when she writes, but the chat isn't convinced. At all.
While playing Delivering Hope, Bae uses a variety of props to help get a better score. For much of the first hour, she holds on to an IRyS body pillow. After a few more stops, Bae briefly switches to divorce papers, and finally pulls out a prop of IRyS in a tight, embracing kiss. Bae later uses kissing IRyS and the body pillow at the same time. A few talents chime in and poke fun at the prop, with IRyS being more concerned by the prop wobbling way too much than the fact that it's a prop that's blatantly made to ship her with Bae.
Bae plays HoloCure again and, having obtained her in-game self, tries her out for a test-run, eventually getting far enough in her last run of the session to discover the true power of her special, especially with the MiComet collab. Needless to say, when using it to get out of a tight spot, she simply can't resist channeling her inner Jotaro.
Bae: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!! *laughs* Oh, that's so satisfying.
Before playing Angry Birds, she announced the stream on Twitter like holomems usually do. What nobody expected was the game's official account quote tweeting her in character as Red.
Red the Angry Bird: i like you, red-colored talking gamer anime girl
Bae loses yet another Mario Kart 8DX punishment stream, and as a result, is forced to make a Love Confession to IRyS one-on-one. The confession is so flowery and cringeworthy, neither could really take it seriously.
Bae: Dearest IRyS, I've been meaning to tell you something.
IRyS: Um-hum. [Hears Bae stutter] Huh, what? You're so nervous right now! There's nothing to be nervous about, um-hum! You've been meaning to... huh? Keep going!
Bae: I've been meaning to tell you something that has weighted on my kokoro (heart) for a very nagai jikan (long time).
IRyS: What's with the Japanese mixed in?
Bae: I wanted to let you know that you're the cheese to my bread, the bean to my coffee, the hope to my despair. I don't say this often, but you are as beautiful as the day you fell from Tokyo Tower three times, and that's the day I fell for you. [By now, IRyS is bursting in laughter] It was love at first sight. I love you, IRyS! I want to make you miso soup every day! I love you 3000! Please accept these feelings, for they are but anything but fleeting.
IRyS: ... How long did it take for you to think of that? Miso soup every day... I don't know, I think I'd get tired of miso soup every day to be honest. Got anything else?
Bae: [Beat] No, that's all I wrote. [Both Bae and IRyS laugh] Sorry that's the end of the script.
Bae, after IRyS leaves the voice chat: Aaaaaaagh! Did I get rejected? Bruh. She doesn't want my miso soup? Fine!
While trying out an assortment of Austrian snacks with Kiara, Bae came across a pack of Dragee Keksi whereupon the former read the slogan on the packaging out loud. Although the phrase itself has an innocent meaning, the way "könnt" is pronounced in German sounds an awful lot like a certain Australian "greeting", which has Bae trying her damndest not to invoke it.
Kiara: By the way, the packaging says "Wenn ich nur aufhör'n könnt!". It means "if only I could stop!"
[...]
Bae: [tries to pronounce] Okay, when I say that last word, it's kinda a bit yabai, so I'm not gonna say it.[...]What an Australian stream!
Kiara: It's OK! You're speaking German.
Bae: [Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises] Or am I speaking Australian? You'll never know!
While playing Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun!, Bae makes the mistake of underestimating Extreme difficulty, even when applied to a children's song like the Alphabet Song. Cue Bae absolutely getting demolished by that song.
Bae: ... I don't want to talk about it.
In her ninth Persona 5 Royal stream, she reads out the False Medjed's declaration against the Phantom Thieves and accidentally messes up saying "shall suffer", saying "sall shuffer" instead. This causes her to break down laughing for a solid minute and a half.
- Bae also channels her inner Kaneshiro when she learns of how much she can shake down Ganesha. So much so that she actively acts creepily while seeking out him in Mementos to shake down for more money.
- Her Reaction to Mara. What seals it is not so much her reaction to the design, but the price to summon it as it is beyond the current level they could.
Bae: PP is too expensive, I refuse.
From Bae's 20 Questions zatsudan:
- She thought that Twenty Questions was actually asking twenty questions, not even knowing that it's a parlor game.
- She learns that she will never escape her reputation as the "Elbow VTuber".
In her playthrough of The House of the Dead: OVERKILL, Bae is reduced to Screaming at Squick at how… close of a relationship Clement Darling has with his mother.
Bae plays Guns, Gore & Cannoli:
- During the tutorial stage, Bae, playing as Vinny, climbs a flight of stairs and busts a door down just in time for some zombies to come out of it. Since she hasn't fully ascended the stairs yet, it looks as though the spray of bullets that takes them down are hitting a very specific spot.
  Bae: SHOOT THE PP!
- In a game where you have to mow down hordes of zombies and take on rival gangsters just to stay alive, what does Bae have the most trouble with outside of one particular level? Barrels. Specifically, the rolling ones thrown by one kind of Giant Mook a la Donkey Kong. On more than one occasion, she's so focused on fighting a crowd of zombies that she ends up dying to an incoming barrel that blindsides her when she's on her last sliver of health. One time when this happens causes her to bang on her desk angrily and yell "THAT'S BULLSHIITAKE!"
- Bae tries to use a rocket launcher while jumping, only for Vinny to find himself face-to-face with a ledge which catches the rocket, causing it to blow up in his face, killing him.
- The aforementioned "one particular level" is none other than the sewer, the main mook type of which is, of course, giant mutant rats. Upon seeing and being forced to kill the first of the killer rodents, she is understandably horrified and ashamed, apologizing to the chat for having to gun her own fanbase down; about half the Brats watching roll with it while the rest of them disown the in-game rats, because no true Brat would even dare lay a paw on their oshi.
- After Bae takes a while to kill the giant rat boss, she reaches a much-needed checkpoint, and at least on paper, it's just a short hike to get to the entrance to the secret lab. The catch? The last stretch of the sewer is absolutely swimming in mutant rats, and between their Zerg Rush tactics and Bae struggling to aim properly half the time, it's no wonder it takes a good half-hour for her to make it through, with one particularly bad run even causing her to exit the game for a time to calm herself down. The irony of Bae's greatest foe in the game being her own kind wasn't lost on multiple commenters on YouTube and Twitter.
  Bae: stupid rats
Bae plays CouncilRyS RPG:
- Whenever she attempts to voice the in-game characters. By the time she's voicing the Cursed Clones, she's settled with just voicing them as CouncilRyS but with an Austrailian accent.
- The amount of times she accurately predicted the dialogue and events of the game, whether of the other group members or herself, are quite numerous, to the point of jokingly asking the developer to be hired.
  Bae: "Whose tail is that?" The only one who has a tail... "I'm the only one with the tail-" HA HA! [laughs] Bruh! BRUH! Hey, yo dev. Wanna hire me for the next game? I can do some script writing!
- Bae's first thought upon seeing the Glizzy on the Loose enemies is to label them "PP's", and only a second after vocalizing her thoughts does she realize that they're hotdogs.
  Bae: Shut uuuuup! Shut uuup! C'mon, they look like PP's.
Bae streams Genital Jousting, making it one of the most risqué streams to date in contrast to her "seiso idol" image.
- While Bae's adjusting options, Calli, in chat, asks "did we really get the okay for this game" Bae's response is just a cute "Hi, Calli, don't watch."
- As the content warning indicates, she controls a slithering disembodied penis that also has an anus on the reverse end. Chat (and several of her colleagues later) couldn't believe their eyes; many were wondering if this stream could ever be allowed on YouTube.^note
- The game's physics and the subject matter also makes for plenty of opportunities to Share the Male Pain. Especially the ice skating rink and school nightmare.
- The protagonist's line of work involves testing dildos. Yes, it does involve them taking them up the butt. Bae adjusts her avatar to censor the action, unwittingly obscuring "Quality Assurance" such that it reads "Quality Ass."
- As the protagonist goes shopping she's eventually confronted with a choice: pizza with or without pineapple. Chat is naturally split, and Bae can't help but acknowledge how divisive the topic is.
- The protagonist travels the world so she decides to pay Australia a visit. She takes a while to register that the desert landmass with a snake is Australia... and then ends up wrestling with the snake.
- A mistake leaves Bae trapped in a bathroom with an aggressive swan.
- The protagonist's quest for love leads him into many online dates, one of which is a single mother... of five. Bae immediately wants out.
- The gym section involves the protagonist getting flung off a max-speed treadmill into the mirror behind.
- Even pako, who normally tweets in Japanese, expressed his disbelief in English.
  pako: There was a time long ago, even for me, when she seemed like the most decent person on the council.
  Bae's response: (rapid apologetic Pose of Supplication)
- Much later, Roberu enters the chat with a very confused "WHAT is this?" inverting the "Are you winning son" meme that he'd normally be associated with. Bae has to pause to awkwardly cover up with "birthday karaoke," and nobody's buying it. In the aftermath he texts Bae, calling it a "marvelous stream" to everyone's amusement.
- Going through the credits, the protagonist starts turning his life around and he's even adopted the swan that broke into his apartment! A few scenes later, he's also bonding with his friend's family over a roasted swan. Bae infers that this roasted swan is the pet swan he adopted.
- Bae caps off the game with the life lesson: "Just don't be a dick!" And right after, she "cleanses" herself with "Shiny Smily Story" like before.
- When Bae goes to apologize to her manager, they reply with a message telling her "Enjoy your new manager from tomorrow." Bae immediately asks her chat if there were any takers.
  Bae: "Hard pass"? What do you mean?!
- In a post-game stream the next day, chat informs her of her peers witnessing the stream, leaving her really amused.
During her final Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy endurance stream, Fauna pops in to chat, and Bae has another moment of Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure when she admits she doesn't know a thing about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. The best part is the dismay in Fauna's voice - and in chat - from the realization that Bae is about to learn what a Brony is.
Bae plays Trouble Days but winds up on the worst ending. Due to other plans later that day, she had to end the stream despite wanting to see a better outcome. After a chat member suggests that she can play it in a members-only stream, she entertains the idea... and sees her membership numbers suddenly jump. She may have wound up with a bad ending, but she still has "good marketing skills!"
During her 2nd-year anniversary stream, Bae was calling up various holomems asking them why they thought "Bae is no. 1" and why. In response to this, Aki Rose nonchalantly said she thought Bae was number 1 in English among the Japanese members, bringing up the meme that Bae was a JP member due to her fluency in Japanese and occasional trouble with English.
- Later in the same stream, Mumei straight up answers that no, she didn't think that Bae was number 1, just because she was annoyed that everyone was saying "yes."
For Christmas 2023 she was going to do a VR karaoke. To her immense frustration nothing worked even though it insisted it was, so she ultimately decided to do a normal stream with a beard and colored herself green with the title GRINCH CAROLLING BECUASE EVYERTHING BROKE
In Bae's first stream of Palworld, she gets raided by enemies and her house burns down. Not because of the enemies, mind you (largely because Bijou was there to help her take care of them), but because Bae had the bright idea of swinging around a burning torch as a weapon while inside a wooden house. The house ends up being a total loss in spite of her, Bijou, and their Pals trying to salvage the situation, ultimately leaving Bae standing among the wreckage in a Heroic BSoD while a Depresso slowly drags a piece of wood through the rubble.
Basically all of her interactions with Majima in Yakuza are funny moments, due to the sheer whiplash of seeing his new, wackier self that's a massive departure from the much calmer and cooler version of him in Yakuza 0. One can hear Bae's pedestal of him cracking more and more with each Majima Everywhere encounter she ran into.
- The taxi cab and Zombie Majima encounters have him doing Mr. Libido's pelvic thrust dance as he challenges Kiryu to a brawl, while Bae is stunned into speechlessness. That her irises also shrunk down in quiet despair only made this funnier.
- Nothing could have prepared her for Goromi, aka Goro Majima dressed up as a hostess. She asks the chat to make an "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" meme with Majima's 0 version in "worst" and Goromi in "best".
During the countdown to her birthday in 2024, Bae asks her guests about what gifts they'd give her. Highlights include:
- Haachama drew a birthday PP as a nod to her Genital Jousting stream. Bae then wears it as a hat.
- Calli gifted a pacifier with Bae's color motif, with "I'm 13" in Comic Sans in the center.
- When it's Roberu's turn, he and Bae share a story about how constantly playing Monster Hunter gave him hand issues that almost ruined the performance when they and Shien sang "Venus" for the concert.
- Bettel explains that he'd love to give her a discontinued Barbie doll set with a pooping dog.

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