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    Episode 31: There's Something About Maron 
  • Bulma cockblocking Yamcha by saying "No one screws Yamcha but life!"
    • Plus she points out Marron's similarity to her. "Blue hair? Real original."
  • Krillin saying that Gohan is pounding his mom's tuna. And Roshi cracking up each time.
  • When Krillin introduces his new persona to Gohan, the slightly deadpan reaction from Gohan is just hilarious:
    Krillin: (off-screen) Hey Gohan! Goin' fishin'?
    Gohan: (after catching four rare Paozu Tuna) Yup! With Dad gone, I'm the bread-winner now. (seeing Krillin's new get-up) What's with the weird clothes, Krillin?
    Krillin: Ah, ah, ah! My name is no longer "Krillin." My new name is "Juan Sanchez."
    Gohan: (slightly deadpan) ...I'm compelled to ask "Why".
    • Also, when Krillin explains why, Gohan's reaction:
      Gohan: Wait, your last name's "Sanchez"?
    • Gohan's Covert Pervert moment.
      Krillin: She says I have a very rich personality.
      Maron: And a wealth of knowledge.
      Krillin: And her boobs are as big as my head.
      Gohan: I have made the comparison.
  • "Goodbye Gonad, see you at Master Hoe-shi's!"
  • TFS's The Walking Zed
  • Mr. Popo resolving the entire Garlic Jr. Saga in a few seconds by assimilating Garlic Jr. and his henchmen like he did Blue Popo.
    • Popo's booty-call from earlier in the episode.
      "Jynx, Jynx, Jynx!"
      Popo: Shut up bitch, you love it!
    • And Kami's reaction:
      "The last time he did this I found five corpses... he laughed when I said five."
      • There is also something oddly hilarious about Kami saying the phrase "booty-call".
    • Popo's explanation for why the lookout is a mess. He had Italian for dinner.
      Kami: What does that have to do with—
  • Kanye West's Gold Digger playing as Krillin and Maron drive away from Gohan's house
    • Then The Guess Who's American Woman playing at Kame House.
  • Piccolo and Kami's interactions. Nail gets into this.
    Kami: You do know that [fusing] technique is forbidden, Piccolo.
    Piccolo: Your face is forbidden!
    Nail: Sadly, that was the best one up here.
    Piccolo: SHUT IT NAIL!
  • The scene after the opening credits, where a narrator calmly tells the audience of a type of tuna that was nearly fished to extinction by the inhabitants in the area surrounding Lake Paozu, but is now slowly working its way to a sustainable population and then Gohan kills 4 of the fish by punching them out of the water
    Narrator: (Still speaking smoothly and calmly) "Oh sweet salty Christ no."
  • Krillin learning that his girlfriend is actually an undercover government agent investigating suspicions of him being guilty of insurance fraud His Jaw Drop will have you in stitches.
  • Hearing the line "Bitch is a gold digger" in Turtle's voice.
  • Oolong complaining about everyone celebrating Turtle's birthday when they never celebrated his. Everybody ignores him.
  • Roshi warning everyone that the huge amount of candles on Turtle's birthday cake is a fire hazard. And then they light his beard on fire.
  • Maron questioning whether if Yajirobe and Korin would have either little fat men or kitties for children.
  • Turtle wondering why Krillin's outside Roshi's house
    Turtle: Why aren't you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else?

    Episode 32: Battlefield Ee-arth 
  • Bulma Tempting Fate:
    Bulma: He's probably running out of fuel soon, so (Vegeta's ship dropping into frame in the background) god knows if he'll ever make it back here.
    (Vegeta's ship crashes loudly)
    Vegeta: I'M BACK, BITCHES!!
  • The exchange between Bulma and Yamcha at the beginning.
    Yamcha: So, where did you bury me anyway?
    Bulma: Bury? (cut to Yamcha's body still decaying in the pit he died in)
    • And Yamcha calling Bulma a slut for dreaming about Vegeta... then calling her a slut again when she clarifies that they were just walking in a park.
  • Yamcha lampshading that he seems to be the only one bothered that the man directly/indirectly responsible for most of their deaths at some point, is currently showering in the other room and talking about living there.
  • Bulma's parents continue to be a comedic duo of ditzy (Mrs. Briefs) and terribly racist (Dr. Briefs):
    Mrs. Briefs: Sweetie! Roll out the cot, I think we have a visitor!
    Dr. Briefs: Is he colored?
    Mrs. Briefs: I'm not sure, I never open my eyes!
  • Vegeta's encounter with Yamcha. He initially confuses him with a valet. After Yamcha reminds them that they previously fought, Vegeta reasserts that he only fought Goku, Nappa fought all the rest... except the one scrub who lost to a Saibaman. Then Vegeta breaks out into laughter when he finds out Yamcha is the said scrub.
  • Bulma demanding Vegeta takes a shower, because she can smell him from East City. Vegeta complies, while muttering that he can smell her from East City.
  • Vegeta's reaction upon discovering a certain item of clothing...
    Vegeta: I swear, the only thing I hate more than weaklings is the color pink! (beat) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
    • Vegeta has a thing for Tempting Fate in this episode.
      Vegeta: Why don't all you idiots just start showing up?!
      Krillin: Hey, Vegeta!
      Vegeta: I WAS F**KING KIDDING!!
  • The various fighters sensing Freeza approaching Earth.
    Vegeta: (slams a fist down on the table) Son of a bitch!
    Yamcha: What, are you still ticked off about the shirt?
    Vegeta: No, I'm — well, yes actually, I'm absolutely livid — but that's not the point! That idiot Kakarot failed! FREEZA'S STILL ALIVE!
    Tien: Chiatzou, do you feel that? There are two enormous power levels approaching the planet.
    Chiatzou: Yeah, see, last time this happened...I blew myself up.
    Tien: Yeah. I was gonna ask you to hold off on that this time.
  • Bulma's interactions with Vegeta are hilarious.
    • For example, her forcing Vegeta to take a shower.
      Vegeta: Earth woman! Where's the cleansing powder?
      Bulma: We don't have that here. We have soap.
      Vegeta: The hell is "soap"?
      Bulma: It's that yellow block there made of animal fat.
      Vegeta: That sounds awesome! *Chomp* Blagh! This tastes nothing like you just said!
    • Immediately following that, the moment Yamcha reneges on his comment and admits Vegeta living there is "pretty neat":
      Vegeta: Is that the beta-male?
      Bulma: No, Krillin just got here.
      Vegeta: Oh, God! They're breeding!
    • And before those moments, after having put Vegeta's Saiyan Armor in the wash, Bulma sneaks a peek at his ass while he's in the shower (particularly noticing the spot where his tail used to be):
      Bulma: (walks out onto the deck where Yamcha and Krillin are) Ok, so I just got a look at Vegeta's ass, and besides being surprisingly nice, he's got this weird hole.
      Yamcha: Uh, yeah, even boys have those, Bulma
      Bulma: No, you idiot! I mean a hole above that one.
      Yamcha: ...You mean he's a chick?
  • Nail having plans for building a house after Piccolo clears a glacier.
  • Malfunctioning Freeza.
    My God this is droll, we're so far out in the space-sti-sti-di-dicks that there's not even a Space Radio Shack. Much less a Space Best Buy-Buy-Buy-Buy-Circuit City.
  • Krillin continues with the double entendres.
    Gohan: Now, are you sure it's him?
    Krillin: Gohan, once you've had a man inside of you, you know when he's coming.
  • Woman, where is mah Saiyan Suit?!
  • Vegeta's infamous pink shirt having "Juicy" on the back of it.
  • Yamcha losing it when Freeza and King Cold arrive. Followed by Krillin saying that if Yamcha wasn't doing that, Krillin would.
    • Also the Stinger.
  • King Cold in general. He's calm, yet still a Large Ham at the same time. Also, he refers to Freeza of all people as a "darling, little angel".
  • Freeza's Golden Snitch.
    Speaking of which… Soldiers, the scavenger hunt will proceed as such. Normal human heads are worth one point. Namekian heads are worth twenty. Filthy half-Saiyan brats: Fifty. And if you find any miserable, odious, insubordinate full-blooded monkey garbage… You win.
  • Vegeta saying "Y'all are bitches."
  • Tien getting in on making fun of Vegeta's new shirt as soon as he arrives, showing that he's Not So Above It All.
    Tien: Oh, hey Vegeta.
    Vegeta: What?
    Tien: Nice shirt.
    Vegeta: And there it is!
    • And then the moment where Piccolo comments on the shirt.
    Piccolo: Yeah, it's the kind of shirt that really screams— (senses Freeza approaching and gasps) HE'S COMING!

    Episode 33: Cold Cuts 
  • Trunks explaining that he's been practicing the Diagonal Cut technique for some time.
    • Freeza going into a full Villainous Breakdown at the sight of Trunks going Super Saiyan, with a brief flashback to Goku on Planet Namek.
      Freeza: Th-those eyes... they're the same as...
      (flashback to Super Saiyan Goku staring him down)
      Goku: (distant whisper) Pizza...
      Freeza: No. No! NO! NO!! NO!!! KILL!!! (zap) MURDER!!! (bzzt) DESTROY!!! (kssh) EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
    • Bonus points because the Leitmotif of the Daleks was playing.
    • And after that, when it looks like the Death Ball Freeza launched at Trunks killed him... NAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAA!
      Trunks: Well, Freeza! Looks like you dropped the ball!
      (Freeza glares)
      Trunks: Dropped the ball.
      (Freeza twitches)
      Trunks: Drrrropped the ba—
      Freeza: YAGH! (fires at Death Ball, which explodes spectacularly)
      King Cold: You almost destroyed the whole planet there...
      Freeza: Sorry, I got a little bit carried away. Doesn't matter now, though; our little "super Saiyan" is dead-dead-dead-(zap) cadaverrific.
  • Bulma starts hitting on Trunks. While calm on the outside, he is understandably screaming in his head.
    Bulma: So hey, like just gonna throw this out there. You're really cute.
    Trunks: Well, you know, my mom always said I was a cute kid.
    Bulma: Oh a momma's boy huh? I'll be your mommy. (winks)
    Krillin: Can I have another Hetap?
    Trunks: (hysterically) YES! YES YOU CAN!
    • Bonus points for the internal scream being so loud that it actually is audible when Krillin starts speaking.
  • And later, when Vegeta tries to figure out who Trunks is…
    Vegeta: If he's never met him before, how the hell does this kid know where Kakarot is going to land? And he can't actually be a damn Saiyan. Either he's a liar, or… maybe… wait a second! Did someone drink the last Hetap!? I'll kill you!
    Krillin: Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!
    • While Vegeta is thinking to himself, Trunks is trying to wave off Bulma's questioning him about his Capsule Corp jacket.
      Trunks: I've always been a fan of Capsule Corp... yyyep, love storing things, that is...
  • Mecha Freeza suffers a literal BSOD upon being sliced.
    • Even better, the BSOD noise continues as the Diagonal Cut happens, and it invokes the feel of dramatic Japanese drums reaching a crescendo.
    • What makes it one of the best jokes in the entire series is that after Frieza is cut, his scream hangs for a second before the BSOD screen appears, revealing that Freeza is in fact running on Windows 95, which explains why he keeps on malfunctioning. In fact it's a perfect example of how a Windows BSOD occurs in Real Life right down to how any sound being played on the speakers hangs when the system crashes.
    • Hilariously, KaiserNeko mentioned in a later podcast that there were many viewers who had been watching the episode full-screen and freaked out when the BSOD hit.
  • The slogan on Vegeta's shirt gets increasingly suggestive as the episode goes on. Going from "Dum Cumpster" to "Pull My Hair" to "Blowjob Princess". Bonus point for Vegeta saying "I'm a real man!" while the shirt says "Blowjob Princess".
  • Trunks' GPS.
    GPS: Fly 300 metres north-west, then land near IDIOT ROCK.
    Trunks: So that's what they called it before "Idiot Crater".
  • Vegeta's reaction to learning that there is another Super Saiyan.
    Gohan: Guys, I think that person is a Super Saiyan.
    Vegeta: Like hell he is!
    Krillin: Spiky gold hair, incredible power…
    Vegeta: You don't know that he's a Super Saiyan. Maybe he's Super Human, huh?! Maybe you slackers haven't been trying hard enough!
    Tien: Says the non-Super Saiyan.
    Vegeta: FUCK OFF!
  • When Trunks offers everyone a drink.
    Tien: Isn't it a little early to start drinking?
    Bulma: Hey, 5 o'clock was 20 hours ago! *downs a can*
  • When Vegeta refuses to trust Trunks' claim that Goku will arrive soon, Goku does just that.
    "That could be anyone!"
  • Vegeta instantly hating Trunks when he turns to them.
    Trunks: Hey guys!
    Vegeta: Fuck this guy!
    • After that;
      Trunks: I'm about to go meet Goku, just follow me!
      Gohan: Wait, did he just say my dad?
      Krillin: Wait Gohan, we don't know if we can trust this guy.
      Trunks: I also brought snacks!
      Krillin: ...but the Bible does say love thy neighbour!
      Gohan: You're a Buddhist.
      Krillin: A hungry Buddhist.
  • The Stinger with Bulma and Krillin's conversation about Trunks' "carpet matching the drapes", with Krillin revealing that his does.
    Krillin: It's called man-scaping.
    Bulma: It's weird.
    Krillin: It's hygienic.
  • Poor Yamcha. He can never catch a break.
    (when Yamcha is questioning why they brought Bulma to the battle)
    Yamcha: Personally, I don't think Bulma should be here, a battlefield is no place for a lady.
    Vegeta: ...And yet you're sticking around.
    Yamcha: I'm serious, I worry about her safety. And as my close personal friend, possibly even bestie, I think we need to consider-Aaagh!
    (Bulma grabs his ear)
    Bulma: Anyone want to explain to Yamcha here what ten pounds of torque does to a human ear?
    Gohan: ...Rips it off?
    Bulma: Very good, Gohan!
    (everyone laughs)
    Krillin: (laughter dies down) Oooh… we're gonna fucking die.
  • After Trunks asks Freeza why he has "spare parts" coming out of him…
    Freeza: Impudent little… These are not spare parts! What you are looking at is the ultimate culmination of science and nature!
    Trunks: Oh, wow! I've… never seen that before.
  • Freeza likes to play 'Pretty Pink Princess'.
    Freeza: Daddy, I haven't done that since I was eigh-eigh-eigh- my quinceañera.
  • When Trunks confronts Freeza, he invokes the No Pronunciation Guide (With an ounce of Spell My Name with an "S"). It's Freeza and Cold's "WTF" reaction that sells it.
    Trunks: So, you must be Frieza ("Fry-za").
    Freeza: Actually, it's Lord Freeza.
    Trunks: Really? Then why is there an I in it?
    Freeza: (icily) There isn't.
    Trunks: Huh. Gonna have to fix that when I get back then.
  • When Trunks goes Super Saiyan the rest of the cast conclude it's either Goku or… Freeza's mom.
    Krillin: Who here just thought of Freeza with boobs?
    (awkward silence)
    Krillin: Really? I'm the only one?
    Vegeta: Yes! (thinking) He must never know.
  • In the opening, Freeza tries to narrate the disclaimer, but his Verbal Tic gets so bad (around saying Dragon Ball GT, no less) that King Cold ends up having to finish it for him. It gets better when Freeza's glitching stops and he says "Absalon", which refers to another fan-made Dragon Ball series.
  • When the Z-Fighters finally arrive just in time for Trunks to finish off Freeza.
    Krillin: Where's Freeza!? Oh, there he is…
    (Trunks dices Freeza up and blows him up)
    Krillin: And there...and there...(scorched piece of Freeza hits him in the head)...and here...Is that his brain?
    • And after Trunks kills Cold and destroys their ship.
      Krillin: Good work, team!
  • This little quick gem when Trunks properly meets the group.
    Trunks: Now I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here.
    Krillin: Snacks!
    Yamcha: To kill us!
    Vegeta: To kill snacks!
    • Which, knowing Vegeta, is probably a legitimate response.
  • Goku's return to Earth and finding out he's a liiiiiiiittle late to the party.
    Goku: GUYS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME FREEZER'S HERE AND— (sees everyone cheering) …Yaaaaaaaaay… ah ha… what?
  • This hilarious exchange following Freeza's death
    King Cold: (angrily) You murdered my princess…! (calmly) Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
    Trunks: …children?
    King Cold: Yeah!
    Trunks: Okay… sorta thought you'd be a little more pissed.
    King Cold: Oh, blindingly so. Mind if I see your sword?
    Trunks: What? Why?
    King Cold: I just wish to hold it.
    Trunks: No!
    King Cold: Oh, come on, be neighborly.
    Trunks: I'm not your neighbor. I also think I hate you.
    King Cold: Look, after what you did, I can fit what's left of my son into a meat pie. Let me see your stupid sword!
    Trunks: ...
    King Cold: >:(
    Trunks: (sighs) Fine. (lobs sword at King Cold, who catches it)
    King Cold: See~? Nothing nefarious, I just wanted to inspect the craftsmanship... admire the temper... test the edge ON YOU, YOU INSUBORDINATE HICK— (charges Trunks, only for Trunks to catch the sword with one hand...and then he powers up) Huh... still not sure if you hate me?
    Trunks: Actually...that pretty much sealed it. (blasts a hole through King Cold's chest)
    King Cold: N-no! No, wait! We could work out a deal! If you spare my life... I'll give you a planet! Three planets! Two and a half?
    Trunks: You just went down.
    King Cold: I'm a haggler...?
    (Trunks blasts King Cold to atoms, then does the same to his ship)
  • Freeza's still a horrible boss, but Trunks plays off him SO WELL. After Trunks threatens to kill him...
    Freeza: (chuckle) My, my! Not five minutes on this wayward rock, and we already have a volunteer-teer-teer-(zap) dead man. Soldiers! Do your jobs.
    Soldier: Lord Freeza, with all due respect...
    Freeza: This sounds like insubordination...
    Soldier: He just turned an entire squad into a PILE OF LIMBS.
    Freeza: And THAT sounds like it's not my problem.
    Soldier 2: Man, move your bitchin' bitch ass over bitch! (uses scouter on Trunks) What, power level of five? Shit, ain't nobody got time for that. (shoots at Trunks, who easily deflects it into a mount-plateau)
    Soldier 2: Well that ain't right... (Falcon Punched by Trunks into Freeza's ship)
    Trunks: Consider that a warning. Either leave now or die.
    Freeza: Ooh, is that an ultimatum? I love ultimatums! Here's mine. Either die to him or die to me! (Trunks takes a stance as the soldiers rush him...and slashes them all faster then can be seen; all the soldiers are still standing, immobile)
    Freeza: What...What just happened?
    Trunks: Give it a second.
    Freeza: No, really. They're just...
    Trunks: No, no hang on... (Trunks sheathes his sword and the bodies all drop)
    Trunks: Yeah, took me a whole three months to get that one down. They make it look a lot easier then it really is. (one soldier is shown still alive, visibly terrified of Trunks) REAL hard part was that guy's armor. (said soldier's scouter breaks in half, and his armor follows suit as Trunks keeps talking) Went through a dozen mannequins before I cinched that one. (the soldier backs away slowly from Trunks...)
    Freeza: You missed a spot. (impales the soldier with his arm)
    Soldier 3: Lord Freeza... the f*ck? (Freeza pulls his arm out and the soldier drops)

    Episode 34: News of Future Past 
  • Goku sees Trunks transform into a Super Saiyan the first time.
    Goku: What happened to your hair? It's yellow!
    Trunks: Um... so's yours.
    Goku: It is?!
  • Goku is asked to explain how he survived Namek's explosion.
    Goku: Muffin butto—
    Gohan: Don't say muffin button!
    Goku: But it was! There's science and stuff.
    • Goku explains that he made so many muffins that they shielded from the blast and carried him to another planet.
  • Bulma and Vegeta getting into some Destructo-Nookie. Also Vegeta's reaction to her question:
    Vegeta: ...the fuck's a condom?
  • How did they incorporate the infamous driving episode? Goku and Piccolo just suddenly decide to go for a joyride. Which they ditch training (and Gohan) for.
    Goku: Sooooo... Wanna go drive cars?
    Piccolo: Bitchin'!
    • The first time has Goku singing "Highway to HFIL" and the second time during The Stinger has Piccolo singing "Dodge, Bitch!" note 
  • The Lampshade Hanging on how Goku could have just teleported himself on Freeza's ship, ending it all there, to which he he replies he wanted to "give you guys a chance". Piccolo asks him never to do that again, but Goku makes no promises. Bonus point since, in canon, that will be exactly the reason Goku won't kill Buu himself, which will end getting '''everyone''', but him and Vegeta dead and the Earth destroyed. He should have made that promise.
  • Trunks' farewell.
    Trunks: (thinking) Father, I hope to get to know you a little better next time. Mother, I hope to get to know you a little less.
    Vegeta: Get the hell outta here!
  • Goku's reaction to Trunks telling him he's Bulma and Vegeta's son. Piccolo's reaction to it really sells it.
    Piccolo: Hahahahahahahahaha!
    Vegeta: What's so funny!?
    Piccolo: Your shirt!
    Vegeta: Arrrrrrgh!
  • Trunks introducing himself to Goku.
    Trunks: (thinking) OK, Trunks. Don't be nervous. He's just a normal guy. Just introduce yourself.
    Trunks: So, you're Sun Wukong, right? (thinking) Dammit!
    Goku: I am Son Goku, yes.
    Trunks: (thinking) Roll with it.
  • In this series, Trunks reveals that Goku's death by heart attack is caused by high cholesterol.
    Trunks: (to Goku) According to the coroner, too much bacon.
    Goku: (turns Super Saiyan) You take that back.
    Trunks: But listen. In the future, my mother has developed medication that will help level your cholesterol.
    Goku: Is it grape-flavored?
    Trunks: I don't know. Yes?
    Goku: 'Cause I don't like grape.
    Trunks: Then it's bacon-flavored.
    Goku: Yaaay.
  • A Black Comedy bit where while the other Z-fighters (except Goku) are killed by the Androids or cyborgs, Yamcha is Driven to Suicide when he learns Bulma is pregnant with Vegeta's child. Goku's reaction to the news really sells it.
    Goku: Dark.
    • This exchange between Goku and Yamcha afterwards is a mix of hilarity and Crowning Moment of Heartwarming
      Goku: Wait, Yamcha?
      Yamcha: Yeah?
      Goku: You're my friend.
      Yamcha Oh! Uh... thank you, man.
      • Also becomes Mood Whiplash when the driving scene mentioned above happens immediately afterward.
  • Goku's confusion about whether God is Kami or King Kai. Later, when he learns who Future Trunks' parents are:
    Goku: Oh, my Gamikai.
  • The team comparing Future Trunks Super Saiyan status with Goku's Super Saiyan status:
    Bulma: Blonde spiky hair...
    Gohan: Incredible aura...
    Krillin: Well, Vegeta, now that Goku's here to compare, we can finally say for sure that that kid's a Super—
    Vegeta: Utter one more word, and no dragon alive will be able to fix what I do to you.
    Krillin: ...So, Tien, have you been lifting? Because you are jacked.
    Tien: Yeah. Who knows? Maybe I'll be the next Super Sayian.
    (Vegeta mutters Angrish at Tien)
  • Goku is the next to mention Vegeta's shirt.
    Goku: Oh, hey Vegeta! Nice shirt.
    Goku: Pink is a good colour on you!
    Vegeta: (thinking) ...Just take the compliment.
  • The episode in general continued the trend of Tien managing to press all of Vegeta's buttons.
    Vegeta: ...And I, as a Super Saiyan, relish the challenge.
    Goku: (gasp) You're a Super Saiyan, Vegeta? Show me!
    Vegeta: I... well yeah, I just... I—
    Tien: Don't tell me, you're not in the mood.
    Vegeta: What, does that third eye make you psychic?
    Tien: No, but it does help me see bullshit.
    Vegeta: Hey, you know what?!
    Vegeta: F*ck you. (flies off)
  • Gohan still hasn't worked out the art of dodging.
  • Trunks' time machine using the TARDIS sound effect.
  • Piccolo explaining to Goku that he heard the whole conversation between him and Trunks.
    Piccolo: I heard everything.
    Goku: Please don't tell everybody.
    Piccolo: Ohohohoho, I won't.
    Nail: I will.
    Piccolo: Shut up Nail.
    Goku: 'kay.
    • The fact that Piccolo understands everything Trunks said to Goku better than Goku does. When Goku is relaying the news to the gang, Piccolo corrects him on almost every point — at one point, Goku even looks to Piccolo for confirmation on something that was told to Goku.
    Goku: On Mar—
    Piccolo: May.
    Goku: May... twenty—
    Piccolo: Twelfth.
    Goku: May twelfth! At ten... PM—
    Piccolo: AM.
    Goku: AM. (beat, Goku looks over at Piccolo) ...nine miles?
    Piccolo: Nine miles.
    Goku: Nine miles off of... North—
    Piccolo: Sooooouth.
    Goku: South City!
  • When Goku accidentally launches Chi-Chi out of the house and through a tree.
    Gohan: DAD, RUN!
    Goku: WHAT?
    • Before that, we had Chi-Chi's reaction to Goku wanting to take Gohan training:
      Chi-Chi: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!
      Goku: Oh, come on, Chi-Chi.
      Chi-Chi: Don't you "Come on, Chi-Chi" me! You're gone off in God knows where space, refuse to let the dragon take you home, and the first thing you ask for when you get back? "Oh, hey, Chi-Chi, mind if I take our baby boy to go train to FIGHT SOME MONSTER ROBOTS?!"
      Goku: Androids. And the first thing I asked about was dinner.
      Chi-Chi: The answer is NO!
      Goku: No to dinner or no to Gohan?
      Chi-Chi: BOTH!
  • "Look at my nipples, LOOK AT THEM!!"
    • (ship outside explodes) "AAH! My nipples!!"
  • Gohan seems to be getting reeeeally tired of Goku's antics.
    Gohan: Wait, so the first thing we do after you get back, after being gone for a year and a half... is train...
    Goku: I know, I'm excited too!
    Gohan ...Yeah, ok.
  • Goku testing out Instant transmission by stealing Master Roshi's sunglasses.
    • Made even better when you realize Master Roshi was listening to "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones when "Goku done stole [his] glasses!"
  • When Goku comes back and wonders how everyone's alive, Bulma says it was Trunks. This exchange, happens.
    Goku: Oh, if it ain't you, you old so-an-so! It's been so long since I, uh... I... I mean... You...
    Trunks: We've never met before.
    Goku: Oh, thank God! Or Kami, or King Kai, I don't know; that whole thing is screwy.
  • And after Trunks leaves...
    Goku: What a nice young lady.
  • Goku and Piccolo training Gohan.
    • Piccolo asks how Goku managed to convince Chi Chi to train Gohan.
      Piccolo: By the way, How did you convince your wife to let him train with you?
      Goku: We're on a field trip to the... "Ozarcs" (beat) Please, never tell her we were here.
      Piccolo:: What are you talking about? We're just "studying".
      (both grin while saying Haaaa to each other in complicity)
      Piccolo: Let's go drive cars again.
      Goku: Yay!
    • In The Stinger, Gohan is still in the ground.

    Episode 35: The Island of Dr. Gero 
  • Goku lets slip to Chi-Chi that he's taking Gohan to fight androids. One awkward silence later, a neat Call Back to the first few episodes occurs.
    Goku: I'm taking Gohan, bye!
    • Followed immediately by Chi-Chi screaming in the background as they fly-off.
    • Also, Gohan's reaction to Goku messing up. You can tell he is tired of Goku's shit.
      Gohan: (exasperated) Three years, Dad. Three years — almost had it.
  • Krillin compliments Bulma's boobs.
    Bulma: I... you!
    Bulma: (thinking) Just take the compliment.
  • "Cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah yeah."
    Krillin: So... that song...
    Yamcha: I was desperate and needed the money. And no, it wasn't worth it.
  • The good guys point out that the tiny island is covered in a dense city - what do they even do there? "Apparently, prostitution is legal."
    All: Oooooooooohhhhhhhh...
    Piccolo: So, the prostitutes.
  • Dr. Gero rips the engine out of a guy's car.
    Driver: Please put that back. I kinda need that to flee from you.
  • Krillin's sex puns regarding Yamcha getting a hand through his chest.
    Krillin: Huh. Guess there's a new kind of fisting in this city.
    Krillin: Yeah, I get ya. I never have any energy after a handjob either. BA-DA-BA-BA-DA-BYE!
  • Android 19's analysis of why they know about the Androids:
    Android 19: Analyzing... processing, processing complete. They are psychic, probability... 92.4%. THEY CAN SEE THE FYOO-CHURR.
  • Android 19 executes Murder.exe... and then crashes at 65% loading. And then asks Dr. Gero if he'd like to send an error report. Then does anyway when Dr. Gero says no.
  • The entire argument between Bulma and Vegeta after he gets her pregnant.
    Bulma: You said you were wearing protection!
    Vegeta: I was wearing my armor!
    Bulma: (scoff) You're a moron.
  • The Credits Gag lists Brent Spiner as Android 19. It's a text to speech program they used.
  • This bit comes up as Dr. Gero attempts to explain his backstory to Dr. Goku and the others. Dr. Gero's reaction after Goku speaks up is particularly amusing.
    Dr. Gero: But allow me to shed a little light for you. For the last 14 years ever since the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament...
    Goku: Oh, I remember that one! I got hit by a car!
    Dr. Gero: (completely serious) Indeed!
  • Throughout the entire episode, Goku mentions that his chest hurts, clearly referring to the fatal heart failure he will suffer. Why is this funny? His issue is his high cholesterol from eating too much bacon. Near the end of the episode, Goku mentions he ate all of his pocket bacon on the way to the battlefield.
  • This:
    Krillin: Oh, hey Gohan. You've barely grown since the last time I saw you, huh?
    Goku: It's funny! I think that every time I see you!
  • The stoner skater. All of it. "Dude... are you holding?"
  • The mechanical noises 19 and Dr. Gero make when they move give a nice touch.
  • Tien's exasperation at Yamcha almost getting killed by the Androids. "Oh come on man! You couldn't last, like, 30 seconds!?"
  • Goku, trying to find the Androids, wonders, "If I were an android, where would I be?" before his train of thought becomes derailed. "Of course, if I were an android, it wouldn't change where I am, just what I am..."
  • When Piccolo decides that the Z-fighters will have to search for the Androids in the city by hand, they all start complaining.
  • When the Androids are surprised that the Z-fighters know what they are:
    Dr. Gero: *whirr* What? Impossible! How did you know we were androids?
    Android 19: Scanning probabilities. Scanning... Scanning... Analysing...
    Piccolo: Could not tell you off the top of my head.
  • Dr. Gero and 19 being described by the prostitute and Yamcha as "inconspicuous old man and mime."
  • The final line:
    Dr. Gero: Oh, bollocks.
  • Goku's incredibly cavalier response when Yajirobe's flying car gets shot down by the androids:
    Goku: Oh hey we've never wished him back before.

    Episode 36: Super Saiyan Swagger 
  • Dr. Gero tries a Badass Boast, but eventually he gets fed up with Android 19 countering Goku all the time:
    Dr. Gero: Oh for God's sake 19, throw a f**king punch!
    • Even funnier are the constant "Ow"s coming from 19.
    • Plus, right before it, his furious reaction when 19 has to activate another program just to be able to dodge.
    • Whereupon, Piccolo just looks at Gohan, saying nothing.
      Gohan: What? ...What?!
      • It gets better when you remember that Dr. Gero's the one who programmed 19 to begin with.
    • He gets another good one when Vegeta goes Super Saiyan, showing just how far out of the loop he is.
  • Goku started to take the heart medicine, but then he stopped because it was grape flavored.
  • When someone needs a Senzu Bean (Goku for his heart attack, Piccolo wondering where his was when he faked getting injured, Yamcha after getting insulted by the entire group, and Android 19 getting Yamcha'd), Krillin throws a Senzu Bean at them.
    • After Krillin throws Senzu bean at No. 19's head, Vegeta then follows it up by throwing a dog treat at it as well.
    • But when Vegeta outright asks for one in The Stinger, Krillin refuses.
  • While Goku is downed due to a heart problem, he calls in for Piccolo to do a tag-in, only for Piccolo to be lasered by Dr. Gero, then Goku tries the same with Gohan, only for #19 to land right on top of Goku.
  • Just as Goku is about to have his energy drained, we hear an endless, repeating string of "mine" from Vegeta coming in from miles away.
    • Even better when you realize he did this back in Episode 23.
      • And Episode 30.
    • And when he shows up:
      Piccolo: And the prodigal asshole returns!
  • Yamcha volunteers to take Goku back to his house, also noting that he will just get in the way if he stays, to which everyone agrees.
    Tien: Yep.
    Piccolo: Probably.
    Gohan: No offense.
    Vegeta: Why are you even here?!
    (beat over on Yamcha looking hurt)
    Krillin: SENZU BEAN! (Throws a bean at Yamcha, hitting him on the cheek.)
    Yamcha: You know what? Have fun. (Flies off with Goku over his shoulder.)
  • Vegeta boasting about how he became a Super Saiyan:
    Vegeta: (calmly) Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realize the legend.
    (cue flashback)
    Vegeta: (tears streaming down his face) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna
    (back in the present)
    Vegeta: Pushups, situps and plenty of juice.
    • This is also what Vegeta told Cell in the original series when Cell asked how Vegeta became strong enough to not only go Super Saiyan, but survive fighting him.
  • Android 19's quotes throughout the episode.
    Android 19: Beginning dodge protocol—ow!
  • Dr. Gero's boasting after 19 finishes running murder.exe gives us this gem:
    Dr. Gero: Well boys, I can't say it hasn't been fun. In fact, if I still had a penis, it would be most auspicious we're wearing baggy pants. But enough about hypothetical erections, it's time to finish this. 19! Suck. Him. Dry.
    Krillin: (offscreen) HAH HAAAAH!
  • And then Goku finds out the hard way that the Androids can drain energy from people (and energy beams):
    (Goku charges a kamehameha)
    (Goku fires kamehameha)
    Android #19: rebooting rebooting rebooting (absorbs kamehameha) Murder.EXE fully online.
    Dr. Gero: Oh... bully!
  • Goku and Vegeta's exchange after Vegeta saves his life.
    Goku: (weakly) Hey, Vegeta...
    Vegeta: Kakarot, you idiot. What are you doing?
    Goku: Dying... mostly. Little help?
    (Vegeta kicks Goku in the general direction of Piccolo, who catches him)
    Goku: Thanks, best buddy...
  • Vegeta's reasoning for having a pure heart.
    Vegeta: My heart is pure. Pure, unadulterated badass.
  • Android 19's poor attempt at trading insults with Vegeta.
    Vegeta: You expect to beat me with this Automa-Ton of Fun?
    Android 19: Registering insult. Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.
  • Dr. Gero's reaction to the first attack of Vegeta's countdown is simple yet priceless:
    Dr. Gero: Did I just see his foot?
  • After Vegeta finishes off 19 he turns to Dr. Gero still making badass one-liners... until he notices that the doctor is nowhere to be seen.
    Vegeta: THE FUCK DID HE GO?!

    Episode 37: Catch Me if You Can-droid 
  • It starts with a bridge from The Stinger of Episode 36:
    (Vegets gets a senzu bean)
    Vegeta: When a goddamn Super Sayian asks you for a senzu bean, bald man, you say "How many?".
  • Vegeta's thoughts on sensing energy.
    Vegeta: So just because he's a machine I can't feel his energy? That doesn't make any sense! Energy sensing's bullshit.
  • When Dr. Gero tries to absorb Piccolo's energy, the Namekian tries to contact Gohan telepathically to get some help. His first few attempts don't go so well.
  • Piccolo making fun of the name of Vegeta's Big Bang Attack.
    Tien: Did you catch the name of his attack though?
    Piccolo: I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"?
    Nail: Uh, I dunno, this coming from Mr. "Special Beam Cannon"?
    Piccolo: Hey, why don't you try coming up with a better name for an attack?
    Nail: How about "Devil Drill Beam?"
    Piccolo: What about "Spiral Death Beam"?
    Nail: "Doom Laser"!
    Piccolo: "Rail Beam"!
    Nail: "Nail Gun"?
    Piccolo: (out loud) Shit, that's good.
    • Doubles as a fridge moment of funny when you realize the conversation sounds like this to everyone else.
      Tienn: Did you catch the name of his attack though?
      Piccolo: I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"? (beat) Shit, that's good...
    • Later in the episode:
      Piccolo: Alright, what about "Regicide Blaster"?
      Nail: "Doomsday Crush"!
      Piccolo: "Anarchy Barrage"!
      Nail: "Taco Tuesday"!
      Piccolo: "Hellzone Grenade"!
      Nail: Ehhh...
      Piccolo: Screw you, I'm keeping that one.
    • And in The Stinger...
      Piccolo: "Wind Scar"!
      Nail: "Spirit Gun"!
      Piccolo: "Bankai"!
      Nail: "Rasengan"!
      Piccolo: "Gum Gum Pistol"!
      Nail: (Beat) That sounds dirty.
    • Though Nail's not very helpful when Gero sneaks up on Piccolo:
      Gero: Hello there!
      Nail: I'm... gonna leave you two alone for now...
  • Trunks is a few minutes behind the others when he learns his meddling with time has made things go south...
    Trunks: (seeing the head of #19) Oh my god! Chiaotzu's dead! And he really let himself go!
    Trunks: ...and he's an android.
    Trunks: ...that's not Chiaotzu.
    Trunks: (gasp) Oh, crapbaskets.
  • Piccolo challenges Dr. Gero to a fight not long after getting his energy drained.
    Gero: Oh, please. As if you're in any condition to fight me.
    Piccolo: Krillin? Senzu Bean.
    Krillin: Senzu Bean?
    Piccolo: Senzu Bean.
    Krillin: SENZU BEAN!!!
  • Deciding who gets to fight Gero:
    Vegeta: The old man is mine, Namekian.
    Piccolo: I just figured you wouldn't want to sully your Super Saiyan hands on such a weak opponent...
    Vegeta: You know, the funny thing is I know you're playing me, but you're right. He's all yours.
  • Vegeta's brain locking up upon realizing Trunks is his son...
    Piccolo: Trunks? What are you doing here?!
    Vegeta: HA! That's a girl's name!
    Krillin: Wait, isn't that the name of your kid?
    Vegeta: What, are you trying to imply that this wannabe Super Saiyan from the future is my saaaaaaaaaahhh...
    Trunks: Well. Guess that cat's out of the bag...
    • Even funnier because his BSOD is audible through a few bits of dialogue as well.
  • Immediately afterward when Trunks sees Dr. Gero.
  • Vegeta begins to question why they should have been so worried about Android 19 and Doctor Gero, when they're not turning out to be that much of a threat mostly because they aren't the Androids Future Trunks was warning them about.
    Vegeta: Anyone else starting to think we overtrained for this?
    Krillin: Tell me about it-
    Vegeta: NO, SHUT UP!!!
  • Just as Dr. Gero appears from the smoke and is about to attack Piccolo, we get this:
    Gohan: MISTER PICCOLOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooh… nevermind.
  • Gohan saves Piccolo from Dr. Gero:
    Piccolo: Gohan… how did you…
    Gohan: You two were hanging in the middle of the air, how could I not see you?
    Piccolo: Don't you… sass me…
  • After Gero gets karate-chopped into the ground by Piccolo.
    Dr. Gero: OK, first: What?! Second: The f*ck?!
  • Gero grabbing Piccolo. Doubles as a Squick moment.
    Dr. Gero: Shhhhhh! Oh, don't struggle. Just lie back and think of… Namek.
    • And prior to this, Gero is looking for an escape route, only to find a fighter at every possibility. His reaction upon seeing Krillin?
  • The back-and-forth argument on the Androids Trunks came to warn us about and the ones the Z fighters are dealing with;
    Trunks: Seriously, what is that?
    Piccolo: That's the android.
    Trunks: No it's not.
    Piccolo: Yes it is.
    Trunks: No, it's not!
    Dr. Gero: Yes I am.
    Trunks: You stay out of this!
    • Bit later;
      Vegeta: Why didn't you tell us what they looked like, then!?
      Trunks: I only ever met the two!
      Vegeta: Well, look at that, so did we!
  • Bulma and Yajirobe traveling to the scene of the battle with Baby Trunks:
    Yajirobe: There's a long list of bad ideas and this is at the top. You know that right?
    Bulma: I absolutely refuse to sit around and not be part of the action any more. Did you know I never even saw Freeza? Not once?
    Yajirobe: I'm pretty sure no one ever complained about not meeting Hitler. I mean, some people do, but they're weird.
    Bulma: This isn't up for debate.
    Yajirobe: You do know your kid is in the plane, right?!
    Bulma: Oh, he doesn't know what's going on.
    Yajirobe: I'm pretty sure that's not the point! Also, he keeps trying to feed off me.
    Bulma: Don't worry, he'll give it up when he realizes that it's a dry well.
    Yajirobe: Yeah, about that. Have you seen what an all Senzu Bean diet does to a man?
    Bulma: ...what?
    Yajirobe: Korin likes it.
  • Dr. Gero's idea of installing pain receptors comes back to bite him in the rear.
    Dr. Gero: Don't you criticize my methods like you understand the neural system! Pain is imperative to recognize when you are in peril. To give the human mind con- *Piccolo chops off Gero's forearm* TEEEEEEXT!
    Piccolo: So contextually speaking... *crushes Gero's arm* how f***ed are you?
  • After chopping off Gero's forearm, we get this:
    Dr. Gero: You lime-colored son of a bitch! It's going to take me at least 2 hours to program a new hand! No, wait, I'm right handed! 3 HOURS!

    Episode 38: Dr. Gero or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Androids 
  • In the opening, after it's revealed that Trunks saved Bulma and his younger self from the explosion:
    Bulma: (relieved) Oh wow, pretty sure I was about to be a wish there. Oh God the baby! (Takes Baby Trunks from Future Trunks) There you are. Aw, don't worry, Trunkie, it was just an explosion. You'll get used to those, those happen a lot around mommy.
    Future Trunks: I coulda sworn I saw someone else in the car with you.
    Bulma: Hmm?
    (we cut to Yajirobe stuck under a pile of rocks)
    Yajirobe: "Hey, Yajirobe." What is it, Korin? "Why don't you go help out the gang?" Oh sure, Korin, why not?! What's the worst that could happen?!
    Tiny rock falls and nails him in the face before crumbling into pebbles.
    Yajirobe: I've got a rock up my butt.
  • When Vegeta is looking for Dr. Gero, he continues to spit out the robot puns.
    Vegeta: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me! He got away again?! And not a nut or bolt to be found! Not that you had any nuts to begin with!
  • Vegeta (pretends he) thinks marriage is some kind of food.
    • Which doubles as a Mythology Gag to when Goku confused the two together.
      Vegeta: Who doesn't know what marriage is?
  • When Dr. Gero enters his lab, the Mac startup sound plays.
  • This gem from when 18 discovers Android 16's pod.
    Dr. Gero: Do not activate Android 16! He isn't properly programmed!
    Android 17: Oh and how many of us are? [suddenly adopting a southern accent, as banjo music plays] Howdy folks, I'm Android 13. Look at mah trucker 'at.
    Dr. Gero: I was going through a phase!
  • A bit easy to miss, but if you pay attention, when Bulma is explaining who Dr. Gero is, she describes him as being "adequate with robotics." Considering how Android 19, Android 16, Android 15, Android 14, and Android 13 behave, and how cooperative Android 17 and Android 18 are, "adequate" is pretty generous.
  • What Bulma says after discovering who Trunks is, and she remembers what she did when she first met him. You'll likely laugh exactly at the same time Krillin does.
    Bulma: Wait, "dad"?
    Piccolo: Yeah, by the way, that kid's your son. No harm telling you now, damage already done.
    Bulma: Oh, wow, he grows up to be a cutie! And-*the realization hits her*-Oh my God, I solicited my son for sex.
    Krillin bursts into laughter
    Krillin: Because it's hilarious!
    Piccolo: You just learned about it.
    Krillin: And it is hilarious.
  • Vegeta brings up the lack of details about the androids they were supposed to be training for.
    Vegeta: How about next time you come back to give someone a heads-up, you give them a goddamn photo?!
    • And then when he sees 17 and 18:
      Vegeta: Wow, you are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren't you.
    • Followed shortly by the heroes finding out about Android 16:
      Vegeta: So I'm pretty sure that's that's… three androids you've missed? Do I hear four?
  • Bulma revealing that all scientists know the location of every other scientist's lab, including the secret ones, a fact that Dr. Gero remembers too late.
    Dr. Gero sees the Z Warriors flying past him towards his secret lab.
    Dr. Gero: That's funny, they're all flying right towards my-OH, FIND ME IN THE ALPS! No... There's no way they could have secured the location of my secret lab. Unless they know a scientist, like Wheelo or Frappe. Or any of the Brief--SHIT!
  • Android 17, when he's awakening, uses Robo Speak to mess with Dr. Gero. When 18 awakens, she does the same thing, only to learn 17 beat her to it.
    Android 18: Ugh, you dick! We were supposed to do that together!
    Android 17: <with a smile> I know, but I couldn't help myself.
    Android 18: Whatever. <turns to Dr. Gero>
  • When Androids 17 and 18 find Android 16:
    Android 18: Oh, what's this? Your secret project?
    Dr. Gero: No, he's in the base-I MEAN, YES! Very secret! DON'T TOUCH!
    • Immediately after that, when Android 18 gets a better picture of 16 through the glass:
      Android 18: Wait a sec, did you build a ginger Android?! Man, there's a "Soulless Machine" Joke there, but that's beneath me.
  • Now that Yamcha has been Put on a Bus, the Krillin Owned Counter is back with a vengeance.
  • Dr. Gero doesn't know how he took out his own brain and put it into an android body.
    Android 17: Whoa, slow down. Are you an Android? Holy shit, you're an Android! How did you even do that?
    Dr. Gero: I took my brain out and put it into this body.
    Android 18: ...How?
    Dr. Gero: I... huh, how did I do that?
  • Piccolo and Tien try to punch down the door to Dr. Gero's lab...only to injure their wrists.
    • Then Krillin suggests that they charge down the door with their shoulders...and Tien injures his shoulder.
      • And then Vegeta's grouchiness leading to him basically just bickering with Trunks on principle regardless of what he's actually saying.
        Trunks: Wait! We can't do this without Goku!
        Vegeta: Why?! It's a goddamn door!
  • After Gohan decides to go back and see what Goku was doing… only for Bulma, her baby and Yajirobe taking a lift.
    Piccolo: Stop worrying Gohan, I'm sure Goku's fine. *Cut to Goku writhing in pain while "Don't Worry! Be Happy." plays*
  • Dr. Gero explaining to 17 and 18 why he's been forced to activate them.
    Dr. Gero: After a bit of an...incident earlier today, I lost Android 19. And my ar-
    Android 18: Wait a sec. You built another Android?
    Android 17: Wait, wait, wait. Was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke!
    Android 18: Well, clearly it was. It's dead.
  • Dr. Gero has just been decapitated by 17. His final words? After a brief shot at Krillin?
  • Trunks making a lot of assumptions in this episode: one that Vegeta loves Bulma, and the other is that everyone else is friends with Vegeta.
  • Krillin falls for Dr. Gero's trick and hums patiently to himself outside Dr. Gero's lab, only to realize that the thing Dr. Gero plans to show him are the Androids.
    Dr. Gero: I literally can't believe that worked.
  • When the heroes reach the mountains where Dr. Gero's secret lab is located:
    Piccolo: We've got a lot of ground to cover.
    Krillin: Please don't say what I think you're going to say.
    Piccolo: We should probably—
    Krillin: Here it comes!
    Piccolo:stick together for safety.
    Krillin: Oh. Thank our green god in the Lookout
    Tien: I don't know. Probably cover more ground if we split up.
    Piccolo: Nah, he's got a good point.
    Krillin: Ah, green god damn it!
    • Later, while Krillin is looking for Dr. Gero:
      Krillin: Why am I so scared, anyway? There are like sextillion mountains around here. The chances of me running into him are
      (Dr. Gero ambushes and curbstomps Krillin)
      Dr. Gero: 540,000 to 1. Lucky you. Ta-ta.
      (Dr. Gero flees while Krillin moans in pain; the Krillin Owned Count reaches 30)
  • The Stinger where Gohan advises Bulma to give Trunks to Yajirobe for safety.
    Bulma: I'm afraid he's gonna either drop him or eat him out of spite.
    Yajirobe: I am pissed and hungry. She is right to fear me!

     Episode 39: Blood, Sweat, and Gears 
  • Chichi reads the disclaimer...with Goku screaming throughout.
  • Vegeta's line as he approaches the Androids for a fight:
    Vegeta: Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann.
    Android 18: I'm going to break his arm.
    Android 17: Kind of proving his point, ain'cha sis?
    Android 18: Shut up, Ann.
  • Android 18 takes her Deadpan Snarker attitude to Troll levels throughout her fight with Vegeta.
  • When 18 smacks Vegeta into a mountainside:
    Vegeta: I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT EASY ON YOU ANYMO—(gets slapped right into a mountain)
    [Enter Trunks, Piccolo, Krillin and Tien]
    Trunks: Father! Are you in there?
    Vegeta: (slurred) Did anyone get the number of that bitch?
    18: Eighteen.
    Vegeta: (slurred) Thank you.
    Krillin: You okay in there, Vegeta?
    Vegeta: (slurred) Eat a dick.
    Krillin: Oh, okay; he's fine.
  • Android 17 wants to steal a truck...
    Seventeen: Okay, here's the plan: first car that arrives, we...appropriate.
    Eighteen: (scoff) And all the way out in the boonies. It's probably gonna be a semi.
    Seventeen: (hopeful gasp) Oh, I hope it's a truck! What do you think, Sixteen?
    Sixteen: Will it assist us in murdering Son Goku?
    Seventeen: I dunno; I guess you could hit him pretty hard him with it...
    Sixteen: Then I, too, hope it is a truck.
    • Andwhen one finally arrives...
      17: Aw, yeah! A tru—
      (Vegeta fires a blast at 18, who jumps out of the way of it; the truck is destroyed)
      17: (shocked face) Aw... (eyes narrow) dick!
  • Vegeta calling 18 a cunt isn't funny, but the fact that it sends everyone into a shocked silence is. Including 17. 18 does not take it well.
    18: (sigh)... yup.
  • Trunks' failed attempt to stop Vegeta from fighting 18.
    Trunks: There's no way we can fight them without Goku!
    Vegeta: I wish you'd understand who you're talking to! I AM VEGETA! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?!
    Trunks: Because you're not as strong as—
    Vegeta angrily punches Trunks in the gut and flies off
    Krillin: You pushed the Goku Button. You shouldn't a'did that!
  • Android 16's incredibly one track mind concerning killing Goku. So much that a mere mention of him is enough to catch his attention over anything. 17's the one to actually get him into his bird-watching hobby just to shut him up.
  • When they first boot 16 up, the system tries to install some updates. 18 kicks the top of the pod off to skip it.
    • Maybe those updates would've done something about Sixteen's single-mindedness towards killing Goku...
      Seventeen: Man...we need to get you a hobby.
      Sixteen: Acquiring hobby... (sees some birds flying around)
  • Trunks frets over Vegeta taking on the androids, who he considers the Earth's greatest threat. Cut to Vegeta knocking at least three cars off the road while trying to hit 18.
  • Vegeta's most legendary line next to "over 9000", as brought to you by Team Four Star.
    18: How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your ass. That's pretty sad.
    Vegeta: NNRGH! Sad for YOUUUU-
    (18 kicks Vegeta, making him wheeze in pain and, yes, breaking his arm)
    Vegeta: (Beat) FFFFFU-*episode ends*
  • After 17 warns the other Z Fighters not to interfere in 18's fight against Super Vegeta. However...
    Piccolo: Yeah, not exactly in a rush to help Vegeta. I mean, maybe if it were Goku—
    Android 16: Did he say Goku?
    Android 17: Calm down Sixteen, he's not here.
    Android 16: But I heard him mention Goku...
    Android 17: Just focus on your birds, buddy.
    Android 16: Acquiring birds... (mechanical whirring)
    Android 17: He likes birds now.
    Vegeta: Can we stop talking about Kakarot for just a minute?! I mean, for god's sake, he's never even around!
    Piccolo:sad thing is, he's not exactly wrong
  • When Vegeta and 18 land on top a truck:
    Truckdriver #1: Well, you ain't gonna believe this: a couple o' Europeans are fightin' on top of the truck!
    Truckdriver #2: Huh, that is weird... You know what else is weird?
    Truckdriver #1: Ah dammit, Mitch, put that away!
  • Black Comedy it is, but Goku screaming every time he appears in this episode. From the beginning when Chichi reads the disclaimer, to The Stinger where Yamcha is trying to see how long Goku can scream without breathing.
    • At Goku's home, Goku won't stop screaming as Yamcha tries to care for him and Chichi, well...
      Goku: (sustained screaming in pain)
      Yamcha: Uh, Chi-Chi? You might wanna come in here...
      Chi-Chi: (from the kitchen) Sorry, hun; cooking up a storm in here!
      Yamcha: This is looking kind of bad... he's screaming up a lot of blood...
      Chi-Chi: I'll make sure there's plenty of iron and protein in the meal!
      Yamcha: And I can't really remember the last time he inhaled; and while that's sort of impressive, I don't think it's healthy. Goku doesn't have a ton of brain cells to work with as it is...
      Chi-Chi: Look, to be honest, it's just nice to have him in the house for a change.
      Goku: (stops screaming, takes a deep breath)
      Yamcha: Oh, good, he took a—
      Goku: (resumes sustained screaming in pain)
  • The beginning of the episode has Android 17 casually walk away from the Z fighters after killing Dr. Gero, leading Krillin to wonder if the androids are really enemies. Trunks then goes Super Saiyan and blows up the lab.
    Krillin: Welp, that settles that! You're definitely Vegeta's kid!
    Vegeta: So, are you done throwing a hissy fit?
    Trunks: Well at least I did something instead of just standing there staring at them!
    Krillin: We do do that a lot.
    • Then, when it turns out the androids survived:
      Trunks: But that was my strongest blast!
      Vegeta: So you just assumed they were destroyed then?
      Krillin: (heard off-screen) We do that a lot too.
  • Android 18's Pre-Asskicking One-Liner.
    Vegeta: So, ladies first, then? Well, just to warn you...I'm not afraid to hit a woman.
    18: That's fine! Neither am I.

    Episode 40: 16, 17, and 18 Things I Hate About You 
  • Krillin's reaction when Trunks' sword shatters against 18's arm...
    Krillin: (high pitched, distressed voice) Oh, NO...
  • Nail wonderfully sums up the situation for Piccolo once the latter regains consciousness.
    Nail: Hey, uh, you ok down there?
    Piccolo: Urgh, yeah what did I miss?
    Nail: Well, both the Saiyans are down, one of the bald guys is getting choked out, and the other one is quacking.
    Krillin: QUACK!
    • Speaking of which, after Krillin pulls the space duck maneuver on Android 16, we get a look into how 16 sees him.
      Subject: Krillin
      Status: Goku... NEGATIVE
      Bird... DUCK?
      • Even better, the binary in that scene translates to Kill Son Goku. Feed birds.
    • And then we get this amazing Call Back
      Android 16: (To a bird that landed on his arm) Hello bird. What is your name? (Bird tweets) Toriyama? (Toriyama tweets again) I would love to see your dinosaur. (Toriyama tweets one more time) It does what?! Explanation 
  • Karma isn't done kicking Vegeta's ass…
    Eighteen: Eyy, so, who's got two broken arms and is a total bitch?
    Vegeta: You stupid bint! You only broke one of my a
    (Eighteen steps on his good arm, breaking it)
    Vegeta: (high-pitched squeal of abject pain)
    Eighteen: This guy~!
  • Androids 17 and 18 are having a sibling spat, when Krillin lets out "Um", immediately drawing the attention of both after having laid low.
  • After Krillin makes a stand against the Androids not killing Goku and 18 declares him cute before pecking him on the cheek and walking away with the other two Androids. Makes a good setup for their future relationship.
    Android 17: The hell was that? You got a thing for dwarves now?
    Android 18: What if I do? Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway.
    Android 17: Look, if this is about pissing off Mom and Dad, you could just date a black guy.
    Android 18: Oh my god.
    Android 17: Oh, right, they're dead.
    Android 18: Oh my god.
    • And then, Krillin tries to brag about Eighteen kissing him. The keyword being tries.
      Tien: I don't believe you.
      Trunks: I can't believe you.
      Piccolo: I don't care.
      Krillin: Dang it. What do you think, Vegeta?
      (Vegeta flies off, screaming angrily)
      Krillin: See? He believes me! And he's jealous.
    • Krillin's attempts to make the Androids stand down are hilarious in and of themselves.
      Krillin: Okay, now listen. I believe that if we were to come to blows, I would, ah… come up short. No pun intended.
      Android 18: Heh, he's funny.
      Android 17: Roll it back, pint-size. We're not gonna fight you. You're about about as threatening as a cocker spaniel.
      Krillin: You bring up a fantastic point, so I shall continue to stand here and do nothing.
      Android 18: Sounds good. We're gonna go kill Goku.
      Krillin: (sputters) …Aw, damn it, you can't kill Goku.
      Android 17: Yeah, pretty sure we can.
      Krillin: Okay, but you... shouldn't.
      Android 16: He makes a fair point. But I insist we still kill Son Goku. On the grounds that I want to.
      Android 17: Well, you heard the mandroid. Hands are tied.
  • Krillin wondering why he is running out of Senzu Beans. Funnier when you realize that Krillin was spending most of the previous episodes wasting them like crazy.
    Krillin: Huh? The hell happened, I had like fifteen of these!
  • When Trunks finds out that he was way too out of information about the past.
    Trunks: Mom said that he was stubborn. But this is just asinine.
    Piccolo: Yeah. But at least he's not trying to kill us all again.
    Trunks: HE TRIED TO WHAT!?
    Krillin: Jesus, future Bulma, what the shit!?
    • And later, when Trunks tells the gang that the androids are even stronger than those in his timeline.
      Piccolo: What!?
      Tien: ARE YOU KIDDING!?
      Krillin: Jesus, future Trunks, what the shit!?
  • The return of Piccolo's Clothing Beam, when he gets his weighted gear back right as he crests Kami's place.
  • Krillin teases Piccolo about Super Namekians not existing.
    Piccolo: OH MY OTHER ME, SHUT UP! (Launches an energy blast that Krillin, Tien and Trunks barely dodge and flys off) You can all kiss the greenest part of my ass!
    Tien: ...there are greener parts of his ass?
    • Immediately afterwards:
      Nail: So uh, gonna tell me what that was all about?
      Piccolo: Look, might be getting a new roommate.
      Nail: Do I have to move the pool table?
      Piccolo: When did you get a...; I almost fell for that.
      (billiard balls clacking together are heard)
      Nail: Fell for what?
      Piccolo: Hrrmmm…
    • And when Piccolo finally does reach Kami, his proposition for them to fuse is this:
      Piccolo: I'm here for your body.
      Nail: Heh, could at least take him out to dinner first.
      Piccolo: First off: we don't eat. Second: shut up.
      Kami: And what makes you think I'm just going to give it up that easy?
  • Popo sums up the impending threat of Cell with four simple words.
    Mr. Popo: Well, that's f***ing ominous!!!
  • Popo isn't quite acting like the normal ominous Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant we normally see him as…
    Piccolo: (trying to be polite) Hello, Mr. Popo—
    Mr. Popo: HELLO, YOUNG KAMI.
    (enter Kami)
    Kami: Ah, hello, Piccolo. Good to see you again—
    Piccolo: Cut the crap, Kami! You know what I'm here for!
    Kami: …well that didn't last long.
    Popo: (staring at the floor) All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle…
    Piccolo:Okay, what's up with him?
    Kami: Don't mind him; he just got done dropping a gallon of LSD.
    Piccolo: A gallon?!
    Kami: A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from; he never leaves this place—
    Kami: Mr. Popo, you may leave the lookout if you—
    Popo: All these squares make a circle...
  • More Lampshade Hanging over Mrs. Briefs:
    Bulma: Hey mom? Why do you never seem to age?
    Mrs. Briefs: (giggles) Oh, your father won't let me.
  • The Stinger between Yajirobe and Korrin, arguing Like an Old Married Couple.
  • Mrs. Briefs meets Yajirobe.
    Yajirobe: I am Yajirobe and I am here for your pantry.
    Mrs. Briefs: I see. Honey, we have a food stamper!
    Dr. Briefs: (from offscreen) Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes!
    Yajirobe: Challenge accepted.
  • We get this bit as Piccolo is flying up to the lookout:
    Korin: (sees Piccolo flying upwards) Hey Piccolo have you seen Yajirobe? He hasn't called or- (Piccolo flies past him) texted. Ah, damn it.

    Episode 41: The Trouble with Time Travel 
  • Piccolo and Kami's scene consists of them doing nothing but grunting at each other. Then:
    • And Popo is coming down from his massive LSD high from the previous episode.
  • 17 and 16's conversation when 18 tells them she wants to go shopping before killing Goku.
    17: Tsk, women. Am I right 16?
    16: Confirmed: She is female.
    17: Hah, she is.
  • Bulma and Trunks's awkward, pause-filled conversation. The awkward pause is then broken by a gunshot in the background.
    Yajirobe: Ya missed me, four-eyes!
    Dr. Briefs: That was a warning shot, fatass! Now put down the fridge.
    Yajirobe: Vive la honey baked ham!
    (more gunshots)
  • After Krillin and Trunks land at Goku's house, Krillin stops Trunks to ask him something important.
    Krillin: Wait, before we go in, uh… I wanted to ask… you ever think that, uh, Android 18 is… kind of cute?
    (loooooooooong pause while Trunks stares at Krillin)
    Trunks: No.
    Krillin: All right then, dibs by the way.
    • In the History of Trunks Android 18 calls dibs on killing Trunks leading to 17 friendly firing on her. Looks like another thing Krillin and 18 have in common.
  • Yamcha greets Krillin and Trunks:
    Trunks: Oh, uh, Yamcha, right? How's it hang— I mean, how you doing?
    Yamcha: Oh you know, hanging in there.
    (Trunks lets out an exasperated sigh)
  • While Krillin and Yamcha are busy evacuating Goku and his family to Kamehouse (despite that being literally the second place the Androids will look for him), Yamcha asks Krillin a question.
    Yamcha: So where's Vegeta during all of this, anyway?
    Krillin: Oh, I'm sure he's off somewhere…
    (cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)
    (wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)
    Krillin: …coping.
  • To prove that he still has the time machine with him, Trunks activates its capsule… while he's on the plane carrying Goku. Hilarity Ensues.
    (Goku starts screaming again)
    Yamcha: Oh good, that's back.
  • During an explanation from Trunks as to how time travel works, Gohan casually reveals that he's been studying theoretical physicsnote . Chichi tells him that they'll soon be moving onto cellular biology.
    Gohan: Awww, but cells are boring.
    • Gohan explaining all this while the screen shows a chalkboard.
  • Oolong's reaction to finding out that Chiaotzu put pork in his ramen:
    • A Brick Joke to the Cooler movie that Krillin was asked the same question. The difference was that Chiaotzu dragged the word longer and failed to think of another word in time.
  • Krillin warns Trunks about Chi-Chi.
    Krillin: Quick warning: Be super nice to Goku's wife. She can be a bit of a total—
    (Chi-Chi slams the door on him)
    Chi-Chi: Gohan! Oh, it's you…
    Krillin: (With a large bump on his head) Eh, fine; I pretty much asked for that one.
    (Krillin Owned Count: 31)
  • Android 16 climbing into the back of a truck and calling out "Shotgun". Just the way he says it makes it sound like he's having as much fun as his fellow androids hijacking a truck and (later) resisting arrest.
    #16: You cannot sit in the back. I have called "Shotgun."
    • When they say they'll take the van, Sixteen picks it up. It takes some coaxing from Seventeen that that wasn't what he meant.
  • Gohan finally returns home while Chi-Chi, Krillin, Trunks, and Yamcha are busy carrying Goku onto the airship to get to Kame House. What happens?
    Chi-Chi: (as Gohan lands) GOHAAAN!
    Gohan: (deadpan, to self) Oh, good...
    Chi-Chi: Oh, I swear I am never letting you get away from me again. We're getting that GPS tracking chip installed in your neck by the end of the week!
    Gohan: Uh... little help?
  • Tien's rather ominous way of picking up Chiaotzu from Kame House, but mainly the reaction when he wants to train again.
    Chiaotzu: But Tien, the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger
    Tien: (darkly) That's why we don't see him anymore.
  • Roshi after learning the others got defeated by The Androids makes plans to buy a submarine. For those who don't get it, in Trunks' timeline Roshi, Oolong, Puar, and Turtle are in hiding in a submarine under water.
    • Becomes even more Brick Joke for The History of Trunks Abridged when Oolong tells Roshi he can't name it after his junk, only for Roshi to ultimately christen it the USS M'Dick.
  • After Trunk's and Gohan's explanation on time travel, Yamcha asks Trunks why he even bothered to come back if it doesn't affect his world. He answers that not only did he want at least one timeline free from the Androids, but his mother only told him about the whole parallel timeline thing AFTER he had made his first trip. Krillin's response is as HILARIOUS as it is messed up.
    Krillin: (singsong) And then she tried to BANG you!
  • Bulma faxing over the picture of Cell's time machine.
    Krillin: You have a fax machine?
    Trunks: What's a fax machine?
    Krillin: See, that one makes sense.note 
    • It turns out in Trunks's timeline country music no longer exists. The Stinger reveals why: The "Cat Loves Food" Country Music version, sung by Christopher Sabat, prompting the Androids to apparently destroy country music as a genre.

    Episode 42: Fear and Loathing in Gingertown 
  • As 18 drives off with her new outfit without paying for it:
    Store Owner: (as the androids drive away) You blonde bimbo, you get back here this instant!
    (the van stops, then reverses back)
    Store Owner: (while running back inside) Oh, no, no, no, no, nononononononono-
  • Trunks and Gohan have a conversation about the future.
    Gohan: (to Trunks) If you don't mind me asking, you know me in the future, right?
    Trunks: Yeah. Actually, you were my mentor.
    Gohan: Oh, wow. What's adult me like?
    Trunks: Well, I suppose you take a lot after your father.
    Gohan: In what regard?
    Trunks: You're the strongest, bravest warrior on the planet.
    Gohan: Okay, good. By the way, why do you keep staring at my arm?
    Trunks: Oh, uh... hey, what's that?!
  • The awkwardness between Trunks and Bulma when they meet in person at the time machine as well as Gohan's playing detective.
    Gohan: Ooh, a mystery! I never get to solve mysteries! Like Sherlock Holmes, or Batman! Usually we're just busy fighting people. Like Bruce Lee, or Batman.
  • This bit after Trunks finds out the moss-covered ship is the same as his.
    Trunks: Oh. crapbaskets...
    Gohan: Oh, you say that too.
  • Upon seeing (what looks like) a large molted cicada, Trunks feels inside of it, and is mortified when he gets gunk on his hand. He spends the next half a minute or so freaking out about it offscreen while Gohan inspects the molt more closely.
  • As Bulma's flying back, she's still grossed out by the whole thing...
    Bulma: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
    (the ship's phone goes off. It's the Kame House calling...and the ring tone is "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by The Offspring)
    Bulma: ...ew.
  • Piccolo's Insistent Terminology:
    Piccolo: I have been sitting here, meditating—
    Nail: Dozing.
    Piccolo: Meditating for the past...uh...
    Mr. Popo: THREE... HOURS?
    Piccolo: Thank you, Mr. Popo. Three hours!
  • When Kami reveals that he'd rather let the world be destroyed than be in the same body as Piccolo again:
    Nail: (sincerely upset) Mom? Dad? Please stop fighting.
  • Piccolo and Kami's fusion brings about Call Backs to his fusion with Nail.
    Kami: I'm sure you're already familiar with the technique.
    Piccolo: Right. (places hand on Kami)
    Kami: Alright now... Lower.
    Piccolo: Yeah, not falling for that.
    Kami: Hmph, I didn't think so.
    (Kami fades out as he fuses with Piccolo, causing a brilliant light)
    • After the fusion is complete:
      Mr. Popo: Woo, that was crazy. So, did you actually eat Kami or was that the acid?
      Piccolo: So this is who we were, huh?
      (nothing happens)
      Piccolo: Hello? Got reeeeeeal quiet. Holy crap, are they finally—
      Nail: (snickering)
      Piccolo: Ugh, of course not.
      Nail: Isn't this the part where you chant to yourself?
      Piccolo: Shut up.
      Kami: Come now, we should do whatever feels right.
      Piccolo: Oh please no!
      Nail and Kami: You can win! You feel great! You can do this!
    • Once Piccolo leaves:
      Mr. Popo: Well, only one thing to do...
      (zoom out on the lookout as it starts bouncing up and down to the beat of "Turn Down For What" while fireworks go off in the background)
    • Not long after Kami fuses with Piccolo and the latter leaves the lookout, we get this bit with Korin:
      Korin: (as Piccolo is flying down) Hey Piccolo, could you pick up Yajirobe? He doesn't have a— (Piccolo flies past him) Ah crap! Well I know someone who's not getting invited to Sunday brunch! Oh, who am I kidding? We both like him...
  • While watching news coverage of the mysterious assailant who abducts people, leaving behind only their clothes, Trunks remarks that this couldn't be the work of the Androids.
    Krillin: Not unless they're starting the world's first mandatory nudist colony.
  • Cell makes his first appearance while, of all things, singing "Mr. Sandman". Both funny and creepy.
  • One of the newscasters blames this disaster on the fact that they elected a dog as king. He even prefaces it by saying he doesn't want to sound racist.
  • Krillin talks to Master Roshi, Yamcha, and Oolong about the Androids, which eventually leads to Master Roshi asking how hot 18 is.
    Master Roshi: ...Speaking of fruit, what are we talking here: apples, oranges, melons?
    Krillin: Is that really important?
    Master Roshi: Yes!
  • While Piccolo is investigating the almost deathly silent town, Nail and Kami are interjecting which leads to this:
    Piccolo: Could you both just shut up for like, a minute?
    Nail: Oh yeah, wouldn't wanna distract ya. Might get hit by one of these abandoned cars!
    Kami: I've always wanted to drive a car, but by the time they were invented, my eyes weren't so good for it anymore. Piccolo, you've driven a car, right? How was it?
    • Right before that exchange:
      Nail: [once Piccolo lands in the empty city of Gingertown] Well this is classic. The moment God disappears, the rapture happens!
      Kami: Yes, the irony is not lost on me.

    Episode 43: Cell Service 
  • The preview has this rapid gem:
    Piccolo: What the hell's going on here?
    Cell: (laughs) Let's answer your question... with another question.
    Piccolo: Yeah? And what's tha—
    Cell: (while totally channelling Nappa) WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?! (stabs tail into screaming man)
    • Not long after that, we get this:
      (as Cell is drinking the screaming man)
      Nail: Oh, oh god, I think I'm gonna puke!
      Piccolo: You can't puke! You're in my—
      (sounds of puking can be heard)
      Kami: Oh good lord, it's everywhere!
    • And after that:
      Cell: So, Piccolo... what brings you to my neighborhood?
      Piccolo: I sensed a disturbance...
      Cell: Well I am pretty disturbing! Remember that time I drank that guy? That was f**king weird.
  • Immediately following that:
    Piccolo: So I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city?
    Cell: Oh no, no, that was another guy. His name was "Shit, Sherlock", first name "No".
  • After Piccolo calls Cell a monster.
  • The various comments made during Cell and Piccolo's fight.
    Cell: (about Piccolo) Okay, so, he's faster than me. That could be a slight pain in the ass, but... (gets kicked from behind) Ow, my ass-butt!
    • This bit after Piccolo spin kicks Cell.
      Kami: Did you just spin kick him?
      Piccolo: I know right? I've always wanted to do that!
      Nail: Please don't do it again.
      Piccolo: My body, my rules! (whiffs his spin kick) Damn it!
    • Cell preparing a rather familiar technique of Piccolo's:
      Piccolo: What is he doing?
      Kami: That looks like your technique.
      Piccolo: Well it's not!
      Nail: He's doing the finger thing...
      Piccolo: So? Goku does that when he telepor—
      Cell: Makankōsappō!! (fires the Special Beam Cannon)
      Piccolo: Oh crap.
      Kami: So that's how you pronounce it...
    • After Piccolo passes by him.
      Cell: (thinking to himself rapidly) He's gonna kick me again, isn't he? (after picking himself up from the rubble) Alright, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid and not kick me anymore!
    • This bit as Cell prepares yet another familiar technique:
      Piccolo: No! That's impossible! The only one who knows that technique is Goku! And Gohan... and Master Roshi... and Krillin... and Yamcha... and me that one time I tried it just to see if I could— (interrupted by Cell firing the Kamehameha)
  • Meanwhile, back with the other Androids, whose van has broken down...
    Android 18: Hey 16, how's that tranny coming along?
    Android 16: I do not believe the car identifies as either male or female.
    (18 and 17 go back to their conversation after a beat, until 16 makes a realization)
    Android 16: Wait, did you mean the transmission? Because it's fixed. (cranks the motor)
  • After Cell drinks up Piccolo's left arm and the arm is now all shriveled up.
    Cell: Oh god, you're even starting to look like Kami!
    Kami: Dick!
    Cell: You sure you don't want me to do the other arm? Even you out? Cause that's just distracting.
  • When everyone else detects the fight...
    Gohan: Huh? Why does it feel like my dad is fighting Mr. Piccolo? And Vegeta is fighting Mr. Piccolo. And Mr. fighting Mr. Piccolo.
    Krillin: That's weird. It even feels like I'm out there.
    Gohan: It feels like everyone we know is fighting Mr. Piccolo.
    Krillin: Except for Yamcha.
    Yamcha: Well, duh. That's because I'm right here.
    Krillin: (beat) Yeah. That's gotta be it.
  • Piccolo bows out of the fight?
    Piccolo: Listen, I've obviously lost this fight. Without my arm, I'm finished.
    Nail: Wait, can't you regrow your ar—
    Kami: Shut up Nail, he's doing a thing!
  • After Piccolo manages to trick Cell into explaining who or what he is, and Cell reveals he is the final project of Doctor Gero/Android 20.
    Cell: I am purely bio-mechanical! Unlike my brother and sister, Cyborg 17 and 18.
    Piccolo: We call them Androids.
    Cell: Well good for you, you're wrong.
  • Cell upon being asked what his name is:
    Cell: Truth is, I really don't have one. But all things considered, I'll go with... Cell.
    Piccolo: That's kinda boring...
    Cell: Coming from the guy named after a woodwind instrument.
  • Cell's reaction after Piccolo regrows his arm:
    Cell: Oh that is HARDCORE! Also not good for me. (Trunks and Krillin arrive) Also not good for me!
  • This bit after Cell does the Solar Flare (the Freeze-Frame Bonus this time? Two flies humping) and escapes:
    Krillin: That's Tien's thing!
    Piccolo: I f**king know!!
  • The Stinger with Vegeta:
    Vegeta: Okay, what the hell am I sensing? Is that the Namekian? Is that ME?! IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?! I'LL F**KING KILL ME!!

    Episode 44: Cell Reception 
  • Roshi does the disclaimer, while high and laughing at "release".
  • "The species evolution obviously wants to die, but we won't let it!"
  • Cell meets a Battle Ball team:
    Cell: I wanna make a joke about your team. What's its name?
    Battle Ball Player: The East City Westmen! (Chorus: Hoo-ha!)
    Cell: ...Oh, I am too hungry for this shit. (kills the entire Battle Ball team and the bus driver)
    • The joke this is spun off from is pretty good too, Cell being annoyed by the confusing naming conventions the Z-world has for their cities.
      Cell: All right... So South City is to the north, North City is to the west, and East City is... also to the north. ...Where the f**k am I?
    • Cell mocking the bus driver of the Easy City Westmen every time he honks the horn by saying "BEEP!" each time. He then says "BEEP BEEP!" as he grabs and kills the bus driver after draining the Battle Ball team.
    • Bonus points: the East City Westmen had a game with the West City Southerners.
  • "I'm coming, I'm coming... I came. Heh."
  • Vegeta's ego:
    Vegeta: The f***'s a Kami?
    Krillin: Basically, God.
    Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
    Trunks: Do you really believe your own hype that much?
    Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
    • But before that:
      Piccolo: Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
      Krillin: Wow, Piccolo's pulling a your dad.
      Vegeta, just arriving: Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
      Krillin: Oh yeah, see.
  • While others are shocked over hearing that there's yet another android on the loose, we have everyone's favorite egotistic Saiyan asking: "DO I HEAR FIVE?"
    • Leading to Trunks asking Krillin that, if they were to find another android, to not tell Vegeta.
  • During the lab infiltration and Trunks finding the blueprints of Androids 17 and 18 (while mentioning their real names, Lapis and Lazuli), we get this:
    Krillin: (thinking) Don't ask how to turn them on, don't ask how to turn her on, don't ask how to turn Android 18 on. (out loud) How do you turn Android 17 on? (thinking) Shit!
  • Goku's dream. Pirate Goku with Sword Guy Piccolonote  and Ninja Goku.
  • Cell amuses himself by having a... conversation with Nicky Town, whose population are going to be his next victims. Except he gives Nicky Town a voice and portrays it as being Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?.
    Cell: Hey there, cherry. What's your name?
    "Nicky Town": My name is Nicky Town. Who're you?
    Cell: Name's Cell. (licks his beak-mouth) And you are lookin' fine.
    "Nicky Town": Why thank you Mr. Cell, but you're just saying that.
    Cell: Oh I don't just say that to every town I come across.
    "Nicky Town": Mr. Cell, please absorb me.
    Cell: Oh don't worry, I'll get around to it.
    "Nicky Town": But I need you right now Mr. Cell!
    Cell: Ok-ok-okay, I'm really in the middle of something right now.
    "Nicky Town": No! Right now, Mr. Cell, right now!
    • Even better, "She" sounds like "The Ugly One" from Homestar Runner.
    • Or Eric Cartman from South Park.
  • Cell taking over the radio station is this... slightly.
  • A note on Dr. Gero's desk lampshades that the original names of Android 17 and Android 18, which are names of crystals, were so stupid that it's as if their parents wanted them to become strippers.
  • The name of the restaurant in Nicky Town is "L’anus serré", which is French for "Tight Anus".
    • And suddenly, Marron mentioning their uptightness in episode 31 reveals itself as a joke.
  • Krillin makes a Lost in Space joke, and it goes over Trunks' head.
    Krillin: The future is no fun.
    Trunks: It's really not.
  • Tien finds out that his fantasy team is screwed.
    Tien: Aw dammit, he killed my star battleback! My entire fantasy team just went straight to Hell!
    Piccolo: Are you serious?
    Tien: What? I have hobbies!
    Piccolo: (scoffs) No, you don't.
  • After Trunks and Krillin go to the remains of the base, we get this conversation between Piccolo and Tien:
    Piccolo: So, now that I have the chance to say this, sorry that my dad killed Chiaotzu.
    (Tien blankly stares at Piccolo)
    Nail: ...Aaand ya made it awkward.
  • Krillin and Trunks making laser noises as they are shooting energy around the ruins.
  • Trunks hesitates at killing the fetus Cell, and it becomes a brief lecture from Krillin between "life" and "choice".
    Krillin: F**k it, I'm dropping the pretenses. We're aborting Cell.
  • Krillin's Pre-Mortem One-Liner before blowing up the base? "Hasta La Vista, baby!"
    • Which blows up in his face (literally) when he gets caught in the ensuing smoke cloud.
  • Tien making fun of Vegeta:
    Vegeta: As for me, I will find a level beyond a Super Saiyan!
    Tien: So, what? Like a "Mega Saiyan"? "Ultra Saiyan"?
    Vegeta: You're mocking me...
    Tien: "Maximum Over-Saiyan"!
    Vegeta: F**k off, triclops! (flies away)
    Krillin: Why do you antagonize him like that? You know he can kill you, right?
    Tien: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, I win. And he knows that.
  • The original Goku scene has Chichi quite pissed at the idea of Goku taking Gohan out to fight the Androids, giving Yamcha a Death Glare, giving him a death threat, and preferring everyone to stay inside where they can all become doctor-lawyer-scientists. Gohan says it best about Goku.
    Gohan: Yeah, that's great, mom, but you know if you tell that to dad, it's just gonna go in one ear and get bored and die.
    • As for Chi-Chi's death threat...
      Chi-Chi: Hey Yamcha, when you go to sleep tonight...don't go to sleep tonight.

    Episode 45: Hyperbolic Plot Device 
  • Goku is back and throws Chi-Chi up to show he's at 100%... she goes into space. Not only that: she burns up exiting the atmosphere. Goku's face as he sees this just screams "Oh Crap!." And in the next scene, she's fine.
  • We finally get an explanation for why Bulma's mother never ages.
    Mr. Briefs: Of course he had a sub-lab. We all have sub-labs. Where do you think I keep your mother's clones?
    Bulma: Mom's what?
    Mr. Briefs: Don't go in the basement.
    • This may also be a call back to Mrs. Briefs and Bulma's conversation in episode 40.
  • When Krillin is informed that 18 is still anatomically intact:
    Krillin: Just went from a nine to a ten.
    • And while the androids are threatening their lives - Krillin uses a lame pickup line on 18.
  • At an amusement park Cell attacked, but Piccolo and Tien were too late in saving it.
    Piccolo: How are all these rides still running?!
    Tien: Why are the clothes still on them?
  • Roshi's "part the sea" joke, in response to seeing the ocean split apart by Goku's attack.
    Roshi: Well, either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews. Either way, my pantry's not full enough.
  • Piccolo doesn't understand pot and grass are slang terms for marijuana, for which Kami has a yearning. Even Nail, who grew up on another planet, knows these slang terms.
    Nail: He's asking if he has any pot.
    Piccolo: I don't know, probably. I mean, he knows the Mafuba. note 
    Kami: (annoyed) Oh my god!
    Nail: The what?
  • Goku was able to catch up on what's going on thanks to his pirate dream. He was having a ninja dream, but it ended.note 
  • Goku does not know Chi-Chi is gonna be pissed about him going to fight the Androids.
    Goku: What, if you're worried about Gohan, I'll bring him along with me.
  • Chi-Chi just gives up and says go ahead and fight them, on one condition: that they have another baby.
    Goku: Hmm. Hmm. Kaybye! (teleports away)
    Roshi: Was that a yes?
    Chi-Chi: (singsong) It wasn't a "no"...
    Roshi: Hmm. Hmm. Kaybye!
  • When Krillin makes a comment about how it's lucky that they have the Dragon Balls when all the townspeople are dying, Piccolo makes an awkward confession about how the Dragon Balls are no longer an option.
    Piccolo: Aaah....Remember how Kami and I fused?
    Tien: (horrified realization) No...
    Piccolo: ...And remember how we used to have Dragon Balls?
    Tien: Holy shit.
  • When the B-team is freaking out over the fact that the Dragon Balls no longer exist, Krillin cries out "Why don't we have Goku?!".
    Goku: (teleports in) I'm taking Gohan, bye! (teleports out)
    Gohan: Wh— (teleports with Goku)
    Piccolo: Good news, we have Goku!
    Krillin: Bitchin'! Let's go hang at Kame House!
    • Krillin's reaction to the loss of the Dragon Balls.
      Krillin: (extremely high pitched) Oh. Okay.
  • As for the other Saiyans:
    Trunks: NOTICE ME!
    Vegeta: ...NOOOO!
    • After Goku and Gohan meet up with Vegeta and Trunks.
      Trunks: Hey dad! Do you wanna train with me?
      Vegeta: F**k off!
      Trunks: About that well...
  • Goku giving Vegeta a "motivational" speech:
    Goku: But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up and you eat that horse! Come eat that horse with me, Vegeta!
    Vegeta: What the hell are you on about?!
  • Vegeta's first encounter with Mr. Popo.
    Vegeta: WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!
  • Android 16 enjoying the bumpy ride due to the wildlife... before 18 blasts the whole forest to kingdom come. She makes it up to him by promising to take him to a zoo. His response?
    16: ...I want to see the parrots.
  • The Androids searching Goku's house:
    17: So, 18, what's it look like in there?
    18: It looks like Goku's wife is a Chinese princess. Seriously, I'm glad she's my size, but who wears this junk?
    17: I mean, is Goku there?
    18: Oh, no, place is empty. Devoid of all people, and taste.
  • 16 referring to deciding to fly to Kame House as "The Bird Way".
  • Goku's inability to pronounce "Hyperbolic Time Chamber".
  • Gohan wonders why they haven't used the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train before now.
    Gohan: Wait, how long have you known about this?
    Goku: Since I was a kid.
    Gohan: Then why didn't Krillin and the others use it to train against the Saiyans? Why didn't we use it to train against the Androids?!
    Popo: They had... other training. Besides, they most likely would not have survived. I threw Goku in there once when he was a kid.
    Goku: I almost died.
  • Trunks is shocked by what he sees when he first enters the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
    Trunks: Holy...! This place, it's... nothing but a white void! I can't see where it ends... or even where it begins! It's... overwhelming. I need time— time to adjust, time to—
    Vegeta: Trainingbeginsnow! (smacks Trunks in the face) (Beat) You weren't ready.
    Trunks: (elongated moan)
  • The stinger. It's identical to embryo Cell's first appearance... except it's fetus Mrs. Briefs. Could count as nightmare fuel if you think about it too hard.
  • Trunks pleading to Goku for help as he and Vegeta head into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
  • When Goku notes that Popo doesn't seem like himself, we then see Popo's POV, and he's imagining Kami next to Goku.
  • The Androids arrive at Kame House:
    17: We're here for Goku.
    Piccolo: Son of a bitch.
    16: Son Goku is not here.
    17: Son of a bitch!
  • Goku giving Vegeta the nickname of 'Geets.

    Episode 46: Percussive Maintenance 
  • Android 16 once again bird-watching.
    16: I have spotted a pelican. So majestic—
    (pelican squawks)
    16: So majest—
    (pelican squawks again)
    16: Maje—
    (pelican squawks once more)
    16: That is a big bird.
  • Goku again having trouble pronouncing Hyperbolic Time Chamber... or maybe not.
    Goku: We have to wait for Vegeta and Trunks to come out of the Hypertonic Lion Tamer.
    Popo: That one was on purpose.
    Goku: Could've been.
  • Goku being knocked off the Lookout for mispronouncing the Hyperbolic Time Chamber by Mr. Popo right before the opening credits. He actually sounds like he's enjoying it too.
    • Pecking Order!
  • The various comments during the fight between 17 & Piccolo
    17: What's going on over there?
    16: Dodge.
    17: Dodge wha— (gets hit by Piccolo) You know 16, yelling "dodge" is more distracting than helpful!
    16: He has fused with Kami.
    17: Kami? Wha— (gets his ass kicked some more) Seriously, what the hell's a "Kami"?
    Piccolo: It means "God". Now bow.
    • When 17 appears to be dodging all of Piccolo's ki blasts.
      17: (as Piccolo continues to fire ki blasts despite the fact that 17 stopped awhile ago) Umm, I stopped dodging! Seriously, are you even trying to hit me?
      Piccolo: Nooo!
      17: The hell do you mean "no"? (Looks around at the scattered dormant ki blasts) Oh. Ohhhhh. Ohhhhhh shit.
      Piccolo: Hellzone Grenade!
      17: (thinking to himself as the ki blasts close in on him) Oh man, it's even got a cool name!
    • As 17 is gaining the upper hand.
      Nail: (as Piccolo is backflipping) Why are you backflipping?
      Piccolo: To gain some distance!
      (17 punches Piccolo)
      Kami: (exasperated) You can fly!
  • Android 17 is somewhat upset that Piccolo tried to kill Goku and no one holds that against him, while when he and the other androids do it, they're all out to get them.
    Piccolo: When I did it, it was for revenge. You're just doing it for shits and giggles.
    17: Tell you what. You live a few years in stasis with your creator repeating the words "Kill Goku" over and over in your subconscious, then you can ride that high horse all day long.
    Piccolo: ...Wow.
    17: What?
    Piccolo: Nothing, just... nostalgia.
  • Dr. Briefs once again showcasing that, in TFS' version, he's a Mad Scientist without a shred of morality.
    Bulma: The crazy bastard was kidnapping dozens of orphaned teenagers and experimenting on them!
    Dr. Briefs: Oh, come now. You can't kidnap an orphan - they weren't wanted in the first place! As aside, that's kind of brilliant.
    • He then lets slip that he'd wanted to implant a bomb in Bulma as a child to keep her in line, but Mrs. Briefs prevented it.
  • Krillin owning Yamcha by proving he's somehow the bigger Butt Monkey. .
    Krillin: Hey, I was on Namek, okay?! Shit got crazy! I got stabbed! And blown up!
    Yamcha: I've been stabbed and blown up too! And dumped by the only girlfriend I ever had!
    Krillin: Same. But you know the difference? When mine left, she took all my money. When yours left, she took all her money.
    Roshi: Gonna need a Senzu for that one.
    • Later on:
      Yamcha: Yeah? W-well, at least I slept with Bulma!
      Krillin: Yeah? Well, unlike Vegeta, you can't prove it!
      Yamcha: Can too! Just ask her!
      Chi-Chi: Bulma's on the phone!
      Yamcha: On second thought, never mind.
      Tien: (thinking) You know in hindsight, I'm so glad that I am here right now.
  • Goku flip-flopping over whether Piccolo can defeat the androids as both Piccolo and 17 are going at it.
    Gohan: Dad, do you think Piccolo can win?
    Goku: No... (17 attacks Piccolo)
    Goku: But maybe... (Piccolo counters)
    Goku: Then again... (17 counters)
    Goku: Although... (Piccolo headbutts 17)
    Gohan: Why do you keep stopping short?
    Goku: Oh, I'm sorry Gohan, were you saying something?
  • After Bulma is successful in creating a detonator, she retrieves Trunks and we get this:
    Yajirobe: Wait, are you breastfeeding?
    Bulma: Yeah, why?
    Yajirobe: ...Awesome!
  • When Piccolo and 17 are screaming at each other with some epic music in the background, cue them trying to "push each other", nothing is happening and the Music immediately dies. While they're still screaming in the background, 18 thinks what they are doing is dumb and says it can't get any dumber. Cue the punching part where she admits she was wrong.
    • Underscored by the fact that the punching part is set to ballet music.
  • Sixteen continuing to be even more single-minded about killing Goku than he is in canon.
    18: Ugh. My God. This is so dumb. This cannot get any dumber.
    16: Agreed. Sure is a lot of not-killing-Goku going on right now. (beat) You know what would fix that?
    18: Is it killing Goku?
    16: A good old rousing round of Killing Goku.
  • Yajirobe comes in with an armful of food, prompting Dr. Briefs to ask him its source due to Yajirobe having already cleaned out their pantry.
    Yajirobe: Not the fridge in the basement.
    Dr. Briefs: I don't have a fridge in my... (beat) Oh my god.note 
    • And this episode's stinger has Dr. Briefs chasing Yajirobe through the house, blasting out a window in the process.
      Dr. Briefs: You run freaking good for a fat man! (shot rings out)
      Yajirobe: Why are you so mad!? They weren't even that good!
      Dr. Briefs: Most of those weren't even meant to be eaten that way!
  • The Running Gag over the confusion of it supposedly being 22 hours between when the fight with the Androids started and when Bulma finished the detonator.
  • Piccolo's attempted boast falls a little flat with 17.
    Piccolo: I'm not the same Namekian you fought before!
    17: Are you speaking metaphorically? Otherwise I'm going to feel really racist because you look exactly the same.

    Episode 47: Family Reunion 

    Episode 48: Advanced Geometry 
  • The opening has Krillin and Bulma on a collision course in mid-air. Despite the cries of both Krillin and Baby!Trunks, Bulma doesn't see who she's about to hit until it's too late. Krillin's Owned Count ticks up to 32
    Krillin: Hey, it's Bulma! Hey Bulma!
    Bulma: Huh? What is it, Trunks?
    Krillin: Bulma?
    Bulma: Whatcha pointing at, little guy?
    Krillin: Bulma?
    Bulma: Huh?
    Krillin: Bulma, wait! *SMACK*
    Bulma: Oh my god!
    Krillin: (muffled) Found you! ("Owned" counter ticks up)
    • And during this, Baby Trunks sounds like he's saying "Krillin".
  • The very first thing Semi-Perfect Cell says is:
    Cell: So, this is what lips feel like...Buh buh buh, buhbuhbuhbuhbuh, bbbblah bbbbblah bbbbblah, bbbbbblah bbbbbblah bbbbbblah! Ohohohoh, that's fun!
    • Semi-Perfect Cell in general. It helps that he sounds almost exactly like Alucard.
    • And then he starts Motorboating, causing 16 to try to take advantage of his distraction and punch him in the face. His reaction? Motorboating defiantly and then shooting 16 point blank with a ki blast.
  • After 16 gets blasted by Cell, we get this:
  • 18's bomb is located on her chest, but the way she positions her hand over her chest makes her look like she's grabbing her breasts.
    18: Well then, I'll just have to do this. *Positions her hand on her breast*
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Give yourself a boob exam?
    18: No, explode my bomb.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: In your boob?
    18: No, in my chest.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Booby bomb!
    18: I'm serious!
  • This bit as Semi-Perfect Cell summons up 17:
    17: Yo shiggy-diggy, what's up my sizzle?
    18: (annoyed) Oh my god.
    17: Yo don't blow your tits sis, that's whack! You gotta chill yourself before you kill yourself!
    18: This can't actually be real.
    17: Oh, it's real! And it's happenin'! So what you need to do is calm down and get all up in Cell! It's downright tubular in here! We got candy and puppies and—
    18: You know absolutely nothing about us, do you?
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Okay. To be fair, I just met you.
  • Semi-Perfect Cell greeting Tien with a comparison as painfully insulting as it is literally accurate. No wonder he draws so much of the latter's ire!
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh my god, it's Tien! What, was Krillin busy?
  • After Tien manages to land his Shin Kikoho on Semi-Perfect Cell, we get this:
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh, that's adora— (gets blasted) SHIIIIT!!!!
  • While Tien blasts Cell with the Shin Kikoho:
    Semi-Perfect Cell: (gets blasted) STOP IT! (gets blasted again) STOP IT!!! (gets blasted once more) ANGRYYYYY!!!!!
  • Tien bombarding Semi-Perfect Cell with the Shin Kikoho is so loud that it can be heard from all the way over at Kame House.
    Master Roshi: Jeez, I think I can hear that.
    Tien: (off-screen) Kikoho! (explosion)
    Semi-Perfect Cell: (off-screen) FUUUUUUUCK!!!
  • Even Goku and Gohan sense what Tien's doing to Cell!
    Gohan: Is that... Tien-shinhan?!
    Goku: Yeah. And he is nettled. Super nettled.
    Popo: He's gonna die.
    Goku: Probably.
  • Cell's getting a little fed-up with Tien's barrage of Shin Kikoho:
    Semi-Perfect Cell: (as he slowly flies out of the giant hole in the ground) Are ya done?! Because I'm coming out, and I swear to God, if you do that again, I will be so freaking nettled!
    Tien: (whispering) Kikoho.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Aw dammit!
  • Yamcha brings up when Tien died after overusing the Kikoho the first time around.
    Yamcha: Yeah, didn't he do that when you, uh... when you...
    Chiaotzu: Died. Yes. Jesus, we've literally all done it.
    Chi-Chi: I haven't.
    Chiaotzu: Give it some time; you're hanging with the right crowd.
  • Everything Master Roshi says:
    Roshi: Sometimes you've got to know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em. And right now, it's foldin' time. Pig! Grab M'Dick!
    Oolong: Please tell me you mean the submarine.
    Roshi: Heh!
  • After Tien overexerts himself from using the Shin Kikoho.
    Tien: (thinking to himself) Huh, not dead yet. That's weir— Ah, there we go. (falls to the floor)
    Semi-Perfect Cell: You know, if you want my personal opinion, Kikoho is a pretty sad choice of last words. But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.
    Tien: Kiko-f**k yourself.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Aww, see? That's the spirit.
  • Goku frets because he doesn't think he can get to Tien and Picccolo in time...then he remembers he can teleport instantly anywhere he wants.
    Popo: HE DEAD!
    Gohan: We gotta help him!
    Goku: But I can't get him in time! There's no way I can move fast enough to grab him, get out, and— (realizes he can Instant Transmission and pops out)
    Gohan: D-did he just remember he could do that?
    Popo: Your father's an idiot.
  • Cell's shock at finding out the perforated Piccolo is still alive.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: I blew a hole in him! How durable is he!? ...How durable am I? Questions for later.
  • Cell's reaction after Goku tells him that he's gonna die, then teleports out with Instant Transmission.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: What? How?! Why?! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!
  • Bulma explains to Krillin how the bomb and detonation works, with it turning out to be one big sex joke.
    Bulma: Now listen, the detonator's signal is weak, so you'll have to be within 10 meters of the androids.
    Krillin: So, what you're saying is that I have to get... close.
    Bulma: Eh, 30 feet isn't that close.
    Krillin: Oh, I'm gonna get all up in that.
    Bulma: Well, you could use some protection then.
    Krillin: Pardon?
    Bulma: I made you all battlesuits like Vegeta's.
    Krillin: Oh thanks, but I probably won't need it. I'm pretty good about pulling out before I get in trouble. Besides, I tried one on Namek, but I got a huge hole in it.
  • Goku's not good with numbers.
    Goku: It's a good thing I showed up when I did. Cell was about to 69 ya!
    Gohan: 86, dad. 86.
    Goku: I'm not good with numbers.
  • Goku is hilariously frank about how strong his friends are.
    Piccolo: We don't have anyone with the strength to stop [Cell]!
    Popo: Your worthless maggot friends are coming out!
    Gohan: Or do we?!
    Goku: No, Gohan, we haven't gone in yet.
    Piccolo: Wow, really, Goku?
  • Trunks finds himself at a loss for words when complimented after a year with Vegeta.
    Goku: Hey, Trunks! Wow, neat hair!
    Trunks: (thinking to himself) Oh my god. First piece of positive reinforcement in over a year. Respond appropriately. (vocally) Thank you, I grew it myself. (thinking) Dammit!
    Goku: That's funny!
    Trunks: (thinking) Roll with it.
  • Vegeta once again goes off on how his training has made him stronger than Goku. We cut to Goku!Vision and Vegeta's dialogue is "Blah Blah Blah blah..." broken with sparse words like 'Super Saiyan', 'Pride', and 'Prince of All'.
    • Even better is the Goku!Vision itself, a fuzzy sepia tone with Dadhi Dado Da from Loco Roco playing in the background, which really sells "head in the clouds".
      • Or, alternately, Goku knowing that Vegeta's rants are rather formulaic and that Vegeta's not coming up with anything new or interesting to say.
    • Goku's reaction after the latter finishes and proclaims that he's stronger than the former.
      Goku: Neat!
      Vegeta: F**K YOU.

    Episode 49: Group Therapy 
  • Baby!Trunks helps with the intro.
  • Cell's angry rant over losing track of 18.
    Cell: So I'm a hair's breath from perfection, and then triclops shows up and decides, "I'm just going to turn triangles into fucking squares." Then Goku shows up, apparently he can teleport; gotta look into that later. But at the very top of this long list of stupid questions is WHERE ARE YOU, 18?!
  • Android 18 has the idea of getting off the island without Cell seeing them: going under water.
    Android 18: Sixteen, are you waterproof?
    Android 16: (head sparks) I was.
    Android 18: Shit.
  • Android 16's malfunctioning throughout the episode.
    Android 16: (about a squirrel) This is a fluffy bird.
    Android 16: (about Vegeta) That bird has very sharp hair.
    Android 16: Have you tried turning me off and on again?
    Android 16: Island: noun. Island: noun. Island: noun.
  • In the canon series, Piccolo and Tien refuse to wear the armor because they don't want to look just like Vegeta (who they hate with a seething passion). In here?
    Bulma: Any reason?
    Piccolo and Tien: (disgusted faces) No.
  • Goku!Vision appears once again, and this time we see Vegeta with a mustache, while spanish music plays in the background.
    Vegeta: Mooost-aaachee...
    Goku: Hee hee...
  • Bulma has something else on her mind when talking about Vegeta.
    Bulma: Wait, you spent a year with Vegeta? Even I haven't done that.
    Trunks: I wouldn't recommend it, all he does is scream at you.
    Bulma: (smiles and glances knowingly to the side) Yeah he does.
  • Vegeta's commentary on the armor.
    Vegeta: This is easily the greatest thing you've ever produced.
    Baby!Trunks: (makes a noise)
    Vegeta: Yes, even you.
    Baby!Trunks: (whines)
  • Cell receiving relationship advice from the island's inhabitants. He finally gets tired of it when someone suggests it's trouble in bed, threatening to blow up the islands.
    Harry: Don't you think that's a little extreme?
    Cell: You're not involved in this anymore, Harry.
    Harry: I think I'm pretty involved.
  • Goku giving Trunks senzu beans with their agreed reasoning being because Vegeta.
  • Goku puts on the space armor.
    Goku: Hey, look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!
    Vegeta: ...You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.
    Goku: Want I should teleport you, buddy?
    Vegeta: I hate you. (flies off)
  • Goku continues to channel Vegeta in the time chamber.
    Goku: But I think with some crunches, pullups, and plenty of milk, we'll get it.
    • The "it" in question is Gohan becoming a Super Saiyan, and just before this line, Goku mentions that it isn't going to be easy due to Krillin not being there to die for him.
    • Also, "The Void... void... void..."
      Gohan: Uh, does it do that all the time?
      Goku: Oh yeah. But only if you say the word "void" (void... void...)
      Gohan: Okay, well, we're gonna avoid that word for now— (void... void...) ...Why?
  • Trunks remarks that they need to stop Cell from whatever atrocities he's committing at that very moment... smash cut to Cell arguing with the island's inhabitants about relationship issues.
    Sally: My husband and I go to couple's counseling every Tuesday, and it's really helped us!
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Yes, and I'm happy to hear that, Sally, but my situation isn't exactly-
    Tom: Well, if you love something, you have got to set it free!
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Okay, that's not—
    Harry: You can't be so clingy! It's kinda creepy!
    Semi-Perfect Cell: But it's—
    Sally: Do you think it's inadequacies in the bedroom?
    Semi-Perfect Cell: And we're done.
  • Cell's exasperation that Vegeta's trash talk is largely centered on saying "you're ugly" or some variation thereof. "Riveting".
  • When Cell asks for Goku instead of Vegeta... It makes the Saiyan Prince a little upset.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Aww, what's wrong, prince? Did I touch a nerve?
    Future Trunks: You pressed the Goku Button.
    Semi-Perfect Cell: Excuse me, but what?
    (Vegeta punches Cell in the gut after powering up to "Ascended" Super Saiyan)
    Vegeta: You shouldn't a'did that.
    • This scene is basically Vegeta getting into a (relatively) Tranquil Fury just like 18: Upon hearing the taunt he merely sighs, ascends and gut punches Cell.

     Episode 50: A Raging Semi 
  • After Gohan tries and fails to go Super Saiyan, Goku decides to explain how he first became one, forgetting one little detail...
    Goku: You know where I was when I became a Super Saiyan?
    Gohan: Yes, you—
    Goku: I was on Namek. I thought I'd finally defeated Freezer with the Spirit Bomb. But as it turns out, he was still alive!
    Gohan: Dad, I was ther—
    Goku: He killed Vegeta, he killed Krillin...
    Gohan: I saw everyth—
    Goku: Piccolo... tripped, or something. It was pretty bad for everyone. Then, he threatened to do the same to my son! ...Oh hey, you were there!
    Gohan: (stares)
    Goku: Why didn't you go Super Saiyan?
    Gohan: (sighs)
  • Vegeta punches Cell into the island, and the impact knocks the rock formation Trunks was on into the water. Trunks just sighs as if he thinks/knows Vegeta did it on purpose.
  • Krillin decides to ignore Cell and Vegeta and just concentrate on finding the androids. Which he does in two seconds.
    Krillin: Man, I'm really good at this.
  • This exchange.
    Cell: (after powering up) Now do you understand, Vegeta?
    Vegeta: What I understand is I'm about to pound you so hard, the boy's mother is going to be jealous.
    Trunks: (highly exasperated) OH COULD WE NOT?!
  • At the start of the battle:
    Cell: STOP...FISTING ME!
    Vegeta: Okay. (withdraws arm)
    Cell: (staggering) OHHHH—ALL AT ONCE?! (panting) C-Can I have a moment?
    Vegeta: Sure you can.
    Cell: Well, thank you, that's apprec—(gets Shoryuken'd by Vegeta)
    Vegeta: C-C-C-COMBO!
    Android 18: (pondering to herself) Wait. So I beat Vegeta...
    Android 16: (sounds broken) Data not found.
    Android 18: ...but now Vegeta is wrecking Cell.
    Android 16: Data not found.
    Android 18: Okay, do you have anything substantial to add to this?
    Android 16: (actually looks at her) Do you?
    Android 18: ... Data not found.
  • In a reference to Weekly Tube Show, Semi-Perfect Cell's ass-butt having the same coloring and texture as Imperfect Cell's mouth means Semi-Perfect Cell can apparently speak through said ass in Imperfect Cell's voice.
    Imperfect Cell's voice coming from Semi-Perfect Cell's...undercarriage: (chucking dryly) Ah, this is an unfortunate turn of events...
    Vegeta: (legitimately disturbed) Did you just... talk out your ass?
    Cell: Well, to be fair, Vegeta, you are part of my DNA.
    Vegeta: Ooh, that is the closest thing you've done to damage since I've gotten here.
  • Cell demands some answers for Vegeta's newfound strength and we get this exchange.
    Vegeta: I trained all day yesterday.
    Cell: Oh, you think you're being cute!!
    Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.
  • Piccolo and Tien are not rooting for Vegeta, they're rooting against Cell.
    Tien: What do we do if he wins?
    Piccolo: Which one?
    Tien: Which one is worse?
  • Bulma trying— key word trying— to defend Vegeta to Piccolo and Tien, only to end up agreeing what an ass Vegeta is.
    • When they say that he left her as a single mother... she says that she's rich, so it doesn't matter. It's her voice when she says it that sells it.
      Bulma: You know, Vegeta may be... is a total ass, but he's not that bad.
      Tien: Says the woman he left a single mother.
      Bulma: Oh please, I'm rich. It's hardly the same.
      Piccolo: To be honest, it's probably for the best that he left.
      Bulma: Wow. Really?
      Piccolo: What, would you really trust Vegeta with a baby?
      Bulma: Well, not my baby...
      Tien: And there you go.
  • Cell proving that his ego is very similar to Vegeta's when he starts losing and begins whining about how unfair life is being to him; a Call Back to when Vegeta started bitching about wanting to become a Super Saiyan.
    Cell: I WANNA BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA(gets kicked face down into the ground) I WANNA! (whimpering)
    Vegeta: Excellent; I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.
  • Cell thinks he has Vegeta...
    Cell: (leaping out of the water) SURPRISE! (grabs Vegeta's ankle) Lookie what I caught—a walking, talking Napoleon complex!
    (Cell tries to stab Vegeta with his tail, who dodges it and catches it under his arm, while it wiggles wildly.)
    Vegeta: And lookie what I caught!
    Cell: (trying to pull it free) Oh, No... Not Again!
    Vegeta: So...what do you do with this...thing?
    Cell: I drink people!
    Vegeta: Were you trying to drink me?
    Cell: N-no! (his tail starts wiggling up and down) ...yes.
    (Vegeta knees him in the gut, making him double over with a surprised look)
    Vegeta: Do you feel that? That's what honesty feels like.
  • Vegeta, being Vegeta, sort of compliments Trunks, only to use it to lead straight into insulting him and Bulma.
    Vegeta: Though it pains me to admit it, the boy over there is almost as strong as I am. Then again, unlike you, he's half me. 'Course, the other half is his mother. I mean, look at that hair.
    Trunks: I—
    Vegeta: You look like a fruit!
    Trunks: Y-you—
    Vegeta: And not like a homosexual— I mean like a literal walking fruit!
    Trunks: (Death Glare)
    Vegeta: Eggplant!
  • Trunks can see what's coming.
    Cell: If only you had showed up just a minute later, I would've had 18! And then nobody could have stopped me!
    Vegeta: ...Oh really?
    Trunks: No...
    Cell: Vegeta... I would've destroyed you without a second thought.
    Trunks: Noooooo...
    Vegeta: ...Go on.
    Trunks: NNNNNNO-
    (end title)
  • The Stinger starts out kind of touching, with Goku and Gohan bonding. But the splash fight suddenly becoming Serious Business makes the scene take a turn. In the original, Goku joked about firing a Kamehameha. Here, he actually does it. And blows up the bath house.
    Goku: Ka-me-ha-me...!
    Gohan: Dad, no!
    Goku: No holdin' back! Haaaaaaaaaaaa!

     Episode 51: The "Perfect" Guy 
  • Goku's song about wanting to see Gohan turn into a Super Saiyan, set to the tune of "Giant Woman" from Steven Universe.
    • In typical Goku fashion, the song is accompanied by a "follow the bouncing muffin" sing-along.
  • Tien and Piccolo have a Side Bet going on whether Vegeta or Krillin will screw this up. Bulma, having been in this longer than either of them, picks "both."
    Piccolo: Wow.
    Tien: Damn.
    Bulma: (...) Although, if I had to pick who'd screw up first...
    Answer Cut to Krillin
    • Piccolo wins the first round.
      Piccolo: Ha! And you owe me some zeni!
      Tien: Oh, no...
      Bulma: Alright, what did Krillin do?
      Piccolo: He crushed the remote.
      Tien: HE DID WHAT!?
      Bulma: That was twenty hours of my life! That dick!
      Piccolo: And possibly the rest of it if Vegeta follows suit.
    • And then Bulma wins round two.
      Piccolo: Oh, no. GOD damn him!
      Bulma: Okay, what did Vegeta do?
      Piccolo: He's letting Cell absorb 18!
      Tien: Well, looks like nobody one wins
      Bulma: Well, I technically do. *singing* You guys owe me zeni.
      (Baby!Trunks starts crying)
      Mr Popo: Jeez, bring down the whole mood why don't you?
    • Bulma's involvement in this bet and wanting their money gets funnier when you remember that, one, Piccolo has no money, and two, Bulma is already obscenely wealthy, probably the richest woman on the planet.
  • Vegeta's opinion of himself is inflated as usual.
    Vegeta: Wait, how can you be semi-perfect? You're either perfect or you're not me. There's no grey area.
  • When Cell is beginning to explain his second transformation to Vegeta, he gets a bit too formal.
    Cell: You see, my dear prince.
    Vegeta: Don't push it.
    Cell: Er, you see Vegeta...
  • 16 adamantly refusing Krillin's request to not kill anyone. On the logic that Goku is a person, "meaning he is part of anyone. Therefore. NO. DEAL." 18 calms him down by promising to "get him a Goku."
    16: Do you promise?
    18: Yes!
    16: *Beat* Proceed.
  • 16's one track mind continues to shine while 18 tries reassuring Krillin about their intentions.
    18: Listen, we weren't planning on killing anyone.
    16: Except Goku!
    18: We haven't even killed anyone thus far! In fact, the only thing we want dead right now is Cell!
    16: Also, Goku!
  • When we cut back to the island, Trunks' Big "NO!" is still going, and keeps going in the background through Krillin's whole emotional dilemma.
  • Tien's reaction to Krillin crushing the controller. And not just the fact that he owed Piccolo money for guessing wrong on who'd screw up (first). Everyone (except Piccolo) realized he did it because he was hot for 18. note 
    • And then Trunks' reaction to Krillin breaking the controller after seeing Cell looking at 18 in profound shock.
      Trunks: (after ten seconds of muttering and stammering in disbelief and rage) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?
      Krillin: Oh hey! It's Trunks!
    • Also mention of Cell's borderline orgasmic reaction to finding Android 18 as this takes place.
  • After Vegeta decides to let Cell go after 18 Trunks obviously intervenes and Vegeta drops this line:
    Vegeta: Boy, don't make me come up there and be a parent!
    Trunks: First time for everything!
    Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho!
    • Trunks and Semi-Perfect Cell do a fun callback to the previous episode, with Trunks telling him that he's not involved in the conversation about destroying him.
  • Krillin and 16 acknowledging each other's bravery... before 16 says "You are way out of your league, tiny duck."
  • Cell calling out for Vegeta's assistance with Trunks as though he's just an abusive big brother. And Vegeta acting like a beleaguered father figure to both of them.
    Cell: Vegeta, Trunks is picking on me!
    Vegeta: Learn to share, brat!
    • After Trunks blasts Vegeta and starts beating Cell, Cell declares this means war, before being interrupted mid-sentence, followed by weakly asking where Vegeta is after the ensuing beatdown.
      • The mere fact Cell waves between being a complete joke (by Vegeta and Trunks) to a genuine threat (by 16, 18 and Krillin) is hilarious in its own way.
  • Cell calling Android 16 a "precious little cinnamon bun".
  • This little bit:
    Trunks: That is it! I am stopping this NOW!
    Vegeta: OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
    Trunks: What am I doing?!
    Trunks: Thwarting your plans?!
    Vegeta: ARE YOU?!
    (Trunks glares a hole through Vegeta)
    Trunks: YOU KNOW WHAT?! YES!!!
    (blasts him away with A Twinkle in the Sky).
    • Then, a couple scenes later, Vegeta floating in the ocean, contemplating what just happened.
      Vegeta: Huh. This is a new feeling...pride in someone else. (wipes his mouth to find that he's bleeding) Unfortunately it's OVERSHADOWED BY ALL THIS UNYIELDING RAGE!!! (explodes out of the ocean and flies back to the battle)
    • Vegeta then returns to the battle, only to immediately be hit by Cell's Solar Flare.
  • In an serious moment where he tries to absorb 18, Cell starts humming the theme of his Perfect form from the Bruce Falconer soundtrack of the Funimation dub.
  • Ultimately, Krillin tries to help Androids 18 and 16 escape.
    Krillin: Here, allow me. (helping Sixteen up) I may not be much, but...I can lift.
    Android 18: (thinking) If we make it through this, I am going to rock his four-foot world.
  • Perfect Cell's introduction song.
    Perfect Cell: ♪"P" is for "priceless", the look upon your faces♪
    "E" is for "extinction", all your puny races♪
    "R" for "revolution", which will be televised♪
    "F" is for how "fucked" you are, now allow me to reprise~♪
    "E" is for "eccentric", just listen to my song♪
    "C" is for "completion" that I waited for so long♪
    "T" is for the "terror", upon you I’ll bestow♪note 
    (chuckle) My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.
  • The alternate scene. Krillin tries to stomp on the detonation switch, but accidentally presses the button with his foot, causing Android 18's head to explode.
  • Trunks addresses the audience in the subscribe page at the end.
    Trunks: Well it looks like my father just killed us all. Make sure to catch what's coming to him by hitting the subscribe button, so you can follow the rest of our ever-shortening lives.

    Episode 52: Flashpoint 
  • Goku's glee at Gohan becoming a Super Saiyan.
    • Also how Gohan finally transforms. Goku throws a blast of energy strong enough to kill him and orders him to dodge.
    • And the fact that Goku is cheerfully oblivious of the way Gohan is barely holding back a Rage Breaking Point.
      Goku: So... who wants a haaaaircuuuut?
    • The Stinger with Goku admonishing Gohan for accidentally setting some meat on fire, even as his hair burns.
      Gohan: Uh dad, your hair—
      Goku: Don't change the subject, Gohan *his whole head bursts into flames* (sniffs) Who's cooking pork?
    • The Youtube version has Gohan trying to help Goku put out the fire while doing the usual Like/Subscribe comments. All while Goku is running around, asking why did he blow up the tub, and telling Gohan that he set the door on fire.
  • Trunks' reaction to Krillin getting pasted (again)
    Trunks: Krillin! Are you alright?!
    Krillin: (pained whimper)
    Trunks: Do you need a senzu bean?
    Krillin: (pained whimper)
    Trunks:'re right; that is a stupid question.
  • Cell's casual conversing with #16, attempting to break the tension between the two. It doesn't work.
    Cell: Hey!
    Android 16: ...Hello
    Cell: So are we cool?
    Android 16: You ate my family!
    Cell: Hey, don't lose your head. They were my family too.
    • Cell starts to go on a "World of Cardboard" Speech to Vegeta, only to be mystified about what the crest on his head is.
      Vegeta: So you broke the bald one's neck. Bra-vo. I hope you're not too proud of yourself!
      Cell: Oh, prince...I am proud — not of that, no; but of you. It takes a big man (not necessarily a tall one) to do what you did — sticking to your guns and throwing everyone's lives away! And for that, I tip my...huh, what is that on my head? Would you call it a crown?
      Vegeta: (just kind of looks at Cell)
      Cell: Sixteen, would you call this a crown?
      Sixteen: I hate you.
      Cell: We'll call it a crown.
  • Trunks Completely Missing the Point about why Krillin is upset that Cell reached his perfect form.
  • Just before Vegeta and Cell "fight"...
    Vegeta: So...Perfect Cell...
    Cell: Mmmmmm~ love the ring to that.
    Vegeta: I'm going to enjoy wearing down the knuckles on these gloves...
    Cell: (chuckling) OK, I know that wasn't supposed to sound sexual, but...
  • Cell mocking Vegeta's Final Flash, only for him realizing it's gonna hit him on impact.
    Cell: Oh how cute. He named it— OH SHIT!
    • There's also Trunks and Krillin's reactions:
      Trunks: There is literally nothing left that he could do to make this situation worse. Save blowing up the planet.
      Vegeta: (screams, begins powering up to maximum)
      Krillin: BUT I LIVE HERE! (later) ...Phew! He missed the planet!
  • Cell's response to Vegeta's stunned reaction when he hits Cell as hard as he can... and fails to do any damage.
    Cell: Because, prince, like a soon-to-be broken man once said: "You're either perfect, or you're not me."
  • Krillin's pained whining after Cell demolishes him in one hit. Trunks gives him a Senzu bean and lampshades how much of a shame it is that Krillin doesn't have Saiyan biology.
    Trunks: At this point, you'd probably be unstoppable.
    Krillin: I know, right?
    • Also, Krillin explaining how literally everyone who has ever hit him, aside from Chi-Chi and Bulma, have been stronger than him, so he knows when someone is holding back.
      Krillin: ...And I know when someone's holding back...Trunks.
      Trunks: ...Okay, I can explain.
      Krillin: I don't think you can.
  • Trunks doesn't trust his father to not blow up the planet.
    Krillin: Way past the bargaining stage...
  • The exchange after Vegeta launches his Final Flash and blows off Cell's arm.
    (Vegeta laughs)
    Cell: (angry) You think this is funny?!
    (Vegeta continues laughing)
    Cell: You think this is FUNNY?!
    (Vegeta still laughs)
    Cell: It's not as funny... (mockingly) as your face.
    (Vegeta stops laughing and Cell instantly regrows his arm)
  • Krillin's reaction when he hits Cell with his Kienzan, and the whole thing just shatters.
  • Like season 2 before, Cell makes references to Street Fighter at the very end.
    Cell: (after beating Vegeta and making him power down with a Death Cry Echo) K.O. I win. Perfect. (sees Trunks powering up) Oh. Here comes a new challenger...
    • Also appropriate, because the episode went up on the TFS website the same day Street Fighter V released.
  • Goku singing as he's getting food from the fridge.
    Goku: (to the tune of "Dragon Soul") ♪I like food cause it is yummy. I will put this in my tummy.♪

    Episode 53: My Body is a Temple’o’Trunks 
  • "Don't break Popo's stuff", the sixth rule of Popo's training. Which Gohan and Goku broke. Goku repeats it as a Madness Mantra.
  • Piccolo tells Bulma that Trunks is about to fight Cell.
    Bulma: What?! But he's just a baby! (beat as she processes what she'd said) Oh, right. The future one. But he's just a baby!
  • The fact that Trunks can apparently scream at the top of his lungs during his whole transformation sequence without pausing to breathe.
    Cell: Good lord! The lungs on that boy!
    Krillin: You okay Trunks? You, uh, doing good on air there?
  • Cell's Lampshade Hanging of the long time the transformations take in this universe.
    Cell: You know! If I had a watch, I'd be looking at my wrist really condescendingly right now...
  • Trunks gets Krillin to give Vegeta a Senzu Bean.
    Sixteen: Trunks! Senzu beans only heal physical damage. Only therapy will aid emotional trauma.
    Cell: Oh, please. There's not a shrink qualified enough to deal with that hot mess. And speaking of shrink...
    Krillin: Here it comes...
    Cell: ...Krillin? Go kiss the prince's boo-boos. The big boys need to talk.
    Krillin: (picking up Vegeta) Fine, whatever. Leave ya to it. Say goodbye, Vegeta.
    Vegeta: (muffled, garbled moan)
  • When Trunks declares he's going to make Cell pay for what he did to Vegeta, Cell just scoffs and insists it must have been catharsis-by-proxy.
    Trunks: ...I'm going to power up now.
    Cell: I'd be disappointed if you didn't. ;)
  • Tien is outraged by how much Trunks was holding back. Piccolo assumes it's because the gap keeps widening, but it's actually because he could've easily killed 18, Cell or Vegeta.
    Piccolo: Why Vegeta—
    Tien: Because I deserve something today!
  • Sixteen cheers on Trunks.
    Android 16: Go, unreasonably buff bird!
  • Goku, of all people, gives the scientific and mathematical reasons as to why the increased muscle advantage of the third grade of Super Saiyan is Awesome, but Impractical. Gohan can't believe what just happened.
    Goku: Whoop! Sorry, I was thinking about fighting.
  • When Cell reveals the weakness of Trunks's new form, Android 16 tries to reassure him. It doesn't go well.
    Android 16: Trunks, do not worry! He is just playing you.
    (Cell dodges every attack)
    Android 16: Correction: he's been playing you.
  • When Trunks screams why he can't hit Cell, Cell says it is because Trunks is green.
    Trunks: Wait, you mean
    Cell: No, not like me, you idiot. As in you're a novice, an amateur.
  • Cell brings up various Callbacks to Goku's feats from before he was Trunks' age. Defeating the Red Ribbon Army, several demons, and sending a rabbit to the moon.
  • Cell mocks Trunks by beefing up and imitating his Daddy Issues.
    Cell: And the worst part of it is, that's form isn't even new. Watch.
    (powers up)
    Cell: (in a whiny voice) "Look at me. I'm Trunks. Please love me, daaad!"
    (powers down)
    Cell: See? Anyone can do it.
    Trunks: ...that's a terrible impression.
    Android 16: But not inaccurate.
    Trunks: Why are you still here?!
  • Cell's opinion of Vegeta's intelligence is low, but not quite as much as Trunks.
    Cell: For god's sake, I bet even your father can do it. He's just not stupid enough to try. And as we've seen today, that threshold is vast.
  • Much like Sixteen, Cell thinks that killing Goku sounds like a fun time.
    Android 16: That still doesn't make us friends!
    Cell: I'M TRYING, 16!
  • Cell's And Then What? moment leads him to think of a way for the world to know his name. So he flies away with the parting line "Make sure to watch the news!" The last few seconds of the episode involve Trunks watching confusedly as Cell flies away... and then:
    Android 16: What channel?!
  • The Stinger has Krillin try to make Vegeta feel better about his loss, and does succeed in making him laugh. Unfortunately, Vegeta stops laughing when Krillin hints that maybe he should retire. The Krillin Owned Count goes up to 36.

    Episode 54: Tiles and Tribulations 
  • Chi-Chi bitching Gohan out in a dream and then suddenly becoming a nightmare when Cell's there? Pretty scary. Thankfully, Gohan's... reaction to his mother getting slapped to the ground helps with some of the nightmare fuel.
    Gohan: Oh, thank God — I mean OH MY GOD!
    • Goku's been having the same dream as Gohan for the past week. Given the room is now covered with graffiti reading "All training and no play make Gohan a dull boy", Goku admits they might have been in there a little too long.
    • Before Cell's arrival, the dream is actually pretty funny, with Chi-Chi's Take That to politicians and Piccolo's ashamed face while he admits that Chi-Chi entered by overpowering him.
  • Krillin and Vegeta find Trunks is not dealing well with his defeat at Cell's hands from last episode.
    Krillin: Aw geeze, he's taking it pretty rough.
    Vegeta: It's pathetic. Find some honour in defeat, for God's sake!
    Krillin: (under his breath) View must be great from that glass house of yours.
    Vegeta: Hrm?!
    Krillin: (quickly) We should go check on him!
    • And later, when Trunks laments that Cell didn't consider him important enough to kill:
      Vegeta: Sucks, doesn't i-- I mean, sucks to be you!
  • Cell is meticulously setting up the arena for his Cell Games. There's just one problem.
    Cell: Ah, yes. The perfect place for my Cell Ga— (notices a single green tile among the gray ones) Son of an emerald whore. Starting again!
  • The idea of Cell snapping a news reporter's neck with his bare hands on live TV isn't exactly amusing. What is, however, is Chiaotzu's reaction to it. Right in front of the rest of the main cast.
    Chiaotzu: Whoa-ho, brutal!
  • Trunks and Vegeta's reaction to Krillin befriending 16.
    Trunks: What am I watching?
    Vegeta: I don't know, but I hate it.
    Trunks: Well, hopefully he doesn't try and screw this one.
    Vegeta: Ha! No robo.
  • When Vegeta comes back to Capsule Corp...
    Mrs. Briefs: Oh! Vegeta! It's been so long! How was space?
    Vegeta: (trying to be cordial) Hello, MILF.
    Mrs. Briefs: Oh, Veggie...I'm a grandmother now. Call me GILF!
    Vegeta: (aside, to Trunks) Your culture is so confusing.
    • And then Roshi shows up:
      Dr. Briefs: Just keep the houseguests to a minimum; we just got rid of Yajirobe and we barely have enough food to accommodate anyone—
      (Bulma's ship touches down nearby)
      Dr. Briefs: ...else.
  • Trunks once again gets hit on by a relative, this time his grandmother. Luckily, Krillin is there to set the record straight.
    Krillin: Grandkid from the future. Leave the swinging for the park.
    Mrs. Briefs: Phooey.
  • Dr. Briefs is still hilariously racist, just slightly more sophisticated about it.
    "I taught Bulma everything she knows, except the dangers of miscegenation, apparently."
  • The projection of 16's mind: a series of bird GIFs over random bird pictures, including, Flappy Bird, Big Bird, and the Falconzord, all while "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen plays. Dr. Briefs tries turning it off... and instead gets a rather disturbing static image of Goku with Dr. Gero chanting "Kill Son Goku" over it set to the lovely tune of "My Heaven". Dr. Briefs' reaction is priceless.
    Dr. Briefs: Well then, Bird is the Word! (turns the other file back on)
  • The gang all casually revealing they've died.
    Krillin: On the plus side, you're alive.
    Krillin: Hey, don't knock it. Sometimes you ain't so lucky.
    Roshi: Yeah.
    Yamcha: Yuh-huh.
    Vegeta: Mmm-hmmm.
    Chiaotzu: Yup-yup-yup.
    Trunks: Wait a minute.. have all five of you died?!
    Krillin Ohohho yeah. Chiaotzu and I twice. The first round was basically just Piccolo's dad being a dick.
    Chiaotzu: Yep. Second time, I blew myself up trying to kill Vegeta's dumbass friend. Now he's out there making movies or some shit.
    Trunks: Oh, wait, so how did Yamcha die?
    Yamcha: (stutters in embarrassment)
    Vegeta: Oh yes, go ahead, tell us how you died! I'll fact check.
    Yamcha: On my feet, like a man.
    Vegeta: Well, you're half right.
    Roshi: If you're finished picking on Yamcha...
    Vegeta: Never!
  • This exchange:
    Android 16: What is that creature on your shoulder?
    Dr. Brief: This? Well, this is my pussy cat.
    Android 16: May I touch your pussy?
    Cat: (meows)
    Dr. Brief: As long as you don’t crush it.
    Android 16: Hello, pussy cat.
    (cat licks him)
    Android 16: It is licking me now. Should I... lick the pussy?
    Chichi: (off-screen) Absolutely not!
  • Chi-Chi is in the middle of her required "My son will not fight for the planet" rant, and Vegeta tries to chime in.
    Chi-Chi: I'm a fighter too, you know? How do you think I landed the strongest man on the planet?
    Vegeta: (under his breath) Arguably.
    Chi-Chi: Do not make me come over there, I will rip your world a-*BLEEP*ing-sunder.
    Vegeta: (looks away with a nervous grunt)
    • Let's note: Vegeta is afraid of Chi-Chi.
  • Chi-Chi's threat.
    Chi-Chi: But if he fights and gets hurt, or God forbid dies, and any of you could have stopped it, there's no dragon in this universe that will save you from me.
    Vegeta: (under his breath) Don't make me come over there.
  • Krillin calls Gohan the third-strongest fighter. Given there's four Saiyans, Vegeta takes issue.
    Vegeta: Who's the fourth?
    Krillin: Um...
  • The Hetap commercial.
    Skinny guy: Is that the last Hetap?
    Buff guy: Yeah, and it's all mine.
    [sound of a gunshot]
    Buff guy: Ahh! Ahh! Oh God! Oh Jesus, why?!
    Narrator: Hetap... Come on, you've killed for less.
    Vegeta: (thinking) That's not untrue. ..
  • Trunks finally gets to check out country music, after it being nonexistent in his own world
    Trunks: Did you know that country music is actually awful?
  • Yamcha calls out Vegeta about being a total dick to the rest of the Z-Fighters. Unfortunately for Yamcha, he's not Tien.
    Yamcha: You know, if you're going to skulk around, you could at least try to not be a total dick about it.
    Vegeta: Oh, you're right, allow me to try again. (Clears throat.) Hello Earthling, how's that gaping chest wound?
    Yamcha: Just fine! How's your spine?
    Vegeta: (beat) I'm giving you a five minute head start.
    Yamcha: Thank you. I'm going to need it. You're very fast.
  • Bulma gets all motherly when she sees Future Trunks, safe after the fight with Cell. Unfortunately, her knowledge in that area is somewhat lacking between infant and adult. (This joke may fall flat for those in countries where eighteen is the legal drinking age.)
    Bulma: Do you need a snack, maybe a juice box?
    Trunks: Mom, I'm eighteen.
    Bulma: Oh, right. Um, stiff drink?
    Trunks: Mom, still eighteen.
  • Master Roshi watching an aerobics show while Oolong sits next to him.
    Oolong: You know there's actual porn on the Internet, right?
    Roshi: Pig, you gotta be able to appreciate the classics, it's what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs.
  • The aerobics girl's reaction to Cell.
    Aerobics girl: AHHHH! You have great glutes!
  • Cell announcing the Cell Games to the world.
    Cell: Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, and that technicolor rainbow in-between, I am Cell. You may remember me from the following cities.
    (a list of cities Cell destroyed scrolls past to jaunty music)
  • The fact that Nappa is Hercule's agent.
  • Just the fact that everyone takes a shot at Vegeta this episode. Even Mrs. Briefs gets one in.
    Bulma: (looking for Future Trunks) Where's my baby?!
    Mrs. Briefs: You're holding him, dear.
    Bulma: No, the big baby!
    Mrs. Briefs: Vegeta's over there.

    Episode 55: It's Been A Year If It's Been A Day 
  • During the first part where the TV on the Lookout is zoomed in, a crawl about a certain pig runs across the bottom:
    • And as a Call Back to the filler episode with Maron:
    • Also during this broadcast, Piccolo is offended that Cell's threat of planetary annihilation has overshadowed his "father's" attempt to take over the world. Vegeta calls him out on how petty he's being. It doesn't last.
      Reporter: Over the last 13 hours, more than two dozen evacuation orders have been issued all over the globe. Thousands upon millions head for the countryside, including the endangered sasqatoad T. rexes, while others seek shelter. The world has never seen terror as real as it has today.
      Piccolo: You're kidding me.
      Tien: Yeah, right? Dinosaurs are still a thing. It's odd how we never talk about it. At least since we drove them out of the cities.
      Piccolo: I'm talking about terror! "Never seen," my ass! My dad released every murderer out onto the streets and overthrew the world government!
      Tien: Oh, right. And the king of the world is a blue cairn terrier.
      Piccolo: It's bullshit!
      Tien: I think it's pretty progressive.
      Vegeta: Aww, look at the poor Namekian, lost and forgotten to time.
      Reporter: Even the attack of the Saiyans five years ago pales in comparison to this overwhelming threat. As if comparing a cataclysm to a rampaging toddler.
      Vegeta: Bullshit! We turned an entire city into a glass floor!
      Piccolo: Aww, look at the poor Saiyan, lost and forgotten to time.
      Vegeta: Watch it, Namekian, unless you wanna go right now! And I think we both know how our last fight went!
      Piccolo: And I think we don't, because we've never fought.
      Vegeta: I...wait...y-really? But then how did you—
      Piccolo: Your dumbass friend.
      Vegeta: Riiiight! Wow, we've never actually fought, that's so weird! (to Mr. Popo) Isn't that weird, black man?
      Popo: Yeah...almost as weird as what's gonna happen if you call me that again!
      Vegeta: (gawking, thinking) What IS he?!
  • When Gohan and Goku come out of the Time Chamber, Goku insults Piccolo and Vegeta before realizing they are just outside.
    Goku: Don't let slip just how much stronger we are. Otherwise, Vegeta will be all, "Oh, but my pride! Grr. I wish I were a carrot."
    Gohan: That's not inaccurate.
    Goku: Piccolo will probably just growl and grumble. Really, it's too bad we're out of Namekians for him to absorb. Then he'd be as strong as Vegeta. Speaking of, did you know they never fought? Crazy, right? Oh, hey guys. What'd I miss?
    Vegeta: Mock my pride...
    Goku: Huh, what'd I tell ya? he's like a See 'n' Saiyan.
    Vegeta: Imma kill 'im!
  • The Overly Long Gag of Goku swallowing an entire bowl of noodles.
    Goku: I'm not pooping tonight.
  • Goku narrowly avoids another demonstration of the pecking order.
    Goku: Imma need my threads, first. Yo, Mr. P! Hit me up.
    Popo: Bitch, you're lucky you're endearing.
    Goku: (dopey grin) He-heh.
  • Android 16 listing all the reasons he wants to kill Son Goku, including his orange clothes and his stupid face.
    Goku: Good old orange. Really brings out my stupid face.
    • Also when Bulma tries to get him to talk about something else.
      Sixteen: What is your favorite kind of bird?
      Bulma: Um, penguins I guess.
      Sixteen: WRONG!
  • Gohan's request to get a gi like Piccolo's is endearing...mostly...
    Nail: ...did our heart just skip a beat?
    Kami: That is precious.
    Piccolo: (through gritted teeth) SHUT. THE F*CK. UP.
  • After Piccolo gives Gohan new clothes:
  • Goku still loves his instant transmission.
    Trunks: So, I don't mean to be that guy...
    Vegeta: (in background) Oh, that's accidental...
    Trunks: But there's a green, cyborg elephant in the room. Goku, are you or are you not stronger than Cell?
    Goku: Good question. I'mma check.
    Trunks: I'm sorry, check wh-
    (Goku disappears with a pop)
  • The sheer unadulterated audacity of the fact that Hetap is sponsoring the Cell Games. Even Cell thinks they're crazy for it!
    Cell: Look, I understand that you sponsor all forms of sporting events, but just so we're clear: you do realize that everyone dies if I win, right? (phone chatter) Yes? (more phone chatter) Yeah, I guess that is a Win/Win for you, isn't it? Alright then, it's officially the Cell Games: Presented by Hetap!
    Goku: I'd kill for a Hetap!
    Cell: (spinning his head around so quick his earpiece flies off) WHOA! JESUS!
    Goku: Nope, actually, it's Goku.
    • More evidence that Cell ''gets'' Goku:
      Cell: You should be (intimidated), because in it (the arena), we shall decide the fate of not only this boring blue ball of dirt and water, but the entire galaxy. So you best bring your A-game, Son Goku, because the stakes have never been higher. (Evil Laugh)
      Goku: (happy gasp)
      Cell: (cutting him off) And before you say it, the prize isn't actually steak.
      Goku: I wasn't thinking that.
      Cell: Yes you were.
    • The actual 'prize' for winning the Cell Games:
      Cell: Living!...Also a lifetime supply of Hetap.
      Goku: You know, they say lifetime, but they never consider the Dragon Balls.
  • Goku and Cell have some more interactions, in which Cell's innuendo goes completely over Goku's head, and Goku's way of thinking is easily understood by Cell.
    Goku: See you in a week!
    Cell: It's a date.
    Goku: Yeah, I know. That's how days work. (teleports out)
    Cell: (fondly) I'm gonna miss him when he's dead.
  • Trunks gushes to Gohan how much of a Bad Ass Future!Gohan was.
    Gohan: I died, didn't I?
    Trunks: Brutally.
  • Goku's Even the Guys Want Him moment with Cell.
    Goku: Wow, okay, yeah, he's pretty strong. Also, really handsome. Like, why did none of you warn me he would be so handsome?
    Piccolo: But is he stronger than you?
    Goku: If he's as strong as he is handsome, then whoa boy. I mean, I'd never cheat on Chi-Chi, but...
    Gohan: Dad...
    Goku: So handsome.
  • Like in canon, Goku and Gohan are staying in their Super Saiyan forms for an extended period of time, and like canon, Gohan explains it's because their bodies have gotten so used to the form that it costs then no energy to maintain. However unlike canon, Goku reveals they have forgotten how to turn it off.
    Gohan: Truthfully, it's very concerning.
  • Vegeta refers to Mr. Popo as "Black Man", something Popo warns him not to do again, which he does after Piccolo goes into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and Trunks ditches them. Popo hurls Vegeta off the lookout in retaliation while Korin and Yajirobe comment on it.
    Yajirobe: See? I told you it would happen.
    Korin: 'Twas never a matter of "if" *Takes a sip of his tea while Vegeta hits the ground with a groundshaking thud* only "when".
  • Just like in canon, Chichi is pissed that Goku took Gohan into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber (and thinks their Super Saiyan mastery is bleached hair). Chichi is going to be very specific as to how Goku makes it up to her.
  • Kami and Nail try to convince Piccolo to use his Clothes Beam to make his own clothing line. This is followed by a hallucination of Cell chiming in, which causes Piccolo to immediately bolt out of the Chamber.
    Kami: Seriously, you can materialize clothing from your very being.
    Nail: You wouldn't have to spend anything on supplies, manufacturing...
    Piccolo: I'm focusing on training.
    Kami: You should be focusing on what you're going to do once Cell's defeated.
    Piccolo: Fine, but what would we even call this hypothetical clothing line of ours?
    Nail & Kami: Big Green Threads.
    Piccolo: ...we're gonna have to workshop that name...
    Dream!Cell: I think it has a perfect ring to it!
    Piccolo: Yeah, well you're big and green! You have a bias!
    Nail: Wait, are we hallucinating?
    Kami: How long have we been in here?
    Dream!Cell: 3 days.
    (Smash Cut to Piccolo opening the chamber door)
    Piccolo: I'm out.
    Vegeta: I call dibs!