Funny / Dragon Ball Z Abridged E 60 Part 2

• Vegeta's reaction to Gohan killing the first Cell Jr. in just one punch is priceless:
  Vegeta: Alright, would anyone care to explain THE F**K?!
  Piccolo: I'm kind of afraid to, because I'm pretty sure that would involve giving Goku credit for this.
  Goku: The takeaway here is... You're welcome.
  Piccolo: THE ENDS DON'T JUSTIFY THE MEANS, GOKU!
  Goku: You're mean!
• As Gohan is exploding the Cell Jrs. Jimmy drops this giggle-worthy line if just for sheer delivery:
  Jimmy: This is Jimmy Firecracker here reporting from this tree!
• Gohan, while still in tranquil fury mode, gives the senzu beans to Trunks so he can get everyone back on their feet and he takes a potshot at Vegeta, maybe because he knows Vegeta deserves it, maybe because he knows Vegeta can't do squat about it since he's the biggest fish in the pond now. Probably both.
  Gohan: Try to forget you're half Vegeta and don't f**k it up.
  Vegeta: (indignant) F**KING...!
  • As Trunks is passing Senzu beans around to the others...
    Trunks: (flying down next to Krillin) Hey, Krillin! Krillin! (tosses a Senzu bean at his face) Senzu bean!
    Krillin: (moans and gurgles)
    Trunks: Uh, okay, yeah let's just… (he puts the bean in Krillin's mouth, then goes to Yamcha) Hey, Yamcha! I senzu need some help?
    Krillin: Ugh…
    Trunks: *sigh* Trunks, just stop.
    • Even better, according to Kaiser those lines were improvised to fill dead air.
    • Then Tien throws in this zinger.
      Tien: Great, now I can watch us become irrelevant vertically instead of horizontally.
    • And when Trunks gets to Vegeta, a subtle reference to the term "bean daddy".
      Trunks: Bean, Dad?
      Vegeta: Yes.
• As Gohan is slaughtering the Cell Juniors:
  Cell Jr: Daaaaaaaad!
  Cell: I ain't no helicopter papa. Sink or swim, bitch!
  [later]
  Gohan: [to a Cell Jr.] You forgot your water wings.
  • The "Daaaaaaad" thing is a nice call back to TFS playing the second of the Legacy of Goku games, where they made multiple references to the fact that Gohan and Bobby Hill shared a VA.
  • In fact, Cell watches the Cell Jr.'s getting massacred, and the only thing going through his head is a sappy love ballad, (specifically "Suddenly" by Billy Ocean) performed with corny aplomb by Taka himself. He really is related to Android 16.
  • Also, during the commentary of this episode, Kaiser had no idea that this was actually a reference to Family Guy. The reason no one brought it up to him after all this time since was because The fans just thought he was he knew (because they kept telling him it was an excellent reference) and the fact that Taka never actually told him.
  • One of the Cell Juniors tries to take Krillin hostage. Gohan is unimpressed.
    Gohan: Really? Using Krillin as a hostage? His death is a daytrip for us and a free ice-cream sundae for him, go ahead.
    Krillin: Actually, I'm lactose intolerant.
    Gohan: Nobody's lactose intolerant in Heaven, Krillin. That's why it's Heaven.
  • After Gohan's finished killing all of the Cell Jr.'s, Cell announces that he's going to have to start calling him whooping cough, because he just devastated his children.
• After Gohan ends up Calling the Old Man Out, even Goku is worried about how much of a sadist Gohan has become.
  Goku: (nervous) Is… that also a red flag?
  Piccolo: Crimson.
• Goku dubs Gohan's new transformation as being a Super Duper Saiyan. This results in this gem from Vegeta:
  Vegeta: If he's a Super Duper Saiyan, then I shall find a way to become a Super-Dee-Duper Saiyan!
  • And in Buu Bits Goku christens Super Saiyan 3... Super-Dee-Duper Saiyan and it wouldn't be far-fetched to think he did it because of Vegeta saying that within his earshot.
• The first time Gohan really knocks Cell in the gut.
  Gohan: Careful, Cell... your Vegeta is showing. *Uppercuts Cell*
  Cell: *With nauseated strain* Y-you know, you're not wrong. Hoo-boy! Nothing like a concussion... to really get the blood flowing—! *Unceremoniously pukes up blood*
• The mere fact that in this part of the episode "Vegeta" becomes analogous to "someone who is a fuck up that gets shitstomped".
• This line from Cell as he's about to unleash a massive Kamehameha Wave at Gohan.
  Cell: I could've just done this from the beginning. Instead I thought I have some fun, throw a Tournament, but f**k you! Suck my perfect dick!
• Cell completely losing his shit when Gohan tells him he's getting bored.
  Cell: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT!?
  Gohan: I said I'm bored. You're boring me.
  Cell: (Screaming in raw fury before Gohan kicks him in the chest)
  Krillin: Hot damn, anyone else feel that?
  Trunks: Pretty sure my pity well has bottomed out.
  • For bonus points, Cell at that point was struggling to keep the Freeza in him down. Then Gohan gives him the exact same insult Super Saiyan Goku gave Freeza and he flips his shit.
  • For extra Bonus points, KaiserNeko even said the callback was purely unintentional. Without even trying, Gohan manages to piss off Cell in a way only his Father would if he continued to fight Cell.
    • For extra EXTRA bonus points, in the Creator Commentary videos with Lani and Kaiser when they did Episode 41 and was talking about Episode 60, they said it was supposed to be a call back to when Chi-Chi wanted Gohan to study cellular biology.
• After Cell vomits up Android 18 and is reduced back to his Semi-Perfect form, we cut to Jimmy Firecracker and Mr. Satan, watching dumbly from the sidelines.
  Jimmy: Mr. Satan... (disbelieving chuckle) I'm gonna be straight with you... WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!
  Mr. Satan: (to Larry the camera-man) That camera's broken, right?
  Larry: FUBAR, sir.
  Mr. Satan: (despondent) I have no f**kin' idea.
  • After the camera first breaks, the scene cuts back to people watching who casually decide to riot again, figuring they have nothing better to do.
  • Puking 18 up through his mouth may cause some to think back when he spit up a baby pacifier when Piccolo first encountered him. Even in his perfect form Cell is still hacking things up from the wrong hole.
  • Krillin calling 18 his "baeteen" while being held back by Piccolo.
  • Before losing his Perfect Form, Cell realizes what's about to happen to him and immediately flips out. Cluster F-Bomb would be putting it mildly.
  • And afterwards, we have Piccolo seeing Semi-Perfect Cell for the first time.
    Piccolo: ...Is that what he turned into after he beat me? I'm kind of offended by his lips. Am I allowed to be offended by his lips?
    Krillin: Are you offended by Mr. Popo's lips?
    Piccolo: Wait, can we talk about that?!
  • There's also this zinger from Gohan after Cell vomits up 18.
    Gohan: It's a girl. Mazel tov.^explanationJewish expression for "congratulations"
  • The English (Canada) subtitles comment that it's good that the crew's camera is FUBAR at that moment, otherwise Cell would have lost his Hetap sponsorship over the F-bombing raid
• When Krillin tries to rush to help the regurgitated 18, Piccolo stops him and shouts he will get a hose to blast Krillin like the horny little mutt he knows he is.
• Even after dealing out a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to Cell and making him regurgitate Eighteen and lose his perfect form, Cell still turns himself into a Fantastic Nuke and attempts his Taking You with Me on Earth. Because of the nature of the attack, Cell cartoonishly, grotesquely inflates like a balloon. Everyone starts making fat jokes at his expense.
  • Gohan doesn't seem to understand the threat at first:
    Gohan: So what was the plan here? Become so grotesque that I wouldn't wanna touch you? Because I'll be honest, it's working.
    Cell: Oh, my dear boy. I think I finally realized what I inherited from you...
    Gohan: Not my BMI, obviously.
    Cell: Heh-heh! No, Gohan... It was your explosive temper.
    Piccolo: Oh no.
    Gohan: Oh no!
    Cell: OH YEEEEEEEAH~! You see, in less than a minute from now, I'm going to burst... AND TAKE YOU, AND THIS WHOLE WRETCHED WORLD WITH ME!
    Gohan: (Assumes ready stance) So what you're saying is that I have less than a minute to kill you.
    Cell: Ah ah ahhh! Any attack could set me off! A punch, a kick, a wafer-thin mint. So how about you savor the time you have left, before I go pop?! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CELL GAMES! BYE, EVERYBODY! GOOOO F*CK YOURSELVES!
    Gohan: (falling to his knees) I did exactly what my dad and Vegeta do! WHAT IS THIS SHIT, GENETIC?!
  • Neither does Goku:
    Goku: Wait, I've seen this before. Krillin, if he turns blue, you gotta go sing a song.
    Krillin: For the last time, I'M NOT AN OOMPA LOOMPA!!!
  • While Cell is expanding, Jimmy Firecracker makes a cruel but hilarious comparison:
    Jimmy: Heh, hey, Larry look! It's yah mother!
    Larry: She's diabetic, dude.
    Jimmy: Yeah, 'cos she's fat!
    Larry: She lost a foot.
    Jimmy: And now she's 50 pounds lighter!
• Despite the gravity of his Heroic Sacrifice, Goku still pulls it off in the most Goku way possible:
  Goku: (pops in) Hey, King Kai. What should I do with Cell?
  (King Kai, Bubbles, and Gregory scream, followed by Cell exploding)
  • For context: unlike canon Dragon Ball Z, Goku doesn't take Cell to King Kai's planet because it was the only place he could think of in a short period of time. He took him there because he wanted to know what King Kai thought he should do with Cell. Cue Earth-Shattering Kaboom.
  • Even better, King Kai's last thoughts before this were "I'll see you soon… my friend".
  • Just the noise Cell makes as he explodes and takes out King Kai's planet. A squeal with a comedically deformed face before he lets out a short "PHUT" and then the planet is gone.
  • Instead of the comically-cartoonish "POP" noise that Instant Transmission usually makes, teleporting the oversized Cell has it make the sound of a balloon bursting.
• Right after Goku's Heroic Sacrifice, we get this quip from Piccolo:
  Piccolo: Is it a bad time to point out Goku just stole that win?
• After Gohan tearfully berates himself for basically pulling a Vegeta and causing Goku’s death, Krillin reminds him that they have Dragon Balls and can just revive him. Gohan accepts this, but still says he sort of screwed up.
  Krillin: And now you’re one of us.
• After Cell and Goku had disappeared, Larry asks the dumbfounded Jimmy Firecracker and Mr. Satan if they're interested in some weed.
  Jimmy and Mr. Satan: YES!
• Krillin picks up the unconscious Android 18 with the intent of taking her to a doctor… or a mechanic… After a small time of hesitation, he settles with taking her to a Bulma.
• When Vegeta asks Krillin when he got the balls to stand up to him after refusing to let Vegeta destroy 18…
  Krillin: If I said it didn't have anything to do with holding a beautiful woman in my arms, I'd be a liar…
• Throughout the video, Gohan continually feels the need to treat Vegeta's name as synonymous with f**king up.
  Gohan: You didn't just take a page from Vegeta! You wrote a sequel to his friggin' book! Chapter One: Kill your own goddamn Dad!
• The reference to Cell vs. Kenshiro when Gohan punches Eighteen out of Cell.
  Semiperfect Cell: (points to Eighteen) Are you, uh... gonna eat that?
  Gohan: No.
  Semiperfect Cell: Then... can I?
  Gohan: No.