Shinji: So wait, what do you mean by "tropes"? Rei: Have you ever heard of the term "Lampshade Hanging"? [alarm] It looks like our conversation will continue another time. Operations will start soon... Butt Monkey. Shinji: Wait, "Butt Monkey"?
Raven vs. Doctor Light. It goes more or less like the original until Raven calms down, loses the tentacles, and shrinks back to her original size. Unfortunately, she missed a step.
Beast Boy: Uh, Raven... I think you were supposed to let him out.
Though Eternal Darkness Abridged isn't as well known, I still found it funny, particularly Xelyaoth'gha, an amalgamate of the three abominations in the game, they were trying to handle the whole Unpleasable Fanbase, but they wondered how they would go through the ending, so Pious solves it with dice... But they had to change back first.
Alucard: Besides, it would have never worked out between us.
Anderson: But why?
Alucard: Because we both like women.
Anderson: Oh yeah...
Sonic Adventure Abriged
Episode 1:
Eggman Singing "Rain Drops Keep Fallin on My Head"
Big:Froggy I love you even if you do give me genital warts.
"You are clearly made of water but we will destroy you somehow.
Chaos singing the Spider-Man theme in Blah-Blah's
The Ending:
Eggman:muhaahahhahaha sonic dosen't even realize i'm behind this genius evil plan and I'm watching him at this very moment! muahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahha...
Sonic(offscreen):I can hear you Eggman!
Eggman:Son of a bitch!
Episode 2:
Big:Froggy don't run away your just dragging out the plot and making us seem like relevant characters! Aw he went down the sewer, come back here jesus! Hello officer i'm not doing anything wrong just trying to find my slippery friend and committing grand theft auto for two seconds.
Froggy:Stop following me dumbass... I mean ribbit.
this:
Tails:I'VE SOILED MYSELF!!!!!!!!
Sonic:Worst. Sidekick. Ever. you can fly just bail out you dipshit!
Tails:What?(Plane explodes)
Sonic insulting Michael Jackson, and then getting chased by a whale and developing sever whaleaphobia.
"Dolphins! I knew you were in league with the whales!"
On Chaos Emeralds:
Tails:I've been testing a new power source.
Sonic:Is it a chaos emerald?
Tails:How did you know?
Sonic:BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING CHAOS EMRALD! SHOW ME ONE SONIC GAME WITHOUT A CHAOS EMRALD AND I'LL SHOW YOU A GAY VAMPIRE!
Tails:Sonic and the Secret Rings?
Sonic:Don't. Ever. Mention. that. Name. Again
Tails:Sonic and the Black Night?
Sonic:Okay heres your prize.
(Shows picture of Edward Cullen)Edward:sparkle sparkle!
When sonic asks tails to take a closer look at his emerald after calling it gay:It shows the same Edward picture on it complete with Big Gay Al's Song from South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Episode 5
Knuckles making an unconcious Sonic give him a blowjob.
Knuckles: Aw yeah, Sonic, take it, take it like a chilli dog.
"And now I'll escape on my invisible tredmill. Walking in place, walking in place, walking in place."
Meowth explaining how he got the Squirtle Squad on his side in episode 11:
Ash: Why are you guys taking orders from Meowth? Meowth: I told them the series ended with Team Gurren taking orders from a talking cat, and they just started listening to me. Ash: But that's not what happens! The show ends with— Meowth:SPOILERS!!![scratches Ash's face]
Misty trying to think up a Green Aesop for Episode 17:
Misty: Those fools! They're disrespecting the ocean. And the ocean is much like an elephant, it never forgives. Wait, that doesn't make any sense! Where was I going with that? Are they still look-oh, sh*t, they are still looking at me. They can't hear me, can they?
Haunter and Ghastly watching footage of Ash crossdressing in episode 21:
Ash: Is it bad that I feel comfortable?
James: Since when has it ever been bad to feel comfortable?
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