Metal Gear Solid: The Abridged Snakes
- "NOTHING IS BULLETPROOF! NOW STOP USING YOUR SORCERY AND DIE LIKE A MAN!"
- "God DAMN that's ineffective!"
- "The DARPA chief is dead. I don't think he was familiar with hyperbole."
- At the end of the silent film episode, the stinger is Snake, suddenly able to speak, saying "testicles." This is so random and immature that it's hilarious.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Abridgerty