Sasuke: (Completely deadpan mid-rape) "I don't like this."
Naruto: "Now I have transformed into Sasuke so that I can seduce Sakura! I am such an appealing character!"
After hearing they were both put on Sasuke's team...
Naruto and Sakura: THREESOME NO JUTSU!
Having Yami pop up saying "This is a show about ninjas! Apparently."
The flubbed line from episode three being left in was good. "Oh my god Sasuke is so pucki- gah blah... oh my god Sasuke is so fucking pretty!" The camera actually rewinding after Naruto screws up his line makes it even more funny somehow.
The entire part in the "The following is a fan based parody" bit, read by Zabuza getting a blowjob from Gato.
Naruto throwing a kunai at the narrator.
Naruto: "A narrator!" (throws a kunai towards the screen)
Narrator: "Ow! Son of a shit!"
Sakura: Naruto, what the hell?
Naruto: "Can't you hear them? They're everywhere! Narrating us!"
Narrator: Sakura didn't know what to make of Naruto's insane ramblings...
Naruto: "There she is again!" (throws another kunai)
Narrator: "JESUS CHRIST, MY FUCKING THROAT IS BLEEDING!"
Naruto: Man, This is even more frustrating then the time I accidentally turned off my Animal Crossing game. Mr. Resetti: Hey motherfucker, what did I tell you about resetting?! *punch**punch**punch* Naruto: I was waiting for you this time, you mole fucker!
This part from the beginning:
David Bowie: Naruto, you remind me of the babe. Naruto: What babe? David Bowie: The babe with the power. Naruto: What babe? David Bowie: The power of voodoo- Naruto:What babe? David Bowie: Naruto, haven't you seen Labyrinth? Naruto: Can't say I have, David-Bowie-Sama-Sensei-Senpai-San-Sama. David Bowie: ...What the fuck is wrong with you?! Naruto: -kun.
Zabuza: Now there is nothing you can do to stop me from killing Tazuna. Naruto: WE WILL NEVER LET YOU—wait, who the hell is Tazuna? Tazuna: Hello. Naruto: Oh, right. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU KILL THAT OLD MAN!!
Tazuna: And so, Gilligan was left all alone in the world, with nobody to love him.
Sakura: Wait, what about you—
Tazuna: WITH NOBODY TO LOVE HIM.
Naruto: The old man's story has taught me a valuable lesson! And it is that we should not complain about Masako leaving, we should be grateful for everything he has done for us and respect his decision to move on with his life!
Sakura: Why are you on the floor?
Naruto: I'm waiting for Sasuke to FUCK ME!
Everything Sasuke says in episode 7 is GOLD. Especially this bit:
Sasuke: -Monotone- He was like the Sasuke's father I never had because Sasuke's brother killed him noooooooooooooo.
Sasuke: (All while in the background he monotones "Om Nom Nom Nom Nom") Nobody will ever understand the food I taste. The food that tastes like regret. And noodles. Just like the taste in my mouth when Sasuke's Brother ruined my life. For some reason, there were noodles involved. It was weird.
The end of the episode.
The Take That at Vegeta3986. A scene revolved around one of Tazuma's workers, who voice sound eerily similar to Vegeta's, bringing his girlfriend on to work on the bridge. She promptly ruins it.
Assistant Director: (in YGOTAS Joey's voice, to the director) Sir, I'm afraid the princess has been kidnapped, oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!
Tristan: (from a nearby truck) I think the assistant Director is gay!
Yugi: (popping up beside him) Oh, you don't know that!
"THE POLAR EXPRESS IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEE!"
Kakashi explaining the Villain of the movie:
Kakashi: They're a rare breed of Ninja called Forgettable Movie Villains. You've never heard of them and after you've finish fighting them you won't remember it even happened. But for the next 90 minutes you'll think they are the biggest threat you've faced in your entire life!
Cliche Henchman No. 1: Hey, David Bowie. The Seventies called; they want their timely references back.
Kakashi: Oh yeah? Well Advent Children called and they want their crappy villains back!
M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: Would somebody kill this guy already?
Naruto: But wait, I didn't tell you about the log yet! *Gets knocked out*
M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: And it's great because they're like talking to the dog, and it's like...they're saying "I love you" and the dog is like "Auwowowowowowoo". And it sounds like it..its saying "I love you" back to them, its really adorable. You gotta..you gotta watch it on YouTube one time, man. So anyway, what was it you wanted?
Guard: Like I said, sir, the prisoners have escaped.
M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: Aw, come on, man. What? No. I was having such a good day. beat Hey. beat Hey.
Guard: What, sir?
M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: Owowowowowowowoo.
Guard: I love you too, sir.
"Very well, I choose....NARWHALS."
The music following this, coupled with the fact THEY ACTUALLY USE NARWHALS IN THE MOVIE, makes it ten times funnier.
Naruto: Did you see that?! At first the Power Rangers started fighting me, but then we decided that we were all friends and so we went to McDonald's to get food and have a big party that ended with Tommy punching the Grimace in the face!