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From the Series itself:

• "The cure is nudity." "But I'm already naked!"
• Rainbow Dash trying to "counter curse" in Episode 7 and Haunting Nightmare: "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!"
• "Rubber Ducky You are THE ONE! You make bathtime LOTS OF FUN!"
• Most of what Seaty Belt/Thrackerzod says in the final scene of episode 10 is hilarious, due to how badly the apparently normal pony... thing... blends in.
  Seaty Belt: I AM BLENDING IN!
• Nazi!Rarity. Heck, Rarity in general.
• Any time Twilight mentions her childhood.
• Twilight explaining herself to Celestia on Ep. 8. Even more funny thanks to the return of The Rubber Ducky Song.
  Twilight: Noooo, noo, that was wrong! So wrong!
• Spike's "They threatened me with Tiny Hammers!"
• "I think a tiny, evil creature is living in my attic. It likes geometry. And Satan."
• "Call of the Cutie"
  • Applebloom "persuading" Doctor Whooves to buy some apples.
  Applebloom: How would you like to buy me some ice cream^* Applejack promised her ice cream in exchange for helping out?
  Doctor: (backing away) Sounds illegal...
  Applebloom: Are you sure you don't wanna buy me any ice cream? Because I am the perfect height to reach your dangly bits, and I think we both know what I'm implying here.
  Doctor: (getting nervous)Look, I'm really busy right now and I'm doing something really important. I have to save a kitty named Mr. Fluffles from certain doom.
  Applebloom: Do not make me get persuasive with you!
  Doctor: (panicked)Stay back! I can travel through time!
  Applebloom: Well, good, you're gonna need that power, because I am about to kick your dick into last Thursday!
  Doctor: I will cry!
  Applebloom: Children have no empathy! I don't even care! You give me some friggin' ice cream!
  Doctor: Okay! Just take the money and leave me alone!

From "Rainbow Dash Presents":

• From Rainbow Dash Presents Cupcakes. It starts with Rainbow Dash deciding to put on a gorilla suit after reaching Sugarcube Corner and spirals into hilarious madness from there.
• From (ironically enough) Rainbow Dash Presents: Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla:
  • Thrackerzod's "I WANT TO BE AN OOMPA LOOMPA. Take me to them so the deed may be done..."
  • Mexican Surprise as Pogo the Clown. John Wayne Gacy's clown name.
  Thrackerzod: Wait. Doesn't Willy Wonka kill all the children?
  Surprise: O-Okay, hey, hey that's a good point, I'm not Willy Wonka anymore! I'm Pogo the Clown! You can trust Pogo! She's safe with kids!
  • Aurora: OH MY GAWD WE'RE GONNA BE GROUND INTO RAINBOWS!!!
  • During their Legends of the Hidden Temple-esque escape from the Rainbow Factory, the ponies get stuck in and ultimately fail at the Shriiiiiiiine of the Silver Monkey.
  Applebloom: I'm trying to force it, but it won't go!
  Thrackerzods: The head is backwards.
  Scootaloo: Try jiggling it around.
  Thrackerzods: The head is backwards.
  Applebloom: Maybe it's broken?
  Thrackerzods: THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS!
  • "There's this one kid with a magical glandular problem, and his butt's like, falling through the floor..."
  • "There's cookies and punch at the door."
  • "Now I dressed up like Willy Wonka and a clown for nothing!"
  • "You've been grounding up ponies, baby? Sure you haven't been grinding up ON ponies? HOO!"
• From Rainbow Dash Presents: Haunted Nightmare:
  • Any scene involving Zecora.
  • Pinkie trying to drug Twilight so she can have her way with her.
  • "Meka Leka Yes Meka Heiny Ho! Meka Leka Yes Meka Heiny Ho!"
  • Rainbow Dash goes to get a glass of water for Pinkie Pie. Literally one second after disappearing into Twilight's kitchen, she does something to set off the smoke detector. And then a jackhammer. And then machine gun chatter, complete with muzzle flash. And finally, a barking dog.
  Rainbow Dash (off-screen): Twilight, do you have any ketchup?
  • This exchange near the end of the video:
  Zecora: I saved you from swamp gas!
  Twilight: You saved me from....what?
  Zecora: I am the deuess macarena!
  Twilight: You mean Deus ex Machina?
  Zecora: HEEEEEEEEYYY, MACARENA!
• In "Rainbow Dash Presents: A Beautiful Day In Equestria", Twilight's response to the shipping: running.
  • And after the credits, we find out she wound up in a nightclub. Filled entirely with various apes.
    • Made even funnier when in the commentary we learn that this is the canon ending to the fan fic.
• Rainbow Dash Presents : My Little Dashie...
  • The fact that a Batman plot was put into it.
    • With an added pinch of Harry Potter for good measure.
  • The reaction to Dash's memory loss.
    Rarity:This is like, the seventh time. The Seventh Time!
  • The stinger at the end.

From other Spin-offs and One-shots:

• "Alicorn Day"
  • Celestia's last assignment and the "lesson" Twilight learned from it:
  Spike: So, hey, you remember that letter she [Celestia] sent you where she asked you to get those pictures of Applejack's brother?
  Twilight: Yeah.
  Spike: And then she told you to write a critique of Mac's physical appearance?
  Twilight: Yeah
  Spike: And then she sent the critique to Mac?
  Twilight: (Levitates a drink into her hoof) Yeah.
  Spike: What'd you tell her you learned from that?
  Twilight (In a Monotone): A Phillips screwdriver is persuasive, but not seductive; and also Rarity charges out the butt for stuff I really think she should do as a friend.

• "Investment Losses"
  • Twilight and Rainbow Dash on the cloud from "Alicorn Day", when suddenly Twilight's wings disappear and she falls through the cloud.
  • Aurora on the bus:
  Aurora Excuse me, weird adult talking to a kid. I'm supposed to avoid Stranger Danger situations. For that I need a pretty wide bubble without any strangers in it. Now, are you gonna have a Stranger Danger situation? *the adults move* Thank you! I can tell by the lack of proximity to me that you are probably OK adults.
  • The fact that Aurora's mother, Knitty Needles, sounds just like her daughter is rather amusing.
    • She even talks about going to the Embroidery Warehouse.