Funny / Teen Titans The Abridged Series

  • Raven vs. Doctor Light. It goes more or less like the original until Raven calms down, loses the tentacles, and shrinks back to her original size. Unfortunately, she missed a step.
    Beast Boy: Uh, Raven... I think you were supposed to let him out.
    Raven: GRR!
    Beast Boy: (backing away) Never mind then!
    • During the trip through Raven's mindscape in a later episode, Dr. Light can be heard in the background.
  • "Brought to you by: Exposition O's! The cereal that tells you you're eating cereal, while you eat it!"
  • Lex Luthor singing about cupcakes. (It Makes Sense in Context...sort of)
    Robin: Sweet Cthulhu! You're all a bunch of nerds!
  • "Wonder Twin Powers, activate! Form of, a Deus ex Machina!"
  • "With you out of the way, no one can stop me! Not even God himself!" "Oh yeah?" (lightning bolt)
  • "Do you think there were drugs in that imaginary tea she gave us?"
  • Cyborg going through the five stages of grief when his car is stolen, complete with captions of which stage he's in.
  • In the third episode, Cinderblock attacks the team during the opening sequence.
  • Just about every scene with Robin and Slade is priceless
    Robin: Here's your stupid weaboo crap, Slade!
  • Slade initially buys the HIVE trio to destroy the IRS, until learning they can't due to union regulations.
    Slade: Crap. Then just go... kill the Teen Titans or something.