Funny / Mirai Nikki The Abridged Series

  • Yuno's Crazy Awesome Yandereness is cranked Up to Eleven for the entirety of the show (also parodied for all it is worth), and it is glorious!
  • Yuki's first line in the series as he watches an episode of School Days.
    Yuki: Wow, that girl sure is crazy and scary! It's a good thing nobody like that exists in real life!
    Yuno: I just traveled to a parallel universe and killed myself in order to take my own place! And I did it all for the sake of love.
  • This dialogue from Episode 1.
    MurMur (to Yuki): Hey, how's it goin'?
    *beat which shows her standing on an oil drum, then cuts to Deus Ex Machina staring, then back to her and Yuki*
    Deus: Are you standing on an oil drum?
    MurMur: Yup.
    Deus: Why?
    MurMur: It's where I keep all my corn cobs.
    MurMur: I like corn.
    Deus(in a completely deadpan tone): Fantastic.
  • Yuno completely misinterpreting a conversation between Yuki and Tsubaki, assuming that Tsubaki is trying to seduce him. She was sharing a banana bread recipe.
  • Any scene involving Dave and Gary.
    Gary: "This year, Dave, I'm going to coat your biceps in chocolate frosting."
    Dave: (confused) "How will that help us win the bake-off?"
    Gary: "Win the what now?"
  • Yuno: It's too much! I can't take it anymore! I MUST GLOMP YUKI! *glomps Yuki, and in doing so, saves him from an explosion.
  • This:
    Yuno: "NEVER!"
  • When Yuki's mom meets Yuno:
    Yuki's mom: "And just who might this be?"
    Yuno: "Hello ma'am, my name is Yuno Gasai, and I'm an exterminator."
    Yuki's mom: "I don't remember calling for an exterminator. What are you here to exterminate?"
    Yuno: "Your son's virginity."
    Yuki's mom: "[while smiling] In that case, have at it."
    Yuki: "WHAT!?"
    Yuno: "Yay!"
    Narrator: "Parental consent is... good."
  • When Minene is making demands:
    Random student: "Pedophile."
    (cue part of a school building exploding)
    Minene: "LET ME FINISH!"
  • Minene's Unwanted Rescue in Episode 5:
    Minene: Of all the people to set me free, why did it have to be him?
    Kurusu(on the phone): Hey mom, I saw some boobs today!
  • Yuno decides to take the crazy even further.
    Yuno: I won't let any of you be friends with Yuki! Nobody can be Yuki's friend but me! If anyone even tries to get close to Yuki I'll f**king kill them!
    Kosuka: (deadpan) Gee wiz, do ya think this chick could be any more Yandere?
    • Earlier:
    Aru: "Kosaka. When's the last time you washed your feet."
    Kosuka: "You're supposed to wash them?"
    Mao: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
  • While in the pool:
    Yuki: Yuno your bikini top accidentally came off!
    Yuno: Nope. (beat) Hold me! (hugs him while topless)
    Pool Attendant: For gods sake women make yourself decent. (hands her top back to her)
    Yuno: Shut up and let me be naked!
  • Yuno's opinion of a woman who's in denial about her son being in a coma: