Funny: Mirai Nikki The Abridged Series
- Yuno's Crazy Awesome Yandereness is cranked Up to Eleven for the entirety of the show (also parodied for all it is worth), and it is glorious!
- Yuki's first line in the series as he watches an episode of School Days.
Yuki: Wow, that girl sure is crazy and scary! It's a good thing nobody like that exists in real life!Yuno: I just traveled to a parallel universe and killed myself in order to take my own place! And I did it all for the sake of love.Yuki: Yup. Nobody like that exists at all.
- This dialogue from Episode 1.
MurMur (to Yuki): Hey, how's it goin'?*beat which shows her standing on an oil drum, then cuts to Deus Ex Machina staring, then back to her and Yuki*Deus: Are you standing on an oil drum?MurMur: Yup.Deus: Why?MurMur: It's where I keep all my corn cobs.*Beat*MurMur: I like corn.Deus(in a completely deadpan tone): Fantastic.
- Yuno completely misinterpreting a conversation between Yuki and Tsubaki, assuming that Tsubaki is trying to seduce him. She was sharing a banana bread recipe.
- From the next episode: Yuno cuts off Tsubaki's hand afters she kisses Yuki and she comments afterwards "In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have done that."
- Any scene involving Dave and Gary.
Gary: "This year, Dave, I'm going to coat your biceps in chocolate frosting."Dave: (confused) "How will that help us win the bake-off?"Gary: "Win the what now?"
- Yuno: It's too much! I can't take it anymore! I MUST GLOMP YUKI! *glomps Yuki, and in doing so, saves him from an explosion.
Yuki: "STOP SMELLING MY UNDERWEAR!"Yuno: "NEVER!"
- When Yuki's mom meets Yuno:
Yuki's mom: "And just who might this be?"Yuno: "Hello ma'am, my name is Yuno Gasai, and I'm an exterminator."Yuki's mom: "I don't remember calling for an exterminator. What are you here to exterminate?"Yuno: "Your son's virginity."(beat)Yuki's mom: "[while smiling] In that case, have at it."Yuki: "WHAT!?"Yuno: "Yay!"Narrator: "Parental consent is... good."
- When Minene is making demands:
Random student: "Pedophile."(cue part of a school building exploding)Minene: "LET ME FINISH!"
- Minene's Unwanted Rescue in Episode 5:
Minene: Of all the people to set me free, why did it have to be him?Kuruso(on the phone): Hey mom, I saw some boobs today!
Hirasaka: Obviously my dear, it's so I can see-Minene: Blind.Hirasaka: -HEAR your voluptuous, bouncy breasts.
- And a little before that:
- "The correct term is Sentai! SENTAI!!!"
- Yuno decides to take the crazy even further.
Yuno: I won't let any of you be friends with Yuki! Nobody can be Yuki's friend but me! If anyone even tries to get close to Yuki I'll f**king kill them!Yuno: D-don't get the wrong idea, Yuuki! I-it's not like I'm killing them because I like you or anything... D-dummy!Kosuka: ...that was f**ked up.
Aru: "Kosuka. When's the last time you washed your feet."Kosuka: "You're supposed to wash them?"Mao: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
- While in the pool Yuki: "Yuno your bikini top 'accidentally' came off. Yuno: "Nope." (beat) "Hold me!" (hugs him topless) Yuki: "MARSHMELLOWS!" Pool Attendant: "For gods sake women show some decency." hands her a spare top Yuno: "Shut up and let me be naked!"