Since it's an abridged series, it's not surprising that Tsubasa abridged has these:
- "Are we having flashbacks to things that haven't even happened yet?"
- Shogo's Squirtle.
- Syaoran trying to give Sakura's feather back.
- Sorata telling the group that if they fail to pay rent he'll have to break their legs.
Mokona: Break 'em good!
- Memory playing when Syaoran has another flashback.
- "Damn, she looks good walking away!"
- "I must never let them know that I'm scared of the dark."
- The curse Tomoyo put on Kurogane
Tomoyo: That is a curse that will make every slightly effeminate bishonen in the area hit on you relentlessly...and you will subconsciously like it!
Kurogane: Damn you!!!
- "What do you think, Sexy Back?" "Stop calling me that!" "Sure thing, Hot Cakes."
- This gem:
Syaoran: (after Kurogane runs off) Should we follow him?
Fay: Maybe we should keep him on a leash...with a spiked collar...and leather straps...and by "we" I mean "I".
- "Everyone's abandoning us. I think it's your fault."
- The gang leader asking Kurogane out.
- The end credits with Kurogane lip-synching to Sexy Back. Fay popping in every now and again for the background vocals just makes it funnier.
- Sakura waking up in The Stinger.
- "Yeah, that dead girl you had in your room? I kinda lost her..."
- "How do you lose a comatose?"
- "Oh well, back to pedophilia!"
- Sakura's response when Shogo asks if she wants to ride his big, strong...Squirtle.
Sakura: Didn't my parents tell me not to go for rides with strangers? Oh right I have amnesia!
: Oh, for the love of God! You were not in the X1999
manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet.
Shogo: I was too!
Sakura: That's it, I'm jumping. I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk!
- Sakura's reaction when she starts flying. Or not.
- "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No! It's Princess Sakura!"
- "I'm glad I took all those princess grabbing classes!"
- Mokona and the kid who was following the group getting kidnapped by Primela. And no one cares.
- And Mokona singing what sounds suspiciously like Hakuna Matata.
- Primela forgetting to send the ransom note.
- Primela declaring herself the "world's leading female popstar". Syaoran's never heard of her.
- "It feels like every brain cell in my head is turning on the one next to it and they're all setting each other on fire..."
- Mokona: Who said I wanted to be rescued by you chumps?
- This exchange:
- Fay shouting every action he does when Primera throws an attack at him, like "Dodge!", "Running and Jumping!" etc.
- When Fay gets into an...interesting position with Primela:
Kurogane: Oh my God, is he actually straight!?
Fay: How about some Barbara Streisand instead?
Kurogane: Never mind.