Funny: Gantz Abridged

  • Kurono trying to avoid thinking Emo thoughts to stop Robo Rock Lee from killing him
    Kurono: Think non Emo thoughts...Think non Emo thoughts....(Fantasies about chaining up Kishimoto) HEH! The most non emo thought imaginable!
    Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL LOST!
    Kurono: (Sees Kishimoto's boobs censored with a woman with a Hitler Mustache) Oh goddamn it Quadruple A! You're the cause of all my pain and suffering!
    Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL REGAINED! PREPARING TERMINATION!
  • The Thomas Aquinas debate as Nishi is brutally killed in episode 10. Also, all 3 "happy thought" songs later on in the episode, especially Katou's Star Trek-themed one.
  • "Keiii Kurono! Keiii Kurono! I kicked all... their asses... and fucked all... their moms!"
  • The entirety of the red haired thug trying to threaten a rival gang with his Gantz gun. Culminating in....
    NOTE: THE RED HEADED STEPCHILD NEVER RECEIVED A FUNERAL.
  • From Episode 17:
    Kato: Gantz fighters roll call! I'm Kato!
    Kishimoto: I'm Kishimoto.
    Kurono: I'm Kurono! And we're the K...
    Kishimoto: K...
    Kato: K!
    Kurono: We've got to think of a better team name.
  • The following bit from the finale:
    Hojo: Who are you to decide that [Sakuraoka]'s a main character and I'm not?
    Kurono: Well, I've got a clean driving record, I was student of the week that one time, and oh yeah, I'm the guy who just made a fifty foot monster his bitch!