Funny / Gantz Abridged

• Kurono trying to avoid thinking Emo thoughts to stop Robo Rock Lee from killing him.
  Kurono: Think non-Emo thoughts...Think non-Emo thoughts... (he starts fantasizing about chaining up a naked Kishimoto) HEH! The most non emo thought imaginable!
  Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL LOST!
  Kurono: (Sees Kishimoto's boobs censored with Adolf Streisand) Oh, goddamn it Quadruple A! You're the cause of all the pain and suffering in my life!
  Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL REGAINED! TERMINATION IMMINENT!
• The Thomas Aquinas debate as Nishi is brutally killed in episode 10. Also, all 3 "happy thought" songs earlier on in the episode, especially Katou's Star Trek-themed one.
• "Keiii Kurono! Keiii Kurono! I kicked all... their asses... and fucked all... their moms!"
• The entirety of the red haired thug trying to threaten a rival gang with his Gantz gun. Culminating in....
  NOTE: THE RED HEADED STEPCHILD NEVER RECEIVED A FUNERAL.
• From Episode 17:
  Kato: Gantz fighters roll call! I'm Kato!
  Kishimoto: I'm Kishimoto.
  Kurono: I'm Kurono! And we're the K...
  Kishimoto: K...
  Kato: K!
  Kurono: We've got to think of a better team name.
• The following bit from the finale:
  Hojo: Who are you to decide that [Sakuraoka]'s a main character and I'm not?
  Kurono: Well, I've got a clean driving record, I was student of the week that one time, and oh yeah, I'm the guy who just made a fifty foot monster his bitch!

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