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Episode 0
- Archer's reason for the living room being destroyed. You can't tell if he's being serious or not.Archer: I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down.
- Rin is completely convinced that 1. Archer is a Saber servant, 2. He's Actually Satan (the Actually is important), to the extent of spending a Command Seal on ordering him not to steal her soul. No matter how hard he tries, Archer can't convince her otherwise.
- Rin's reason for fighting the Holy Grail War is that so she can obtain the Holy Grail... as in, just the cup, not the wish.Rin: I just want to stand over the corpses of six fallen heroes drinking ginger-ale from a goblet touched by the blood of Christ. Teenage girl stuff!
- Despite how much she annoys him, Rin's attitude towards attaining the grail is still enough for Archer to side with her.Archer: Fuck it, I'm in! I'm all about that zero-accountability life!
- One of Lancer's quirks is spouting limericks at the people he's trying to kill. It's still badass, but the fact that he's even doing it in the first place is hilarious.
- When Lancer shows up for the first time:Archer: Rin, watch out, something tells me this guy is trouble and never wins fights.
- Archer sarcastically suggests that Lancer might be an Archer servant thanks to the possibility he could throw his spear.Rin: You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid!Archer: You sure about that? You sure that's a fact, Rin?
- Lancer demands Archer's name, yet is not forthcoming with his own.Lancer: What's your true name, Saber?
Archer: Bite me. What's yours?
Lancer: Me? My name's Mario. First name Mario, last name Mario. Mario Mario.
Archer: Funny. I took you for the great Italian spearman, Cu Chulame.
Lancer: Bite me, "Bite Me." - Once he figures out Lancer's identity, Archer postures in front of him while simultaneously trying to persuade Rin of just how much trouble they're in.Archer: Prepare yourself, Lancer. You've selected a terrible opponent as your first.
Archer: (mentally) Rin, we need to get the FUCK out of here!
Rin: What? Why?
Archer: This guy is going to DESTROY me!
Rin: Nah, you got this!
Archer: He's pretty much Irish Hercules, Rin!
Rin: But, is he Satan?
Lancer: You're looking pretty distracted there, Saber.
Archer: Just granting you the final moments deserved by a calf about to be slaughtered.
Archer: (mentally) Rin, he is GOING TO MURDER ME!
Rin: Just use your Reality Marble; pull him into Hell!
Archer: THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS WRONG WITH THAT IDEA!! - Rin's reaction to the real Saber.Rin: This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... Bae-ber.Archer: Beautiful last words, Rin.
Episode 1
- Thanks to who he's voiced by, the YouTube subtitles nearly call Shirou Kirito before correcting themselves.
- This version of Shirou has an obsession with pipes, much to Sakura's annoyance.Shirou: Listen, Sakura. I'm not going to fight you on this. I just know deep in my heart that we do now and always need more pipes! As the sole provider of pipes in this household, I understand this better than anyone.
Shirou: On that note — back to work, Shirou! Today you save pipes; tomorrow, ''the world''! - Shirou meets Ilya.Ilya: It would be a terrible night to die. (disappears)Shirou: Uh... I don't disagree with that, but... context, please?! Hello? Tiny frightening child?
- Shirou gives himself away with his Squee over Gáe Bolg.Lancer: Who's there?! Who just complimented us?!
Shirou: I'm sorry! (runs off) - While lecturing a dying Shirou on why he wouldn't want to be a hero, Lancer uses the ultimate fate of Fergus Mac Roich as an example of a "tragic bullshit ending".Lancer: A blind spearman got him. While swimming. Sucks to be Fergus. Sucks to be you.
- And when Shirou is revived by Rin.
Shirou: I'm okay! Suck it, Fergus! ...Whoever you are! - This exchange:Shirou: You know what, Lancer? I've got a whole can of 'not your business' with your name on it.Lancer: So, like, the can is my business, but not what's inside the can. That is a weird metaphor.
- From the moment she's summoned, Saber is clearly seething from the events of Fate/Zero.Shirou: Hi...? My name is Shirou Emiya, and I've got—Saber: EMIYA?! ...Sorry, go on.
- Before that, during the fight with Lancer, Saber using modern slang.Saber:note Fo'Shizzle.
- Rin makes her pitch to Shirou.Rin: I love your friend, Shirou.Archer: (telepathically) You know, Rin, you and I may have more in common than I initially thought.Rin: I WANT YOUR SERVANT, GIMME BAE-BER!Archer: (out loud) Welp, there's my expectations, flying right out the window.
Episode 2
- Rin quickly devolves into a screaming, hair-tearing tantrum when Shirou doesn't immediately hand her Saber.
- Saber herself's thoughts on Rin's obsession:Saber: Be cautious, Master, this chick is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?
- Kirei's initial disappointment that Shirou isn't another Serial Killer. Doubly so with Shirou cheerily noting he’s a high-school student in a matter-of-fact tone. But...
- ...the homoerotic tension Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is uncomfortably apparent once he learns Shirou's name.Kirei: Ooh, say my name again, all distrustful like that...
- Speaking of Kirei and Shirou (and future Shirou):Kirei: (to Shirou) I feel like you and I will get along famously in the future.
Archer: Hey, Kirei! You suck!
Kirei: What was that?
Rin: Don't harass the priest, Satan!
Kirei: Hmm. Makes sense. - Saber's opinion of the Archer Class being a Knight Class is rather unfounded when it comes to Archer... especially when the chance to kill Shirou arises.Rin: Once I'm out of blast range, I plan to demolish you and everything within 500 feet of you, tactical nuke-style!
Shirou: Rin?
Rin: Having recently learned my Servant is an ARCHER, it seemed like the best course of action.
Saber: Surely your Servant would not be fine with such underhanded tactics.
Archer: No, I'm 100% on board with this. Should we kill the boy first? I'm thinking he's the real threat here. - Shirou singing “Hero” as he chases after Rin. It’s so silly yet endearing.
- Kirei tells Gilgamesh that meeting Shirou made him feel jubilation, invigoration, and other words that end in "ation".
Episode 3
- Kiritsugu comparing life to marbles. It rapidly breaks down and becomes a broken rant about the plot of Fate/Zero.Kiritsugu: Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.Shirou: Marbles?Kiritsugu: One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs, but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising female king marble. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause its marble buddy brought a really big black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can't. Because you signed a magical marble pact. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.Shirou: Dad...did marbles hurt you?
- Shirou and Saber's meeting with Kuzuki ends with him ominously saying that he's not fooled by their "familial lie". Then...Kuzuki: She's an 8. 7 at worst. Good job, Emiya.Shirou: Is there anyone who isn't attracted to my Servant?
- The Brick Joke, after Archer gets in one more jab about Shirou's "stupid dream":Shirou: [exasperated] Oh my God, did someone hurt you?Archer: Marbles hurt me!
- Saber wants to go to school with Shirou:Saber: As your Servant I demand that you respect my authority as a Hero and give me permission to come to school irregardless of whether you want me to or not!...Please?
Shirou: ...Noooo?
Saber: ...Damn you. Damn you truly. You win this time. - Ayako's only scene, in which she repeatedly reminds Shirou and the audience about how great he is at ARCHERy. In the middle of telling Shirou of how great an ARCHER he is, Ayako deduces that Rin has a grudge against him from an earlier incident where Rin gave her a knife covered in glowing goo and told her to stab him. And when Ayako refused, Rin gave her a second knife and told her to not fail her again.Ayako: Obviously, I'm not gonna stab you.
- At that, the whole Running Gag of Rin trying to eliminate Shirou with dirty tactics. He’s already used to it the moment she started, indicated by how he perfectly summarised her first attempt to Issei over the phone.
- What could be funnier: Archer gossiping about who Saber likes best, or pulling a …But He Sounds Handsome regarding Shirou? Him doing both at the same time, of course. Top it off with him doing that right after Rin has just finished one of her self-aggrandizing rants.Archer: Strong hands.Rin: What?Archer: That's probably what Saber likes. Shirou's got strong hands.Rin: ...You're weird. You're weird about Shirou.
- After consulting with Sakura about what Rin was doing with Ayako earlier, Shirou mutters to himself about how Rin is serious about the Holy Grail War. Thing is, he forgot where he was for a second.Sakura: (Rider's Master) The Holy Grail War?Shirou: What?Sakura: (mentally facepalming) You just said Holy Grail War, right in front of me.Shirou: I most certainly did not!Sakura: Please don't tell me you instantly forgot I was in front of you...Shirou: Sakura! I would never!
- Sakura mentions that Ayako and Rin were arguing, so Shirou asks if she saw anything else like the argument turning violent. Sakura replies that she didn't see a Cat Fight unfold if that's what Shirou was asking for. Shirou realizes his poor choice of words and tries to clarify the question to Sakura, but she doesn't believe him at all.
- While fighting Rider, Shirou hears Shinji laughing from a distance, and easily realizes who's commanding her. Rider has her own thoughts on the matter.Rider: Are you referring to Shinji Matou? Heir to the withering Matou bloodline? Brother of the beautiful, sagacious Sakura Matou? (grins) Never heard of him.Shinji: How DARE you speak of me in this manner!Shirou: Yeah, that's definitely Shinji.Shinji: I am probably not Shinji!
- When Shirou is trying figure out which Servant Rider is, Rider attacks him with her chain nails, causing him to scream, "Spiker, she's Spiker!"
Episode 4
- Archer trolling Shirou by perpetually finger-snapping. For bonus points, it sounds like marbles.
- Rin compares herself and Shirou to Hermione and Ron when he proves to be useful in disabling Blood Fort Andromeda. Shirou, knowing the two characters become a couple, asks her how much of Harry Potter she's read, which turns out to be just the first four books. Rin's first instinct about the spoiler she senses is somewhat off:Rin: Does one kill the other later?
- Shirou tries to demonstrate Reinforcement to Saber, but every object he tries it on keeps breaking, causing him to rant. Saber bails when he's about to try it on a lightbulb.
- Shirou starts really getting irritated when he finds out Caster also wants Saber.Shirou: COME ON! Is there anyone in this War who isn't in love with my Servant?!
- Despite clearly not wanting to save Shirou, Archer still decides to do so, because if Caster was to get Saber instead of Rin, he would never hear the end of it. Of course, if Rin was the one to get Saber, he also would never hear the end of it, but lesser of two evils...
- How did Archer get pass Assassin? By telling him a more competent swordsman than him (Saber) was on his way.Caster: DAMN THAT MAN AND HIS BATTLE FETISH!
- Shirou's ignorance in calling his Magecraft "Magic", which in the Nasuverse are two different things. Both Archer and Caster call him out on it.Shirou: Tomato, tomahto.Archer: More like tomato to-Nuclear Warhead!
- Assassin introduces himself as Saber... to the real Saber. The wind gets taken out of his sails pretty quickly after that. He can only ask her to tell any Servant who hasn't encountered either of them that he's a Saber, and it turns out only Rider hasn't done so.Assassin: So Archer lied to me...
- Saber and Assassin's attempts to identify each other. He thinks she's Jeanne d'Arc (wouldn't be the first time), and she thinks he's Miyamoto Musashi, or, as Assassin would call him, "Master of the Sharpened Oar, Hero of the Blinding Sun, Progenitor of Being a Hack". His reaction tips Saber off that he's Sasaki Kojiro —Assassin: ... and by that, I mean that's who I would be if I existed, but I don't!
[...]
Saber: I was just thinking... a man this enjoyable to fight couldn't exist! And I was right. And I am sad. - Assassin's story of how and why he developed Tsubame Gaeshi... namely to remove birds from his garden without getting their gross bird bits everywhere.Saber: So, instead of hiring a cleaning lady, you developed a technique that reaches beyond true magic. That's absurd!Assassin: Hey, I'm just the wraith, I didn't write this!
- Saber is once again powerless against Shirou's "No".Saber: It's like that word was handcrafted by the Devil itself to torment me...
- Bonus points for the second Running Gag regarding Archer's supposed identity.
Episode 5
- Rin gives out another nickname, this time to Blood Fort Andromeda: Fruit Punch Murder Slurpee.
- Shirou checks on Sakura during Rider's attack. She uses the last of her energy and what is basically her last moment on the show to sneak in a parting zing at Shirou's inability to catch her hints.Shirou: Sakura! Sakura, are you okay?
Sakura: (weakly) Oh cool. Nice that in my final moments you come to find me. After all, talking when I'm in perfectly good health would've been outrageous, stupid idiot.
Rin: H-how is she?
Shirou: I'm gonna keep listening, one second!
Sakura: (weakly) If you bring home one more broken pipe you don't need I'm gonna crack you up so bad with it. The only broken thing that needs fixing is your inability to commit to a relationship on any level.
Shirou: Yeah, she's fine. Basically normal, actually. - Archer was absent for most of the episode because he was out buying batteries, and complaining to the manager because he only needs two and the smallest pack is a twelve pack.Archer: I might have made the CEO of Banasonic my mortal enemy.
- Even better, the animation is from Carnival Phantasm.
- When it looks like Rider is hitting on Saber, Saber goes, "Not you too!"
- Rin is left stupefied when Shinji identifies Caster's Master as a teacher, but has no idea what his name is, defending himself by claiming there are too many teachers to memorize. She calls him stupid and points out memorizing names isn't that hard.
- Shirou and Saber apparently keep a list of "people like [Rin]," aka the people who want Saber (Baeber).
- Shirou expresses dismay that he never learned Rider's True Name. Archer is similarly disappointed.
- Shinji actually threatens to sue Kirei for not explaining the rules of the Holy Grail War thoroughly enough for him and making him think he could resummon his Servant.
- He had initially wanted to rough him up a bit, but Kirei turned out to be "way too buff".
- Once he learns that the kid intends to antagonize Shirou, Kirei's talk with Shinji goes into a direction that Gilgamesh doesn't like:Kirei: Rejoice, young man!
Gilgamesh: "YOROKOBE" MY ASS, KIREI! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!- Gil's opinion of the Matou family's magecraft reflects what every newcomer to the Nasuverse probably thinks when they learn about it.Gilgamesh: Penis bugs. Penis bug magic. He stuck me with a diseased, perverse Master. Gonna cut his face off. It's gonna come right off...
- Gil's opinion of the Matou family's magecraft reflects what every newcomer to the Nasuverse probably thinks when they learn about it.
- In the end credits, Sakura complains about the fact she stopped appearing until the very end in the source material after this episode.
Episode 6
- Illya talking about how terrified Rin and Shirou must be of the inevitability of facing Berserker again, only for the camera to cut to them and reveal they completely forgot about him.
- Leysritt commentating, Sakura-style, on Ilya and Sella's argument.
- The best part is, Leysritt's gangsta.
- Rin's utter refusal to admit that she wasted a Command Seal shortly after summoning Archer.
- Shirou points out their plan to ambush Caster won't work because Caster will be able to sense Saber, but Rin tells him to shut up. Later, Saber tries to sneak up on Caster, only for her to say she can sense her.
- "They didn't break any of your delicate human bones, did they?"
- Rin's utter embarrassment at Shirou turning the confrontation with Caster into a therapy session of sorts. Caster says she doesn't give a crap about Shirou's dream of becoming a hero, but he doesn't take the hint and keeps talking.
- It turns out that Kuzuki killed the previous drama teacher and took on his identity... only he forgot to learn what he actually taught, resulting in him becoming the classless teacher he is today.
- When Shirou makes his first projections, he starts shrieking in agony and says he probably should have practiced more, then he says, "Come on, Hero Power!"
- Rin's In Love with Your Carnage moment when she sees Shirou manifest Noble Phantasms in his fight with Kuzuki.
- Archer somehow sensing both of these events, albeit without quite understanding, and Rin's In Love with Your Carnage eliciting more horror than Shirou's Tracing.
(Shirou summons Kanshou and Bakuya)
Archer: Why do I have the feeling that something terrible just happened?
Rin: Whoa, are you projecting Noble Phantasms? I have never found you as hot as I do right now, Emiya!
Archer: No, no, this feeling is beyond terrible; there isn't a word for this! - Saber reiterating her desire to "cut [Caster] in twain!" even after being strangled.
- The montage of Shirou being a total klutz after he screwed up his body from making his projections.
- Archer shows up to help Shirou recover from his Heroic RRoD, though there is a complication.Saber: What's the catch?
Archer: Rin used a Seal and... kinda... she made it so I can't go near you unless I ask and you give permission. I have to ask a certain way. The catch is, you immediately erase this from your memory.
Shirou: O-kay...
xVx_3m1y@_xVx_KillMeee: (through gritted teeth) Mista Shiwou, big tuff muscle myan, would it be okay if wittle ole' me mosey'd on over dere for a byit?*
(Stunned Silence)
Shirou: Yeah. Yeah, it's uh, it's okay. - After blasting Shirou's idealism yet again, Archer decides to leave so Shirou and Saber can be alone, to their confusion.Shirou: Alone?
Saber: Why would we want that?
Archer: Be-cause the two of you... aren't you two, like, a thing? Like, romantically?
Shirou: Oh my god, that's inappropriate!
Tiger Mom: Shirou is like a son to me, good sir!*
Archer: Are you kidding? W-what kind of messed-up world is this where Shirou Emiya doesn't even- (deep breath) Alright, alright, alright, not worth it, not worth it. This isn't worth it. Neither of you is worth this. You two sit here and platonically hold hands or whatever, I'm done with you. (vanishes)
Shirou: I am incapable of understanding that man!
Saber: Abs for days, though.- Even more ironically, this Ship Sinking and Archer's frustration over it coincides with the fact that the episode was uploaded around Valentine's Day.
- Shirou's ready to send Rin home, only to be corrected.Rin: Oh, sorry, did I not tell you? I'm living here now.
Shirou: No you're not!
Rin: So is Archer.
Shirou: No he's not!
Rin: And I'm sharing a room with Saber.
Shirou: Go on...
Rin: And a bed with Saber.
Shirou: You may stay.
Rin: It's cute that you pretend that you had permission to give. This is gonna work out.
Shirou: ...I have no control over my life, do I?
Rin: (offscreen) I'm taking your Servant on a date tomorrow! You'll be required to carry our things!
Shirou: Nope.
Episode 7
- The series' parody of the trio randomly visiting a glasses store to try on glasses, with Rin loudly musing while bespectacled about her and Saber's marketability much to Shirou's confusion and discomfort.
- Apparently Saber hates to lose so much that when Rin was beating her at the batting range, Saber started to throw bats at the mesh separating the three of them in an attempt to knock out Rin.
- As part of her plan to draw out Caster, Rin needs herself, Shirou, and Saber to act natural on a day out. According to her, acting natural while having a picnic is apparently furiously making out with Saber to piss off Caster (among other reasons) and/or loudly yelling that they are currently defenseless if Caster were to attack them at the moment.Rin (when nothing happens):...Is it possible she saw through my plan?
- Saber decides the best way to go along with Rin's plan is to eat every sandwich in a 100 foot radius, even wondering if she should steal other people's sandwiches, just to follow Rin's plan.
- When Caster tries to murder Kirei, only for him to easily fight off her minions, she comments that she did not expect him to be a badass. Then she says that if he survives long enough, she would like to watch him and Kuzuki wrestle.
Episode 8
- A mother and a daughter come across Shirou:Daughter: Mommy, why is that swordman bleeding so much?
Mother: Because he doesn't have a sense of his own limits and compulsively has to help others, sweetie. Now come along before he offers you candy.
Daughter: I hope his journey nears its completion.- The scene is titled "World's Most Observant Little Girl."
- Shirou somewhat ineptly, but very sincerely, calling Rin's the "[Helen of Troy of asses]".
- Rin doesn't mind at all. She knows what she's got.
- Archer calling Kuzuki a "Manic Pixie Dream Girl in a suit and dress shoes (barring all other qualifications, Type C, D ii at best)".
- His incredulous reaction upon learning Souichirou Kuzuki, a man so terrifyingly skilled he can FIGHT SERVANTS, was sent to kill FUJIMURA TAIGA. You can practically hear his brain shutting down and restarting upon learning this.
- Medea's reaction to Archer suggesting that she ate her former master's soul — especially after she finally explains how he died and Archer asks (again) if she did it.
- The holes in Medea's former master's logic of summoning the Dragon using the Argon Coin. He apparently didn't do enough research.
Episode 9
- Leysritt is absolutely hysterical this episode. From her constant inquiries of "big axe (mode) engage?", to still being as gangsta as before, to her surprising enthusiasm about Illya considering making birds with tiny wolf heads (or "wirds"("words"?), as she puts it), every single scene with her is hilarious.
- Sella is absolutely not having Shinji's... well, anything, really.Sella: Stop, and die. Just... stop screaming, and die. This will be so much more pleasant for everyone if you would just stop screaming and then- (cue Gilgamesh)
- Illya's reaction to Gilgamesh offing Sella and Leysritt:Illya: You bastard... they were... they were my maids! Who's gonna cook my Toaster Strudels NOW, YOU ASSHOLE?! DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?!
- It's harder to think of what makes this reaction funnier: the fact Illya's more concerned over making easily-made breakfast pastries than the fact her own maids were just murdered, or the fact that it implies the pampered and well-off Illya is completely helpless at very basic tasks.
- Speaking of Gilgamesh, he's also absolutely amazing, bouncing between Black Comedy and somehow being more him than his canon self. In order...
- Accidentally(?) referencing Fate/EXTRA by claiming it should suffice to call his class "Gilgamesh".
- Being surprised that the Einzbern homunculi can, in his words, "function as doorbells" if murdered.
- Telling Berserker to "batter up" before they proceed to fight, in reference to himself having just called his axe-sword a bat.
- Almost telling Shinji to get away from Berserker's corpse, before backing down and telling him to stay right where he was instead.
- Being completely unfazed by the fact that God Hand renders Berserker practically immune to whatever killed him prior, because he just needs more weapons and doesn't see it as a problem.
- Referencing Hercules several times.
- Being technically correct about only having three Noble Phantasms. (Gate of Babylon is counted as a single one despite the individual ranks and effects of the various weapons inside)
- Shirou, Rin, Shinji and Gilgamesh fall into a "good old-fashioned Grail War stand-off," with Rin threatening to kill Shinji if Gilgamesh moves. Gilgamesh gives them permission to kill his supposed "master." Rin instead spares him out of pure spite.Shinji: Sh-shooting me won't stop Gilgamesh, of course-
Gilgamesh: (casually) Oh, but it might make you feel better. He's right there. Offer going once...
Shinji: GILGAMESH?!
Gilgamesh: (mockingly) Gilgamesh, please don't let them shoot me to death! That is what your obnoxious squawking sounds like, Shinji.
Rin: Whatever, leave. It's obvious you don't need Shinji. You can enjoy keeping him around as your court jester, or boyfriend, or... whatever this is.
Shinji: How dare you!
Gilgamesh: I want to empathize that "how dare you," but agreeing with Shinji leaves the taste of vomit in my mouth. - At the end of another brutal episode...Shirou: (voice cracking) Well now what do we do?!
Rin: Heckin'... (sigh) I dunno, man.
Episode 10
- Lancer shows up. Shirou and Rin immediately start freaking out and rapidly bickering about what they should do. Lancer just takes it in stride and watches with amusement. "I can wait."
- Lancer offers to team up with Rin and Shirou, but says that his master won't be joining the effort since he is "the actual worst person alive".
- Upon hearing this, Rin instantly concludes that she knows who Lancer's master is.
- Rin helpfully informs Lancer that Archer is not, in fact, Satan. Shirou comments that he never thought Archer was Satan but just went along with it because of Rin.
- Lancer's continued nicknaming of Archer as "Bite Me". Oh, and Archer answers to it.
- Lancer's limerick diss against Archer.Lancer: There was a snide Archer in red,
No woman would join him in bed,
He picked the wrong side, and fate will decide,
If this fight will end with him dead!
Archer: Did you just call me a virgin through limerick!? - Rin and Caster argue over polyamorous relationships.Rin: It is the current year, Medea. If I want to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, that's my business. Don't be such a boomer.
Kuzuki: That's rude.
Rin: Baeber will always have a place in my heart.
Shirou: I accept this.
Caster: You dare accuse me of being close-minded, you whelp?! I'll have you know that Kuzuki and I are explicitly comfortable with a younger woman taking part in our relationship! - Archer tries to clue Lancer in to using his Noble Phantasm. When it doesn't work, he switches to insults:Archer: Hey, Hound! How does it feel being someone's attack poodle?
Lancer: (raises his spear at Archer) What did you call me, Archer?
Archer: Also, heroes are stupid, pride is worthless, and potatoes are a compromise, not a food. - In response to Rin forming a contract with Saber.Archer: THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE!Rin: THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE!Shirou: This is a timeline!
- Just as Archer did, when Saber forms a contract with Rin, she promises to "fuck up all the bitches".
- Everyone gets irritated that Archer keeps speaking cryptically. Saber eventually yells at him to speak in plain English (even commenting that she's the one saying it), but he does not comply.Saber: For once in your life, can you speak like a human being?! I'm saying that! ME!
