Funny / Dragon Ball Z Abridged E 60 Epilogue

• First thing Trunks does when getting back to his future? Vent about his father.
  Trunks: Hey Mom, you ever meet Dad?!
  Bulma: ...*sighs* Okay, look, love is complicated. Seriously, how was I supposed to prepare you for a year alone with him? I never even got a week.
  Future Trunks: Mom, you didn't prepare me for a car ride to the grocery store with the man. What did you see in him?
  Bulma: A short, stubborn, powerful person desperate for recognition. As a female scientist in her early 30s, I...guess I identified with that.
• Bulma is quite nonchalant about her past self hitting on Trunks:
  Future Trunks: Before you found out I was your son, in the past... you might've made a pass at me.
  Future Bulma: Well, duh!
  Future Trunks: MOM!
  Future Bulma: Hey, it's not my fault your dad's genetics and mine got along like chocolate and peanut butter.
  Future Trunks: Is that why you used to call me your "little peanut butter cup"?
• When Trunks finds the androids, 18 is busy blasting apart a building. Turns out she's mad because someone called her a "ho-bot".
  • 17 admits he would've called her a "ro-thot".
  • When 18 points out that she's not even an android, 17 retorts that as a woman, she'd be called a gynoid—the fact that it has "guy" in the name confuses him for a while, until he realize it's "gy" like gynecology.
• Trunks ambushes 18. Her response is similar to the one 17 gave to a cheap shot from Gohan.
  18: You goddamn cheapshotting asshole!
• Trunks unthinkingly calls 17 and 18 androids, causing them both to get offended. When he admits it's what they were called in the past, the two get caught up in the mechanics of time travel.
• After Trunks knocks 18 down, 17 anxiously asks if it's a bad time to point out Trunks's specific choice in shirt while fighting her. It's not until a minute later when he flat-out refers to Trunks as "Wifebeater" that 18 finally gets the joke.
  18: Wait a second! That's what you meant by "his choice in shirt"? Jesus, dude!
  17: What, are you kidding? I put a bullet in some dude's grey matter^note the guy survived in canon because Trunks arrived earlier then not two minutes ago and that's what's got you offended?
• After he destroys 18, Trunks turns to 17. 17, quickly realizing how thoroughly screwed he is, asks Trunks if there is some way he can convince him not to kill him. Trunks tells him that he might be willing to spare him, on one condition.
  Trunks: What was my master's name?
  17: ...huh?
  Trunks: My master. The man who trained me. The man whose arm you took! The man you killed! WHAT! WAS HIS NAME!
  17: [visibly shaking] Goooo...ku Junior...?
  Trunks: Wrong answer!
• Trunks and Bulma's Bad "Bad Acting" in order to bait Cell.
  Trunks: (after Bulma leaves) Alright, tall, dark and bugly, I know you're there!
  Cell: No, you don't! This is an ambush— (realizes he's being ambushed) ooooooh...
• Bulma's reaction to Cell and his terrible attempts to hide.
  Bulma: Oh, shit. Is that him? You know, you never told me he was green, but I imagined he was green. He's looking right at us. Does he... does he know I can see him? Is his vision based on movement?
  • Later, her reaction to Cell's appearance:
    Bulma: Seriously, whose DNA made him look like he stepped into a teleporter with Jeff Goldblum?
• Trunks keeps interrupting Cell's evil monologue.
  Cell: So I'm going to need that time machine so I can—
  Trunks: Go back in the past and absorb the cyborgs.
  Cell: —to achieve my—
  Trunks: Perfect form.
  Cell: (nettled) Okay, you suck. You are sucking all of the fun out of this. I'm the only one who sucks here, boy— That came out wrong.
  Trunks: No, sounds right to me.
• Cell accidentally inspiring a Call-Back to his other self's fight with Trunks.
  Cell: How? How do you know all this!?
  Trunks: Because, as someone once told me: Multiverse theory's a bitch.
  Cell: Okay, I feel like you're referencing something and I don't get it, and that's not fair.
  • He then pettily remarks that he's going to need the time machine to go back in time and re-do his conversation with Trunks.
• Cell reveals that "Cell" wasn't the name he wanted to call himself, though he does admit it's a cooler name than he thought of. He originally wanted to go with Jiren.
  "Yeah, see, I thought it was boring too."
  • And calling back again, to his other self's fight with Vegeta.
    Cell: Oh, you think you're cute?!
    Trunks: Bitch... (goes Super Saiyan) I'm adorable.
• Once Cell starts getting curb-stomped by Trunks he proceeds to look at the audience and ask for their help like it was an episode of Dora the Explorer.
  Cell: Boy howdy, kids, looks like your old friend Cell's in quite a sticky wicket. Whatever should he do? (Beat) Use the Kamehameha? Good idea! (charges the Kamehameha) KA-ME—
  Trunks: (fires massive blast) HHAAAAAA!
  Cell: LET ME FINISH!!
  • If Canadian subtitles are put on, it's revealed they actually advised using a Kaio-ken Spirit Bomb.
• When Cell is about to die, he prepares to sing his own version of "My Way"... but since this version has only had about 2 minutes of screen time he only gets enough clips to reach the first line before he gets vaporized.
• In the end Trunks finds finally liberating his future from all threats completely "anti-clim—" (cut to credits)
  • This one got doubly hilarious after Season 4 was cancelled as it means that barring The Stinger, this is the line Dragon Ball Z Abridged ended on.
• The Stinger shows that Bulma was telling the truth about Trunks' birth. He was born out of one night of passion... that became many nights because "In for a penny, in for a pounding. And I really was!" Even funnier is that Trunks keeps telling her not to say it and screaming really hard (in the same tone of his internal scream when Present Bulma was hitting on him) after hearing it.
  [External Screaming]