History Funny / DragonBallZAbridgedAndroidsCellSaga

27th Aug '16 7:19:08 PM wanderlustwarrior
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* Team Four Star apparently noticed Semi-Perfect Cell's ass has the same coloring and texture as Imperfect Cell's mouth. Which means Semi-Perfect Cell can apparently speak through said ass in Imperfect Cell's voice.

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* Team Four Star apparently noticed In a reference to WeeklyTubeShow, Semi-Perfect Cell's ass has ass-butt having the same coloring and texture as Imperfect Cell's mouth. Which mouth means Semi-Perfect Cell can apparently speak through said ass in Imperfect Cell's voice.
27th Aug '16 7:14:42 PM wanderlustwarrior
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'''Gohan''': Okay, well, we're gonna avoid that word for now- (void... void...) ...''[[GivingUpOnLogic Why]]''?

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'''Gohan''': Okay, well, we're gonna avoid a''void'' that word for now- (void... void...) ...''[[GivingUpOnLogic Why]]''?
27th Aug '16 6:18:09 AM nighttrainfm
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** "And just like [[YourMom Vegeta's mother]], [[ReallyGetsAround I'm accepting all comers]]."

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** "And just much like [[YourMom Vegeta's mother]], [[ReallyGetsAround I'm accepting I will accept all comers]]."
27th Aug '16 3:56:42 AM Mantyf
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** Beofre Cell's arrival, the dream is actually pretty funny, with Chi-Chi's TakeThat to politicians and Piccolo's ashamed face while he admits that Chi-Chi enterd by overpowering him.
26th Aug '16 5:51:33 PM TheRoguePenguin
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* Just the fact that ''everyone'' takes a shot at Vegeta this episode. Even ''Mrs. Briefs'' gets one in, essentially calling Vegeta a big baby.
--->'''Bulma:''' ''(looking for Future Trunks)'' Where's my baby?!
--->'''Mrs. Briefs:''' You're holding him, dear.
--->'''Bulma:''' No, the ''big'' baby!
--->'''Mrs. Briefs:''' Vegeta's over there.

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* Just the fact that ''everyone'' takes a shot at Vegeta this episode. Even ''Mrs. Briefs'' gets one in, essentially calling Vegeta a big baby.
--->'''Bulma:'''
in.
-->'''Bulma:'''
''(looking for Future Trunks)'' Where's my baby?!
--->'''Mrs.
baby?!\\
'''Mrs.
Briefs:''' You're holding him, dear.
--->'''Bulma:'''
dear.\\
'''Bulma:'''
No, the ''big'' baby!
--->'''Mrs.
baby!\\
'''Mrs.
Briefs:''' Vegeta's over there.
26th Aug '16 4:58:49 PM AMegido
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--->'''Bulma:''' ''(looking for Future Trunks)'' Where's my baby?!
--->'''Mrs. Briefs:''' You're holding him, dear.
--->'''Bulma:''' No, the ''big'' baby!
--->'''Mrs. Briefs:''' Vegeta's over there.
26th Aug '16 8:09:39 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Cell:''' Oh that is HARDCORE! Also not good for me. *Trunks and Krillin arrive* ''Also'' not good for me!

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-->'''Cell:''' Oh that is HARDCORE! Also not good for me. *Trunks ''(Trunks and Krillin arrive* arrive)'' ''Also'' not good for me!



'''Cell:''' ...Oh, I am too hungry for this shit. (kills the entire Battle Ball team and the bus driver)

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'''Cell:''' ...Oh, I am too hungry for this shit. (kills ''(kills the entire Battle Ball team and the bus driver)driver)''



-->'''Cell:''' All right... So South City is to the north, North City is to the west, and East City is... also to the north. ...Where the f**k am I?

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-->'''Cell:''' --->'''Cell:''' All right... So South City is to the north, North City is to the west, and East City is... also to the north. ...Where the f**k am I?



--> '''Krillin:''' ''[thinking]'' ''Don't ask how to turn them on, don't ask how to turn her on, [[FoeYay don't ask how to turn Android 18 on.]]'' How do you turn [[HoYay Android 17]] on? (thinking) ''[[DiggingYourselfDeeper Shit!]]''

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--> '''Krillin:''' ''[thinking]'' ''(thinking)'' ''Don't ask how to turn them on, don't ask how to turn her on, [[FoeYay don't ask how to turn Android 18 on.]]'' ''(out loud)'' How do you turn [[HoYay Android 17]] on? (thinking) ''(thinking)'' ''[[DiggingYourselfDeeper Shit!]]''



'''Cell:''' Name's Cell. (Licks his beak-mouth) And ''you'' are lookin' fine.\\

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'''Cell:''' Name's Cell. (Licks ''(licks his beak-mouth) beak-mouth)'' And ''you'' are lookin' fine.\\



'''Cell:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT!!]]'''

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'''Cell:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH BITCH, I DO WHAT I WANT!!]]'''



'''Piccolo:''' *scoffs* No, you don't.

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'''Piccolo:''' *scoffs* ''(scoffs)'' No, you don't.



--> '''Piccolo:''' So, now that I have the chance to say this, [[ContinuityNod sorry that my dad killed Chiaotzu.]]\\
[=*Tien blankly stares at Piccolo*=]\\

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--> '''Piccolo:''' -->'''Piccolo:''' So, now that I have the chance to say this, [[ContinuityNod sorry that my dad killed Chiaotzu.]]\\
[=*Tien ''(Tien blankly stares at Piccolo*=]\\Piccolo)''\\



'''Vegeta:''' F**k off, triclops! (flies away)\\

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'''Vegeta:''' F**k off, triclops! (flies away)\\''(flies away)''\\



** As for Chichi's death threat...
--->'''Chichi:''' Hey Yamcha, when you go to sleep tonight...don't go to sleep tonight.

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** As for Chichi's Chi-Chi's death threat...
--->'''Chichi:''' --->'''Chi-Chi:''' Hey Yamcha, when you go to sleep tonight...don't go to sleep tonight.



'''Kami:''' (annoyed) Oh my god!\\

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'''Kami:''' (annoyed) ''(annoyed)'' Oh my god!\\



--> '''Goku:''' What, if you're worried about Gohan, I'll [[TooDumbToLive bring him along with me]].

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--> '''Goku:''' -->'''Goku:''' What, if you're worried about Gohan, I'll [[TooDumbToLive bring him along with me]].



--> '''Goku:''' Hmm. Hmm. Kaybye! ''(Teleports away)''\\

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--> '''Goku:''' -->'''Goku:''' Hmm. Hmm. Kaybye! ''(Teleports ''(teleports away)''\\



'''Chi-Chi:''' (singsong) ''It wasn't a "no"''...\\

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'''Chi-Chi:''' (singsong) ''(singsong)'' ''It wasn't a "no"''...\\



-->'''Piccolo''': Aaah....Remember how Kami and I fused?\\
'''Tien''': (horrified realization) No...\\
'''Piccolo''': ...And remember how we used to have Dragon Balls?\\
'''Tien''': Holy shit.

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-->'''Piccolo''': -->'''Piccolo:''' Aaah....Remember how Kami and I fused?\\
'''Tien''': (horrified realization) '''Tien:''' ''(horrified realization)'' No...\\
'''Piccolo''': ...'''Piccolo:''' ...And remember how we used to have Dragon Balls?\\
'''Tien''': '''Tien:''' Holy shit.



-->'''Goku''': (teleports in) I'm taking Gohan, bye! (teleports out)\\
'''Gohan''': Wh... (teleports with Goku)\\
'''{{Beat}}'''\\
'''Piccolo''': Good news, we have Goku!\\
'''Krillin''': Bitchin'! Let's go hang at Kame House!

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-->'''Goku''': (teleports in) -->'''Goku:''' ''(teleports in)'' I'm taking Gohan, bye! (teleports out)\\
'''Gohan''': Wh... (teleports
''(teleports out)''\\
'''Gohan:''' Wh-- ''(teleports
with Goku)\\
'''{{Beat}}'''\\
'''Piccolo''':
Goku)''\\
'''({{beat}})'''\\
'''Piccolo:'''
Good news, we have Goku!\\
'''Krillin''': '''Krillin:''' Bitchin'! Let's go hang at Kame House!



--> '''Krillin''': *extremely high pitched* ''Oh. Okay''.

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--> '''Krillin''': *extremely --->'''Krillin''': ''(extremely high pitched* pitched)'' ''Oh. Okay''.



'''Vegeta:''' (beat) NOOOO!

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'''Vegeta:''' (beat) '''Vegeta:''' ...NOOOO!



--> '''Trunks''': Hey dad! Do you wanna train with me? \\
'''Vegeta''': F**k off!\\
'''Trunks''': About that well...

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--> '''Trunks''': --->'''Trunks:''' Hey dad! Do you wanna train with me? \\
'''Vegeta''': '''Vegeta:''' F**k off!\\
'''Trunks''': '''Trunks:''' About that well...



-->'''Goku''': But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up and you ''eat that horse''! Come eat that horse with me, Vegeta!\\
'''Vegeta''': What the hell are you on about?!

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-->'''Goku''': -->'''Goku:''' But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up and you ''eat that horse''! Come eat that horse with me, Vegeta!\\
'''Vegeta''': '''Vegeta:''' What the hell are you on about?!



-->'''Vegeta''': '''WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!'''

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-->'''Vegeta''': -->'''Vegeta:''' '''WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!'''



--> '''16''': ...[[AC:I want to see the parrots]].

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--> '''16''': ...-->'''16:''' ...[[AC:I want to see the parrots]].



'''Vegeta''': Trainingbeginsnow! ''(smacks Trunks in the face)'' ({{Beat}}) You weren't ready.\\

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'''Vegeta''': '''Vegeta:''' Trainingbeginsnow! ''(smacks Trunks in the face)'' ({{Beat}}) You weren't ready.\\
26th Aug '16 3:55:22 AM SirAdamus
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--->'''[=@sonic_hedgehog=]''': And make Cell jealous of our Super Sonic swagger? Sounds good, but call our agent, Mr. N.

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--->'''[=@sonic_hedgehog=]''': And make Cell jealous of our [[CallBack Super Sonic swagger? swagger]]? Sounds good, but call our agent, Mr. N.
25th Aug '16 5:28:46 PM Shadeblade11
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'''Trunks:''' Oh, wait, so how did Yamcha die\\

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'''Trunks:''' Oh, wait, so how did Yamcha die\\die.\\
'''Yamcha:''' ''(stutters in embarrassment)''\\



'''Yamcha:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[MetaphoricallyTrue On my feet, like a man.]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' Well, you're half right.\\

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'''Yamcha:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[MetaphoricallyTrue On my feet, like a man.]]\\
man]].\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[LampshadeHanging Well, you're half right.right]].\\
25th Aug '16 9:22:45 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''({{Beat}} over on Yamcha looking hurt.)''\\

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''({{Beat}} ''({{beat}} over on Yamcha looking hurt.)''\\hurt)''\\



--> '''Vegeta:''' (calmly) Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realize the legend.\\
[''[[AntiClimaxCut Cue Flashback]]'']\\
'''Vegeta:''' ([[InelegantBlubbering tears streaming down his face]]) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! ''([[PsychopathicManchild pounding the ground like a spoiled child]])'' [[{{Angrish}} IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna]]--\\
[''Back in the present'']\\

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--> '''Vegeta:''' (calmly) ''(calmly)'' Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realize the legend.\\
[''[[AntiClimaxCut Cue Flashback]]'']\\
''([[AntiClimaxCut cue flashback]])''\\
'''Vegeta:''' ([[InelegantBlubbering ''([[InelegantBlubbering tears streaming down his face]]) face]])'' I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! ''([[PsychopathicManchild pounding the ground like a spoiled child]])'' [[{{Angrish}} IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna]]--\\
[''Back ''(back in the present'']\\present)''\\



--> '''Android 19:''' [[AC:Beginning dodge protocol--ow!]]

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--> '''Android -->'''Android 19:''' [[AC:Beginning dodge protocol--ow!]]



'''Krillin:''' (offscreen) [[HehHehYouSaidX HAH HAAAAH!]]

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'''Krillin:''' (offscreen) ''(offscreen)'' [[HehHehYouSaidX HAH HAAAAH!]]



(''Vegeta kicks Goku in the general direction of Piccolo, who catches him'')\\

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(''Vegeta ''(Vegeta kicks Goku in the general direction of Piccolo, who catches him'')\\him)''\\



--> '''Vegeta:''' THE FUCK DID HE GO?!

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--> '''Vegeta:''' -->'''Vegeta:''' THE FUCK DID HE GO?!



-->[=(Vegets gets a senzu bean)=]\\

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-->[=(Vegets -->''(Vegets gets a senzu bean)=]\\bean)''\\



--->'''Vegeta:''' (thinking) Oh God, this feels amazing. First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is [[TheFightingNarcissist step in front of a full length mirror, strip down]], turn Super Saiyan, [[ADateWithRosiePalms and]]-\\

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--->'''Vegeta:''' (thinking) ''(thinking)'' Oh God, this feels amazing. First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is [[TheFightingNarcissist step in front of a full length mirror, strip down]], turn Super Saiyan, [[ADateWithRosiePalms and]]-\\and]]--\\



--->'''Tien:''' (thinking) [[CallBack Cat loves food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cat love-]]\\
'''Piccolo:''' (thinking) Uhhh...\\
'''Tien:''' (out loud) You heard... '''''nothing'''''.

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--->'''Tien:''' (thinking) [[CallBack ''(thinking)'' ♪[[CallBack Cat loves food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cat love-]]\\
love-]]♪\\
'''Piccolo:''' (thinking) ''(thinking)'' Uhhh...\\
'''Tien:''' (out loud) ''(out loud)'' You heard... '''''nothing'''''.



'''GeorgeTakei:''' Oh myyy.\\

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'''GeorgeTakei:''' '''Creator/GeorgeTakei:''' Oh myyy.\\



'''Piccolo:''' (muffled) GOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

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'''Piccolo:''' (muffled) ''(muffled)'' GOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!



'''Piccolo:''' I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"? ({{Beat}}) Shit, that's good...

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'''Piccolo:''' I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"? ({{Beat}}) ''({{beat}})'' Shit, that's good...



'''Piccolo:''' (muffled) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

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'''Piccolo:''' (muffled) ''(muffled)'' NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!



''({{Beat}})''\\

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''({{Beat}})''\\''({{beat}})''\\



''({{Beat}})''\\

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''({{Beat}})''\\''({{beat}})''\\



''({{Beat}})''\\

to:

''({{Beat}})''\\''({{beat}})''\\



''({{Beat}})''\\

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''({{Beat}})''\\''({{beat}})''\\



--> '''Gohan:''' '''MISTER [=PICCOLOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo=]'''ooh… nevermind.

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--> '''Gohan:''' -->'''Gohan:''' '''MISTER [=PICCOLOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo=]'''ooh… nevermind.



--> '''Piccolo:''' Gohan… how did you…\\

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--> '''Piccolo:''' -->'''Piccolo:''' Gohan… how did you…\\



''[Dr. Gero ambushes and curbstomps Krillin]''\\

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''[Dr. ''(Dr. Gero ambushes and curbstomps Krillin]''\\Krillin)''\\



''[Dr. Gero flees while Krillin moans in pain. The Krillin Owned Count reaches 30.]''

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''[Dr. ''(Dr. Gero flees while Krillin moans in pain. The pain; the Krillin Owned Count reaches 30.]''30)''



''(Vegeta fires a blast at 18, who jumps out of the way of it; the truck is destroyed.)''\\

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''(Vegeta fires a blast at 18, who jumps out of the way of it; the truck is destroyed.)''\\destroyed)''\\



-->'''18:''' *sigh*... yup.

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-->'''18:''' *sigh*...''(sigh)''... yup.



'''Yamcha:''' Uh, Chichi? You might wanna come in here...\\
'''Chichi:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' Sorry, hun; cooking up a storm in here!\\

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'''Yamcha:''' Uh, Chichi? Chi-Chi? You might wanna come in here...\\
'''Chichi:''' '''Chi-Chi:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' Sorry, hun; cooking up a storm in here!\\



'''Chichi:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint I'll make sure there's plenty of iron and protein in the meal]]!\\

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'''Chichi:''' '''Chi-Chi:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint I'll make sure there's plenty of iron and protein in the meal]]!\\



'''Chichi:''' Look, to be honest, it's just nice to have him in the house for a change.\\

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'''Chichi:''' '''Chi-Chi:''' Look, to be honest, it's just nice to have him in the house for a change.\\



'''Krillin:''' (''heard off-screen'') We do that a lot too.

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'''Krillin:''' (''heard off-screen'') ''(heard off-screen)'' We do that a lot too.



--> '''Krillin:''' ''[high pitched, distressed voice]'' ''Oh, NO...''

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--> '''Krillin:''' ''[high -->'''Krillin:''' ''(high pitched, distressed voice]'' voice)'' ''Oh, NO...''



--> '''Krillin:''' Huh? The hell happened, I had like fifteen of these!

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--> '''Krillin:''' -->'''Krillin:''' Huh? The hell happened, I had like fifteen of these!



--> '''Trunks:''' Mom said that he was stubborn. But this is just asinine.\\

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--> '''Trunks:''' -->'''Trunks:''' Mom said that he was stubborn. But this is just asinine.\\



---> '''Piccolo:''' What!?\\

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---> '''Piccolo:''' --->'''Piccolo:''' What!?\\



--> '''Piccolo:''' [[OhMyGods OH MY OTHER ME,]] SHUT UP! ''(Launches an energy blast that Krillin, Tien and Trunks barely dodge and flys off)'' You can all kiss the greenest part of my ass!\\

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--> '''Piccolo:''' -->'''Piccolo:''' [[OhMyGods OH MY OTHER ME,]] SHUT UP! ''(Launches an energy blast that Krillin, Tien and Trunks barely dodge and flys off)'' You can all kiss the greenest part of my ass!\\



''(Billiard balls clacking together are heard)''\\

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''(Billiard ''(billiard balls clacking together are heard)''\\



---> '''Piccolo:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm here for your body]].\\
'''Nail''': Heh, could at least take him out to dinner first.\\
'''Piccolo''': First off: we don't eat. Second: shut up.\\
'''Kami''': [[NotSoAboveItAll And what makes you think I'm just going to give it up that easy]]?

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---> '''Piccolo:''' --->'''Piccolo:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm here for your body]].\\
'''Nail''': '''Nail:''' Heh, could at least take him out to dinner first.\\
'''Piccolo''': '''Piccolo:''' First off: we don't eat. Second: shut up.\\
'''Kami''': '''Kami:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll And what makes you think I'm just going to give it up that easy]]?



''[Enter Kami]''\\

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''[Enter Kami]''\\''(enter Kami)''\\



{{Beat}}\\

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{{Beat}}\\''({{beat}})''\\



'''Mrs. Briefs:''' *giggles* Oh, [[StayInTheKitchen your father]] [[VoodooShark won't let me]].

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'''Mrs. Briefs:''' *giggles* ''(giggles)'' Oh, [[StayInTheKitchen your father]] [[VoodooShark won't let me]].



--> '''Yajirobe:''' I am Yajirobe and I am here for your pantry.\\

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--> '''Yajirobe:''' -->'''Yajirobe:''' I am Yajirobe and I am here for your pantry.\\



'''Dr. Briefs:''' (from offscreen) Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes!\\

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'''Dr. Briefs:''' (from offscreen) ''(from offscreen)'' Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes!\\



--> '''Korin:''' (Sees Piccolo flying upwards) Hey Piccolo have you seen Yajirobe? He hasn't called or-(Piccolo flies past him) texted. Ah, damn it.\\

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--> '''Korin:''' (Sees -->'''Korin:''' ''(sees Piccolo flying upwards) upwards)'' Hey Piccolo have you seen Yajirobe? He hasn't called or-(Piccolo or- ''(Piccolo flies past him) him)'' texted. Ah, damn it.\\



--> '''Nail:''' [[{{Padding}} Oh, just fuse already]]!

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--> '''Nail:''' -->'''Nail:''' [[{{Padding}} Oh, just fuse already]]!



--> '''Yajirobe:''' Ya missed me, four-eyes!\\

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--> '''Yajirobe:''' -->'''Yajirobe:''' Ya missed me, four-eyes!\\



'''More gunshots'''

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'''More gunshots'''''(more gunshots)''



''(Loooooooooong pause while Trunks stares at Krillin.)''\\

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''(Loooooooooong ''(loooooooooong pause while Trunks stares at Krillin.)''\\Krillin)''\\



-->'''Trunks:''' Oh, uh, Yamcha, right? How's it hang - I mean, how you doing?\\

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-->'''Trunks:''' Oh, uh, Yamcha, right? How's it hang - hang-- I mean, how you doing?\\



''Trunks lets out an exasperated sigh''

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''Trunks ''(Trunks lets out an exasperated sigh''sigh)''



''(Cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)''\\

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''(Cut ''(cut to Super Saiyan Vegeta standing in the middle of a wasteland)''\\



''(Wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)''\\

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''(Wasteland ''(wasteland explodes before cutting back to Krillin)''\\



-->(Goku starts screaming again.)\\

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-->(Goku -->''(Goku starts screaming again.)\\again)''\\



--> '''#16:''' [[AC:You cannot sit in the back. I have called "Shotgun."]]

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--> '''#16:''' -->'''#16:''' [[AC:You cannot sit in the back. I have called "Shotgun."]]



-->'''Chi-Chi:''' <as Gohan lands> GOHAAAN!\\
'''Gohan:''' <deadpan, to self> Oh, good...\\

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-->'''Chi-Chi:''' <as ''(as Gohan lands> lands)'' GOHAAAN!\\
'''Gohan:''' <deadpan, ''(deadpan, to self> self)'' Oh, good...\\



-->'''Chiaotzu:''' But Tien, [[MuscleAngst the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger]]-\\
'''Tien:''' ''[Darkly]'' ''That's'' why we don't see him anymore.

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-->'''Chiaotzu:''' But Tien, [[MuscleAngst the doctor said if your shoulders get any bigger]]-\\
bigger]]--\\
'''Tien:''' ''[Darkly]'' ''(darkly)'' ''That's'' why we don't see him anymore.



--> '''Krillin:''' You have a ''fax machine''?\\

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--> '''Krillin:''' -->'''Krillin:''' You have a ''fax machine''?\\



''(Beat)''\\

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''(Beat)''\\''(beat)''\\



---> '''Bulma:''' [[MotorMouth TrunksitwasgoodtoseeyouagainandGohansayhellotoyourmotherI'llcallyoulaterOKbyyyyyyyyeeeeeee!]] ''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flies off as fast as she can]])''

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---> '''Bulma:''' --->'''Bulma:''' [[MotorMouth TrunksitwasgoodtoseeyouagainandGohansayhellotoyourmotherI'llcallyoulaterOKbyyyyyyyyeeeeeee!]] ''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flies off as fast as she can]])''



''(The ship's phone goes off. It's the Kame House calling...and the ring tone is "PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy" by Music/TheOffspring.)''\\

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''(The ''(the ship's phone goes off. It's the Kame House calling...and the ring tone is "PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy" by Music/TheOffspring.)''\\Music/TheOffspring)''\\



---> '''Mr. Popo:''' Woo, that was crazy. So, did you actually eat Kami or was that the acid?\\

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---> '''Mr.--->'''Mr. Popo:''' Woo, that was crazy. So, did you actually eat Kami or was that the acid?\\



''(Nothing.)''\\

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''(Nothing.)''\\''(nothing happens)''\\



---> '''Korin:''' (As Piccolo is flying down) Hey Piccolo, could you pick up Yajirobe? He doesn't have a- (Piccolo flies past him) Ah crap! Well I know someone who's not getting invited to Sunday brunch! Oh, who am I kidding? We both like him...

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---> --- '''Korin:''' (As ''(as Piccolo is flying down) down)'' Hey Piccolo, could you pick up Yajirobe? He doesn't have a- (Piccolo a-- ''(Piccolo flies past him) him)'' Ah crap! Well I know someone who's not getting invited to Sunday brunch! Oh, who am I kidding? We both like him...



'''Cell:''' ''[laughs]'' Let's answer your question... with another question.\\
'''Piccolo:''' Yeah? And what's tha-\\
'''Cell:''' ''[while totally channelling Nappa]'' [[SuddenlyShouting WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?!]] *stabs tail into screaming man*

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'''Cell:''' ''[laughs]'' ''(laughs)'' Let's answer your question... with another question.\\
'''Piccolo:''' Yeah? And what's tha-\\
tha--\\
'''Cell:''' ''[while ''(while totally channelling Nappa]'' Nappa)'' [[SuddenlyShouting WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?!]] *stabs ''(stabs tail into screaming man*man)''



-->*As Cell is drinking the screaming man*\\

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-->*As --->''(as Cell is drinking the screaming man*\\man)''\\



'''Piccolo:''' You can't puke! You're in my-\\
[=*=]Sounds of puking can be heard*\\

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'''Piccolo:''' You can't puke! You're in my-\\
[=*=]Sounds
my--\\
''(sounds
of puking can be heard*\\heard)''\\



-->'''Cell:''' So, Piccolo... what brings you to ''my'' neighborhood?\\

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-->'''Cell:''' --->'''Cell:''' So, Piccolo... what brings you to ''my'' neighborhood?\\



--> '''Cell:''' Oh, "I'm a monster!". [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Haven't heard that one screamed at me today.]] Of all people--''[[[EatsBabies Coughs up a baby's pacifier]]]'' ...[[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh that is just embarrassing! It's not even the right hole.]]

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--> '''Cell:''' Oh, "I'm a monster!". [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Haven't heard that one screamed at me today.]] Of all people--''[[[EatsBabies people-- ''([[EatsBabies Coughs up a baby's pacifier]]]'' ...pacifier]])'' ...[[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh that is just embarrassing! It's not even the right hole.]]



-->'''Cell:''' (About Piccolo) Okay, so, he's faster than me. That could be a slight pain in the ass, but... *Gets kicked from behind* Ow, my [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs ass-butt]]!

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-->'''Cell:''' (About ''(about Piccolo) Okay, ''Okay, so, he's faster than me. That could be a slight pain in the ass, but... *Gets ''(gets kicked from behind* behind)'' Ow, my [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs ass-butt]]!



'''Piccolo:''' My body, my rules! *Whiffs his spin kick* Damn it!

to:

'''Piccolo:''' My body, my rules! *Whiffs ''(whiffs his spin kick* kick)'' Damn it!



'''Piccolo:''' So? Goku does that when he telepor-\\
'''Cell:''' Makankōsappō!! *Fires the Special Beam Cannon*\\

to:

'''Piccolo:''' So? Goku does that when he telepor-\\
telepor--\\
'''Cell:''' Makankōsappō!! *Fires ''(fires the Special Beam Cannon*\\Cannon)''\\



--->'''Cell:''' ''[thinking to himself rapidly]'' He's gonna kick me again, isn't he? *after picking himself up from the rubble* Alright, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid and not kick me anymore!

to:

--->'''Cell:''' ''[thinking ''(thinking to himself rapidly]'' rapidly)'' He's gonna kick me again, isn't he? *after ''(after picking himself up from the rubble* rubble)'' Alright, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid and not kick me anymore!



---> '''Piccolo:''' No! That's impossible! The only one who knows that technique is Goku! And Gohan... and Master Roshi... and Krillin... and Yamcha... and me that one time I tried it just to see if I could- *interrupted by Cell firing the Kamehameha*

to:

---> '''Piccolo:''' --->'''Piccolo:''' No! That's impossible! The only one who knows that technique is Goku! And Gohan... and Master Roshi... and Krillin... and Yamcha... and me that one time I tried it just to see if I could- *interrupted could-- ''(interrupted by Cell firing the Kamehameha*Kamehameha)''



''[18 and 17 go back to their conversation after a {{beat}}, until 16 makes a realization]''\\

to:

''[18 ''(18 and 17 go back to their conversation after a {{beat}}, until 16 makes a realization]''\\realization)''\\



'''Krillin:''' *{{beat}}* [[SureLetsGoWithThat Yeah. That's gotta be it.]]

to:

'''Krillin:''' *{{beat}}* ''({{beat}})'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Yeah. That's gotta be it.]]



'''Nail:''' Wait, can't you regrow your ar-\\

to:

'''Nail:''' Wait, can't you regrow your ar-\\ar--\\



--> '''Cell:''' Oh that is HARDCORE! Also not good for me. *Trunks and Krillin arrive* ''Also'' not good for me!
* This bit after Cell does the Solar Flare (the FreezeFrameBonus this time? [[spoiler:Two flies humping]]) and escapes:

to:

--> '''Cell:''' -->'''Cell:''' Oh that is HARDCORE! Also not good for me. *Trunks and Krillin arrive* ''Also'' not good for me!
* This bit after Cell does the Solar Flare (the ''(the FreezeFrameBonus this time? [[spoiler:Two flies humping]]) humping]])'' and escapes:
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