"Can't you see? You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse."Sometimes even Moral Guardians have to accept that The New Rock & Roll isn't going away. They can't stop people from watching/reading/playing/listening to it, and even if they succeed in instituting a Censorship Bureau, it's still not up to their standards. Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If those works aren't up to their standards, they will make works that are. And they can even throw in a message about their beliefs and views in these works. Thus they make The Moral Substitute. So now all those children can have their fun, while their responsible parents don't have to worry about that strange new music they didn't grow up on. Everybody wins and nobody loses, right? If everything works out, sure. However, almost by definition, creating the Moral Substitute means directly competing with what it is the substitute of, while explicitly targeting a more specific demographic. Imagine creating a competitor to Coke and Pepsi but targeting only middle-aged mothers at the expense of appeal to the general population. If that sounds like a troubling investment to you, then you see why production values tend to be lower. Adding to the complications of course is the need to produce absolutely nothing even mildly offensive to the specific demographic you are targeting. Put it all together and the Moral Substitute suffers from a reputation of being an overly bland case of Follow the Leader. And those that weren't offended by the original are very unlikely to embrace this product (even if they are technically part of the target demographic). Of course if you are in the target demographic you just might appreciate something catering to your particular mindset. Cue possibly small but reliable following. Enough of this exists to keep the phenomenon going as new media fads emerge. As one might expect works may end up Totally Radical and/or Poor Man's Substitute, and might give the impression that morality is Popularity Power and breed the Family-Unfriendly Aesop that moral acts are worth performing only if they're "cool". Not only will that make even the most moral people cynical about morality, but kids who have already declared themselves or have been declared by others as uncool will not be deterred - and in fact might even be encouraged - to do bad things, especially if they wanted to be bad in the first place. This trope is named for American Protestants and evangelicalsnote . They are unusually, and famously, vigilant Moral Guardians (that trope's also named for them), they represent an enormous market, and their sheer doggedness has turned this trope into an entire subculture with its own music, movies, books (including booksellers), and video games, some of them of genuinely high-quality and able to compete with "mainstream" works toe to toe. (Evanescence in music and VeggieTales in animation, for example.) But it is not limited to them, not by any stretch of the imagination. The global spread of American popular culture (high-quality and engaging in its own right, and just maybe funded by the CIA) forced the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact to work very hard at this. They created their own Boy Scouts, their own pop music, their own action movies, their own Westerns (mostly about the American Indians heroically struggling against American imperialism, and a few about "1920s Soviets civilizing Central Asia"), even their own chewing gum, in a valiant but unsuccessful attempt to keep out that decadent stuff from the West. There are even Nazi examples of this trope, from both the original article and from neo-Nazi groups. This is a Super Trope of Christian Rock (US evangelical Protestants like to call themselves "Christians", to the exclusion of everyone else), but less so than you'd expect, especially as time has gone by. While it may have been true in the genre's early days, since then Christian Rock has evolved in different directions from the rest of rock and carved out a separate identity, and the genres don't match very closely; they have fairly little in common today beyond the name and the use of guitars.
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- The Eagle was launched by an Anglican vicar who saw local children reading adult-oriented American horror comics, and wanted them to read more wholesome material. He made sure to focus on quality, and brought out a very popular and fondly remembered comic which gave us Dan Dare (who was originally created as a sort of military chaplain in space, but changed to a straightforward pilot to better appeal to children).
- Spire Christian Comics, a version of Archie Comics featuring the characters as Christians — yes, red-headed Archie Andrews and his friends appearing in comics with an explicitly overt Christian message, not Expys of the Riverdale High bunch.
- The Jewish Superman clone "Shaloman", who'll help anyone who shouts "Oy vey!". (Did they not know who wrote the original?)
- The author's stated reason for writing Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles:
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray.
- Gamera was originally intended be a more kid-friendly alternative to Godzilla, featuring a relatively non-threatening, Friend to All Children giant monster in a series that was lighter on the carnage and senseless death. The '90s reboot tried to move away from this origin, but Gamera the Brave whole-heartedly embraced it.
- High School Musical is a pretty tame movie series, but there is still a religious alternative: Sunday School Musical, released by The Asylum under their Faith Films imprint - although in this case, the reduced production values aren't due to this trope so much as due to the M.O. of The Asylum being reduced production values.
- In order to counter the allegedly less-than-flattering portrayal that the 1996 film adaptation of Evita gave to Eva Perón, the Argentinian government commissioned Eva Perón: The True Story, a dueling movie released that same year.
- The Marriage Chronicles has a cover reminiscent of Love Actually and similarly boasts the concept of following multiple couples and their love lives, but the film comes down heavy on the "saved" aspect of Christianity and it's all married couples.
- Old Fashioned was deliberately positioned as this to the film version of Fifty Shades of Grey, down to both films being released on the same date (Valentine's Day 2015).
- Romper Stomper is about a gang of skinheads. The director wanted to show them listening to racist music, but he didn't want to give exposure and royalties to the real thing, so he hired politically acceptable local bands to create original racist rock to be played during the film. In this case it is the artists, rather than the art, who are the moral substitute.
Food & Drink
- A whole industry of vegetarian products exists to provide replacements for burgers, bacon, and other meat products.
- Non-alcoholic wine, beer — and whiskey for some reason. Ariel non-alcoholic wine even managed to win some awards.
- Many soft drinks started out as (or were later marketed as) "temperance beverages", alternatives to intoxicating liquor. Coca-Cola specifically marketed itself as "The Great Temperance Beverage" around the turn of the 20th century — even though it had begun life as a hangover cure, and its original formula had included cocaine.
- Coffee is a common substitute for alcohol; the word "coffee" comes from the Arabic for "wine", and was originally introduced to the West as "the wine of Arabia." It's popular with religions that forbid alcohol use, such as Islam and some Christian churches — although Mormonism bans both wine and coffee. (For a while, the Mormons drank ephedrines instead.)
- Coffee also became a Moral Substitute for tea during The American Revolution, because several tax and trade acts that involved tea really pissed off the Americans. Patriots disavowed tea as a symbol of British injustice, but still needed their caffeine, causing a rise in the popularity of coffee.
- In regard to cola itself, there are strange, mutually-exclusive Conspiracy Theories that either Coca-Cola, or Pepsi, or both are anti-Muslim or pro-Israel (not that the Conspiracy Theorists in question make any distinction between the two; both are agents of American capitalist imperialism). Some fundamentalist Muslims reject cola altogether (which is strange since Muslims first introduced most of the world to the kola nut), while others have created a number of alternatives like Mecca-Cola, Qibla-Cola, and Zamzam (created when sanctions against Iran prevented importation of Coke or Pepsi). This can only be further complicated by SodaStream, a home soda maker that advertises its natural ingredients, lack of High-Fructose Corn Syrup, and independence from the big companies, but has a factory in the West Bank.
- Confucius promoted chopsticks as an alternative to forks and knives, which he equated with violence. It wound up sticking, such that chopsticks are now inextricably associated by Westerners with East Asian cuisine.
- After Chick-fil-A head Dan Cathy expressed his opposition to same-sex marriage, several liberal activists posted online recipes for "non-homophobic" alternatives to the restaurant's chicken sandwiches. Conversely, Chick-fil-A became the moral substitute for other fast-food places for conservative Christians, especially after Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz expressed support for gay marriage.
- The Chasidic-created McDavid's chain, which is a little odd since McDonald's already operates kosher restaurants in Israel.
- Star Spangled Ice Cream, a defunct brand of ice cream that tried to be the "conservative, patriotic" answer to Ben and Jerry's. Flavor fallowed similar naming themes with a conservative twist. Flavors included "Smaller Governmint", "Iraqi Road", "Gun Nut", and "I Hate the French Vanilla".
- In the early 19th century, abolitionists in New England attempted to cultivate sugar beets, or "free sugar", as a moral substitute for cane sugar, which were grown with slave labor on plantations in the Caribbean. However, the power of the slaveholding Southern states blocked serious government investment in cultivation to make beet sugar more palatable compared to cane sugar, and beet sugar remained a curiosity until the 20th century.
- Frank Peretti is essentially the Christian counterpart to Stephen King, with his emphasis on horror-related tropes. For the most part it's a bit downplayed, as his books can come across as Darker and Edgier compared to most Christian fiction. In a more played-straight sense, his Cooper Kids series is essentially a Christian counterpart to Indiana Jones. However, unlike many other attempts to tell a Christian version of Indiana Jones, Peretti remembers to keep the stories fun. It helps that they started out as campfire stories.
- SpineChillers Mysteries, a Christian answer to Goosebumps. Similar cover font and art design, but all the spooky stuff turns out to be faked (because Satan has no real power), and prayer works coincidental miracles.
- There are Christian Choose Your Own Adventure-type series, like Choice Adventures and What Would You Do?. One was on the dangers of Satanists, New Agers, and-- for some reason-- environmentalistsnote . One of the endings for the latter plot involved starting a Christian environmental club.
- The rise of cheesy Airport Novel and techno-thrillers from authors such as Tom Clancy and Dan Brown found its moral substitute with the Left Behind series: Fundamentalist Christians try to stop the Antichrist with high-tech weaponry. It spawned a lot of imitations; many books like this start out like normal "apocalypse" books (with the usual waking up one day to find something wrong, everybody in a frenzy), but slowly everything starts becoming Jesus-related.
- The Chronicles of Narnia weren't written as this, although C. S. Lewis was very conscious of and open about his inclusion of Christian themes in the books. However, these days (especially after The Film of the Book in 2005), it seems to be treated as such against secular kid-lit fantasy lines like Harry Potter. Still, the Narnia fanbase isn't entirely composed of Christians.
- His Dark Materials was written as a substitute for the Narnia books — from an antitheist viewpoint.note
- Also directly subverted in Lewis' other multi-book morality play — the books start out as a very upfront religious allegory and then turn out to secretly be political allegory instead, with the somewhat Christian-unfriendly aesop that violence is sometimes necessary to do good (granted, this concept also turns up in the Narnia novels and was played up in the big-screen adaptations).
- The inspirational romance genre is the moral substitute for steamy, bodice-ripping romances. While the above link to the Other Wiki doesn't note it, leading publisher Harlequin has a successful imprint (Steeple Hill) that only turns out books of this kind using the parent company's Strictly Formula approach.
- Taking this methodology a step farther, there exists Christian spanking porn. Of course, the makers deny that it's porn at all and prefer the term "Christian domestic discipline romance fiction". They claim it was created for Christian couples to explore what God intended for marriage (i.e. According to the makers, He wants husbands to spank their wives) without having to look at anything icky.
- Similarly, there's also a significant number of "Amish romance" books for a Christian audience that seem to be intended as a moral substitute for Fifty Shades of Grey style books. Many actual Amish people aren't amused by this, since the authors are typically not themselves Amish and they feel it portrays an inaccurate version of their lifestyle that's actually a mouthpiece for evangelical Christian values, especially around concepts of sexuality and salvation, that they do not share.
- The Twelve Candles Club is a Christian — specifically, conservative evangelical — alternative to what the author saw as filth and immorality found in secular preteen novel series like The Babysitters Club. The approach is... odd. Basically, each book starts with a fairly standard BSC-style plotline, the characters make it to the second-to-last chapter without mentioning religion in any way, but then, when all hope seemed lost, one of them would suggest that the group pray about their problem. They would do so, and the problem would suddenly be solved by some miraculous coincidence.
- Mara Wilson wrote about an Orthodox Jewish moral substitute book series for The Babysitters Club she was introduced to, called The B. Y. Times, in a 2015 article for The Toast.
- Some reviewers consider Twilight to be the moral substitute for other vampire and romance novels, such as the works of Anne Rice, which are generally less pro-abstinence. More than that, this series of Livejournal posts makes a pretty solid argument that it's the Mormon Alternative, especially since Stephenie Meyer is a practicing Mormon.
- The New Basic Readers were a series of grade school primers published in the 1930s through the 1960s, featuring, among other characters, Dick and Jane. They were published for the public school market. A division of this company, the New Cathedral Basic Readers, were the Catholic School equivalent. They kept all the secular stories of the original, but would add a few religious-themed stories (ie, the kids read a Bible story, or buy a Blessed Mother necklace for their mom, or have a nun for their teacher).
- There was also a version for Seventh-Day Adventist schools.
- Older Than Radio: "Anti-Tom" literature, or plantation literature, was a genre that was popular in the Southern US in the 1850s. Written to counter Uncle Tom's Cabin and the damning portrayal it gave of plantation slavery, such books instead sought to "tell the truth" about slavery, romanticizing it a noble system that existed for the good of black people. Abolitionists were frequently used as strawmen, presented as either misguided idealists and do-gooders who didn't know what they were talking about, or moustache-twirling Damn Yankee villains who were conspiring to destroy the Southern way of life. In turn, after the Civil War, the slave narrative emerged as a substitute for the substitute, seeking to portray the harsh realities of the old slavery system.
- The Truax was written in The '80s by Terri Birkett, the wife of a hardwood flooring factory owner, and published by the National Oak Flooring Manufacturers' Association as a counter to Dr. Seuss' environmentalist tale The Lorax.
- Jerel Law's series Son of Angels openly advertises itself as the Christian alternative to the work of Rick Riordan, whose popular young adult-oriented series (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, etc.) draw upon Greek, Egyptian, and Roman mythology for their universes and characters.
- Vox Day wrote his novel A Throne of Bones (The start of his Arts of Dark and Light series) as a "literary rebuke" to the popular fantastic series A Song of Ice and Fire.
- If David Eddings is to be believed, Alfred, Lord Tennyson's Idylls of the King is essentially a moral substitute for the more violent and bawdy Le Morte D Arthur.
- The Berenstain Bears started out as a secular series of children's books, but when Stan Berenstain died in 2005, his son Mike took over the series and began incorporating Christian elements. Mike has stated that this was because of the fandom the series had among Christian parents; while he and his family were Jewish, and Jan and Stan Berenstain had long insisted that the series be secular so as to keep their appeal as broad as possible (hence why there was never a Hanukkah-themed book), the books' G-rated morality made them a hit among Christians, leading Mike to write new books aimed at them for a Christian publisher.
- G.P. Taylor's Shadowmancer series is considered the Christian alternative to the Harry Potter book series.
Live Action TV
- The Half Hour News Hour, a Fox News show that aimed to be the conservative version of the left-wing Daily Show. Most of its humor was based around taking the same cheap potshots at Democrats and liberals that The Daily Show takes at Republicans and conservatives. However it was not as funny and was soon cancelled.
- Red Eye With Greg Gutfeld worked out better thanks to it having better time slotsnote , and being more of an imitation of Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (which wasn't a left leaning show anyway) rather than the Daily Show.
- Fox News once styled itself as the moral substitute to left-leaning news sources. They gave up after they realized putting talking heads of both sides on together was not enough to prevent ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, and CNBC from decrying FOX's bias.
- All TV channels owned by the Venezuelan government. All of them try, with various grades of success, to promote an "alternative" view to the "imperialist" (read: American) channels, who means that most shows are devoted to how wonderful the government is and how evil the oppressors are. One of the channels was deliberately built as an "socialist" alternative to commercial channels, and even is trying to do "social" Soap Operas. It seems that the effort is not working, though; the combined ratings of all government channels are inferior to the least popular of the commercial channels, and even the directors of some of those channels admit that they are not attracting enough viewers.
- The requirements various countries have of a mandated amount of locally produced TV and film.
- This was famously lampooned by the Canadian Sketch Comedy show SCTV, which had to fill Canadian TV's extra two minutes per half-hour with "Required Canadian Content". Miffed at the fact that a Canadian production, with all-Canadian writers, actors, and producers, was not enough in and of itself to meet requirements, they decided to fill those two minutes with all of the most over-the-top Canadian stereotypes they could possibly cram into two minutes. The result was Bob & Doug McKenzie, who became so popular that they not only eventually made it into the American feed of the show, but they were the only characters on the series to have their own feature film, in the form of Strange Brew.
- The PAX television network was intended to be a family-friendly alternative to the major broadcast networks, but ended up being mostly infomercials and reruns, along with at least two notable originals (Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye and Billy Ray Cyrus as Doc). It's since changed its name to ION and its programming now consists entirely of infomercials and reruns, with the occasional movie during prime time hours (including, oddly enough, Hogfather during the Christmas season). It later consisted of reruns from CBS primetime shows, including Ghost Whisperer, NCIS, and Criminal Minds, indicators of some definite Network Decay.
- NET was America's first non-commercial, public service TV network, and was funded by the Ford Foundation and other non-profits starting in 1952 in order to supply educational programming and serve as an alternative to the Lowest Common Denominator fare on the commercial networks. However, it never emerged as a serious competitor to commercial TV, and by 1967 it started to accept government funding in the form of the public Corporation for Public Broadcasting. Two years later, new President Richard Nixon, a firm opponent of NET's editorial stance, created PBS, another non-commercial network, in order to "keep NET in line politically" with the threat of being shut down in favor of PBS. NET management did not listen. In 1970, NET aired a documentary about the deceptive businesses of large US banks, and an infuriated Nixon essentially shut NET down by the fall of that year, with PBS getting the CPB's funding instead.
- Like the Narnia example above, many of the children's shows aired on PBS' children's block (Sesame Street, Mister Rogers, Bill Nye, Arthur) weren't intended as Moral Substitutes. However, once Saturday mornings (and, later, cable networks like Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and the Disney Channel) became increasingly filled with half-hour toy commercials and shows that certain parents and Media Watchdogs considered to glamorize consumerism and materialism, PBS Kids started to be treated as this by a number of parents who wanted their children watching more educational fare.
- Ironically, Sesame Street itself is now under fire from some quarters for allegedly being subversive and immoral.
- And according to the creators of Avenue Q, Sesame Street did have plenty of genuinely subversive elements, though in a good way. The multiracial cast (including Benevolent Monsters), emphasis on learning, literacy, logic, and tolerance, and tackling of serious real-world problems in Very Special Episodes are exactly the kinds of things Moral Guardians are known for complaining about.
- PBS may have not meant for Mister Rogers' Neighborhood to be a moral alternative, but Fred Rogers himself was another matter. A Presbyterian minister with a keen interest in child development, he was repulsed by what he saw on television and sought to put on something more wholesome. He succeeded gloriously.
- Dooley and Pals was one of many Barney & Friends imitators, with the same premise of kids hanging out with a fantasy creature, but a Christian-themed version of it was created alongside the secular version, under the codename "The Dooley and Pals Show Children's Ministry". The only cut made in the Children's Ministry version is that the "Fun Facts" segment is replaced with "Fun Bible Facts", with bible quotations relating to the episode's Aesop. Other variants on the Barney theme include:
- The songs from the 1990s show The Reppies were (awkwardly) redubbed to mention God for airing on Christian-oriented channels such as Smile of a Child.
- The Huggabug Club aired on both Smile of a Child and PBS. There is a trio of costumed characters, one of which is implied to be Jewish, and references are occasionally made to both Judaism and Christianity.
- Colby's Clubhouse is more direct and deliberate, with the titular anthromorphic computer telling his large troupe of singing, dancing children about God and referring to the Bible.
- Bibleman is a moral substitute for superheroes/superhero shows in general. Unlike some alternatives however, it is aware of how silly and campy it can get.
- Evangelist Ty Adams created an alternative to The Real Housewives series, called The Real Housewives of the Bible, which is supposed to profile 12 women from The Bible. It apparently emphasizes the solution instead of the problem.
- Trinity Broadcasting Network, one of the largest religious broadcasters, has two sister channels targeting children and teens/young adults with inoffensive, usually pro-Christian programming. Smile of a Child TV is advertised as an alternative to the Nickelodeon, Disney, and Cartoon Network channels, while JUCE TV is a Christian take on MTV and the like for teens and young adults.
- JUCE TV's 15th & Park is a Christian music showcase analogous to BET's 106th & Park.
- In the 1980s, Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) offered Another Life, a slickly-produced alternative to secular soap operas.
- In the late-1970s, Westinghouse created the Home Theater Network (HTN), which was intended to be a family-friendly alternative to all other pay networks. The channel bought the rights to current movies that didn't carry an R or X rating. The service never truly took off and was discontinued in 1987. It ultimately became a footnote in American television history because it carried travelogue interstitials branded as "The Travel Channel"; said brand was purchased by the Discovery Channel after HTN closed, and the rest is history.
- In 1987, HBO created Festival as a mini-pay service for older conservative audiences who didn't want to subscribe to the younger-appealing channel. Its lineup included newer and classic films, along with a variety of specials. Unlike the similar HTN, Festival did carry R-rated films, but unlike HBO, those films were censored. As the case with HTN, customers weren't interested in Festival and the service was discontinued in a matter of months. HBO would have more success with HBO Family, which simply doesn't feature anything "harder" than PG-13 content; subscribers to Showtime and/or Starz/Encore networks get similar channels.
- Even pornography is not immune to this trope. Larry Flynt, upon briefly becoming a born-again Christian in 1977, tried to redesign Hustler magazine into a moral alternative to Playboy and Penthouse, mainly by showing married couples and promoting a message of sex-positivity (within marriage, of course). The first issue published after his conversion quoted him as saying "we will no longer hang women up like pieces of meat." This brief period where Hustler was a Christian skin mag ended the following year when Flynt survived an assassination attempt at the hands of a white supremacist upset over how the magazine featured interracial couples; this left him paralyzed from the waist down, and he renounced Christianity soon after.
- The entire genre of white power and neo-Nazi music, which includes rock, metal, ska... and rap, of all things. As noted above, "moral substitute" is perfectly compatible with Blue and Orange Morality.
- There's also Saga, the neo-Nazis' answer to Madonna. Madonna is a devotee of Jewish mysticism, see.
- National Alliance leader (and secret author of The Turner Diaries) William Pierce was well aware of the irony. He despised rock music and preferred that young people listen to classical music or opera, but was pragmatic enough to decide that if white youths were immature enough to be into the rock scene, that was what his label Resistance Records was going to give them (provided it could impart a "white power" message, of course).
- The tween singing duo Prussian Blue began their career as a white-power alternative to Disney's multicultural teen pop stars. They've since renounced racism, though, saying that their mother, who is still active in racist causes, was a Stage Mom who tried to use them as a mouthpiece for her views (though they remain on decent terms with her).
- In The '70s, the British rock scene saw the rise of the "Rock Against Racism" movement in response to what was seen as racist attitudes in the rock music world, with the catalyst being Eric Clapton's praise of the controversial right-wing MP Enoch Powell during a 1976 concert. White supremacists in the UK responded with "Rock Against Communism" concerts featuring white-power bands like Skrewdriver, Skullhead, and No Remorse. While both Rock Against Racism and Rock Against Communism eventually faded out by the end of The '80s, "rock against communism" is still a catch-all term in the British music scene for racist Punk Rock and oi! music.
- During the Second World War, Hitler had tried to purge the German airwaves of everything "degenerate" and un-German. Towards the middle of the war, however, his propaganda minister, Joseph Goebbels, had realized that most people didn't want to spend the whole day listening to Wagner, stirring martial music, and Oom-pah-pah traditional tunes (while Allied bombers droned overhead), so he did the logical thing and founded a cover band. (Some of its members were Jews who had hidden their parentage.) They proceeded to create what was essentially 1940s Weird Al, if Weird Al sang about the degeneracy of the Allies and the pure martial virtues of Germany.
- Pat Boone made his career out of taking somewhat-racy popular music (especially Rock & Roll) and defanging it, going back to the 1950s when he released a tamer version of Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti", which had itself been bowdlerized from Little Richard's original version (which was about the mechanics of gay sex), so in effect Boone defanged something already largely toothless. He rode this to become the second highest-selling artist of The '50s, with several of his covers, including "Tutti Frutti" and Fats Domino's "Ain't That a Shame", reaching higher positions on the charts than the original recordings (though the originals are today recognized as the First and Foremost versions). He's still doing it to this day; In a Metal Mood, an album of Boone converting such songs as Metallica's "Enter Sandman", Ronnie James Dio's "Holy Diver" and Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" (which made its way to become the opening theme of The Osbournes), has earned a So Bad, It's Good cult following (amusingly, Boone has since claimed his church threw him out for even touching metal music). Little Richard recorded "Long Tall Sally" in an effort to produce a song that Pat Boone couldn't cover. Boone gamely tried, but Richard's version ended up beating his out on the charts.
- In a curious inversion of the usual order, atheist activist Michael Newdow (best known for his challenges to the Pledge of Allegiance) released a CD of "solstice" carols with the religious elements removed for the enjoyment of his fellow atheists. Lyrics here. It's odd.
- During the latter years of the Cold War, the Soviet government promoted the career of Dean Reed, an American expatriate living in East Germany, as an alternative to decadent "rohk" music, which had replaced decadent "jast" music on their hit-list.
- Chris Rice parodied the concept of moral substitutes in his "Cartoon Song." He stopped playing it live in 2004 because too many people were missing the point that God wants His believers to do the praising themselves, not through their choices of entertainment.
- Although most Christian rock bands don't really fit here, the band ApologetiX makes blatant use of this trope, as all of their songs are popular secular songs with new Christian lyrics, like a Christian version of "Weird Al" Yankovic. The most interesting one of their songs is "Spirit Inside." It's a parody of "Spirit in the Sky," which already was a Christian song (and got further tweaked into one by DC Talk), but apparently ApologetiX still thought a moral substitute was needed!
- There is a movement in Christianity called the Sacred Name or Hebrew Roots movement, which believes that it is incorrect to use translated names of God and Jesus, but instead that only the Hebrew names should be used. They have their own praise and worship music, and they sometimes cover popular contemporary Christian songs, but with all instances of God, Jesus, LORD, ETC. replaced with Yahweh and Yahshua or a variant thereof.
- The Black Eyed Peas started out as a less violent, socially conscious alternative to the Gangsta Rap artists that dominated rap music in The '90s. This changed once Fergie joined, with their hit albums Elephunk and Monkey Business turning them in a more party-pop-oriented direction.
- The entire Straight Edge music scene and subculture emerged as a backlash against what was perceived as out-of-control violence and drug use within the Hardcore Punk scene in The '80s. Ironically, the militancy of some straight edge adherents led to the perception that the movement was a gang.
- The "gang" mentality, by the way, was lampshaded clear into the stratosphere by WWE's CM Punk between 2009 and 2011. His "hardcore straight-edge" gimmick, originally heroic, took on a diabolical "cult" flavor, with Punk's followers essentially a group of skinheaded thugs and Punk himself looking disturbingly like Charles Manson (until Rey Mysterio shaved him bald).
- "White Metal" or "Unblack Metal" is this to Black Metal.
- In The '80s, Televisa, then (and still) the most powerful Mexican TV network, was faced with a dilemma. As one of Mexico's self-appointed Moral Guardians, they had to ostracize any music that plays harder than 2 on the Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness to prevent the "family values" crowd from viewing them as traitors, but doing so meant losing those profitable demographics that enjoyed rock music. So they decided to Bowdlerise rock music, playing children's bands like Timbiriche.
- Will Smith built a good chunk of his music career in The '90s on this trope, marketing himself as the less vulgar and violent alternative to the edgy Gangsta Rap and militant Hardcore Hip Hop popular at the time. He never used "hard" swear words in his songs, and one of his lines in "Freakin' It" had him challenging gangsta rap artists to "write one verse without a curse" (a reference to Eminem dissing him over how clean-cut his music was).
- Ditto for MC Hammer, who made a point of including a Christian song on every one of his albums, and is today a Pentecostal minister. His attempt to stay relevant and go "gangsta" with the 1994 album The Funky Headhunter cost him a large chunk of his fanbase, and was one of the factors that set off his rapid decline.
- There also exists Christian rap, which tends to be even more niche than Christian rock. Brendan O'Connor famously parodied this with "Who's In The House?" back in 2000.
- Gospel music is an inversion of this. It has a rich history as a uniquely American music form, based on African call and response and rhythmical patterns. A lot of early secular soul and R&B music was influenced by this tradition.
- This also applies to much of the history of Christian art/music/literature etc. - it doesn't fall under this trope as it isn't a substitute. (Although it may be substituted *for*, as noted elsewhere.)
- Indeed, this goes back quite a ways: many standard Christian hymnals began life as pub songs that had been refitted with lyrics suitable for praise and worship, to better engage churchgoers of the time.
- Christian rock band Daniel Amos wrote the song "Home Permanent" (from their album Vox Humana)—among other things, it poked pun at the practice of creating Christian alternatives to everything, and turning random merch into evangelistic tools.
I gave a toy top to my little brother
It says to “Spin from sin”, and to my mother
I gave a recipe book, it's like no other
Now she makes chocolate Bibles—a witness to my unsaved father
- Garage rock is usually the domain of rough, gritty girl put-downs, songs about pretty, sexy girls, and rants against the establishment. But Wisconsin band The Rehabilitation Cruise had two songs in the mid-'60s praising the moral majority — the pro-war, pro-military "I Don't Care What They Say", and "Miniskirts", which seemingly chides teenage girls for wearing the then-edgy attire.
- Even though they don't run as a Christian group (As they don't sing Christian songs, save for one performance of one specific song in one of their tours), Cimorelli still counts for this trope. Combined with Bowdlerization, they technically would count as the "Good girl role models" substitute to Fifth Harmony and/or Little Mix.
- Conservapedia, founded by Andrew Schlafly (son of Christian Right activist Phyllis Schlafly), is the conservative Christian version of Wikipedia, created to counter what Schlafly saw as a left-wing, anti-American slant on that site.
- Its editors started the Conservative Bible Project, an attempt to produce a Bible translation free from "liberal bias." Yes, the people behind Conservapedia are producing a Moral Substitute for The Bible. The project seems as though it will remain perpetually unfinished, though, given that very few of the people involved with it had any knowledge of ancient Hebrew and Greek, and those few who did found themselves driven out. Even many conservative Christians (including Jack Chick and Joseph Farah, owner of of the arch-conservative news site WorldNetDaily), the target audience for the project, found the whole thing disgusting, if not blasphemous.
- Conservapedia later spawned its own secularist substitute in the form of Rational Wiki, which was founded after some of Conservapedia's more scientifically-literate editors got fed up with Schlafly's attempts to push a fundamentalist Christian viewpoint in their articles on evolution and other scientific subjects. Initially focused on debunking pseudoscience and religious fundamentalism, and mocking Conservapedia's use of such in their articles, it has since expanded its mission to ripping political extremism and conspiracy theories as well, while dropping many of its associations with Conservapedia (though it still mocks them from time to time).
- And then there's Liberapedia, which is one part the liberal alternative to Conservapedia, and many parts over-the-top satire.
- A Storehouse of Knowledge, made by a former Conservapedia administrator who got fed up with the site.
- There's message boards for Christian Furries.
- And for "confurvatives".
- MyPraize, a Christian alternative to MySpace.
- There have been a number of attempts at "patriotic" (read: right-wing/conservative/Tea Party American) alternatives to Facebook out of a perception that the site's owners hold a left-wing bias and are censoring conservativesnote , recent examples including Tea Party Community, FreedomTorch, and ReaganBook (now re-branded as FreedomBook). Typically, however, these sites wind up either failing to resonate beyond their niche audience, or crawling with trolls after a few months before being shut down.
- This video has Seth Andrews lecture about it.
- GodTube, the Christian alternative to YouTube.
- Similarly, there is Islamictube, an Islamic alternative.
- Pure Flix Entertainment, the Christian alternative to the Netflix subscription streaming service.
- Air America Radio was created as the liberal alternative to conservative talk radio, and managed to pick up such hosts as Jerry Springer and former Saturday Night Live stars Janeane Garofalo and Al Franken (a future senator). It sputtered on for several years on corporate life support (Even Neal Boortz, noted for his opposing views, donated money!) before it got shut down.
- "Christian Power Cards", a Moral Substitute for Pokémon cards, featuring characters from The Bible.
- After a number of Christian fundamentalists got it into their heads that tabletop RPGs (particularly Dungeons & Dragons) were Satanic, someone came up with DragonRaid. RPGnet actually gave it a favorable review, with some interesting commentary on the overall "watered-down substitute" phenomenon. Ironically, the game was criticized by the same fundamentalists despite its Christian viewpoint; they figured any fantastic roleplaying was evil.
- There were several attempts at Christian (TM) Games during that period, including a Chutes-and-Ladders knockoff called "Revelations", marketed to "mothers worried that your children are into games with Dungeons and Demons and The Occult".
- The board game Kosherland, which is Candyland, but with all the candy imagery (and candy-themed cartoon characters) replaced with imagery and cartoon characters about food that orthodox Jews can eat.
- "Uh-oh, you landed in cholent swamp; you lose a turn!"
- Among certain circles that decried standard playing cards as featuring Satanic imagery (or "making fun of the Holy Family" or being used in gambling, or...), the card game Rook became popular as it had no imagery whatsoever... aside from the eponymous crow-like bird.
- Uno and Dutch Blitz are also big hits in such communities.
- One notable immoral Moral Substitute would be the white power RPG Racial Holy War, which you can find a thorough mocking of here.
- Going from far-right to far-left politics, there's Class Struggle, which aims to teach players about Marxist theory. It was actually published by Avalon Hill.
- As seen in the page image, "Faith and Redemption", described as the Christian alternative to Magic: The Gathering. Of course, among the MTG community, a joke has sprung up that basically predicts that Magic will make a set based on the Judeo-Christian mythos...though they've taken cues from holy texts before.
- Inverted by Cards Against Humanity, which is a self-consciously immoral alternative to the relatively tame Apples to Apples.
- And there is a christian version of BOTH of them!
- Kickstarter-funded "Farewell To Fear" is a progressive, pro-science alternative to fantasy tabletop Role-Playing Games that in their words are full of "all sorts of legacy concepts that are rather disgusting to us; sexism, classism, racism, institutional violence".
- Settlers Of Canaan is an aversion: the makers are just Christian fans of regular Settlers of Catan who noticed the similarity of "Catan" to "Canaan" and decided—with permission!—that a Bible-themed variant of Catan set in the ancient Canaan would be fun.
- Disneyland started out as one: Walt Disney wanted a clean, inviting place that he could take his daughters to that was completely unlike the dirty, sleazy amusement parks and carnivals of the 1950s. His approach was so successful that it ended up becoming the standard in the industry; out of necessity, the other parks either had to improve their standards to entice new customers or risk going out of business.
- Heritage USA, part of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker's PTL media empire, was planned as the Christian version of Disney World, and wound up becoming fairly popular after its opening in 1978. Today, however, the park is best known for playing a role in the scandal that led to Jim Bakker's downfall and subsequent imprisonment. The park was closed in 1989, and parts of it have since been redeveloped (mostly by various ministries), while the rest lingers in various states of decay.
- The Holy Land Experience is an Orlando, Florida theme park that uses the production values of the Universal and Disney Theme Parks (even hiring designers who'd worked on them) to recreate Biblical times and places, primarily focusing on the ministry of Christ. Instead of rides, the main draws are live shows (passion plays, etc.) and opportunities to interact with performers who play Christ, his disciples, etc.
- There are a number of Young Earth Christian Creationist theme parks and museums in the U.S. that intend to counter the accepted scientific theories about evolution and the age of the Earth:
- The Creation Museum in Kentucky by Answers in Genesis, which intends to be the substitute for mainstream science museums, all while espousing that the story of Genesis is literally true and Science Is Wrong.
- The short-lived Dinosaur Adventure Land theme park in Pensacola, Florida, by the creationist Kent Hovind. The park was plagued by legal troubles since its inception, from lack of zoning permits to undeclared revenue by Hovind which caused him to be jailed for tax fraud. It was finally closed down and seized by the government in 2012.
- A brief episode in Persepolis depicts the Islamic Republic of Iran trying to develop a Disney-style theme park based on their own mythology. They obviously didn't think this through: Iranian myth is full of unveiled women (and pagan gods, being a pre-Islamic mythology), and once they saw the design they realized that they could neither rewrite their mythic characters nor put veils on them, and they called the whole thing off.
- American Girl examples:
- After the doll brand was involved in controversies over claims that the company's charitable contributions supported pro-abortion and pro-gay rights groups, several alternate doll brands popped up intending to be more moral alternatives. In some cases, they all but called out American Girl by name when criticizing "other" companies in their publicity. American Girl remained the leader in brand recognition, marketing, and quality; most of these rivals have quietly gone out of business.
- Maplelea Girls isn't concerned with religion one way or the other; it's concerned with Americanism. The brand is Canadian, and encourages Canadian children to get over their Cultural Cringe and leave a brand that wears its Americanness on its sleeves for one that embraces Canadian national identity.
- And then there's Dolls From Heaven, a line made by a Catholic family as a way for children to be closer to God through dolls patterned after saints.
- Barbie examples:
- Dara and Sara, the officially-sanctioned Iranian Barbie doll substitute.
- Fulla, a popular attempt at trying to create an Islam-friendly alternative to Barbie. There are also less successful attempts such as Razanne.
- Several alternatives promote "a more healthy and realistic" body image than Barbie; the most common complaint is her body proportions, which just don't match with human ones. At least one version also has molded nipples, supposedly so young girls didn't think that the fact that their breasts weren't featureless lumps meant there was something wrong with them.
- As of 2014-15, the most notable example of this sort of thing was the Lammily doll, meant to be proportioned on the average figure of 19-year-old American women. A curious optional extra for which includes a set of stick-on body marks- yes, your doll can actually get zits and scratches if you so wish!
- The game developer Color Dreams launched the Wisdom Tree label in 1991, and re-released their old games with new titles and Christian themes slapped on. Some notable games that they made included Bible Adventures, Sunday Funday (a rebadged version of the old Color Dreams game Menace Beach), and Spiritual Warfare (a thinly disguised Zelda clone — not half bad, but mostly by virtue of picking a good game to rip off). These games did not carry the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality, and came with special cartridges that were designed to get around the lockout chips in Nintendo's consoles.
It is widely believed that the reason Color Dreams turned into Wisdom Tree was not out of piety, but so that they could get around Nintendo's licensingnote . Nintendo's primary pressure tactic was refusing to sell their games to retailers that sold unlicensed games. Christian bookstores were immune to this, as they didn't stock video games in the first place. Seeing an opportunity, the newly-renamed Wisdom Tree convinced the bookstores that their games would bring kids to God, and started selling their games to them. Another theory is that Color Dreams changed their modus operandi after Nintendo sued them for selling unlicensed games — after all, what sort of evil company (and a Japanese one, at that) would hate on a Christian game developer anyway?
- One Wisdom Tree game, Super 3D Noah's Ark for the Super NES, is particularly famous among hardcore gamers for being the only unlicensed SNES cartridge released in the US. The game was essentially Wolfenstein 3D with the guns replaced with food and the Nazis replaced with goats, sheep, llamas or other animals. An urban legend claims that id Software actually gave Wisdom Tree the Wolfenstein 3D code and SNES lockout codes just to spite Nintendo after the SNES port of Wolfenstein 3D was Bowdlerised. id Software denies this, claiming that Wisdom Tree was just another Id Tech 0 engine licensee.
- Seanbaby reviewed a Christian version of Dance Dance Revolution (entitled Dance Praise) in one issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly, concluding with an offensive but somewhat pertinent quote: "[What I learned was that] Christian anything sucks more than regular anything."
- He also reviewed Bible Adventures and Sunday Funday. After comparing Sunday Funday's gimmick of quoting scripture versus Menace Beach's gimmick of having your girlfriend's clothes disappear between levels, he concluded that "If you suck at making things but want people to buy them anyway, crap with Jesus sells better than crap with tits."
- A Christian Guitar Hero clone, entitled Guitar Praise, which includes a lot of groups listed on Christian Rock (and one song from a Not Christian Rock group, Flyleaf).
- There's a Catholic-themed clone of DopeWars called, yes, Pope Wars. It's somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
- There was a PC game spawned by the Bibleman video series by a company called Covenant Studios. It played sort of like Diablo with jerky controls, sprites that moved at a snail's pace and weapons of a purely defensive nature — even the character who had a laser gun at the time. Instead, there's a clunky system to destroy enemies with random Bible passages. To top it all off, Bibleman, the character the series is named after, has to be unlocked before players can take control of him. Oddly, despite this winning combination, the purported PlayStation 2 and Game Boy Advance versions never materialized. At last check, the developers' site had disappeared off the face of the internet.
- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has made a number of animal rights-themed Flash parodies of popular games.
- Super Tofu Boy was their version of Super Meat Boy. Funnily enough, Team Meat decided shortly after to add Tofu Boy to the PC version as an actual playable character... while simultaneously mocking PETA and thanking them for the publicity. Word of God is that the developers of Super Meat Boy trolled PETA by posting messages to PETA sites about their game, precisely in hopes of provoking a response. To add further insult to injury, Tofu Boy is anemic and can't run or jump as well as any other character, making some levels completely unwinnable with him.
- PETA also has a version of Super Mario Bros. on their web site called Super Chick Sisters. The main characters have to save Pamela Anderson from Colonel Sanders and the evil Kentucky Fried Chicken lair.
- And now Super Tanooki Suit, in protest of Mario's Tanooki suit. Which comes from a leaf, and has been around for over 20 years. Also, we're talking about a guy who routinely uses turtle shells as weapons. It's the Tanooki suit you're taking issue with? They later claimed it was just meant as a joke after getting hordes of Nintendo fans on their case.
- Then there was Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, where a borderline insane and highly sociopathic Mama prepares a Thanksgiving feast in the most brutal and over-the-top gory fashion imaginable. Until the last stage, where she becomes her "normal" persona and makes a tofu feast. The message PETA puts out crashes and burns because the Cooking Mama games already offer a variety of dishes for all kinds of cooking styles and temperaments (i.e. plenty of vegetarian dishes as it is). Majesco was very happy for the free publicity, though.
- If that really was meant as a joke, then PETA hasn't learned their lesson very well with their newest game, Pokemon Black and Blue. Like their other parodies, this one fails at its job, one of the reasons being that the last "boss" in this game is apparently Ash Ketchum, who's not only not featured in the games (aside from Pokemon Puzzle League, but that... that doesn't count), but is perhaps the most loving and caring trainer towards Pokemon (or at the very least, his Pikachu) of any character in the franchise.
- Word of God claims that Ultima IV (the Trope Codifier for the Karma Meter) was intended to be this to the first 3 games, after hearing the complaints of Moral Guardians. A prime example of Tropes Are Not Bad since said game revolutionized the RPG genre.
- In The '80s, home computers were marketed as an educational alternative to video game consoles to anxious parents fearful of anything that could threaten their children's attempts to get into a good college. Commodore in particular attempted to scare parents away from mind-rotting consoles toward their computers. Their ploy seems to have worked, as the Commodore 64 is considered a factor in The Great Video Game Crash of 1983. The moral panic surrounding teenagers' Internet use has made this somewhat Hilarious in Hindsight.
- Edutainment Games, especially in The '80s and The '90s. This also plays into the idea of home computers as an educational substitute for consoles mentioned above, as these games were more common on computers than consoles. Some edutainment titles like Mario Is Missing! were ported over to consoles.
- The Left Behind books have an ongoing series of Real-Time Strategy games as well. They generated some controversy over the idea of "kill or convert" approaches to heathens, though the emphasis does lean more towards conversion rather than combat. The first game, at least, has some genuinely interesting ideas and mechanics for urban warfare with a strong "hearts and minds" theme, but is crippled by a lot of amateur mistakes for the genre and its obsessive devotion to ideological purity rather than good gameplay. For example, the main menu shows a CGI rendering of The Creation of Adam with Adam wearing white boxer shorts, and completing missions unlocks bonus (Christian rock) music and informational documents... like why evolution is wrong and how archaeology proves the Bible.
- Religion aside, this is the reason there exist a market for "kiddie" Edutainment Game consoles like the V.Smile, LeapTV, and even Sega's Pico console. Many parents don't want their toddlers playing the Ultra Super Death Gore Fest Chainsawer 3000 games that their older siblings play (or playing this trope straighter, don't want them playing games like these at all, period). Hence they get their kids consoles like these in hopes of placating them without them realizing what they're missing. Of course, the fact that these consoles get a lot of Licensed Games as well means that they do have a Periphery Demographic.
- Pokémon Go was the subject of a moral panic in Russia, with the media and politicians claiming that it was threatening the morality of the nation's citizens and was being used by Western governments to promote youth revolt and potentially spy on top-secret locations. As a result, the Moscow city government started working on their own, edutainment version of the app called Know Moscow.Photo, in which people in Moscow would 'catch' historical Russian figures.
- Filthy Figments, the "positive" alternative to Slipshine, for those who object to eroticism with men holding the strings. It's just as smutty as regular porn but it's drawn by women.
- Adam4d is basically the Christian version of webcomics like The Oatmeal having a somewhat similar format and art style, but all the strips are related to Christian themes.
- Stuff Christians Like, compared to Stuff White People Like, though it leans more in the Affectionate Parody direction. This is lampshaded by its first post and in the book article: "Stuff Christians Like: Ignoring all Copyright Laws".
- Spoofed in a YouTube video starring a troupe of rapping kids promoting the "Christian Side Hug," which avoids the "sinful" crotch contact of the traditional hug. No, as much as it might seem to be par for the course, and as much as you might want it to be, it's not even the tiniest bit real.
- It seems like the video may not be a parody, and those guys were dead serious. It's supposed to be a parody, yet Word of God states that they were serious about keeping physical contact to a minimum.
- And, of course, the "side hug" is a real thing which is suggested for anyone working with children, in secular or sacred settings, in hopes to avoid anyone suggesting that there's intentional "crotch contact".
- This trope, in conjunction with New Media Are Evil, has been cited (especially by the "old media") as a major reason for the declining quality of news coverage in the Turn of the Millennium and beyond. The thesis is that, before the rise of the internet and cable news, most places had only a few mass-market newspapers and TV stations that had to moderate their reporting and editorials in order to avoid alienating large sections of the populace and going out of business. Anybody looking for more partisan journalism had to either turn to magazines like The Atlantic and National Review (which still tended more towards the "establishment" wings of their respective political viewpoints), or do some serious digging. Today, on the other hand, it is possible to get several news sources that conform to a strictly ideological point of view, while lambasting more moderate sources as biased. The Fox News Channel, MSNBC, and Russia Today all explicitly style themselves as the "honest" alternatives to a "biased" Mainstream Media (from conservative, liberal, and pro-Russian perspectives, respectively), while there exist countless blogs and news websites that do the same, and often take their biases to far greater extremes than the cable news networks.
- While piracy is obviously a moral gray area at best, The Pirate Bay Clean (TPBCLEAN) bills itself as being a more modest alternative to torrent sites, particularly the original Pirate Bay, as most if not all of them are littered with pornographic content and ads for adult sites. There is an option to turn them off on TPB and the others, but for the most part adult content tends to be enabled by default, hence the initiative for a "family-friendly" alternative, besides the fact that most of the Indian programmers the author hired weren't up to doing work on a site that served smut.
- Gab.ai is a Twitter clone, created as a "free speech alternative" to "left-leaning" social networks. As such, it has been so far mostly embraced by the far right.
- VeggieTales is a Christian Moral Substitute to (often Merchandise-Driven) Saturday morning cartoons. Unlike most examples here (and indeed, contrary to the expectations of those who haven't watched it), it's actually high quality for its genre and is often enjoyed beyond the Animation Age Ghetto and even beyond its Christian target audience (to wit, the jokes are actually funny and the references are actually clever, and it's wholly independent of the show's religious angle), in addition to having pioneered the use of 3D in children's animation. Just goes to show that Tropes Are Not Bad.
- The Kingdom Chums, a Christian equivalent to the Care Bears and other similar cartoons (but featuring only three toys). Judging by the videos on YouTube, there was a series, although it was obviously too obscure for IMDB and Wikipedia.
- It deserves a look just for the musical number about avoiding the sin of adultery... in a cartoon aimed at small children. (Skip to 5:10 in the video.)
- Davey and Goliath, a stop-motion cartoon from the maker of Gumby...
- ...only to have this trope inverted with Moral Orel, its very immoral substitute.
- Branson, Missouri, in the words of The Simpsons, is "Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders." The city offers elaborate hotels, shopping, and tons of live shows, but there's no gambling or "party scene". The shows focus on G-rated entertainment, especially musical revues — oldies, country, and Broadway are the most frequently appearing genres. Other shows include grand-scale musical adaptations of Bible stories, and such headliners as Yakov Smirnoff, the Oak Ridge Boys, Tony Orlando, and Jim Stafford. (Another Simpsons episode had the chorus of a revue declare: "We took Nick at Nite and made it a town!")
- There have been "alternatives" to the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts from every direction. The Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact, for instance, had the Pioneers, and Nazi Germany had the infamous Hitler Youth. A number of churches have also created their own "scouting" organizations, such as the Pathfinders (Seventh Day Adventists), the Royal Rangers for boys and Missionettes for girls (Assemblies of God), and Awana (Southern Baptists). More recently, due to the increasingly conservative bent of the Boy Scouts of America (not surprising, since Lord Baden-Powell came up with the idea during one of Britain's imperial wars of conquest, and "scouts" throughout history have traditionally been connected to the military and was seen as a way to prepare boys for jobs in the army or the colonial services.), there are also a few scouting organizations that have sprung up with more moderate and non-denominational views on Christian doctrine (such as the Christian Service Brigade), and others with the aim of being more accepting of gays, lesbians, and non-Christians.
But here’s the good news. I and dozens more will be convening for a coalition meeting of pro-family leaders next month in Louisville, Ky., to discuss the creation of a moral alternative to the Boy Scouts.
- The Boy Scouts themselves were partly inspired by an organization called the Boys' Brigade, which was (and is) an explicitly Christian youth organization. Therefore, the Boy Scouts were the "less moral" substitute (which is pretty funny when you consider the controversy over their views on religion and homosexuality). Also, as the name suggests, the Boys' Brigade has even stronger military overtones than the Boy Scouts: humorist Clive James, who was a member of both groups in his youth, commented that the Scouts emphasize "woodsy lore" and the Brigade prefers "parade ground drill." For example, the adult organizers of the Brigade are called Officers (with the ranks of Lieutenant and Captain), and younger members can become Non-Commissioned Officers, with ranks running from Private through Staff Sergeant.
- After the Scouts recent decision to keep the ban on gay scout leaders, but allow gay young men to participate in scouting, the author of this article R.I.P, Boy Scouts of America invokes exactly those words:
- Several churches, appalled at the pagan influences of Halloween and the monsters seen in traditional haunted houses, have taken to doing "Halloween alternative" parties like the "March of Saints" as done in some Catholic parishes in the Philippines and elsewhere, wherein children disguise themselves as Biblical figures or saints. Some take this to extremes by setting up "hell houses," in which the attendees are shown scenes meant to portray the decadence of secular culture, finally ending in a room occupied by Satan, claiming that all of the characters they had seen are now firmly in his grasp. In the worst of these, the Hell House is marketed as a normal haunted house, and is thus a Bait and Switch, and in some the attendees must either agree to be saved (i.e. become born-again Christians) or must traverse the length of the building in order to get out. The whole concept is savagely mocked in a Something*Positive sequence starting here. Perhaps more common are the Harvest Parties, which feature game booths, contests, and the requisite candy, typically hosted in whatever part of the church has an open floor and forgoing the ghouls-and-ghosts theme (converting the holiday into Thanksgiving Lite).
- Christmas and Easter even started out as Christian substitutes for pagan celebrations. Jehovah's Witnesses cite these origins and refuse to celebrate them. Other more devout Christians have complained about the commercialization and secularization of Christmas, so this might be coming full circle.
- Some parents who school their children at home do so because they perceive public school as un-Christian or un-whatever their religion/worldview is. It's also possible for Christian parents to give their children a complete Christian education, all the way from pre-school to Ph.D.
- The American Center for Law and Justice, founded by Pat Robertson, is a Christian conservative counterpart to the ACLU that litigates for pro-Christian, pro-life issues (even though the ACLU also does work defending the civil liberties of Christians in regards to the free exercise of their beliefs).
- The 19th century French thinker Auguste Comte devised a humanist "Religion of Humanity" complete with its own feast days (to commemorate figures in Western history) and clergy.
- Nazi Germany pushed 'moral' (for lack of a better word) substitutes throughout the arts and sciences.
- Early on, the Nazis advocated "Deutsche Physik" as an alternative to the physics mainstream. Led by advocates like Philipp Lenard, Rudolf Tomaschek, and Johannes Stark, it was popular among those who felt physics to be too dominated by Jews like Albert Einstein and Niels Bohr, and briefly attracted a number of "old guard" physicists who rejected the paradigm shift presented by the theory of relativity. It fell out of favor in the late '30s once the sturdiness of the "Jewish physics" became apparent even to many Nazis, though they only acknowledged this through clenched teeth and refused to give any credit to Jews, instead favoring "Aryan" physicists like Werner Heisenberg (who they had ironically harassed and bashed as a "White Jew" for supporting relativity just a few years prior). Deutsche Physik, as short-lived and often overblown by modern observers as it was, still had a disastrous effect on scientific research in Germany, and the Jewish scientists who found themselves driven out of German universities under the Nuremberg Laws would go on to contribute massively to the Nuclear Weapons programs of Germany's enemies.
- Soon after the Nazis rose to power, they clamped down on "entartete kunst" (degenerate art), a catch-all term that referred to modern art, jazz music, and anything else that the Nazi Culture Police viewed as 'un-German', holding it up as a symbol of the perceived decadence of the Weimar era and alleging that it had been promoted by Jews and communists in order to degrade the German spirit. As a reaction, they instead pushed art that upheld 'blood and soil' themes of militarism and racial purity, often infused with classical Greek and Roman influence. Hilariously, as Cracked pointed out, an exhibition of the banned art (the only legal venue for such work) to show the German people how evil and Jew-corrupted it was wound up attracting far more visitors than a nearby exhibition of Nazi-sponsored art.
- Bizarrely (given many of the examples on this page), the Nazis promoted a moral substitute for the Christian faith and churches: Positive Christianity, which threw out the "Jewish" parts of the Bible (including the entire Old Testament and the letters of Paul of Tarsus) and recast Jesus as an Aryan warrior who rebelled against the Jewish authority of his day, while also demonizing the Catholic Church as a "Judaized" bastardization of the faith and lionizing figures like Martin Luther (the German theologian who started the Protestant Reformation) who they viewed as having worked to restore the "original" Christianity. Many Nazis (most notably Alfred Rosenberg, who came up with the idea) saw Christianity in its current state as a religion of weakness and submission, unfit for a Proud Warrior Race like they imagined the Germans to be, but at the same time, they realized that they had to make their peace with the churches if they were to hold power for any length of time, and so they came up with a Nazified brand of the faith that was more in line with their warlike ideals. The effort was largely a failure, with the Nazi-backed theology running into stiff opposition from the "Confessing Church" movement that wished to maintain their theological independence, and only a minority of German Protestant churches adopted it before the Nazis quietly sidelined their push for it.
Many neo-Nazis and white supremacists, likewise, have developed their own "moral" substitutes for mainstream Christianity, what with its "all faithful are equal before God" and all that. Among those who still maintain some sort of Christian faith, you'll find what's known as Christian Identity, which proclaims white people to be the descendants of the ten lost tribes of Israel, Jews to be impostors to the claim (often justified with the idea that they're actually descended from Khazar converts), and non-whites to be literally subhuman "mud races". A more moderate variation can be found in kinism, which proclaims that race and ethnicity are unbreakable, divinely-created bonds that are just as important as family, which in turn leads to the belief that segregation is mandated by God and that "betraying" one's race (i.e. mixing with other races) is as bad as betraying one's family. For those who think that's still not enough to distance Christianity from its Jewish roots, many follow racialized variants of pagan religions (Norse Mythology and, to a lesser extent, Classical Mythology are especially popular here, given the former's "Aryan" cred and the latter's association with the glory of Rome) or Satanism (on the grounds that worshiping the enemy of the God of the Jews is a necessary component of rebellion against them).
- Arguably, fascism itself may count, as its proponents saw it as this towards socialism. It combined many of its economic proposals (broad populism, state control of industry, etc.) and its revolutionary spirit with ultra-nationalism and reactionary social views, in sharp opposition to socialism's international worldview. In Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler described both capitalism and socialism as two sides of the same coin, i.e. both controlled by Jews as tools to corrupt and destroy nations with by breeding class warfare, and both needing to be expunged from the body politic in favor of an ideology that would unite the nation in a way that transcended class lines. It's not for nothing that the Nazis called themselves the "National Socialists", the "National" part differentiating them from the "subversive" international (read: Jewish) socialists that they viewed as destroying Germany, and before the Night of the Long Knives there existed a substantial faction in the Nazi party (known as the Strasserites after its leaders, the brothers Otto and Gregor Strasser) that took the "Socialist" part very seriously — and viewed Hitler as having sold out the nation and the party to business interests and the elite (which led to them getting purged). This post on AlternateHistory.comnote goes into detail on how, while socialism was explicitly oriented towards the working class, fascism was a "big tent" ideology that held something for those in all socioeconomic strata. Today, similar ideas can be seen in movements like third positionism, national anarchism, and the European New Right, which co-opt leftist imagery, strategies, and economic proposals in support of vehemently anti-leftist and anti-liberal ideologies.
- The Soviet Union also had a long list of communist substitutes for the "decadent, bourgeois" culture of the West.
- Similar to Nazi Germany's "Deutsche Physik", the USSR under Stalin pushed Lysenkoism as a more acceptable alternative to Darwinian evolution and genetics, which they felt was too capitalistic, what with "survival of the fittest" and all that.note Botanists and biologists who disagreed and advocated mainstream (i.e. real) biology were arrested, one of the most prominent examples being Nikolai Vavilov, who died in The Gulag. It was abandoned (along with much of Stalin's legacy) after Nikita Khrushchev became Premier, due to the fact that it had proven itself to be a total failure as a scientific theory.
- Starting in the Stalinist era, the Soviet Union promoted Socialist Realism as a reaction to abstract art, which was seen as a symbol of Western decadence. Before that, they favored formalism, constructivism, and the avant-garde as seen in the works of Sergei Eisenstein, Maiakovsky, Meyerhold, and others; Stalin's rise to power saw the "traditionalists" within the Soviet art world (who favored realistic, albeit idealized, representations of everyday life) win out over the more abstract "futurists" (who wanted art in the workers' state to be just as revolutionary and radical as its politics). It's been noted that, at their core, the style and themes of socialist realism (the glorification of the Party, an idealized depiction of the 'common man', a rejection of modernism and abstraction, a focus on propaganda use) weren't all that different from Nazi art, to the point where some art historians use the term "heroic realism" to describe both styles.
- The Intervision Song Contest was the Warsaw Pact's short-lived version of the Eurovision Song Contest. It ran from 1977 to 1980, before being canceled due to the rise of Solidarity in Poland (it was held in the Polish city of Sopot). Surprisingly, it's also managed to become this for a new generation — in 2014, Vladimir Putin restarted the Intervision Song Contest after years of discussing the idea, this time including members of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation as well (though it's been stuck in Development Hell for a long time). Intervision's predecessor, the Sopot International Song Festival, also deserves mention here. It is still going strong today, though it's no longer a contest per se, but rather, one of Poland's biggest music festivals.
- The Soviet Union promoted the "Spartakiads" from 1928 to 1937 as an alternative to the "bourgeois" Olympic Games until World War II forced them to put the event on the back burner. After the war, they finally broke down and sent a team to the Helsinki Olympics in 1952, though they continued to hold Spartakiads within the Soviet Union all the way until 1991. They also organized the one-off Friendship Games in 1984 after their boycott of the Los Angeles Olympics that year.
- The Jewish Autonomous Oblast was the Soviet answer to Israel. It was an autonomous republic inside the USSR made for Jews (every nationality in the USSR was suppose to have one) that was rooted in secular Jewish socialism as opposed to Zionism, nationalism, or religion, which were seen as anti-socialist. The official language was Yiddish as opposed to Hebrew, and its monuments contained symbols of Judaism like menorahs. Unofficially, it was also seen as a way of advancing the settlement of the sparsely populated Far East. Soviet authorities invited progressive Jews around the world to help in the construction of the Oblast, but most of them spurned it in favor of Israel, a nation that was itself fairly socialist in its early days; the Jewish residents never exceeded a quarter of the population. The fact that it was located in the middle of the Far East along the Chinese border, a place with no cultural meaning for Jews, did little to endear it to them, nor did the opposition of the natives. The Oblast still exists today and is still officially a "Jewish Oblast", but only 0.2% of the population is Jewish.
- The US, in turn, promoted their own alternatives in the ideological war against the communists.
- In response to the aforementioned Socialist Realism, the United States intelligence services promoted abstract modern art in the 1950s and '60s. While many such artists held political views that would've been suspect in the stridently anti-communist US, and modern art was frequently mocked in Middle America as a symbol of big-city elitism, the CIA still saw propaganda value in it. It served a dual purpose: as a symbol of American creativity and intellectual freedom versus the Soviet Culture Police, and as a rebuttal to the idea that America was a cultural wasteland dependent on Europe for all its artistic accomplishments.
- It has been suggested that part of the reason for the early successes of the Civil Rights Movement was because a good number of pragmatic anti-communists viewed it as a way of challenging the Soviet Union's portrayal of the US as a land of virulent racism, blunting their egalitarian rhetoric in the Third World. It's uncertain how great a factor this was — many segregationists viewed civil rights as a communist plot, and indeed, American communists did play a role in laying the foundation for the movement, going to the South in the '30s and organizing several African American communities. Still, the idea of turning the US into a Moral Substitute to the USSR on race relations definitely gets played up in the pop-history version of the Civil Rights Movement, and anti-communists, even some who had been segregationists at the time, were quick to co-opt its successes once explicit white-power racism had faded into a fringe viewpoint in the '70s.note
- Before that, during The Great Depression, the New Deal was conceived as an alternative as well, a reform initiative that co-opted the egalitarian rhetoric and class angst of the socialists and reinforced government loyalty via social security and welfare programs. Many left-wing well-wishers, fence-sitters, and fellow travelers saw the government and the capitalist system as responsive to change and open to popular consensus, thus shifting away from radical politics. The American communists knew what was happening, and blasted the New Deal as an attempt to buy the workers' loyalty, destroy their class consciousness, and prevent the revolution, but their efforts quickly proved futile as recruitment dried up. Later generations of liberals saw the "New Deal" as a key reason for America avoiding revolution or uplift, unlike other nations in the '30s, and it became the prototype for the economic system now known as social democracy. During the Red Scare of the '50s, however, many conservatives would develop a backlash against the New Deal and liberals who supported it, and today, a system that was created to save capitalism and prevent revolution is now ironically seen as a socialist program.
- Neoconservatism began life as the capitalist substitute to the idea of the "world socialist revolution". Many of the leading lights of the neoconservative movement were former Trotskyists and other anti-Soviet leftists who grew disillusioned with the mainstream left in The '70s, due to the rise of the counterculture and what they saw as an unwillingness to confront the Soviet Union (which Trotskyists were never a fan of). Even as they migrated to the right, however, they remained committed to the Marxist idea that one economic system served as the endpoint of history, and to Trotsky's idea that the revolution had to be worldwide. They just swapped out the nature of that revolution: instead of communism, it would be liberal, capitalist democracy that would sweep the world, backed by the power of the US military.
- Mahatma Gandhi somehow managed to be a substitute for both socialism and fascism:
- As George Orwell and Leon Trotsky both noted, before Gandhi, colonialist revolt and resistance was seen in the context of global internationalism, socialism, and communism. Gandhi, however, created a mass anti-colonialist movement that essentially combined leftist practices and ideas (protests, sit-ins, boycotts) with fairly traditional and conservative values (family, tradition, vegetarianism). This essentially pushed the centre-left of India's independence movement towards the centre, with socialists and communists not able to get mass support outside of a few major areas of India. Before long, even the secular Nehru, despite his plans for industrializing India, started cloaking himself in traditional Indian habits and customs.
- Likewise, Gandhi's reinterpretation of Indian tradition to further progressive ideas (the erosion of the caste system, religious tolerance, rights and education for women) also left the right-wing and quasi-fascists in the lurch, since Gandhi was the picture of Indian values in his clothes and was highly religious and Holier Than Thou. Gandhi would, in fact, be assassinated by a right-wing Hindu named Nathuram Godse who, at his trial, said that Gandhi's ideas of nonviolence were incompatible with Hinduism.
- Gandhi's pacifism and anti-imperialism, moreover, alienated the military-minded such as Subhash Chandra Bose, who created the Indian National Army (the first non-segregated multi-religious Indian army with men and women serving) without any fixed ideological base outside of anti-imperialism (and which led to a tactical Enemy Mine with Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan that never really did get broad support).
- Similarly, the Catholic Church's 1891 papal encyclical Rerum novarum, critiquing both the excesses of contemporary capitalism and the radical socialism that had emerged in response to it, became the basis for distributism. An attempt to codify Catholic social teaching into an economic system, distributism can be summed up with the quote by G. K. Chesterton (one of the main proponents of distributism) that "the problem with capitalism is not too many capitalists, but not enough capitalists." It had an ideal of a regulated market economy where ownership of private property was widespread and diffuse ("three acres and a cow" was a popular slogan) rather than concentrated in the hands of the elite or the state, ensuring that there would be many small-to-medium farmers, manufacturers, and merchants and few, if any, businesses and banks big enough to thoroughly dominate the economy. They supported the rights of organized labor but opposed contemporary unions for their radicalism and class warfare, instead favoring a modernized guild system as an alternative that encouraged class collaboration.
Distributism never took off on the level that socialism did, as its tight wedding to Catholicism limited its appeal to non-Catholics in its original form. However, ideas from distributism did influence anti-trust legislation in the US and the Christian democracy movement in Europe and Latin America, and later entered the secular co-op, credit union, and social credit movements. It would also be rediscovered in The '70s by two radically different groups of activists: the nascent environmental and back-to-the-land movements on one hand, who saw it as a 'green' alternative to contemporary capitalism and socialism (influenced by E. F. Schumacher, author of Small is Beautiful), and neo-fascists on the other, who saw it as a model for building a 'racially pure' nation (influenced by A. K. Chesterton, second cousin of G. K. and a co-founder of the National Front in Britain).
- The teaching of "Holy Ghost intoxication", or being "drunk in the Spirit", a spurious claim that comes from misinterpretation of Scriptures (mostly Acts chapter 2 and Ephesians 5:18) that is preached by the likes of Benny Hinn, Rodney Howard Browne, and Kenneth E. Hagin, is often preached in Pentecostal and Charismatic churches as an alternative to getting high from real drugs. John Crowder even goes so far as to call it "tokin' the Ghost". VICE has a YouTube video on the subject that can be seen here.
- While it may be hard to imagine today given the rhetoric surrounding it, the health care reform plan that ultimately became "Obamacare" started out as a conservative, free-market alternative to Bill Clinton's plan (dubbed "Hillarycare" after his wife, the main architect of the plan) in The '90s, promoted as a way to advance the virtue of personal responsibility by requiring people to buy health insurance. Famously, Mitt Romney implemented such a plan at the state level as governor of Massachusetts. It was only after Barack Obama, a Democrat, championed the plan at the federal level that it was disowned by Republicans. This left Romney in the awkward position of having to be against something he favored as governor when he ran against Obama in 2012 (although he tried declaring it a state's rights issue).
- Labor Day in the U.S. is held the first Monday in September, instead of May 1 like in other countries, because of the association of the latter date with those Dirty Communists. The American labor movement was itself a moral substitute for Communism, thanks to the influence of the staunchly anti-Communist AFL-CIO under Samuel Gompers eventually squeezing out the more radical Industrial Workers of the World. The early successes of the labor movement meant that workers could gain representation and fair treatment without overthrowing the capitalist system, which partly explains why Communism never became a significant movement in America.
- A private committee in China established the "Confucius Peace Prize" in response to a Chinese dissident receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. The prize was proposed as a way "to declare China's view in peace and human rights to the world."
- The Knights of Columbus were founded for two main reasons: a) to sell affordable life insurance to Catholic workers, who often worked in dangerous jobs, and b) to serve as a fraternal organization that Catholics could join in good conscience, since they were prohibited from joining organizations like the Freemasons under pain of excommunication.
- After the tit-for-tat boycotts by the US and Soviet Olympic teams of the 1980 Moscow and 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, Ted Turner created the Goodwill Games in 1986 as a non-politicized alternative to an event that he saw as having become more about national/Cold War posturing than sport.
- In The New Russia, hardbass (pump-dancing to hardstyle music in public) emerged in 2000s Saint Petersburg to keep young people away from smoking, alcoholism, & drug abuse. Also, they can make a good political statement.
- Around 2008, a group of college students in Florida found themselves offended by provocative, Fanservice-laden ads for the likes of Mac lipstick and Calvin Klein. So they made their own sanitized versions and put them on public display alongside their sexy counterparts. A particularly jarring example would be their version of an ad for Viva-Glam lipstick by Mac. In the original version, a medium-sized paragraph appeared at the right side of the page enthusing that all proceeds from the lipstick goes to a fund "to help men, women and children who are living with HIV and AIDS". The sanitized version (rather crudely) enlarges the portion that mentions the fund's cause, and it becomes "to help men, and childern..."
- Some computer science researchers have proposed using male model Fabio Lanzoni note to test image processing algorithms as an alternative to "Lenna", a picture taken from an early '70s Playboy issue (though cropped to remove the nudity), as the use of a female pin-up is seen as a sexist relic of the days when programming was a "boys' club" that sends a poor image to women getting involved in the industry.
- A number of Christian motorcycle clubs and ministries have sprung up as an answer to the Hells Angels and similar biker gangs, offering the same sense of brotherhood and interest in motorcycles (mostly Harley-Davidsons, though some accept bikers with "metric" or foreign-made bikes), all while serving God and teaching the gospel instead of the usual decadent and sometimes criminal nature common with biker gangs. Some went so far as to adopting the two or three-piece patch, but this didn't occasionally bode well with regular outlaw bikers, as what motorcycle ministries found out the hard way.
- Some countries have a more humane version of Bullfighting in which there's no killing or wounding of the bull. These include Portugal, Costa Rica, Ecuador and Venezuela where both the frequent "matador" individual style (albeit without killing or pinching the bull) and the collective "improvised bullfighting" (when a group of volunteers try to avoid the bull or bulls with more danger for the humans than for the bulls) are common. France also has a similar variant of improvised bullfighting using a cow. Mexico is gradually switching to the most humane versions as the traditional bullfighting is getting more and more unpopular. Many animal rights activists still consider these types of bullfighting cruel as it causes unnecessary stress to the animals, yet by far better than the other option.
- The Free and Open Source Software (FOSS) movement often seeks to create and promote FOSS alternatives to popular proprietary programs. For instance, there is LibreOffice in place of Microsoft Office, GIMP instead of Adobe Photoshop, and last but not least, GNU and/or Linux as an alternative to all manner of propriety operating systems note
- Bob Roberts parodies this idea by having the title character as the fanatically conservative child of hippies who uses the folksy musical style of '60s protest songs, with their left-wing populist themes, to express his decidedly right-wing ideology.
- Reefer Madness: The Musical: in the film version, at the end of "Listen To Jesus, Jimmy," Jesus challenges Jimmy to "take a hit of God" and see if he can "handle the high". Jimmy refuses, saying, "I've got a new god now!"
- Parodied mercilessly in a viral campaign for Dante's Inferno, which offered a game at the complete opposite end called Mass: We Pray. And naturally, it was presented as a game using Wii-like technology. The punchline was that, whenever you clicked any link on the fake website for the game (which is now dead), you got a message more in the style of the real game informing you that performing mass without a real Catholic priest falls under the sin of Heresy.
- Grand Theft Auto V's fictional TV shows include two parodies of this trope:
- Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force is a kids' animated series that can be described as a Christian version of Power Rangers, pushing the morality of conservative American evangelicals. To be exact, it pushes it off a bridge, with an anvilicious pro-abstinence message, embarrassingly bad "science", and crude attacks on homosexuals by obvious self-hating closet cases. It also plays up Americans' tendency to be overly prudish about sex and not nearly prudish enough about violence; the show's fight scenes are sometimes pretty much Gorn, despite being meant for children.
- Impotent Rage is a similar parody of Captain Planet and the Planeteers, and of the "limousine liberal" worldview and liberal moralism in general. The attempts made by the eponymous superhero (a mix of Bruce Wayne and Ted Turner) to improve the world invariably make things worse, such as when his destruction of a factory owned by a Corrupt Corporate Executive (who wasn't even very corrupt) puts the striking workers he was trying to help out of their jobs.
- Dumbing of Age: Joyce's favourite childhood show, Hymmal the Humming Hymnal, with messages like "All the good things we do are God working through us". Joyce shows atheist Dorothy one episode of it, and Dorothy admits afterward that she was never going to enjoy it.
- Fear, Loathing and Gumbo on the Campaign Trail '72: In this Alternate History story's Sequel Series, the authoritarian regime that takes over America in the '80s promotes It's a Wonderful Life as a "pro-American" alternative to Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, which was seen as anti-capitalist. Furthermore, with the US' relations with the UK (along with just about the rest of the civilized world) pretty well frozen by that point, a quintessentially British story was deeply unpopular with the political classes. It's a Wonderful Life, by contrast, was seen as promoting a conservative message of wholesomeness, the free market, and American values. Of course, this backfires once people start seeing the villainous Henry Potter as representative of the far-right corporate plutocrats running the US; posters of the President's face with "Potterville" written across them start popping up at protests around Christmas.
- Creationist Cosmos is a spoof of this created by Funny Or Die, in response to Real Life Creationists complaining of not getting "equal time" on Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.
- The Simpsons, with its broad satire of American pop culture, has parodied this trope on more than one occasion.
Rod Flanders: "No, you just winged him and turned him into a Unitarian!"
- The episode "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" has Ned Flanders opening a theme park called Praiseland, a parody of Heritage USA and the Holy Land Experience. The park quickly becomes a dud, with visitors finding it too focused on Sunday School-style evangelism at the expense of entertainment, until an apparent miracle at the park (actually the result of a dangerous gas leak) causes attendance to skyrocket.
- In "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily", Rod and Todd Flanders are seen playing Billy Graham's Bible Blaster, a parody of Christian video games.
- In "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy", Lisa, disgusted by the questionable messages that the Malibu Stacy doll (a parody of Barbie) sends to young girls, creates the Lisa Lionheart doll as a more positive role model. She even gets help in designing the doll from Stacy Lovell, the original designer of Malibu Stacy who was kicked out of the company she created. Unfortunately, Lisa Lionheart flops despite a ton of hype, with everybody distracted by the new Malibu Stacy doll (with new hat!) that came out on the same day.
- In "Homer's Barbershop Quartet", Ned was offering trading cards similar to baseball cards but based on religious figures. Bart, Milhouse, and Nelson were actually a little intrigued and almost fell for it until Ned told them that "learning about religion can be fun", the boys run away.
- In "Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes", Ned mentions "BC/AD": A Christian cover band of AC/DC. One of their hits being "Kindly Deeds Done for Free".
- The first King of the Hill Halloween Episode had a Moral Guardian do her best to destroy the holiday out of her belief that it's Satanic. Instead, she offered up a "Hallelujah House", which served mainly to beat children over the head with Christian aesops (like "Premarital sex kills instantly").
- The page quote comes from an episode where Bobby gets interested in Christianity due to a group of devout skateboarders. Hank spends most of the episode looking kind of bad (since he started off wanting Bobby to care more about their faith, but hates the direction he's taking), but in the end he explains that he just doesn't want Bobby to treat something that important as a mere fad, like his long-forgotten Troll Dolls and Tamagochi.