Listed below are pages with quotes taken from the website Cracked.
- Action Pet
- Adaptational Heroism
- Adored by the Network
- Adventurer Archaeologist
- Advertising Disguised as News
- Alan Smithee
- Alexander the Great
- All Animals Are Domesticated
- All Love Is Unrequited
- All-Natural Snake Oil
- Alternate History
- Antimatter
- Appeal to Nature
- Asians Eat Pets
- Awesomeness by Analysis
- Beethoven Was an Alien Spy
- Biopic
- Block Puzzle
- Boldly Coming
- Boobs-and-Butt Pose
- Powers Boothe
- Chained to a Bed
- Changing Yourself for Love
- Checkpoint Starvation
- Consent
- Continuity Nod
- Creepy Mascot Suit
- James Cromwell
- Deconstructed Trope
- Dedication
- Demonic Dummy
- Died During Production
- Ronnie James Dio
- DMX
- Double Standard: Rape, Female on Female
- Double Standard Rape: Female on Male
- Dressed to Plunder
- Dubstep
- Dungeon Shop
- Durable Deathtrap
- Elemental Punch
- Explosive Instrumentation
- Exposed Extraterrestrials
- FaceOff
- Fad Super
- Fake Shemp
- Fanwork Ban
- Farts on Fire
- Fix Fic
- Flavor of Love
- Fridge Horror
- Friendship Bribe
- Bryan Fuller
- Funnyman (1948)
- Furry Confusion
- Gaslighting
- Ghetto Name
- Grace Under Fire
- Grandfather Clause
- Hate Dumb
- Heart of Dragon
- Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
- Heroes Love Dogs
- Hollywood Evolution
- Hyperactive Metabolism
- David Icke
- I Know Karate
- Invisible Jerkass
- Ċ½eljko Ivanek
- Jackass Genie
- Jerk Jock
- Gene Kelly
- Kathleen Kennedy
- Kids Play Matchmaker
- Large Ham
- Lie Detector
- Limited Sound Effects
- Locked Door
- Lindsay Lohan
- Magic A Is Magic A
- Magical Particle Accelerator
- Frank Miller
- Julianne Moore
- More Dakka
- Next Sunday A.D.
- NightmareFuel.Live Action Films
- Nipple and Dimed
- No Bikes in the Apocalypse
- Orion Drive
- Overshadowed by Controversy
- Overzealous Underling
- The Pete Best
- Plane Spotting
- Pink Product Ploy
- Practically Joker
- Reality Is Unrealistic
- Reality Show
- Resident Evil
- Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
- Role Association
- Rugby Union
- The Rule of First Adopters
- Romantic Runner-Up
- Save-Game Limits
- Steven Seagal
- See the Whites of Their Eyes
- Serendipity Writes the Plot
- Share the Male Pain
- SkeleBot 9000
- Will Smith
- So Unfunny, It's Funny
- Space Jews
- A Space Marine Is You
- Spexico
- Sphere
- Spiritual Successor
- Peter Stormare
- Street Fighter
- Stuff Blowing Up
- Swing, You Sinners!
- Terrible Interviewees Montage
- Too Incompetent to Operate a Blanket
- Touch of Death
- Danny Trejo
- Trope Makers
- Trumplica
- Villainous Incest
- Villainous Underdog
- Viral Marketing
- The V-J Day Kiss
- The Walking Dead
- The Watson
- Wet Blanket Wife
- Hank Williams
- Bruce Willis
- Ed Wood
- Xtreme Kool Letterz
- You All Look Familiar