Sounds like fun. Count Beary in.
My friends see me as: Sherlock Scan
They think I'm smart like Sherlock? Cool! 
My love life is like: Sound Test
My day will be like: Screams Like a Little Girl
Entirely possible.
Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: 'Food Pills!
My message to the world has always been: Point-and-Click Game
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Benevolent Boss
My best friend is like: Leaning on the Furniture
My alter ego is: Zipperiffic. Cool!
Right now, I feel: Shopkeeper. I wish!
My innermost desire is: Small Town Boredom
NO.
What makes me happy is: Colonel Badass. YES!
My birth was like: Match Maker Quest
My theme trope: No Theme Tune. Woah!
My deepest secret is: Delinquents
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, I would scream: Toothy Bird!
My favorite thing to do is: Will Not Tell a Lie
The story of my life is: Remembered I Could Fly
At my funeral, they'll say: Rent-a-Zilla
...Okay.
When I'm drunk, I say: Cyclic Trope. *hic*
Behind my back, friends think: One of These Doors Is Not Like the Other
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Story-Breaker Power!
When I'm in the shower, I say: Split Edit
My love of life was inspired by: Minion Maracas
High school was like: The Killer Was Left-Handed
My family is described by: Time Travel Escape. I wish.
How will you die: Eccentric Townsfolk. I knew I couldn't trust 'em!
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
same old me
Sweet jegus these posts are going to be long. I'll just lower the size of my post.
My friends see me as: Ecchi Ooh, I'm fanservice to them? Wait all my friends are dudes...
My love life is like: Surreal Theme Tune ...so it's filled with stuff with little relevance to the actual relationship?
My day will be like: Have a Nice Death AAH!!! Oh irony, be so sweet as not to strike me down!
Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: Good Is Boring
My message to the world has always been: Lingerie Scene ... AWWWW YEAAAAAH. 
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Chained to a Rock ...DDDD:
My best friend is like: This Billboard Needs Some Salt
My alter ego is: When It Rains, It Pours
Right now, I feel: Ripped from the Phone Book :?
My innermost desire is: The Not Secret Slightly...
What makes me happy is: Reluctant Mad Scientist :OOOOOOOO
My birth was like: You Monster! Ahahahahahaha!!!
My theme trope: Science Hero
My deepest secret is: Our Angels Are Different
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, I would scream: Prestige Class!
My favorite thing to do is: Youngest Child Wins No it isn't!
The story of my life is: Escalating War
At my funeral, they'll say: Live-Action Adaptation
When I'm drunk, I say: Slurpasaur Plausible.
Behind my back, friends think: Hollywood Tone-Deaf
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Infernal Retaliation!
When I'm in the shower, I say: Double Post
My love of life was inspired by: Only One Name
High school is like: Bifauxnen ....nngh...
My family is described by: Combined Energy Attack If I get together everyone.
How will you die: Kneel Before Zod Oh dammit, I really wish it could've been cooler.
edited 5th Feb '12 8:36:44 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
My friends see me as: That's an Order!. This means either I have a catchphrase and don't know it, or I'm a bossy bastard.
My love life is like: You Are Not Ready 
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My day will be like: Sunglasses at Night , I hope I don't bump into too many things!
Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: Long Game!
My message to the world has always been: Flawless Victory! Fuck yeah!
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Fisticuffs Boss. LOL! It's gonna be an interesting wedding!
My best friend is like: The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You. Beware, he may jump out of your TV at any time!
My alter ego is: God Never Said That
Right now, I feel: Weather-Control Machine. I'm a weather-controlling cyborg? Awesome!
My innermost desire is: Putting On My Thinking Cap.
What makes me happy is: The Apocalypse Brings Out the Best in People. Yeah, it's too bad everything's gonna end on December, but at least we'll see everybody's best side!
My birth was like: Batman Gambit. Ahem...
My theme trope: Something We Forgot. Yup, I tend to be very forgetful.
My deepest secret is: Cruelty Is the Only Option. Apparently, I've hurt many people during my life...
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, I would scream: Award Snub!
My favorite thing to do is: Remade for the Export. I would please many fans!
The story of my life is: A Light in the Distance
At my funeral, they'll say: Fan Sequel. Does that mean my friends will create a replacement? Given how am I weather-controlling cyborg, it might be possible 
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When I'm drunk, I say: Friendly Target!
Behind my back, friends think: Dead Serious. Someday, I'll snap and kill someone.
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Was Once a Man!
When I'm in the shower, I say: Sinking Ship Scenario!
My love of life was inspired by: Toasted Buns. It also inspired me not to put on a jetpack ever again.
High school was like: Trouble Magnet Gambit. It was interesting .
My family is described by: Trapped in TV Land. I get it now! We live on a TV! That's why my friend can come out of them and kill you!
How will you die: Square-Cube Law. Apparently, I'll grow too big for my body and die.
Yup, I lead an interesting life ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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edited 5th Feb '12 9:10:56 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Nightmare Muse
My friends see me as: Bottomless Bladder. Well, this is off to a good start....
My love life is like: Digital Piracy Is Evil. Not sure what to say about that one.
My day will be like: Expanded Universe. Ooh, fun!
Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: Fag Hag. -punched-
My message to the world has always been: Evil Makeover. They are the most stylish.
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Get Back to the Future. Take me with you, at least?
My best friend is like: Mentor Archetype.
My alter ego is: Birthday Suit Surprise Party. What.
Right now, I feel: Midair Repair. Ohhh shiiit!
My innermost desire is: Field of Blades.
What makes me happy is: Blank Slate. Fleshing out an RPG character is pretty fun.
My birth was like: Was It All a Lie?
My theme trope: Pony Express Rider. Buh?
My deepest secret is: Base on Wheels. Curses! It's been discovered!
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, I would scream: It Gets Better.
My favorite thing to do is: Vampire Detective Series. Read, write, or enact?
The story of my life is: Bad Powers, Bad People.
At my funeral, they'll say: Ghost Pirate. This turn of events pleases me.
When I'm drunk, I say: They Fight Crime!.
Behind my back, friends think: Superheroes Wear Capes.
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: The Stakeout.
When I'm in the shower, I say: Locked Room Mystery. That's not good.
My love of life was inspired by: Relative Error. Ew.
High school is like: Rousseau Was Right. Awesome high school.
My family is described by: Quizzical Tilt.
How will you die: Rule of Two. You have -cough- done well...my apprentice.
edited 6th Feb '12 8:02:43 PM by ABNDT
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
3 microphones forever
Hokay, sure:
'My friends see me as: Toon
Nah, I'm not nearly animated enough for that to be true.
My love life is like: The Roddenberry Line
It... can sometimes rely too much on Applied Phlebotinum?
My day will be like: Grimy Water
So I can look forward to swimming in the Charles River
?
Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: "Instant Costume Change!"
I guess I'm a superhero with bad timing and a really lame transformation phrase...
My message to the world has always been: Bulletproof Fashion Plate
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Fallen Hero
My best friend is like: Taking It Well
My alter ego is: Bizarro Universe
That actually works.
Right now, I feel: Flash Fiction
My innermost desire is: Master-Apprentice Chain
What makes me happy is: All Girls Like Ponies
Is tvtropes calling me a girl?
My birth was like: Think Twins
...And now it's also kind of implying that I'm the result of Twincest. Great.
My theme trope: Texting
My deepest secret is: Guinea Pig Family
What? No, I told you, my little brother just started growing those extra limbs on his own...
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, I would scream: "Awesome Backpack!"
...Because it's what helped me get up there? Or maybe I'm complimenting someone far below me on their backpack.
My favorite thing to do is: Boss Dissonance
The story of my life is: Fan-Disliked Explanation
At my funeral, they'll say: Dented Iron
Sounds like kind of a painful way to go out, but at least Tv Tropes thinks I'm strong?
When I'm drunk, I say: Hitman with a Heart
Behind my back, friends think: Hide Your Pregnancy
Well, I have been wearing baggy clothes and carrying props in front of my stomach lately, but the fact that I'm male should told them otherwise...
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: "Saving Christmas!"
Maybe people would be more willing to rescue me if they thought I was on a mission to save Christmas.
When I'm in the shower, I say: "Inept Aptitude Test"
My love of life was inspired by: Filk Song
High school was like: Hotter and Sexier
Unfortunately, no.
My family is described by: God Couple
My parents are secretly gods? Awesome.
How will you die: Mystical Waif
Killed by her powerful attack spells, no doubt.
edited 6th Feb '12 9:47:40 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
I'm a bit of a weirdo
My friends see me as: Schematized Prop (Bit of a weird thing for friends to see me as..)
My love-life is like: Hollywood Atheist
My day will be like: Metamorphosis (I'll shapeshift? Cool!)
Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Killer Rabbit
My message to the world has always been: Never Suicide (But people do, so that would make me an idiot)
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Tall Poppy Syndrome
My best friend is like: No Causualties Run (Good on you, friend.)
My alter-ego is: Toon (Toon, the cartoony girl of CRAZY!)
Right now, I feel: Fur and Loathing (And I don't even wear furs...)
My innermost desire is: Unwitting Instigator of Doom (I desire to.. play a small part in a catastrophic event? O.o)
What makes me happy is: Nu-Metal (Most truthful thing on this list >.>)
My birth was like: Push Polling (Just... what.)
My theme Trope: Moustache de Plume (I hide my gender... ?)
My deepest secret is: My Skull Runneth Over (I know too much for my mind to take?)
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, I would scream: Cutting Off the Branches
My favorite thing to do is: Stock Legal Phrases (ORDER IN THE COURT!)
The story of my life is: Neighbourhood Friendly Gangsters (Lolwut?)
At my funeral they’ll say: Third Time's The Charm (I had three lives?!)
When I’m drunk I say: Last Request (I die whenever I get drunk? Must have resurrective powers O.O)
Behind my back, my friends think I’m: The Cowl (That would actually be pretty awesome)
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Audience Participation Song (Who's going to participate? The animals?)
When I’m in the shower, I say: In Theory (Umm...)
My love of life was inspired by : Show Stopper
High School was like: Culture Blind
My family is described by : Remade for the Export (...)
How will you die? : A.I. Breaker (Either my hidden AI will get exploited (wut), or an AI wil kill me because of me finding a flaw in its intelligence. Riiight.)
edited 17th Feb '13 2:46:03 PM by ROSD
so i made a new avatar
My friends see me as: Ambiguous Gender
I did used to get mistaken for a girl sometimes.
My love-life is like: Rules of the Game
...what?
My day will be like: Transformation Name Announcement
That implies I'll transform at some point, which I won't.
Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Regular Caller
Bot how will I know which one of them the caller is?
My message to the world has always been: Loan Shark
I don't encourage swindling.
My best friend is like: Glove Snap
I'm not friends with any doctors.
My alter-ego is: Fairy Battle
Sounds like a Shonen anime centered around homosexuals.
Right now, I feel: You Are What You Hate
I feel conceited?
My innermost desire is: War Has Never Been So Much Fun
Not really, but I suppose it'd decrease the sting of actual wars.
What makes me happy is: Final Boss
Eh, not really.
My birth was like: Adaptational Attractiveness
I got more handsome as I grew older?
My theme Trope: Ornamental Weapon
But I'm usually unarmed...
My deepest secret is: Translation Train Wreck
Yes, I must confess, I suck at Spanish.
My favorite thing to do is: Defeat Means Playable
I guess it is cool when that happens.
The story of my life is: Variety Show
Not a very interesting one.
At my funeral they’ll say: No Blood For Phlebotinum
Uh...?
When I’m drunk I say: Rigged Contest
Sounds like if I ever got drunk, I'd make excuses.
Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Takarazuka
I've only ever really acted in anything once, and it wasn't in Japan. I should tell my friends that.
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Hell-Bent for Leather
I think leather would just make me hotter and kill me faster.
When I’m in the shower, I say: Mother Nature, Father Science
My love of life was inspired by: You Are Too Late
For what?
High School was like: Strange Salute
I gave some students that bird a couple times.
My family is described by: Acquired Situational Narcissism
I'm sure someone in my family is like this.
How will you die?: Exposed to the Elements
I can see myself being frozen to death if I ever went to the South Pole or something.
edited 17th Feb '13 4:19:50 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Hello!
My friends see me as: Philosophical Parable
(Fiction writing check, but no philosophy.)
My Love life is like: Synchronized Morning Routine
(Nope!)
My Day will be like: Religion Rant Song
I think I've got condemnation ahead.
My message to the world has always been: Mood Motif
Well, I don't know what to say.
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Poisoned Chalice Switcheroo
Oh, Crap!...
My best friend is like: I Do Not Speak Nonverbal
Errm...
My alter-ego is: Hello Nurse
I might have a fancy mustache, but I am not a nurse, nor am I that attractive!
Right now, I feel: Sensei-chan
I am not that feminine!
My innermost desire is: Born Unlucky
What makes me happy is: Perilous Power Source
Indeed.
My birth was like: Cosmic Keystone
Uhh no.
My theme Trope: People Zoo
Nope again!
My deepest secret is: Unfinished Business
Not dead, but I might have some.
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Prepare to Die
That's something I probably would say.
My favorite thing to do is: Tomato Surprise
Ehh... no.
The story of my life is: No Time to Think
Sadly true. Not often do I get a great amount of time to think.
At my funeral they’ll say: Something That Begins with "Boring"
When I’m drunk I say: Harmony
Makes loads of sense, given that I do watch My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. (Elements of Harmony anyone?
Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Sincerity Mode
I'm surprised. People often think I'm joking!
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Country Mouse
That made no sense...
When I’m in the shower, I say: Mixed Ancestry
My love of life was inspired by: Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant
Heck no!
High School was like: Dhampyr
If only...
My family is described by: Anatomically Impossible Sex
Who printed this?!? I am going to have to find someone and mow 'em down with my gatling rocket launcher.
How will you die?: Is It Always Like This?
Man, I must be thrown completely for a loop if I find myself uttering that line.
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
My friends see me as:
My love-life is like: Elite Tweak
My day will be like: I Got a Rock
Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Trope Breaker
My message to the world has always been: Date Peepers
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Entendre Failure
Ew, no!
My best friend is like: Renaissance Man
My alter-ego is: Muggle Cast
Never heard of it.
Right now, I feel: Metamorphosis
My innermost desire is: Leave No Witnesses
What makes me happy is: Artistic License – Chemistry
My birth was like: Fluffy Tamer
That sounds insulting...
My theme Trope: Tropical Epilogue
Here's hoping...
My deepest secret is: Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal
Certainly not!
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Woman Scorned
That'd be logical if I were woman.
My favorite thing to do is: Female Angel, Male Demon
The story of my life is: Polar Bears and Penguins
Weird...
At my funeral they’ll say: The Man Behind the Curtain
Fascinating...
When I’m drunk I say: Temporary Scrappy
Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Possible War
What?
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Sequel Non-Entity
When I’m in the shower, I say: The Computer Is a Lying Bastard
My love of life was inspired by: The Not-So-Harmless Punishment
Oh, dear lord...
High School was like: Arrogant Kung-Fu Guy
There were a couple.
My family is described by: Badass Biker
They're nuttier than that...
How will you die?: Hot Bar
I'll assume they mean by accidentally pressing something wrong on the Hot Bar...
edited 17th Feb '13 7:30:53 PM by Premonition45
Where the fuck is the link?
Me: "I think I'll go and edit the page of a work I read" Also me: Get frustrated at the editing UI, gives up, and hopes someone else does i
You may have seen this concept done as a Facebook note, with song titles. The idea is to put your music on shuffle and give whatever song comes up as the answer to a question or statement. I once did this by hitting the random button on TV Tropes instead. I will post what I got below. Anyone else want to do it? One possible flaw may be that works pages won't be as funny of an answer as trope pages, but you can thus skip works pages for answers if you want.
My friends see me as: Dodgeball Is Hell
They see me as a dodgeball? That doesn't seem very nice...
My love-life is like: Hollywood Nerd
Well, nerds are awesome...
My day will be like: Yet Another Stupid Death
Um...O_O
Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: "Strip Poker."
Um...
My message to the world has always been: The Cassandra
"A character is almost always right about something (or everything) and yet continues to be mistrusted, mocked or otherwise ignored." I wouldn't say I'm almost always right about stuff, and I don't know anyone named Cassandra.
Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Eat The Dog
LOL
My best friend is like: True Romance
Um...There's no romance between me and her that I'm aware of...
My alter-ego is: School Is For Losers
My alter-ego hates school, apparently.
Right now, I feel: Teen Idol
I feel like singing!
My innermost desire is: America Takes Over The World
I want to help the US take over the world?
What makes me happy is: I Know Madden Kombat
Combat makes me happy?
My birth was like: Big Fun
My theme Trope: Floating Platforms
can't think of a joke for this one
My deepest secret is: The Reason You Suck Speech
I secretly suck? or want to tell someone why they suck?
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: "Back To Front!"
Okay...
My favorite thing to do is:Disappears Into Light
Sounds like I have a superpower I was unaware of.
The story of my life is: Your Princess Is In Another Castle
Change "Princess" to "Prince" and that's sadly fitting in a way.
At my funeral they’ll say: Hollywood Healing
I'll come back to life?
When I’m drunk I say: Authors Of Quote
makes no sense
Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Animals Hate Him
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Mascot Races
"I'm bored on this island...Race for me, my animal minions!"
When I’m in the shower, I say: Original Generation
My love of life was inspired by : Right Place Right Time Wrong Reason
High School was like: Lampshade Hanging
"Lampshade Hanging is the writers' trick of dealing with any element of the story that threatens the audience's willing suspension of disbelief — whether a very implausible plot development, or a particularly blatant use of a trope — by calling attention to it... and then moving on."
I...broke the fourth wall in high school?
My family is described by : Jesus
How will you die? : Justified Save Point
forgetting to save my game, apparently